Top Ten Strange Roses Are Red Poems

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The Top Ten

1 Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not freaking blue.
2 Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
3 Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don't be sad, I will be there too. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
4 Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun get in the van.

This made me cry of laughter

5 Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between.

Eww... this is inappropriate

Ewww... that nasty

6 Roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, it reminds me of you.
7 Roses are brown, violets are brown, who took a dump in my garden?
8 Roses are red, bacon is too, poetry is hard, mmm bacon.

Mmm, bacon. - Merilille

9 Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I can't see.
10 Roses are red, my ex is a bitch, you turn me on, just like a lightswitch

Jacksfilms is great - Inart

The Contenders

11 Roses are blue, violets are red, and I have to go to the bathroom
12 Roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow. You thought this was a poem, but I'm just stating gardening facts.
13 Roses are red, My name is Dave, This makes no sense, Microwave
14 Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red, there's blood everywhere
15 Roses are red, I am in my bed, if my mom sees me waking up late, I am dead
16 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem write you
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1. Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not freaking blue.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don't be sad, I will be there too. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
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