Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

These labels are not well thought through and either need to be reconsidered by the firm, or are just plain unneccessary. And they are all hilarious.

The Top Ten

"Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume

Lololololol sorry little kids

This label was probably added so three-year-olds would understand. And they would. They're not stupid. - PositronWildhawk

Probably just a joke - simpsondude

"Flies off"
Jk I don't have a superman costume. - MoldySock

"Warning: Nuts" on peanuts

OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA YOU SAVED MY LIFE BUDDY! It's like a guy who's allergic passes by and takes nuts then sees "Warning:Nuts" and it's like OH MY BAD

You don't say!? There are so many fails on this list. This one killed me

This is stating the obvious

Was it put on there just to create confusion on that word? Or maybe just a marketing strategy.

"Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress

I'm pretty sure that this is some kind of "Carry On" joke. It seems to have a double meaning. - Britgirl

I would never guessed that! Thank you smart, useful labels! - funnyuser

Like anyone has a throat that big! - Amac712

As if anyone has a mouth big enough to actually swallow a whole mattress. - egnomac

"Not for underwater use" on toaster

What situation would you be in if you were to use a toaster underwater?!?! Only a highly improbable and highly ludicrous situation, I can tell you. - PositronWildhawk

Why would anyone use a toaster underwater. - egnomac

There goes my Toast-pool party. - Thatgirl

Why would even you use a toaster underwater? - cosmo

"Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box

So, there's one reality where you aren't sure whether you should be careful with it, and another where you know you should be, but it's too late. Not very well considered, this label. - PositronWildhawk

Well, this is just stupid. How hard can it be to put it on top? And how dumb do you have to be to put it there?

I have heard this one before, - CityGuru

"Keep out of children" on kitchen knife

Rather unethical implication behind this

I'm pretty sure they meant " Keep out of reach from children ". - funnyuser

Typo now it sounds like don't put inside children - simpsondude

Real funny might use that

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill" on an electric rotary tool

You aren't supposed to use those drill machines as dental tools!? *faints in surprise*

And why would you do that?

"Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle

I like the irony on this list! Good job! - funnyuser

That's what it's for!

Yes, that is its purpose. What happens if you dissamble it?!?! You'll have to start again! PANIC! - PositronWildhawk

On no! Assembly required? I never knew!

"Poisonous" on rat poison

It's to kill rats! If course it's poisonous

Anything that has the word poison in it is going to be poisonous. - egnomac

"WARNING! Uneven Surface" on stairs

! How did I not see those steps even though they're RIGHT in front of me?

No! You don't say! - Britgirl

Wait...does this mean there's steps that aren't an uneven surface? No way!

The Contenders

"Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" on sleeping pills

It's what was intended, so not a neccessary warning - PositronWildhawk

On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose
"Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse."

What was this on? I somehow doubt this actually got through a production line!

Wow. Some serious thought has surely been put on this. - Kiteretsunu

Oh my god why is this not #1

Oh gosh! Put this on top! - HezarioSeth

"Do not use on children" on a blowtorch

Why is this a label? That could give people ideas... - Minecraftcrazy530

Too late

"Product will be hot after heating" on bread pudding

I think I should probably have rated this one considerably higher. - PositronWildhawk

REALLY I THOUGHT IT WILL BE FREEZING - Harri666

"No dolphin included" on tuna fish can
"May Poison Food" on nutcracker
"Do not put pets inside" on a microwave

What sick person would even consider putting their pets in a microwave, you might as well put a "Do not put pets inside" on ovens. - egnomac

"Contains Wheat" on Wheat Thins

Really? Never thought so. - Turkeyasylum

"Remove Child Before Wash" on T-shirt

LOL... - Firemist

"Only for use in water" on canoe

Hey, this canoe won't move! What do you mean you can only use it on water?! I thought you could use it on grass... - DogsUnleashed

Yeah, you could've told me that after the canoe burned up in lava. - ethanmeinster

Canoe's are made for water and nothing else. - egnomac

"Do not put in water" on a toaster
"No Artificial Colours" On Nestlé Smarties
"Do not break" on glass window
"Contains fish" on sardines can
BAdd New Item