Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

PositronWildhawk
These labels are not well thought through and either need to be reconsidered by the firm, or are just plain unneccessary. And they are all hilarious.

The Top Ten

1 "Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume

This label was probably added so three-year-olds would understand. And they would. They're not stupid. - PositronWildhawk

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2 "Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress

I'm pretty sure that this is some kind of "Carry On" joke. It seems to have a double meaning. - Britgirl

I would never guessed that! Thank you smart, useful labels! - funnyuser

Like anyone has a throat that big! - Amac712

We're not Ed from Ed, Edd, n Eddy - bobbythebrony

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3 "Warning: Nuts" on peanuts

OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA YOU SAVED MY LIFE BUDDY! It's like a guy who's allergic passes by and takes nuts then sees "Warning:Nuts" and it's like OH MY BAD

You don't say!? There are so many fails on this list. This one killed me - Danielsun182

This is stating the obvious - hpwarriors

O.M. G WE SHALL PAISE U, you SAVED ARE LIVE

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4 "Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box

So, there's one reality where you aren't sure whether you should be careful with it, and another where you know you should be, but it's too late. Not very well considered, this label. - PositronWildhawk

Well, this is just stupid. How hard can it be to put it on top? And how dumb do you have to be to put it there?

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5 "Not for underwater use" on toaster

What situation would you be in if you were to use a toaster underwater?!?! Only a highly improbable and highly ludicrous situation, I can tell you. - PositronWildhawk

Why would anyone use a toaster underwater. - egnomac

There goes my Toast-pool party. - Thatgirl

Why would even you use a toaster underwater? - cosmo

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6 "This product not intended for use as a dental drill" on an electric rotary tool

You aren't supposed to use those drill machines as dental tools!? *faints in surprise*

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7 "Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle

I like the irony on this list! Good job! - funnyuser

That's what it's for!

Yes, that is its purpose. What happens if you dissamble it?!?! You'll have to start again! PANIC! - PositronWildhawk

On no! Assembly required? I never knew!

8 "Keep out of children" on kitchen knife

Rather unethical implication behind this

I'm pretty sure they meant " Keep out of reach from children ". - funnyuser

Typo now it sounds like don't put inside children - simpsondude

Real funny might use that

9 On water: "This product is wet"

"Mom, the water is wet again! - funnyuser

Ok, this is NOT a real one. What are we, four?

10 "Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" on sleeping pills V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 On Steps: WARNING! Uneven Surface

Wait...does this mean there's steps that aren't an uneven surface? No way!

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12 "This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" on floodlights

Loved this list, terrific! I really enjoyed number 7 and 8... Do not swallow is so absurdly risible! - HezarioSeth

Wow... Where can I get one of these? I need a light to light up a dark place, because I can never find one that works in the dark as well as in the light!
(Obvious sarcasm is obvious)

13 "Poisonous" on rat poison

Anything that has the word poison in it is going to be poisonous. - egnomac

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14 Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse.

What was this on? I somehow doubt this actually got through a production line!

Wow. Some serious thought has surely been put on this. - Kiteretsunu

Oh my god why is this not #1

Oh gosh! Put this on top! - HezarioSeth

15 On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose
16 "Do not use on children" on a blowtorch

Why is this a label? That could give people ideas... - Minecraftcrazy530

Too late

17 "Product will be hot after heating" on bread pudding

I think I should probably have rated this one considerably higher. - PositronWildhawk

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18 "Fits Head" on shower cap
19 Do Not Eat - On a Nuclear Bomb

Yeah, I saw right through that one. Who goes out to their local Morrison's to by nukes these days? - PositronWildhawk

I think they serve those at Taco Bell. I mean, Taco Bell causes everyone's stomach to explode! - ethanmeinster

Caps girl forgot to read this warning... - Turkeyasylum

... I'm SURE this ones legit, EVERYONE goes out to buy nukes nowadays
(Obvious sarcasm is obvious)

20 On Nutcracker: May Poison Food
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1. "Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress
2. "Keep out of children" on kitchen knife
3. "Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle
RalphBob
1. "Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume
2. "Warning: Nuts" on peanuts
3. "Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box
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1. On water: "This product is wet"
2. On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose
3. Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse.
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