Top Ten Strangest Things to Bring with You on a First Date

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1 A photo album of all the pictures of your date which you used to capture with your drone V 1 Comment
2 A police van

They're after me...they're coming to get me...I can never be too careful...so, that's a pretty necklace... - PositronWildhawk

3 Your identical twin

Did I bring my identical twin, or did my identical twin bring me? - Martinglez

4 Blood-stained hedge trimmers

That is a huge giveaway that your date is a serial killer - Enderninja327

5 A bag of verruca trimmings
6 The Moon The Moon

Of course, provided that it is not too hard to carry. - PositronWildhawk

I think he/she will go to outer space to bring the moon - lovingicecreams

I think if he was prepared to bring the moon with him for our first date, he'd be a keeper ;). - Britgirl

7 Your entire family V 1 Comment
8 Your husband / wife

Haha, this would be a very promising first date. - Metal_Treasure

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9 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.
10 Your pet crocodile

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11 50,000 rabbits

Reminds me of that one Father Ted episode with all the rabbits. - Martinglez

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12 David Cameron David Cameron David William Donald Cameron is a British politician who is at present the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Leader of its Conservative Party, and Member of Parliament for the Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.

What if David Cameron is your date? - TwilightKitsune

As long as you don't eat any pork. - CityGuru

13 A pancake pan

That's a true story! As we were students and had no cars, one of my best friends had a pancake pan in her (not so little) purse for a first date with a guy she didn't know well. She was a little bit suspicious and thought that if the guy was a nutcase, she would have something to defend herself with. Finally the pancake pan helped her on her way home that same evening, to chase away an exhibitionist... a big city can become a battlefield for a girl alone in the night! - Lotuscandy

14 A Condom

This is not right to do your first date. - MetalObsessed

15 A machine gun
16 Expired Candy
17 A coconut that is apparently in love with you
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2. A bag of verruca trimmings
3. Your identical twin
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