Top Ten Strange Things to Hear at the Beach

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Imagine you're at the beach and someone yells something random and everyone looks at him like what?

The Top Ten

1 If it's not you, someone else will have to rub oil into my white bits

White bits?! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 I have a belly button!

Shocking. (Eyes move to the side in sarcasm) - 906389

Better get that checked by a doctor. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

That's a rare case I suppose... - Ananya

3 Is lathering sunscreen on a passed out guy too much to ask?!

Apparently so - bobbythebrony

4 Heil Hitler!
5 Work that body, work that body!

That would be funny and random. Lol - Chaotixhero

6 To swim or not to swim. That is the question.

I'm going to say this at beaches from now on! - Songsta41

That person obviously loves Shakespeare then.

Say it in a Russian accent - TwilightKitsune

7 Boobs!

Doesn't sound that out of the ordinary. - PositronWildhawk

8 Oh no it's Psy!
9 There's a bomb strapped to my chest!

Depends what race you are, for some that could get you in a lot of trouble - Songsta41

You got that from SpongeBob, right?

10 That's Mama Luigi to you!

The Contenders

11 What are you doing with his feet?!
12 Please get off me
13 Dun dun dun dun dun dun
14 Titty Paralyzed!
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1. If it's not you, someone else will have to rub oil into my white bits
2. Is lathering sunscreen on a passed out guy too much to ask?!
3. I have a belly button!
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1. I have a belly button!
2. Boobs!
3. Is lathering sunscreen on a passed out guy too much to ask?!
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1. If it's not you, someone else will have to rub oil into my white bits
2. I have a belly button!
3. Is lathering sunscreen on a passed out guy too much to ask?!
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