Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

These labels are not well thought through and either need to be reconsidered by the firm, or are just plain unneccessary. And they are all hilarious.

The Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

1 "Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume

Lololololol sorry little kids

This label was probably added so three-year-olds would understand. And they would. They're not stupid. - PositronWildhawk

Probably just a joke - simpsondude

"Flies off"
Jk I don't have a superman costume. - MoldySock

2 "Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress

I'm pretty sure that this is some kind of "Carry On" joke. It seems to have a double meaning. - Britgirl

I would never guessed that! Thank you smart, useful labels! - funnyuser

Like anyone has a throat that big! - Amac712

As if anyone has a mouth big enough to actually swallow a whole mattress. - egnomac

3 "Warning: Nuts" on peanuts

OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA YOU SAVED MY LIFE BUDDY! It's like a guy who's allergic passes by and takes nuts then sees "Warning:Nuts" and it's like OH MY BAD

You don't say!? There are so many fails on this list. This one killed me - Danielsun182

This is stating the obvious - hpwarriors

Was it put on there just to create confusion on that word? Or maybe just a marketing strategy. - Kiteretsunu

4 "Not for underwater use" on toaster

What situation would you be in if you were to use a toaster underwater?!?! Only a highly improbable and highly ludicrous situation, I can tell you. - PositronWildhawk

Why would anyone use a toaster underwater. - egnomac

There goes my Toast-pool party. - Thatgirl

Why would even you use a toaster underwater? - cosmo

5 "Keep out of children" on kitchen knife

Rather unethical implication behind this

I'm pretty sure they meant " Keep out of reach from children ". - funnyuser

Typo now it sounds like don't put inside children - simpsondude

Real funny might use that

6 "Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box

So, there's one reality where you aren't sure whether you should be careful with it, and another where you know you should be, but it's too late. Not very well considered, this label. - PositronWildhawk

Well, this is just stupid. How hard can it be to put it on top? And how dumb do you have to be to put it there?

I have heard this one before, - CityGuru

7 On water: "This product is wet"

"Mom, the water is wet again! - funnyuser

Ok, this is NOT a real one. What are we, four?

8 "Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle

I like the irony on this list! Good job! - funnyuser

That's what it's for!

Yes, that is its purpose. What happens if you dissamble it?!?! You'll have to start again! PANIC! - PositronWildhawk

On no! Assembly required? I never knew!

9 "This product not intended for use as a dental drill" on an electric rotary tool

You aren't supposed to use those drill machines as dental tools!? *faints in surprise*

And why would you do that?

10 Do Not Eat - On a Nuclear Bomb

Yeah, I saw right through that one. Who goes out to their local Morrison's to by nukes these days? - PositronWildhawk

I think they serve those at Taco Bell. I mean, Taco Bell causes everyone's stomach to explode! - ethanmeinster

Caps girl forgot to read this warning... - Turkeyasylum

... I'm SURE this ones legit, EVERYONE goes out to buy nukes nowadays
(Obvious sarcasm is obvious)

The Contenders

11 "Poisonous" on rat poison

It's to kill rats! If course it's poisonous

Anything that has the word poison in it is going to be poisonous. - egnomac

12 On Steps: WARNING! Uneven Surface

! How did I not see those steps even though they're RIGHT in front of me?

No! You don't say! - Britgirl

Wait...does this mean there's steps that aren't an uneven surface? No way!

13 "Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" on sleeping pills

It's what was intended, so not a neccessary warning - PositronWildhawk

14 "Fits Head" on shower cap
15 On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose
16 Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse.

What was this on? I somehow doubt this actually got through a production line!

Wow. Some serious thought has surely been put on this. - Kiteretsunu

Oh my god why is this not #1

Oh gosh! Put this on top! - HezarioSeth

17 "Do not use on children" on a blowtorch

Why is this a label? That could give people ideas... - Minecraftcrazy530

Too late

18 "This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" on floodlights

Loved this list, terrific! I really enjoyed number 7 and 8... Do not swallow is so absurdly risible! - HezarioSeth

Wow... Where can I get one of these? I need a light to light up a dark place, because I can never find one that works in the dark as well as in the light!
(Obvious sarcasm is obvious)

19 "Kidsexchange" on a second hand store.

Laugh out loud this is hilarious. Kid-sex-change and kids-exchange - Harri666

There must be some strange things going on in that store...

20 "Product will be hot after heating" on bread pudding

I think I should probably have rated this one considerably higher. - PositronWildhawk


21 On Nutcracker: May Poison Food
22 On tuna fish can: "No dolphin included"
23 On Thin Mints: "Thin and Minty Girl Scout Cookies"

It's logical. Their called Thin Mints for a reason. - RiverClanRocks

24 "Do not put pets inside" on a microwave

What sick person would even consider putting their pets in a microwave, you might as well put a "Do not put pets inside" on ovens. - egnomac

25 On Wheat Thins: "Contains Wheat"

Really? Never thought so. - Turkeyasylum

26 On Wheat Gluten: Gluten Free
27 On T-Shirt: Remove Child Before Wash

LOL... - Firemist

28 On a canoe: Only for use in water

Hey, this canoe won't move! What do you mean you can only use it on water?! I thought you could use it on grass... - DogsUnleashed

Yeah, you could've told me that after the canoe burned up in lava. - ethanmeinster

Canoe's are made for water and nothing else. - egnomac

29 "Do not put in water" on a toaster
30 No Artificial Colours - On Nestlé Smarties
31 On glass window: "Do not break"
32 Sardine can - "contains fish"
33 On a bag of sugar - SUGAR FREE

This exists. You can look it up.
It has the caption, "what's in the bag? "

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