Top 10 Stupid Things Americans Believe In

Here in the USA, we believe in a lot of stupid crap. So here it is, the Top 10 stuff we believe is to be either real, or good.

The Top Ten

1 "British" is an accent

This list was clearly created by somebody who is locked in their mother's attic watching the "telly" 24 hours a day, and who has no idea about the real world.
Several things on this list literally do not exist, NOBODY thinks or believes them, and the rest apply equally to the UK or anyplace else for that matter.
Perhaps you should visit a dentist and get those rotten teeth fixed.

I am guessing you are American then. by the way this dude is not saying everyone in America believes this, they are saying that it is a general thought of the stereotypeed American.

2 Homosexuals are weak

Well! I'm sooorrry if I offended anyone today! *walks away saying "wow"*

3 Scientology
4 George Bush was a good president

EXACTLY NOBODY IN AMERICA BELIEVES THIS! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT GEORGE BUSH WAS A COMPLETE DUMBASS AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN PRESIDENT!

I looked on a list of Top Ten Americans he was #6. George W. Bush sealed with a lot as president. 9/11 and other things killed the economy and brought the U. S into deep debt.

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5 Christianity

Do you not like people?

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6 All of England speak the same

Everyone in America thinks British people speak like the Queen. I'm British and I speak NOTHING LIKE HER.

7 Mexico is full of maids
8 Republicans are good people

Republicans worry about people's safety and threats to the U.S. unlike Democrats/Liberals that are more concerned about abortion and equal rights. Abortion kills the baby slowly and painfully, now I do think abortion is an issue, but we need to worry about threats to the U.S. and strengthening the boarder but liberals don't care do they no they think were invincible. The Democrats elected the dumbass we got for a president. Now they are complaining WAY TO GO. Obama is into Progressivism and that is basically Communism in disguise. Republicans are America's last hope.

9 America wins every war
10 Eurasia is full of bad guys

The Contenders

11 TheTopTens.com is accurate
12 Obama is a Muslim V 1 Comment
13 "Cup of coffee sometime" is still a good chat up line
14 Illuminati

You forgot this One.

15 Guns solve problems
16 Metal is screaming and satanic
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