Stupid Things to Do at School


The Top Ten

1 Bully

I get bullied a lot due to my awkwardness. - Cyri

Not really a great idea I got bullied and still gets bullied for being autistic

If u bully your a lad

I would never

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2 Pull the fire alarm

Some kid did this at my school right after lunch one day, we just coming back in from recess then the fire alarm went off, I would never pull the fire alarm unless there was a real fire - trains45

There was a serial alarm puller in my old school. It sucked. - Cyri

I would not do it but I have seen and heard about so many people doing it

Unless there's a real fire of course. It pains me when people set them off for no reason - all that time wasted by the fire brigade coming to school for their 'prank' could be spent saving lives. - Entranced98

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3 Poop on the ground

Ew who would do this - trains45

Amazing I would do this

Someone acually did this at my school in the boys lockeroom

EW! gross who would do that!? - CatLeena14

4 Make a bomb threat

Back in primary nobody did that but there was one kid who brought a match and tried to set the school on fire so he wouldn't have to go there anymore. Of course, he got caught. - Dovewing303

I've seen someone do that - Manlypants

That would be kind of funny

This is indeed the best thing you could possibly do in a school setting

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5 Throw a rock at the window

Yes tell them that you hate school on the rock,just tape paper to the rock throw it at the window and have a nice day

I'll do that

6 Draw a thing on the whiteboard

I done this before I don't think there nothing wrong with this, unless it was inappropriate - trains45

I didn't draw something, I erased part of it and made it better - Cyri

Kids in my class do this all the time. One kid even drew something lewd on the back of another kid's shirt, and the teacher saw it but didn't realize what it really was - TwilightKitsune

By "thing", I mean dick - PeeledBanana

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7 Curse out a teacher

There was this kid who did that and called the teacher sexist just because the kid got an answer wrong. It actually made me look up from my book. - Cyri


Happens all the time in my time one boy tried to fight a teacher..

One time this kid was asked to stay in and talk to the teacher about a comment he made. He said no, walked away (before we were even dismissed) and before leaving the room, screamed, "GO F YOURSELF." He shockingly enough was only asked to apologize to the class, and got no real punishment. Bull! I got suspended for saying "gay" in class!

8 Leave the gas taps on

Err what is one put if it can gas the school than it counts

9 Burn the desks on purpose

This is a great idea, highly recommend

10 Use someone for their smarts

good idea

The Contenders

11 Launch an airsoft assault on your class
12 Cheat on someone's test

I've never done that I'm an angel - Luckys

At my school district, if you get caught cheating, you get a 0 and cannot retake the assignment/test/whatever. Might be the same for others, though. - A-Silhouette

13 Clog the toilet on purpose

Blew up a toilet! hahaa

In my old school... 3 or 4 years ago, a student actually blew up a toilet... - Ananya

14 Put thumbtacks on someone's seat
15 Pull up with a gun and shoot the school up

100% recomended I would do this every day if there where still people left in the school after the first time

Because its good

I agree 100% valid option

16 Put a tack on the teacher's chair
17 Shoot it up

Welcome to america


Seems reasonable. Yee.

18 Launch fireworks

Sounds good


19 Dress in an banana costume and scream at your principal

I would be doing this



20 Running around naked

Who would do this? - A-Silhouette

21 Chop a gluestick with a ruler and throw it at your teacher

My teacher almost ate the glue

-Your Bff

22 Ask your teacher if they are gay

Last year I had a female teacher who dated another female. She kept it very hidden, but we all knew.

They would be like:no but your mom is

23 Change every computer's language to arabic



24 Vlog on your teacher's phone

That would be dumb

25 Randomly ask people to marry you

I sent one of my friends to do this. it did not go as I planned though. he (yes he is a guy) got a couple of boyfriends that day...

26 Randomly call people a hoe

I did that before

27 Drop a glue stick on the floor upside-down
28 When somebody raises their hand, high five them
29 Drink milk in class

Already did that lol didn't get in trouble lol

My high school special ed teacher actually made the class do this once

30 Smell your teacher's butt

What!?!?!? - CatLeena14

yes pleass

31 Search up porn on the teachers laptop and show the teacher

I should do this

I'd search it up click on a video, and make it seem like she was watching it. She'd get fired haha stupid Mrs. Jarratt - Luckys

32 Have sex with your sister

Is this list on crank! - CatLeena14

Is this list on crack! - CatLeena14


33 Slap your teacher's butt
34 Dance battle
35 On the first day of school, swap names with someone and see how long they call you that name for

Isn't this more of an experiment?

36 Follow one of your classmates with a knife

Hell yeah!

37 Wear sagging pants
38 Fart

This is not a stupid thing. Everyone farts. - A-Silhouette

39 Scream for no real reason and spin your hand around.

My friend did this and in one week we got 70+ views on YouTube

40 Draw on the teacher’s eraser and throw the eraser at them
41 Light the garbage can on fire

Kids do this a lot

42 Take a piss in the garbage can
43 Bring a weird animal

Bring a dog that look like lady gaga. - CatLeena14

44 Eat crackers and let your teacher have some

works 100%

45 Swear at the principal
46 Rage on assembly for no reason
47 Cook in the middle of the playground

Ha! that would be funny - CatLeena14

48 Makeout with your teacher
49 Punch a teacher
50 Key a teacher's car

You will have to pay for the car damage's after you key their car

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1. Bully
2. Poop on the ground
3. Draw a thing on the whiteboard
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