Stupid Objects With Awesome Names

Is there ever things where you go how can a name so awesome belong to something so lame...

The Top Ten

1 Fork

I hear this a lot about fork but I don't get it. - happyhappyjoyjoy

2 Seal Seal Seal, known as Pinniped, is a marine carnivorous mammals native to all continents, commonly to North America and Antarctica.


The animals are cool but really a name that awesome to a stamp. - happyhappyjoyjoy

3 Sandwich

To me it sounds like an awesome super powered weapon in an action movie not food. - happyhappyjoyjoy

4 Stamp
5 Rock

Don't get me wrong I love rocks but why do they get this name. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Well, rocks have the name 'rock', therefor, they rock

6 Podium
7 Vitreous

Sorry if I'm using the wrong one by the way. It means shiney even though it sounds mysterious and vague. - happyhappyjoyjoy

8 Cabinet
9 Snail

Snails are so bizarrely named. I never really got it. - PositronWildhawk

This is the only one that I agreed on. - funnyuser

10 Glockenspiel

I never even considered this until I saw it on this list. It is a pretty awesome name. Weird instrument though. - stellaryarn

Sounds like chicken spit - BattleForDreamIslandLists

Who added this? Isn't it a type of instrtment? Whatever. I LOVE saying it. It sounds cheeky and friendly. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Velocity

To me it sounds like power you get to defeat the boss at the end of a super challenging video game. - happyhappyjoyjoy

12 Potato
13 Jojoba
14 Capacitor

An odd name but how is it stupid? We use them a lot in the frontiers of science. And jojoba oil is pretty nice stuff as well! - PositronWildhawk

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