Stupid Reasons Why People Hate Peach

ParkerFang

The Top Ten

1 Her Kidnappings are Bad

To be fair, Peach is a princess, literal royalty, and royalty often have others fight for them since they have other duties and can't risk being killed. But of course the Mario franchise hasn't made that logical because the toads are unhelpful and she doesn't have any other lines of defense if Mario isn't around. And Mario isn't even enough to prevent her from being kidnapped, shown in Super Mario Sunshine. - Rue

Well, excuse her for not being able to fight a GIANT TURTLE MONSTER!

Awesome list Parker. - DCfnaf

2 Her Voice is Bad
3 She's Girly
4 She is Weak

That's untrue. She's shown to be able to hold her own in spin offs like the Paper Mario series and Super Princess Peach. (And Smash Bros). The creators of Super Mario don't show her potential enough in main story Mario games in my opinion. - Rue

Yep - yunafreya648

5 She is Ugly

Yep - yunafreya648

6 She Replaced Pauline

She did replace Pauline but Pauline came back to the Mario DK games. After she returned Peach fans started to hate on Pauline not the other way around. So this point doesn't really count.

7 She Beats Zelda and Steals Link

She didn't do that unless you're playing Super Smash Bros., but even so... Silly crossover shippers.

Lol what? - Rue

8 She's a "Hoe"

This one is true

It's funny how people take jokes about giving birth to Bowser Jr. so seriously. - Rue

9 She is the worst

The only thing worth voting for here

Nope - ParkerFang

Yep - yunafreya648

10 People Prefer Her Over Daisy

That's their opinion. I like all 3 princesses. I'm tired of the Mario Princess wars. - Rue

The Contenders

11 She Gives Birth to Koopalings

She didn't - ParkerFang

Yep - yunafreya648

LMAO these people obviously didn't play Super Mario Sunshine because Bowser literally admits that he lied to Bowser Jr about Peach being his "mama"...which the plot is centered around by the way.

And I seriously doubt she gave birth to the other Koopalings. - Rue

12 Peach steals Cloud from Tifa

This is Mario, not Final fantasy - ParkerFang

13 She's not a tough action girl

Sure, Peach is not Samus, but she still is able to kick butt whenever she isn't getting kidnapped. Play Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Princess Peach or Super Mario 3D World for example, to see proof that Peach is not always the "damsel in distress" she is in most games.

But Samus will always be better

14 She Wears Pink

So what? I do too - ParkerFang

15 She dresses too modestly

She royalty. Have you noticed through time in real life, that royalty have always dressed modestly? Princess Daisy and Rosalina do the same exact thing and I don't see them get hate for it. - Rue

And horribly - yunafreya648

16 She Doesn't Run Around with Guns

Tell me when a mario character had a gun in any mario game. - Rue

This is Mario, not Call Of Duty - ParkerFang

17 She's Not Obnoxiously Rude and Sarcastic
18 Peach slapped Bowser
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