Top Ten Strangest Frank Zappa Song Titles

Well...when I say "strangest" what I actually mean is...*mulls over other possible adjectives* strangest! To be honest, I have only heard a few of his songs (he may be quite brilliant) but I'm just talking about his choice of titties - sorry - TITLES here. If you know of any more rather strange ones, feel free to add :).
The Top Ten
1 I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

Yeah. Right up there with "the check is in the mail" and, "Not a chance, honey. You're WAY hotter than your sister." Uh-huh;).

Such a gentleman. The last of a dying breed, wot.

2 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

You didn't take your own advice and now you're peeing yellow snowballs.

3 G-Spot Tornado

Wow,the perfect name for my imaginary neo classical prog rock uptempo band

4 Willie The Pimp
5 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
6 Wet T-Shirt Nite

Err...No comment ;).

7 Titties And Beer
8 I'm The Slime
9 Crew Slut
10 Dead Girls Of London
The Contenders
11 Dog Breath
12 Evelyn, a Modified Dog
13 Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression

And this mystical, magical chord progression is... Yep, you guessed it. The pattern for Evil Ways. Only two chords.

14 What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
15 Stink Foot
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