Hey, you're not as fat as I thought you were
"And you're not as thin as I thought you were."
Nope your fatter - TwilightKitsune
Are you related to Psy
Should be at the top - AliciaMae
How is this not first?! Whenever I see this on the list, I crack up!
This is my second favorite
LOL this literally made me rotfl
Do you really cry when you listen to Katy Perry
I heard he does.
I heard you have a new girlfriend so I brought you some extra small condoms as a present
Oh watch out Trigger she's a proper ju-ber-ju, on the passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby
You're a fat, bow-legged peckerwood!
I love you
That would be super awkward
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle
Did you kill my cat with a piranha
I'm going to cut you into hotdog size bites, mix you into some delicious macaroni and cheese, and then eat you
Let's start a Nuclear War!
Wow - TwilightKitsune
Are you into anime?
Hey did you like the interview?
Hey, why not trade wives?
Do you love Justin Bieber
KJu: Yes yes he is my boyfriend - TwilightKitsune
You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
Will You Marry Me?
Captain America will get you