Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

These labels are not well thought through and either need to be reconsidered by the firm, or are just plain unneccessary. And they are all hilarious.
The Top Ten
1 "Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume

This label was probably added so three-year-olds would understand. And they would. They're not stupid.

I can fly! Aw man, stupid costume. I'm gonna get my money back.

"Come on! Why can't I fly? Stupid suit. It's no use" *chucks suit in garbage*

Probably just a joke

2 "Warning: Nuts" on peanuts

Was it put on there just to create confusion on that word? Or maybe just a marketing strategy.

Of course Peanuts are gonna have nuts in them for god sake it has the word nuts in them.

That's crazy! I don't know there were any nuts in peanuts!

You don't say!? There are so many fails on this list. This one killed me

3 "Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress

I'm pretty sure that this is some kind of "Carry On" joke. It seems to have a double meaning.

As if anyone has a mouth big enough to actually swallow a whole mattress.

I had no idea! Just let me get this out of my mouth then... just hold on...

I would never guessed that! Thank you smart, useful labels!

4 "Not for underwater use" on toaster

What situation would you be in if you were to use a toaster underwater?!?! Only a highly improbable and highly ludicrous situation, I can tell you.

Why would even you use a toaster underwater?

Why would anyone use a toaster underwater.

There aren't even outlets underwater!

5 "Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box

So, there's one reality where you aren't sure whether you should be careful with it, and another where you know you should be, but it's too late. Not very well considered, this label.

Well, this is just stupid. How hard can it be to put it on top? And how dumb do you have to be to put it there?

6 "Keep out of children" on kitchen knife

Does that mean that adults normally stab kitchen knives into children?

I'm pretty sure they meant " Keep out of reach from children ".

It would suck if a knife was inside a child. Good for the rule.

7 "Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle

Yes, that is its purpose. What happens if you dissamble it?!?! You'll have to start again! PANIC!

I like the irony on this list! Good job!

On no! Assembly required? I never knew!

That's what it's for!

8 "This product not intended for use as a dental drill" on an electric rotary tool

You aren't supposed to use those drill machines as dental tools!? *faints in surprise*

And why would you do that?

9 "Poisonous" on rat poison

Anything that has the word poison in it is going to be poisonous.

It's to kill rats! If course it's poisonous

10 "WARNING! Uneven Surface" on stairs

Wait...does this mean there's steps that aren't an uneven surface? No way!

! How did I not see those steps even though they're RIGHT in front of me?

Well...
Duh
If it were even, then it wouldn't be any help going up or down.

But there are stairs...Stairs are very even creatures.

The Contenders
11 "Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse."

How dare you defy me! I was pregnant yesterday and I installed it all by myself, you can't defy me, labels!

What was this on? I somehow doubt this actually got through a production line!

Wow. Some serious thought has surely been put on this.

Oh gosh! Put this on top!

12 "Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" on sleeping pills
13 "Do not use on children" on a blowtorch

What in the world, this is just gonna give people like Piplup ideas.

Why is this a label? That could give people ideas...

14 On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose
15 "Product will be hot after heating" on bread pudding

I think I should probably have rated this one considerably higher.

You don't say...I thought mine would be frozen.

16 "Do not break" on glass window

No, I don't think I will listen to you.

17 "Do not put pets inside" on a microwave

What sick person would even consider putting their pets in a microwave, you might as well put a "Do not put pets inside" on ovens.

WHY would anyone microwave their pet?!

Umm... why would I even do that anyway?

18 "Only for use in water" on canoe

Hey, this canoe won't move! What do you mean you can only use it on water?! I thought you could use it on grass...

Yeah, you could've told me that after the canoe burned up in lava.

That explains a lot it doesn't work on the floor.

Canoe's are made for water and nothing else.

19 "Contains Wheat" on Wheat Thins

They're called WHEAT thins. It literally has wheat in the name!

Really? Never thought so.

20 "Contains fish" on sardines can
21 "No dolphin included" on tuna fish can
22 "May Poison Food" on nutcracker
23 "Remove Child Before Wash" on T-shirt
24 "Do not put in water" on a toaster
25 "No Artificial Colours" On Nestlé Smarties
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