Top Ten Strange Roses Are Red Poems
Happy Valentine's Day! I'm bored and don't know what to do so I did this! Enjoy!The Top Ten
1 Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not freaking blue.
2 Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
3 Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don't be sad, I will be there too. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
4 Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun get in the van.
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5 Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between.
6 Roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, it reminds me of you.
7 Roses are brown, violets are brown, who took a dump in my garden?
8 Roses are red, bacon is too, poetry is hard, mmm bacon.
9 Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I can't see.
10 Roses are red, my ex is a bitch, you turn me on, just like a lightswitch
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11 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem write you
12 Roses are red, and bananas are yellow, yo mama so fat, she jiggle like Jello
13 Roses are red, violets are blue, chimpanzees are hairy, your armpits are too
14 Roses are blue, violets are red, and I have to go to the bathroom
15 Roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow. You thought this was a poem, but I'm just stating gardening facts.
16 Roses are red, My name is Dave, This makes no sense, Microwave
17 Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red, there's blood everywhere
18 Roses are red, I am in my bed, if my mom sees me waking up late, I am dead
19 Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red... what have I done?
Well that one took a bit of a dark turn...
20 Roses are red violets are black why's your chest as flat as your back
21 Roses are red, I am dead.
22 Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, bushes are red, trees are red... Holy shell! My garden’s on fire!
This poem is super funny and totally describes me!
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