Top 10 Stories Fox News Would Probably Make Up

Remember, it HAS to fit into what "real" things Fox News would ordinarily say!
The Top Ten
1 Trump Altered the Constitution

I mean, he'd love to do so (anything to get conservatives more rights than liberals, according to him), so Fox News would lie he did so.

2 Creationism Proven Real
3 America Proven Greatest Country to Ever Exist

Because Fox News' ego perfectly compliments Trump's!

4 Motorcycles Give Their Riders Explosive Diarrhea
5 Miasmas of the Middle Ages Proven to Exist
6 Trump Considered Greatest President by Fauxnews.com
7 All Liberal Arts Colleges Closed by Trump

Before you say "LIBERAL ARTS ISN'T ABOUT POLITICS", that's kind of the joke.

8 Rock and Roll Proven to Be Evil and Satanic
9 Fascism Named the One True Government
10 Is Adhd a Concept Made Up by Liberals?
The Contenders
11 Biden is Actually Satan in Disguise
12 Playstation 4’s overheating issues cause global warming
13 Ps5 and Xbox Series x Stock Shortage Causing Serious Harm to the Economy
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