Top Ten Strangest Things for Barack Obama to Say to Kim Jong-Un

The Top Ten
1 Hey, you're not as fat as I thought you were

"And you're not as thin as I thought you were."

Nope your fatter - TwilightKitsune

2 Are you related to Psy

Should be at the top - AliciaMae

How is this not first?! Whenever I see this on the list, I crack up!

This is my second favorite

LOL this literally made me rotfl

3 Do you really cry when you listen to Katy Perry

I heard he does.

4 I heard you have a new girlfriend so I brought you some extra small condoms as a present
5 Oh watch out Trigger she's a proper ju-ber-ju, on the passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby
6 You're a fat, bow-legged peckerwood!
7 I love you

That would be super awkward

8 I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle
9 Did you kill my cat with a piranha
10 I'm going to cut you into hotdog size bites, mix you into some delicious macaroni and cheese, and then eat you
The Contenders
11 Let's start a Nuclear War!

Wow - TwilightKitsune

12 Are you into anime?
13 Hey did you like the interview?
14 Hey, why not trade wives?
15 Do you love Justin Bieber

KJu: Yes yes he is my boyfriend - TwilightKitsune

16 You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
17 You're gay
18 Will You Marry Me?
19 Captain America will get you
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