Top 10 Stupidest Songs to Sing for a Talent Show

A new list guys! It would be kind of funny I have to admit but singing these to your girlfriends.

The Top Ten

1 I'm Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

Actually I remember that someone actually DID sing that song at my talent show! It was so funny!

Why would you do that? But on the other hand it's funny, so it doesn't matter! - Number18

Wiggle it! Wiggle it! Wiggle it! After that, you'd probably get kicked out, though it was funny while it lasted, right?

That'll be kind of funny. - JaysTop10List

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2 Holy Trinity - Beyoncé, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj

This is an actual song. Look for it at YouTube. - JaysTop10List

3 Work - Iggy Azalea

I could imagine you dancing... - JaysTop10List

4 Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna featuring Nicki Minaj

You're not even Madonna. - JaysTop10List

It's kind of hard if your not Madonna...

5 Nothing Like Me - Iggy Azalea

Me and Puga discovered this song on YouTube. - JaysTop10List

6 Drip Drop - Empire Cast

This song is horrendous. People only like this song because it's on a good T.V. show but if Tyga or Lil Wayne sung this then people would be like "My ears hurt" but other than that, I despise this song. - JaysTop10List

7 Hands On Me - Ariana Grande

It has a good beat but why would you sing this for a talent show? - JaysTop10List

8 Ain't It Fun - Paramore

That won't be too bad actually. - Pony

I like this song - koopatroopaandgoomba4ever

I actually love this song for a matter of fact

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9 Gang Bang - Madonna

This crappy song talks about killing your lover. Please don't sing this. - JaysTop10List

Madonna deserves to be arrested.

10 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

You'd get kicked out for sure - ToptenPizza

Anaconda is a fun song I lick it

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The Newcomers

? Don't Stay in School - Boyinaband

I love this song, but imagine all the angry parents. - RoseWeasley

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The Contenders

11 Ring The Alarm - Beyoncé

This song is a classic but you have to constantly yell and yell just to make it look like that you're really singing. - JaysTop10List

12 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

My Anaconda don't lie... That this song is trash! - Pony

>:-O Worst song

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13 Crazy Kids - Ke$ha UListen to Sample
14 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

Crap I forgot to add this one.

Uh oh, a Miley Cyrus song! - Pony

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15 All Gold Everything - Trinidad James UListen to Sample
16 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha UListen to Sample
17 Bandz a Make Her Dance - Juicy J UListen to Sample
18 Trini Dem Girls - Nicki Minaj
19 Date Rape - Sublime UListen to Sample
20 Tik Tok - Ke$ha UListen to Sample
21 Not the American Average - Asking Alexandria

If you don't know the lyrics look them up...

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22 Good Feeling - Flo Rida

So funny

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23 Baby - Justin Bieber

People would hate you for it! And no I am not the troll who adds JB to every list. Baby sucks! - RiverClanRocks

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24 Turn Down for What - Lil' Jon & DJ Snake

Imagine if you're dancing on this song.. - Number18

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25 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred UListen to Sample
26 Sorry for Party Rocking - Lmfao

No, your not sorry. - Pony

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27 I Wish - Cher Lloyd UListen to Sample
28 Cake and Sodomy - Marilyn Manson UListen to Sample
29 Thrift Shop - Macklemore UListen to Sample
30 Booty - Jennifer Lopez UListen to Sample
31 Chicken Huntin' - Insane Clown Posse UListen to Sample
32 Young, Wild & Free - Wiz Khalifa UListen to Sample
33 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy UListen to Sample
34 Closer - Nine Inch Nails UListen to Sample
35 Kiss You All Over - Exile UListen to Sample
36 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin

Not only would it be inappropriate, but it would also destroy Saosin's reputation.

37 Wiggle - Jason Derulo UListen to Sample
38 Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen UListen to Sample
39 Bitch Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator UListen to Sample
40 Violent Pornography - System of a Down UListen to Sample
41 Kill You - Eminem UListen to Sample
42 Sex In the Lounge - Nicki Minaj UListen to Sample
43 Tonight (I'm F***ing You) - Enrique Iglesias
44 Cannibal - Ke$ha UListen to Sample
45 International Love - Pitbull

I don't know what's worse. Rotting your teeth from Jack Daniel's or planning to have sex in every country in the world.

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46 A.D.I.D.A.S.- Korn UListen to Sample
47 Sex Bomb - Tom Jones UListen to Sample
48 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas UListen to Sample
49 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot UListen to Sample
50 Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse UListen to Sample
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Ain't It Fun - Paramore
2. All Gold Everything - Trinidad James
3. Bandz a Make Her Dance - Juicy J
1. I'm Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
2. Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
3. Nothing Like Me - Iggy Azalea
1. I'm Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
2. Holy Trinity - Beyoncé, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj
3. Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna featuring Nicki Minaj

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