Top Ten Stupid Things to Do In an Airport

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The Top Ten

1 Copy Accents

I did do this once. My family once went to California for a week, and as soon as I got off the plane, I yelled "Ah'm een Cauli-forn-yeh! " I was stared at by many, many passers-by. It was a fun break. - PositronWildhawk

2 Take All Of Your Clothes Off When Going Through Security

I wouldn't be shocked if this hasn't already happened at least 20 times! - Curti2594

3 Twerk At Planes Coming In To Land

Well, it's one way to pass the time. - PositronWildhawk

4 Take A Selfie With A Pilot

LA to Vegas!

5 Come In In A Spitfire
6 Pretend To Shoot Planes Down
7 Paintball Other People's Luggage

You'd have a personal souvenir from PositronWildhawk! - PositronWildhawk

8 Moonwalk Off The Plane

When I saw this item, I began to for an image... Now I can't stop laughing! - Britgirl

9 Harpoon Planes

By the way, nobody will allow you to take an harpoon through the customs - yatharthb

You will be noticed. Confirmed. - PositronWildhawk

10 Hide In A Suitcase And Jump Out Before Being Put On The Plane

I thought about that ever since I first saw Toy Story 2. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Shout that you have a BOMB

Official law in my country is shoot first, ask questions later. - Golder

Haha! That's stupid. It can land you in big trouble too. - Kiteretsunu

12 Make jokes about 9/11
13 Smoke Weed
14 Poke a Security Guard and Say "Not Another Cardboard Cut-out!"
15 Fart at the Stewardess
16 Watch the movie 'Airplane!' and learn from it
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3. Twerk At Planes Coming In To Land
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