Top Ten Strangest Things for Barack Obama to Say to Kim Jong-Un

The Top Ten

1 Hey, you're not as fat as I thought you were

"And you're not as thin as I thought you were."

Nope your fatter

2 Are you related to Psy

How is this not first?! Whenever I see this on the list, I crack up!

This is my second favorite

Should be at the top

3 Do you really cry when you listen to Katy Perry

I heard he does.

4 I heard you have a new girlfriend so I brought you some extra small condoms as a present

5 Oh watch out Trigger she's a proper ju-ber-ju, on the passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby

6 You're a fat, bow-legged peckerwood!

Kim Jong Un is fat

7 I love you

That would be super awkward

8 I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle

9 Did you kill my cat with a piranha

10 I'm going to cut you into hotdog size bites, mix you into some delicious macaroni and cheese, and then eat you

The Contenders

11 Let's start a Nuclear War!

12 You're gay

13 Are you into anime?

14 Hey did you like the interview?

15 Hey, why not trade wives?

16 Do you love Justin Bieber

17 You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.

18 Will You Marry Me?

19 Captain America will get you

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