Stupid Things to Do at School


The Top Ten

1 Bully

If u bully your a lad

I would never

Bullying isn't stupid, it's mean. And believe me, there's a difference between 'stupid' and 'mean'. - PhenomentalOne

There are still many options for people to waste their time in a much more intelligent way. - Entranced98

2 Pull the fire alarm

I would not do it but I have seen and heard about so many people doing it

Unless there's a real fire of course. It pains me when people set them off for no reason - all that time wasted by the fire brigade coming to school for their 'prank' could be spent saving lives. - Entranced98

Like the previous person said, unless there's a real fire, you shouldn't pull it.

Then again, plenty of students will run over there and pull it anyway... - A-Silhouette

3 Poop on the ground

Done...and done

Great idea 10/10

I would so do that

Who would do this? - wrests

4 Draw a thing on the whiteboard

Kids in my class do this all the time. One kid even drew something lewd on the back of another kid's shirt, and the teacher saw it but didn't realize what it really was - TwilightKitsune

By "thing", I mean dick - PeeledBanana

Man, that thing is hillarious - RobloxBFDIPoke223

5 Throw a rock at the window

Yes tell them that you hate school on the rock,just tape paper to the rock throw it at the window and have a nice day

I'll do that

6 Make a bomb threat

This is indeed the best thing you could possibly do in a school setting

7 Curse out a teacher

Happens all the time in my time one boy tried to fight a teacher..

One time this kid was asked to stay in and talk to the teacher about a comment he made. He said no, walked away (before we were even dismissed) and before leaving the room, screamed, "GO F YOURSELF." He shockingly enough was only asked to apologize to the class, and got no real punishment. Bull! I got suspended for saying "gay" in class!

I've seen this happen like a dozen times, all lol but stupid and rude! - EliHbk

I actually did this in Elementary - Mcgillacuddy

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8 Leave the gas taps on

Err what is one put if it can gas the school than it counts

9 Burn the desks on purpose

This is a great idea, highly recommend

10 Use someone for their smarts

The Newcomers

? Scream at people's faces
? Smell your teacher's butt

yes pleass

The Contenders

11 Launch an airsoft assault on your class
12 Cheat on someone's test

At my school district, if you get caught cheating, you get a 0 and cannot retake the assignment/test/whatever. Might be the same for others, though. - A-Silhouette

13 Clog the toilet on purpose


In my old school... 3 or 4 years ago, a student actually blew up a toilet... - Ananya

14 Put thumbtacks on someone's seat
15 Shoot it up


Welcome to america

Seems reasonable. Yee.

16 Put a tack on the teacher's chair
17 Pull up with a gun and shoot the school up

Because its good

I agree 100% valid option

18 Launch fireworks


19 Chop a gluestick with a ruler and throw it at your teacher

My teacher almost ate the glue

-Your Bff

20 Randomly ask people to marry you

I sent one of my friends to do this. it did not go as I planned though. he (yes he is a guy) got a couple of boyfriends that day...

21 When somebody raises their hand, high five them
22 Running around naked

Who would do this? - A-Silhouette

23 Randomly call people a hoe
24 Drop a glue stick on the floor upside-down
25 Slap your teacher's butt
26 Ask your teacher if they are gay

They would be like:no but your mom is

27 Drink milk in class

My high school special ed teacher actually made the class do this once

28 Dance battle
29 Wear sagging pants
30 Fart

This is not a stupid thing. Everyone farts. - A-Silhouette

31 Scream for no real reason and spin your hand around.

My friend did this and in one week we got 70+ views on YouTube

32 Draw on the teacher’s eraser and throw the eraser at them
33 Light the garbage can on fire

Kids do this a lot

34 Take a piss in the garbage can
35 Dress in an banana costume and scream at your principal
36 Bring a weird animal
37 Eat crackers and let your teacher have some

works 100%

38 Swear at the principal
39 Rage on assembly for no reason
40 Cook in the middle of the playground
41 Change every computer's language to arabic


42 Makeout with your teacher
43 Punch a teacher
44 Key a teacher's car

You will have to pay for the car damage's after you key their car

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Top Remixes

1. Bully
2. Poop on the ground
3. Draw a thing on the whiteboard
1. Pull the fire alarm
2. Make a bomb threat
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