Top Ten Strangest and Most Random Genuine Song Titles

I have to say, most of these bands I've never heard of, and most that I have heard of are not to my taste, and judging by what I've seen, I probably regret Googling this. But hey, a list is a list.
The Top Ten
1 What Is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical [In Our Brains] by Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical That Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe)

By the Flaming Lips. Couldn't fit the title AND the artist in one box.

Only the Flaming Lips could come up with something like this.

The Flaming Lips is genius.

2 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang Cover Art

I never thought strange song titles could be so sexy.

Aren't the Bloodhound Gang novelty?

I'm loving that album cover.

Well That's good to know

3 Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of Troy Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of Troy Cover Art

Funny title! The concept of just randomly being shown a dinosaur because of being quiet is hilarious to me.

So weird and risible!

4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust Cover Art

I've actually only just listened to the sample. It is only noise.

Look at the album title, it looks disturbing!

In the words of double d, that's disturbing.

That is disturbing

5 Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me - Alice Cooper

What the hell are sleep clowns? And what kind of person want a clown to eat them?!?!?!?

Is he worried that pennywise will get him in his sleep?

6 Your Mother and I Are Getting a Divorce, I Believe She's a Spiderbot 3000 In Disguise - Doom

Whatever you say, you crazy, crazy person.

I don't get why The Devil Wears Prada (medal band not the movie -_-) doesn't have any songs on here."Html rules D00d"

7 I Am the Walrus - The Beatles I Am the Walrus - The Beatles Cover Art

A strange and unusual song, but I cannot help but love it.

Who are you kidding! This is a great song name!

I wish I was the walrus.

8 Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & Boonebum

Not weird, considering that the entire song is about raining tacos.

What's next, is it gonna be raining Quesadillas?

9 A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy Cover Art
10 Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee - Captain Beefheart Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee - Captain Beefheart Cover Art

A difficult ordeal, that's for sure. Never tried it myself, and likely never will.

The Contenders
11 Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley Cover Art
12 Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos - Fall Out Boy
13 Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull Cover Art
14 American Pie - Don McLean
15 Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool! - Snow Patrol Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool! - Snow Patrol Cover Art
16 They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece that You'll Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece that You'll Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution Cover Art
17 Satan Gave Me a Taco - Beck

Be careful. Hope that taco's not possessed!

18 De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police Cover Art

Sting wanted to say that politicians, entertainers and other peoples use this type of nonsense to manipulate us.

Was that person drunk when he made it?!

19 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gather Together In a Cave and Groovy With a Pict - Pink Floyd
20 Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson Cover Art

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger is a very common quote, nothing special or strange here...

21 Rather Die Young - Beyoncé Rather Die Young - Beyoncé Cover Art

This song is beautiful!

22 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles Cover Art

Very creative title, more than just pure nonsense like some of the others

23 Agh! Won Gogh in Mah Mouph! Blech! Ptooey! - Hiroki Morishita

I'm not even going to say anything.

24 Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys Cover Art
25 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett Cover Art

What are you an atheist now?

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