Top Ten Strangest Things to Bring with You on a First Date

The Top Ten

1 A photo album of all the pictures of your date which you used to capture with your drone

2 Your identical twin

Did I bring my identical twin, or did my identical twin bring me?

3 A police van

They're after me...they're coming to get me...I can never be too careful...so, that's a pretty necklace...

4 Blood-stained hedge trimmers

Oh no it was just an accident you know...

5 A bag of verruca trimmings

6 Your entire family

7 Your husband / wife

Haha, this would be a very promising first date.

8 Your pet crocodile

9 Rabbits

Reminds me of that one Father Ted episode with all the rabbits.

10 A condom

The Contenders

11 A pancake pan

That's a true story! As we were students and had no cars, one of my best friends had a pancake pan in her (not so little) purse for a first date with a guy she didn't know well. She was a little bit suspicious and thought that if the guy was a nutcase, she would have something to defend herself with. Finally the pancake pan helped her on her way home that same evening, to chase away an exhibitionist... a big city can become a battlefield for a girl alone in the night!

12 A tampon

13 Expired candy

14 A weight loss book

Date: Why do you have a weight loss book?
Man: So that way you (the date) can loose weight before we can date.
Date: (Throws a drink on the dates face) I hope you stay single for the rest of your life (walks out the door).

15 A machine gun

16 A coconut that is apparently in love with you

17 A blanket

... what can I say ... HI MUM

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