1 Hey, you're not as fat as I thought you were
"And you're not as thin as I thought you were."
Nope your fatter - TwilightKitsune
2 Are you related to Psy
Should be at the top - AliciaMae
How is this not first?! Whenever I see this on the list, I crack up!
This is my second favorite
LOL this literally made me rotfl
3 Do you really cry when you listen to Katy Perry
I heard he does.
4 I heard you have a new girlfriend so I brought you some extra small condoms as a present
5 Oh watch out Trigger she's a proper ju-ber-ju, on the passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby
6 You're a fat, bow-legged peckerwood!
7 I love you
That would be super awkward
8 I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle
9 Did you kill my cat with a piranha
10 I'm going to cut you into hotdog size bites, mix you into some delicious macaroni and cheese, and then eat you
11 Let's start a Nuclear War!
Wow - TwilightKitsune
12 Are you into anime?
13 Hey did you like the interview?
14 Hey, why not trade wives?
15 Do you love Justin Bieber
KJu: Yes yes he is my boyfriend - TwilightKitsune
16 You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
17 You're gay
18 Will You Marry Me?
19 Captain America will get you