Top 10 Best Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.) Songs

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The best songs from the comedy Crossover Thrash band Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.)

The Top Ten

1 Milk

This song popularized the use of Blast Beats in Punk and Metal. Also give the S.O.D. some milk, if you do they will be stronger and able to defend you from the evil brainwashed zombies known as Mainstream Pop Music fans. - christangrant

2 Freddy Kreuger

It's about Freddy Kreuger and he is your worse nightmare. - christangrant

3 Speak English or Die

Well it's a great title track, also you better Speak English or else the S.O.D. will pay you a special visit... and most likely you will die. - christangrant

4 Sargent D and the S.O.D.

Sargent D is one of the greatest sargents ever, and you better watch out, because he is coming... and you're on his list!

You might also wanna watch out for the S.O.D. they aren't like the Stormtroopers that work for the galactic empire oh no they actually can shoot and hit their targets, especially if they are brainwashed zombies who listen to Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

5 Chromatic Death

Man the lyrics of this song are super hard to remember... - christangrant

6 Kill Yourself

Well actually all the S.O.D. have to do to win is to tell the enemy to this and they do it. - christangrant

7 March of the S.O.D.

The anthem of the S.O.D. you will hear this song being played when they march down the streets. - christangrant

8 United Forces

This is when Punk and Metal fans unite to fight against the evil known as Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

9 Shenanigans

Oh Shenanigans, they're so fun. - christangrant

10 Seasoning the Obese

I wonder what Slayer thinks of this song and it's cover. - christangrant

The Contenders

11 Identity

It's a bonus track to Speak English or Die but it's an awesome one. - christangrant

12 King at the King / Evil is In
13 Celtic Frosted Flakes

Well Celtic Frost is no more, but be sure to get a box of Celtic Frosted Flakes, Only $666 plus tax - christangrant

14 Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

Ever heard of Bloody Mary? ever wondered why she was so bloody? are you sure that blood is from the victims she "murdered"? - christangrant

15 F**K the Middle East

Because being politically correct is for losers. - christangrant

16 Douche Crew

So you think your cool just because you play "heavy" stuff? you're just a poser who plays crap emocore music and your band is a douche crew. - christangrant

17 Ram It Up

Well might as well ram up this bonus track. - christangrant

18 Milano Mosh

Moshing is cool, remember kids always go in the pit whenever a Thrash band is playing a song about Moshing. - christangrant

19 Fist Banging Mania

You can't mosh? you're a poser. - christangrant

20 Go

Well Go, do something or just sit there and laugh at the comments I'm making. - christangrant

21 No Turning Back

The S.O.D. never turn back,they are brave fighters who have won every war and battle against Mainstream Pop music. - christangrant

22 Pussy Whipped

You must like Cats, mind if I whip them? - christangrant

23 Pi Alpha Nu

Still better than Nu Metal, - christangrant

24 The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix

Remember Jimi Hendrix? well he's dead - christangrant

25 What's that Noise

Who knows what that noise is? it could be anything... - christangrant

26 Diamonds and Rust

This song is so good that they decided to make an extended edition. - christangrant

27 Anti-Procrastination Song

Have Procrastination? Well here is the cure, it's this song. - christangrant

28 Hey Gordy!

Hey Gordy! Give me a shot... of Beer strait from the barrell's of Tankard. - christangrant

29 Bigger Than the Devil

Get it? because John Lennon said The Beatles are bigger than jesus, so S.O.D. are bigger than the devil :). - christangrant

30 Raise Your Sword
31 The Ballad of Kurt Cobain

Remember Kurt Cobain? He's dead, he killed himself - christangrant

32 Ballad of the Scorpions

YOU'RE BALD - christangrant

33 Ballad of Michael H.

S.O.D. make great ballads, they're all emotional masterpieces :P. - christangrant

34 Ballad of Phil H.

DOH! - christangrant

35 Ballad of Jim Morrison
36 Ballad of Frank Sinatra
37 Ballad of Inxs
38 Ballad of Freddy Mercury
39 Moment of Truth
40 Free Dirty Needles
41 The Crackhead Song
42 Monkeys Rule
43 Noise That's What
44 The Song that Don't Go Fast
45 Black War
46 We All Bleed Red
47 Aren't You Hungry?

Well are you? this is a M.O.D. cover but with self plagiarism as the intro riff to Imitation of Life by Anthrax is played. - christangrant

48 Stand Up and Fight
49 Skool Bus
50 Charlie Don't Cheat
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