Top Ten Strangest Slang Phrases from Around the World

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The Top Ten

1 Egg Pain (Chinese, meaning the pain experienced in one's testicles having done something unreasonable, having had nothing better to do)

Oh my god! I'm laughing so hard because of this list right now! It's genius! - NerdyPweeps

2 Day Dapple (Irish, meaning the time of day when a man can no longer be distinguished from a bush)
3 English Cap (French, meaning condom)
4 Lively Needle (Japanese, meaning a willing and enthusiastic, albeit under-endowed male sex partner)
5 Puck Bunny (Canadian, meaning a girl who follows hockey only because she is aroused by the players)
6 Thong (Australian, meaning flip-flops)

I still think they sound ludicrous when saying this. And yes, I'm talking to my cousins down under. - PositronWildhawk

7 How's Your Father? (English, meaning sexual intercourse)

Haha! Oh my goodness, when I was at school, I used to say this a lot, being ignorant of what it meant but the other kids, being more worldly than me, understood every word when I said "Fancy a bit of how's your Father? " Thankfully no one ever took up my offer. Can't imagine where I picked it up from... - Britgirl

8 More Difficult Than S****ing In A Little Jar (Argentine, meaning extremely difficult)
9 Burner Girl (Swedish, meaning an educated, independent woman with unyielding political opinions and awareness that simultaneously considers childish qualities a virtue)
10 Homofuerst (German, meaning "The Duke of Homosexuality")

The Contenders

11 Coffee Shop (Netherlands, a place to buy and smoke marijuana)
12 Popty Ping (Welsh, meaning microwave oven)
13 Badonkadonk (American, meaning large backside)
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1. Egg Pain (Chinese, meaning the pain experienced in one's testicles having done something unreasonable, having had nothing better to do)
2. Day Dapple (Irish, meaning the time of day when a man can no longer be distinguished from a bush)
3. English Cap (French, meaning condom)
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