Top 10 Best Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.) Songs

The best songs from the comedy Crossover Thrash band Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.)

The Top Ten

1 Milk Milk Cover Art

This song popularized the use of Blast Beats in Punk and Metal. Also give the S.O.D. some milk, if you do they will be stronger and able to defend you from the evil brainwashed zombies known as Mainstream Pop Music fans. - christangrant

2 Freddy Kreuger Freddy Kreuger Cover Art

It's about Freddy Kreuger and he is your worse nightmare. - christangrant

3 Speak English or Die Speak English or Die Cover Art

Well it's a great title track, also you better Speak English or else the S.O.D. will pay you a special visit... and most likely you will die. - christangrant

4 Sargent D and the S.O.D. Sargent D and the S.O.D. Cover Art

Sargent D is one of the greatest sargents ever, and you better watch out, because he is coming... and you're on his list!

You might also wanna watch out for the S.O.D. they aren't like the Stormtroopers that work for the galactic empire oh no they actually can shoot and hit their targets, especially if they are brainwashed zombies who listen to Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

5 Chromatic Death Chromatic Death Cover Art

Man the lyrics of this song are super hard to remember... - christangrant

6 Kill Yourself Kill Yourself Cover Art

Well actually all the S.O.D. have to do to win is to tell the enemy to this and they do it. - christangrant

7 March of the S.O.D. March of the S.O.D. Cover Art

The anthem of the S.O.D. you will hear this song being played when they march down the streets. - christangrant

8 United Forces United Forces Cover Art

This is when Punk and Metal fans unite to fight against the evil known as Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

9 Shenanigans

Oh Shenanigans, they're so fun. - christangrant

10 Seasoning the Obese Seasoning the Obese Cover Art

I wonder what Slayer thinks of this song and it's cover. - christangrant

The Contenders

11 Identity Identity Cover Art

It's a bonus track to Speak English or Die but it's an awesome one. - christangrant

12 King at the King / Evil is In
13 Celtic Frosted Flakes

Well Celtic Frost is no more, but be sure to get a box of Celtic Frosted Flakes, Only $666 plus tax - christangrant

14 Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues Cover Art

Ever heard of Bloody Mary? ever wondered why she was so bloody? are you sure that blood is from the victims she "murdered"? - christangrant

15 F**K the Middle East F**K the Middle East Cover Art

Because being politically correct is for losers. - christangrant

16 Douche Crew Douche Crew Cover Art

So you think your cool just because you play "heavy" stuff? you're just a poser who plays crap emocore music and your band is a douche crew. - christangrant

17 Ram It Up Ram It Up Cover Art

Well might as well ram up this bonus track. - christangrant

18 Milano Mosh Milano Mosh Cover Art

Moshing is cool, remember kids always go in the pit whenever a Thrash band is playing a song about Moshing. - christangrant

19 Fist Banging Mania Fist Banging Mania Cover Art

You can't mosh? you're a poser. - christangrant

20 Go Go Cover Art

Well Go, do something or just sit there and laugh at the comments I'm making. - christangrant

21 No Turning Back No Turning Back Cover Art

The S.O.D. never turn back,they are brave fighters who have won every war and battle against Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

22 Pussy Whipped Pussy Whipped Cover Art

You must like Cats, mind if I whip them? - christangrant

23 Pi Alpha Nu Pi Alpha Nu Cover Art

Still better than Nu Metal, - christangrant

24 The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix Cover Art

Remember Jimi Hendrix? well he's dead - christangrant

25 What's that Noise What's that Noise Cover Art

Who knows what that noise is? it could be anything... - christangrant

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