Best Stories from Hiphopgod

I have tons of stories to tell, so I figured I'd make a list of the best ones. If you want to hear the full version of a certain story, then just vote for it.

I also have a bunch of sad stories but these ones are just the funny/cool ones. The sad stories are way too personal to tell.
The items in this list have been selected by the author of the list for you to vote and comment on.
The Top Ten
1 The stupidest reason for arrest ever

I didn't get arrested, but my boy did.

2 Almost getting kicked out of college

Honestly, I would've preferred getting kicked out because the professors made my life a living hell.

3 Pissing on a burger and giving it to my boss at McDonalds

He didn't even realize it had piss in it!

4 My hot as hell high school chemistry teacher

I have boatloads of stories from this one topic alone

5 Dominating in street-ball

First rule of street-ball: There are no rules in street-ball

6 I literally watched a guy steal a car

To be honest the guy asked for it. He left the key in the ignition and forgot to lock the door.

7 The reason I don't play basketball anymore

This story is just plain hilarious

Why don't you?

8 Some kid beat the crap out of me with an umbrella

This one was just random

9 Prankd

All my prank stories

10 Some crazy Russian kid tried to cut my boy