Top Ten Strangest and Most Random Genuine Song Titles

I have to say, most of these bands I've never heard of, and most that I have heard of are not to my taste, and judging by what I've seen, I probably regret Googling this. But hey, a list is a list.

The Top Ten

1 What Is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical [In Our Brains] by Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical That Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe)

Definitely strange and long

By the Flaming Lips. Couldn't fit the title AND the artist in one box.

Only the Flaming Lips could come up with something like this.

The Flaming Lips is genius.

2 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang

I never thought strange song titles could be so sexy.

Well That's good to know

Aren't the Bloodhound Gang novelty?

I'm loving that album cover.

3 Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of Troy


Funny title! The concept of just randomly being shown a dinosaur because of being quiet is hilarious to me.

So weird and risible!

4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust

I've actually only just listened to the sample. It is only noise.

Look at the album title, it looks disturbing!

That is disturbing

In the words of double d, that's disturbing.

5 Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me - Alice Cooper

What the hell are sleep clowns? And what kind of person want a clown to eat them?!?!?!?

I think it means the guy can't sleep because clowns will eat him.

Is he worried that pennywise will get him in his sleep?

Bart Simpson anyone?

I guess the clown is Gamzee.

6 Your Mother and I Are Getting a Divorce, I Believe She's a Spiderbot 3000 In Disguise - Doom

I don't get why The Devil Wears Prada (medal band not the movie -_-) doesn't have any songs on here."Html rules D00d"

Whatever you say, you crazy, crazy person.

7 I Am the Walrus - The Beatles

A strange and unusual song, but I cannot help but love it.

I am the Walrus King cause the Walrus life chosen me

I wish I was the walrus.

Who are you kidding! This is a great song name!

8 A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy

More like a little less confusing titles, a little more sense

9 Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & Boonebum

What's next, is it gonna be raining Quesadillas?

Not weird, considering that the entire song is about raining tacos.

You can hear this a lot in Roblox

10 Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee - Captain Beefheart

A difficult ordeal, that's for sure. Never tried it myself, and likely never will.

The Newcomers

? Mike Dexter Is a God, Mike Dexter Is a Role Model, Mike Dexter Is an A****** - Zebrahead

The Contenders

11 Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley
12 Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos - Fall Out Boy
13 Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull

LOOOL creeper picture!

BOOOM! *everything blows up*

14 American Pie - Don McLean

Why is this here? its not random,it has a secret cryptic meaning

15 Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool! - Snow Patrol
16 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gather Together In a Cave and Groovy With a Pict - Pink Floyd

I don't even know what to say.

17 They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece that You'll Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution

Hey, that sample is actualy kinda cool

18 De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police

Was that person drunk when he made it?!

Sting wanted to say that politicians, entertainers and other peoples use this type of nonsense to manipulate us.

19 Satan Gave Me a Taco - Beck

Be careful. Hope that taco's not possessed!

20 Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger is a very common quote, nothing special or strange here...

What doesn't kill you makes you very injjured

21 Rather Die Young - Beyoncé

This song is beautiful!

22 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles

Very creative title, more than just pure nonsense like some of the others


23 Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys
24 Agh! Won Gogh in Mah Mouph! Blech! Ptooey! - Hiroki Morishita

I'm not even going to say anything.

*Random noises*

25 Do You Like Worms - The Beach Boys
26 It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry - Bob Dylan

*Hits someone with a train*

27 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett

What are you an atheist now?

28 I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What are You Made Of? - A Day to Remember

They also have a song called "you be tails, I'll be sonic", even though that song has nothing to do with sonic the hedgehog and tails.

29 Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites - Skrillex
30 Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) - Sly & the Family Stone
31 There’s a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet - Panic! at the Disco
32 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing Through the Strip - Nirvana

Yeah This A Crazy Title And Even Crazier Song

It hurts when you jave to press, that dull little thing that says "use just once and discard", but where do you put it? In the garbage, in my arm just let it flow...

33 Dance On a Volcano - Genesis

Be careful. You might fall in!

34 Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle - Nirvana

The meaning of the song is actually really deep and I love it so much aaah

35 Alligator Sky - Owl City

Is it raining gators now?

36 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd
37 The Fun Machine Took a S*** and Died - Queens of the Stone Age

What did it poop?!

38 Dirty Night Clowns - Chris Garneau
39 Grenade - Bruno Mars

Why? Whats wrong with the title?

40 I Am S/H (Im)er As You Am S/H(Im)er As You Are Me and We Am I and I Are All Our Together - Giraffes? Giraffes!
41 I Used to Have a Best Friend, But Then He Gave Me an STD - Asking Alexandria
42 This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song - System of a Down
43 Fatal Foot Fetish - Macabre

This song actually kind of sounds like a parody of heavy metal.

44 Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance
45 Angry Chair - Alice In Chains
46 Chewin' George Lucas' Chocolate - Butthole Surfers
47 Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 - Bob Dylan
48 Some Girls are Bigger Than Others - The Smiths
49 Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy

This is a very weird song title

50 White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic

The song is a parody of Ridin by Chamillionaire ft Krayzie Bone.

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