Top Ten Strange Things to Hear at the Beach
Imagine you're at the beach and someone yells something random and everyone looks at him like what?The Top Ten
1 If it's not you, someone else will have to rub oil into my white bits
2 I have a belly button!
Shocking. (Eyes move to the side in sarcasm)
Better get that checked by a doctor.
That's a rare case I suppose...
3 Is lathering sunscreen on a passed out guy too much to ask?!
Apparently so
4 Heil Hitler!
Um security
5 Work that body, work that body!
That would be funny and random. Lol
6 To swim or not to swim. That is the question.
That person obviously loves Shakespeare then.
I'm going to say this at beaches from now on!
Say it in a Russian accent
7 Boobs!
Doesn't sound that out of the ordinary.
8 Oh no it's Psy!
9 There's a bomb strapped to my chest!
Depends what race you are, for some that could get you in a lot of trouble
You got that from SpongeBob, right?
10 That's Mama Luigi to you!
The Contenders
11 What are you doing with his feet?!
12 Please get off me
13 Look! There's Snooki!!!
14 Dun dun dun dun dun dun
15 Titty Paralyzed!
16 “Mother? there are orange rocks in the sky!”
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