Top Ten Strangest Things to Bring with You on a First Date


The Top Ten

1 A photo album of all the pictures of your date which you used to capture with your drone

I think you look really nice in this one...hey, where'd she go?... - PositronWildhawk

2 A police van

They're after me...they're coming to get me...I can never be too, that's a pretty necklace... - PositronWildhawk

3 Your identical twin

Did I bring my identical twin, or did my identical twin bring me? - Martinglez

4 Blood-stained hedge trimmers

Oh no it was just an accident you know...

5 A bag of verruca trimmings
6 The moon

Of course, provided that it is not too hard to carry. - PositronWildhawk

I think if he was prepared to bring the moon with him for our first date, he'd be a keeper ;). - Britgirl

7 Your entire family

Would love to see how this would play out...No, actually I wouldn't. Gah! Just...weird.
Great list, Pos! - Britgirl

8 Your husband / wife

Haha, this would be a very promising first date. - Metal_Treasure

9 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

First of all, he better be performing. Second of all, if you brought a CELEBRITY on a first date, you're a keeper :3 (and if you like Justin Bieber, that's a plus too)

10 Your pet crocodile

The Contenders

11 50,000 rabbits

Reminds me of that one Father Ted episode with all the rabbits. - Martinglez

12 David Cameron David Cameron David William Donald Cameron is a British politician who is at present the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Leader of its Conservative Party, and Member of Parliament for the Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.

What if David Cameron is your date? - TwilightKitsune

As long as you don't eat any pork. - CityGuru

13 A pancake pan

That's a true story! As we were students and had no cars, one of my best friends had a pancake pan in her (not so little) purse for a first date with a guy she didn't know well. She was a little bit suspicious and thought that if the guy was a nutcase, she would have something to defend herself with. Finally the pancake pan helped her on her way home that same evening, to chase away an exhibitionist... a big city can become a battlefield for a girl alone in the night! - Lotuscandy

14 A condom
15 A machine gun
16 Expired candy
17 A coconut that is apparently in love with you
18 A blanket

... what can I say ... HI MUM

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Top Remixes

1. Your husband / wife
2. A photo album of all the pictures of your date which you used to capture with your drone
3. Justin Bieber
1. A photo album of all the pictures of your date which you used to capture with your drone
2. A bag of verruca trimmings
3. Your identical twin


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