Top Ten Strange Things to Say During Sex
Whether it's doggystyle or missionary, what would you say when your time comes?The Top Ten
1 Why am I screwing this Mexican chick?
2 I have to live in this Hellhole!
3 What's all the damn noise?
4 You're making me bacon and eggs tomorrow, got it?
5 You hurt me and then you ate me!
Ate you? I think this is highly impossible, unless your partner is cannibalistic.
6 Please tell me you don't got blue waffle?
7 You'll be digging your grave if I get Gonorrhea
8 Ugh something smells like yeast.
9 You remind me of my mother!
Haha! As I told someone: I don't mix mother with pleasure!
10 F me harder!
I would like someone to say this to me
only when it does not feel good
That's pretty normal
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11 That's truly truly outrageous!
12 Oh, Oh, Oh!
The most obvious thing everyone knows
only when it feel's good
13 I see pretty girls everywhere I go
14 Whooaaaaa, livin on a prayer!
Isn't this a reference to a song from the 1980's?
15 Is it weird that your butt reminds me of a Kanye West song?
How are they related?
16 You don't have to be lonely at FarmersOnly.com!
Reminds me of Family Guy.
17 Today I went to my best friend's house and heard his mother playing Anaconda. I was so pissed.
18 I'm just thinking of your brother!
That reference is like the American Dad episode but except it's a lot different: Every time Jeff and Hailey make out, he thinks about Francine.
19 I can't believe I am dying for 12 hours!
20 I've been having sex for 12 hours!
21 You remind me of my father!
22 You remind me of my brother!
23 You remind me of my cousin!
24 You remind me of my sister!
25 I'm just thinking of your sister!
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