Top Ten Stupid, Fat and Ugly Disses
If you ever get bullied or insulted, these are definitely some great come backs!The Top Ten
1 Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "Your weight please, not your phone number"
2 Your mama is so fat, people play hide and seek in her belly button.
3 You're so stupid, you got hit by a parked car.
4 Your mama so fat they use a construction crane to get her out of bed
5 Your mama is so ugly when she walks into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on
6 Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.
7 You'rr so dumb you peed your pants when you were locked in a toilet.
8 Your mama is so fat, we drove around her and ran out of gas
9 You're so fat when you walked across the T.V I missed four episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants
10 Your mama so fat, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked
The Contenders
11 You're so stupid you returned a donut to the store because it had a hole in it
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