Stupid Reasons Why People Hate Peach

ParkerFang

The Top Ten

1 Her Kidnappings are Bad

To be fair, Peach is a princess, literal royalty, and royalty often have others fight for them since they have other duties and can't risk being killed. But of course the Mario franchise hasn't made that logical because the toads are unhelpful and she doesn't have any other lines of defense if Mario isn't around. And Mario isn't even enough to prevent her from being kidnapped, shown in Super Mario Sunshine. - Rue

Because she loves Bowser

Well, excuse her for not being able to fight a GIANT TURTLE MONSTER!

Awesome list Parker. - DCfnaf

2 Her Voice is Bad

Yeah and people complain about Daisy's when it's Peach's. Her voice sucks

Have you heard of opinion? People can hate Peach if they want - hunnyqueen09

3 She's Girly

I just hate her pink lousy ugly dress

Ugly character

Aurora ripoff

4 She is Weak

That's untrue. She's shown to be able to hold her own in spin offs like the Paper Mario series and Super Princess Peach. (And Smash Bros). The creators of Super Mario don't show her potential enough in main story Mario games in my opinion. - Rue

Because Nintendo thinks she sucks

SPP is a mediocre game with mediocre gameplay

Yep - yunafreya648

5 She is Ugly

To Wendy fan: Aww what you look at that. You are worse than Rosalina fans plus I can bring down Wendy ALL I want. The reason why I keep irritating you is because you're irritating ParkerFang because she likes Daisy and Rosalina, the characters YOU think are Peach recolors. You don't realize that Pink Gold Peach is a recolor. Hmm funny. Call me ugly all you want, you don't know what I look like. - yunafreya648

Actually I changed my mind. I tolerate her now. You know who's really ugly? Wendy - yunafreya648

She is super ugly

That's why Rosalina
Daisy
Palutena
Pauline
Samus
Link
Mario
Luigi
Sephiroth
Cloud
Nina (Tekken)
Ryu
Ken
Chun Li
Cammy
Mega man
Roll
Rush
Dr. Wily
Sonic
Amy
Shadow
Xander
Camilla
Elise
Spyro
Crash
Coco
Dr. Cortax
Ganon
Zelda
Ridley
Donald Trump
My grandma
Spiders
Freddy Krueger
Jason Voohees
Pinhead
The Joker
Batman
Wonder Woman
Superman
Aurora
Quasimodo
The ugly duckling
Boris
Bendy
Foxy
Freddy
Chica
Sans
Papyrus
Frisk
Flowey
Toriel
Kenshin
Yahiko
Ike
Marth
Lucina
Wii fit Trainer
DEEZ nuts dude
Wendy o koopa
Bowser
Ludwig
Lemmy
Larry
Morton
Roy
Roy
Captain Falcon
Charizard
Pikachu
TMNT
YRP (FFX)
Myself
Dante
Vergil
Stryder
Jill Valentine
Ethan Winters
The crazy family from Resident evil biohazard
Mia Winters
Leon Kennedy
Azura
Chris ...more

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6 She Replaced Pauline

She did replace Pauline but Pauline came back to the Mario DK games. After she returned Peach fans started to hate on Pauline not the other way around. So this point doesn't really count.

Because she's stealing Pauline, Daisy, Toadette, and Rosalina's roles

Pauline clone

7 She's a "Hoe"

Daisy and Rosalina have morals unlike her

Just shut up Wendy fan

True though see number 7 on the list

Daisy and Rosalina are non skanks unlike this ugly bimbo

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8 She Beats Zelda and Steals Link

She didn't do that unless you're playing Super Smash Bros., but even so... Silly crossover shippers.

Because she a hoe

Lol what? - Rue

9 She is the worst

The only thing worth voting for here

She's the ugly duckling that will never be a beautiful swan

Nope - ParkerFang

She's a troll

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10 She Gives Birth to Koopalings

Because she a hoe

She didn't - ParkerFang

Yep - yunafreya648

The Koopalings Aren't Even Bowser Or Peach's Kids - JPK

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The Contenders

11 People Prefer Her Over Daisy

That's their opinion. I like all 3 princesses. I'm tired of the Mario Princess wars. - Rue

Because they like ugly characters like her

Poor Daisy, PEACH IS EVIL SHE'S MAKING HER OWN FRIEND HAVING HATERS

12 Inferior to Daisy and Rosalina

They ain't hoes unlike ugly bimbo

She is inferior to them ^_^

Peach is super ditsy. Her hair looks bland her personality is bland. She's a Mary Sue. She's too perfect. She's a hoe. She's super not important. Her fans are rude towards the other girls. She doesn't even have what it takes to defeat Rosalina and Daisy.

Why Daisy is better: She can defend herself unlike Miss I can't. She's a tomboy princess instead of a stereotypical princess that we read in story books. She's much smarter and strong. Her hair is beautiful. Her voice isn't soft. She gets a lot of fanboys falling for her

Why Rosalina is better: She's got backstory. She has people to protect her and she doesn't use them like the bimbo herself. She's more unique. She's much prettier (like Daisy and not Peach). Her hair rocks. She's motherly and wise like we don't see that everyday.

Daisy and Rosalina should have their own game together. If they added Peach, I would be furious.
And also Daisy should be in Smash so she could beat everyone up. Right now in smash I'm ...more

13 She's Bossy
14 Peach steals Cloud from Tifa

People ship Peach and Cloud together? They already have love interests in their own games! What's with dumb people shipping crossover pairings nowadays? Even though one of the worst crossover ships in my opinion will always be Fox McCloud x Cream the Rabbit, which is a terrible idea of a ship because of the huge age gap, Cream is too young, Fox already has Krystal, etc.

This is Mario, not Final fantasy - ParkerFang

Because she a hoe

NOW ROSALINA IS STEALING CLOUD FROM TIFA

15 She's not a tough action girl

Sure, Peach is not Samus, but she still is able to kick butt whenever she isn't getting kidnapped. Play Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Princess Peach or Super Mario 3D World for example, to see proof that Peach is not always the "damsel in distress" she is in most games.

But Samus will always be better

Because she a hoe

16 Rosalina steals Cloud from Tifa

Oh great *rolls eyes* - ParkerFang

17 She Wears Pink

Because she's those plastics from Mean girls

So what? I do too - ParkerFang

18 She dresses too modestly

She royalty. Have you noticed through time in real life, that royalty have always dressed modestly? Princess Daisy and Rosalina do the same exact thing and I don't see them get hate for it. - Rue

Because she's ugly and she knows it.

And horribly - yunafreya648

19 She Doesn't Run Around with Guns

Tell me when a mario character had a gun in any mario game. - Rue

This is Mario, not Call Of Duty - ParkerFang

Because she a hoe

20 She's Not Obnoxiously Rude and Sarcastic

Because she a hoe

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