Top 10 Best Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.) Songs

The best songs from the comedy Crossover Thrash band Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.)

The Top Ten

1 Milk

This song popularized the use of Blast Beats in Punk and Metal. Also give the S.O.D. some milk, if you do they will be stronger and able to defend you from the evil brainwashed zombies known as Mainstream Pop Music fans. - christangrant

2 Freddy Kreuger

It's about Freddy Kreuger and he is your worse nightmare. - christangrant

3 Speak English or Die

Well it's a great title track, also you better Speak English or else the S.O.D. will pay you a special visit... and most likely you will die. - christangrant

4 Sargent D and the S.O.D.

Sargent D is one of the greatest sargents ever, and you better watch out, because he is coming... and you're on his list!

You might also wanna watch out for the S.O.D. they aren't like the Stormtroopers that work for the galactic empire oh no they actually can shoot and hit their targets, especially if they are brainwashed zombies who listen to Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

5 Chromatic Death

Man the lyrics of this song are super hard to remember... - christangrant

6 Kill Yourself

Well actually all the S.O.D. have to do to win is to tell the enemy to this and they do it. - christangrant

7 March of the S.O.D.

The anthem of the S.O.D. you will hear this song being played when they march down the streets. - christangrant

8 United Forces

This is when Punk and Metal fans unite to fight against the evil known as Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

9 Shenanigans

Oh Shenanigans, they're so fun. - christangrant

10 Seasoning the Obese

I wonder what Slayer thinks of this song and it's cover. - christangrant

The Contenders

11 Identity

It's a bonus track to Speak English or Die but it's an awesome one. - christangrant

12 Celtic Frosted Flakes

Well Celtic Frost is no more, but be sure to get a box of Celtic Frosted Flakes, Only $666 plus tax - christangrant

13 Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

Ever heard of Bloody Mary? ever wondered why she was so bloody? are you sure that blood is from the victims she "murdered"? - christangrant

14 F**K the Middle East

Because being politically correct is for losers. - christangrant

15 Douche Crew

So you think your cool just because you play "heavy" stuff? you're just a poser who plays crap emocore music and your band is a douche crew. - christangrant

16 Ram It Up

Well might as well ram up this bonus track. - christangrant

17 Milano Mosh

Moshing is cool, remember kids always go in the pit whenever a Thrash band is playing a song about Moshing. - christangrant

18 Fist Banging Mania

You can't mosh? you're a poser. - christangrant

19 Go

Well Go, do something or just sit there and laugh at the comments I'm making. - christangrant

20 No Turning Back

The S.O.D. never turn back,they are brave fighters who have won every war and battle against Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

21 Pussy Whipped

You must like Cats, mind if I whip them? - christangrant

22 Pi Alpha Nu

Still better than Nu Metal, - christangrant

23 The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix

Remember Jimi Hendrix? well he's dead - christangrant

24 What's that Noise

Who knows what that noise is? it could be anything... - christangrant

25 Diamonds and Rust

This song is so good that they decided to make an extended edition. - christangrant

26 Anti-Procrastination Song

Have Procrastination? Well here is the cure, it's this song. - christangrant

27 Hey Gordy!

Hey Gordy! Give me a shot... of Beer strait from the barrell's of Tankard. - christangrant

28 Bigger Than the Devil

Get it? because John Lennon said The Beatles are bigger than jesus, so S.O.D. are bigger than the devil :). - christangrant

29 Raise Your Sword
30 The Ballad of Kurt Cobain

Remember Kurt Cobain? He's dead, he killed himself - christangrant

31 Ballad of the Scorpions

YOU'RE BALD - christangrant

32 Ballad of Michael H.

S.O.D. make great ballads, they're all emotional masterpieces :P. - christangrant

33 Ballad of Phil H.

DOH! - christangrant

34 Ballad of Jim Morrison
35 Ballad of Frank Sinatra
36 Ballad of Inxs
37 Ballad of Freddy Mercury
38 Moment of Truth
39 Free Dirty Needles
40 The Crackhead Song
41 Monkeys Rule
42 Noise That's What
43 The Song that Don't Go Fast
44 King at the King / Evil is In
45 Black War
46 We All Bleed Red
47 Aren't You Hungry?

Well are you? this is a M.O.D. cover but with self plagiarism as the intro riff to Imitation of Life by Anthrax is played. - christangrant

48 Free Dirty Needles
49 Stand Up and Fight
50 Skool Bus
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