Top Ten Strangest Dreams

Britgirl
Two of these are my recurring dreams; the others are what other people have shared with me. If you have had any really strange dreams which aren't listed, feel free to add and share :)

The Top Ten

1 It's pitch black outside in the middle of the afternoon

It didn't happening my area during the solar eclipse of 2017. I wish it was darker where I lived when it occurred.

This happened to me, once. Then I realized I had my hoodie on backwards (Sorry, T. Just cain't seem to be serious, today). (today? ;)).

2 Globes appear in the sky

Yes. In Vegas, they call it a marquee.

3 Being chased by an invisible force
4 Getting lost near your house

Hell, I get lost IN my house... An' it ain't that big:).

5 Black holes appearing in the middle of the street

Oh, lawdy. Was gonna say sumpin' so PIC, but think ah'll pass.

6 Being able to swim in mid-air

Some cities in China, they actually can.

7 Giant flying horses

Sounds like a brawl 'tween Whoopi Goldberg an' Rosie O'Donnell.

That comment is so flippin' funny! :D - Britgirl

8 Seeing yourself as someone else

I saw myself as a toddler boy, pooping all over my own house. And I'm a female...

Never had that dream before but that's fine cause I'm socially awkward. At least I'm me and not someone else, so I don't have to observe the awkward that is me. I'd hate to be someone else looking at me. Anyway bye :-).

I saw myself as a baby,in the jungle,with a lion nearing towards me. - DapperPickle

9 Being able to speak another language fluently

In real life I am actually fluent in 2 languages...Cantonese and English

V, you can do this when you're seriously under the influence of yourself! And it's a language all of your own..;). - Britgirl

10 Being in school, everyone is naked except me and they are laughing at me because I'm wearing clothes.

Much better than the reverse.

Weirdest. Dream. Ever.

The Contenders

11 Being an animal

Well,I remember being a deer in hunting season once.
You can see how that dream ended.Some giant not-Godzilla lizard crushed me. - DapperPickle

12 Someone actually genuinely cared about me

Never had a dream like that before.
Lucky thing... - Rocko

Somebody actually does. Just been rendered mute by gremlins with nothing better to do.

Yeah, this WOULD be weird for me...

Someone actually does.

13 Being a superhero and flying around trying to defeat a giant David Hasselhoff

It's HOFFicial, you need to see someone about your state of mind... :). - Britgirl

14 My cat making me breakfast whilst my mum is meowing outside the back door to come in

And in between meowing she was shouting 'I'm sorry for peeing behind the sofa meow I won't do it again meow I've learnt my lesson meow please let me in'...should I seek help?

@visitor - seek help? I wouldn't bother. It's a perfectly normal dream for strange people. - Britgirl

15 In an auditorium watching plays. You decide to do homework and a teacher tells you that it's disrespectful to the performers

This happened to me in real life once when I was in high school. I was with my special ed class watching the winter concert and iI decided to do some homework before the show started and the teacher told me to put it away.

16 I was in a motel at Wildwood NJ and all the guests walked in on me while I was naked in the bathroom
17 A huge monster largely composing of blackberry bushes chases me through a forest
18 Being best friends and hanging out with someone who hates me in real life
19 Wrote episodes for Hollyoaks
20 Being in Splash and Bubbles as a fish and going in a cave

Real dream I had. - Miauzer

21 Family speaks baby talk to your cousins at a restaurant. You tell them to stop and it your my mom very angry so you flip the table over
22 Get your diaper changed as an adult
23 Your family is mean to you so you have suicidal thoughts
24 Your family constantly yells at you so you shoot them with a gun
25 Exploring an abandoned mall where you come across a zombie and as you were running away while shooting it with your gun, it falls on top of you
26 Get stuck on It's a Small World at Disneyland
27 Steal a coin operated horse
28 Your mom rides a horse in the house
29 Blood everywhere and crayons being sold and potato chips being given away for free at the dentist at a children's hospital in Boston

Reminds me, when I was a kid I had a nightmare that a set of crayons started drawing by themselves and made grotesque drawings.
I was so traumatised. - Rocko

30 Teeth fall out
31 Teachers singing karaoke
32 Meeting a girl

I have this dream a lot. - Userguy44

33 My mom gave my cousin a bath in a rice cooker
34 Living in Ancient China as a baby
35 Maggie Pesky getting her revenge on humanity partially with a giant robot suit; also partially by flying into humans' ears and taking control over their brains
36 I got arrested/handcuffed by the NYPD while my dad ran in a building that's under construction
37 Disney's Hercules on Pampers diapers
38 Watching a YouTube video of Shiba Inus having sex at school while taking a math test
39 I have a picture where my aunt from San Francisco was standing in front of a Broadway theater while she was carrying me in a baby carrier

I was an infant in the photo.

I wish I had a picture of that in real life..that would be awesome!

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