Top 10 Stupidest Conspiracy TheoriesEpicHorrorMaster
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People like seeing things they don't normally see. This often leads to people seeing exactly what they want to see, even though what they want to see is not what's actually there. Thus, for instance, a study saying that the theory is true gets so much popularity, whereas seven studies that disprove it are never spoken of. Humanity needs to learn how to give up their dreams of making this world into something from an action movie, and simply wake up, do the research, do the math, and face the facts. But oh well - the Internet's obsessed with the man anyway, which thoroughly sickens me.
It's 2016 now. Even if Adolf Hitler didn't commit suicide, he would already be dead of old age by this year. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Most people believe he took a submarine to Argentina and he lived there until his death, he would have assumed another identity though for that - Neonco31
I voted for this awhile back, except a few weeks ago, the CIA released unclassified documents with pretty convincing proof that he was alive in 1955.
Obviously he isn't still alive, that would make him the oldest person by 6 years, so technically this is still wrong lol. - benhos
It's aliens mate, aliens! - FladevousEniker
Lol, they're already gone before the Egyptians arrive - Neonco31
I don't even know which one to choose from.
This is dumb - Lunala
People are strange - in one instance of time they can both detest change and still obsess with seeing and romanticizing things that are out of the ordinary. People believe this theory because they refuse to accept that it's possible, and yet they believe the theory above this one (which I shall not speak of by name) because they refuse to accept that it's IMpossible. They begin jumping to conclusions simply because they won't listen to the science explaining how it works, what made it happen. I can't believe how people can be so accepting, and yet so closed-minded.
It sad how people always will ignore something if it makes them feel better. Those of you who cling to NASA's hems are sad examples of this. NASA even states that their goals nowadays is too simply leave earths orbit, let alone land somewhere. They call us, who actually see truth ignorant. The moon footage looks like a cheesy star wars movie, and don't tell me it was the camera quality, because if our Camera's sucked, then our spacecrafts were centuries beyond them.
No doubt it was faked in the Arizona desert. If you watch the footage closely, you can see three Mexicans running the border in the background.
That's not racism, do you really think someone saying someone's ethnicity is racist? - Songsta41
This is only stupid because it's trueV 3 Comments
Wait, was this a real theory? What the hell? - Mcgillacuddy
This makes no sense. - RiverClanRocks
Who ever came up with it is an idiot lol, so stupid it's a damn work of art - EpicHorrorMaster
Sounds like something bobbythebrony would think up. No offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
What - LunalaV 6 Comments
I would really like to know more about this one, considering I did this challenge a few years ago - Jonerman
This conspiracy theory exists? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Okay this is so stupid. - AnonymousChick
Christian people will blame ANYTHING and EVERYTHING on poor Lucifer! good grief people...get over this Satan obsessesion you have.V 2 Comments
That doesn't even make any sense, what do people mean by that? - Songsta41
It's not that they slept for many years or anything, it's just that everything we currently know about the middle ages is wrong - EpicHorrorMaster
If that were true, then all my love of medieval stuff would be pointless. - Merilille
How would this even be possible? - Mcgillacuddy
Archaeology, people.V 1 Comment
To ModernSpongeBobSucks: I had a friend once who was paranoid about "the government" and believed they had tried to get rid of her when she was 5 (I won't share the exact story, just in case she reads this) - a lot of conspiracy theorists are like that. She refused to listen to my voice of reason saying that anything like that would definitely make the headlines or at least find its way to a lawsuit. I'm telling you: it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to agree with what the conspiracy theorist believes. It's like how we all have a favorite genre of music - we only listen to what we want to hear.
How can anyone defend that conspiracy theory?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
There are people who were alive during world war 2 and can tell you it was real
Look at the articles online for proof - Neonco31V 1 Comment
It were crazy angry terrorists that did this. But it could have been stopped but George Bush did nothing. My dad was in the military when 9/11 happened. George Bush pushed back the military and only send a missile somewhere way off. I'm not saying George Bush caused 9/11 cause obviously he didn't I'm saying he could of prevent 9/11 but he didn't. - tacoperson
What's stupid about it? Obviously, not him personally, just another pawn in the "game", but a stupid conspiracy theory would be, Bin Laden (Al Qaeda) had something to do with it. Just look at the facts!
To the person below: What facts? You didn't present anything but opinions.
This is not a "conspiracy theory," but a theory of existence, generally taken as a thought exercise.
I... I... Excuse, me, I'll just be in my room lying on the floor like a piece of trash contemplating existence for a couple of days.
Then its me because I think figures in a dream do not think
How can this not be real? LOL - moonwolfV 1 Comment
Donald Trump is secretly a reptilian alien assuming the form of a human. The Queen of England is apparently a man-like lizard, according to Vladimir Putin. The World's Royal Families and the Ruling Elite are reptile-like aliens who have been conspiring to take over the Earth from Day One!
There's a reason why I hate this theory so much. IT MAKES NO SENSE! I like conspiracy theories, no denying that, but to assume that we have reptilian people is just an overstretch of stupidity. Then again... - CrimsonShark
I know a lot of people hate Obama, but a conspiracy theory like this is one in particular that seems to be the most ridiculous one ever thought up that is cringe worthy. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is so stupid it hurts. It physically hurts.
Lol. I laughed so hard when I past this - 12cc
I do believe those are song lyrics? *actually laughing*
Other than the fact that Osama and Obama sound similar, please tell me how this conspiracy theory was thought up. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
These two look nothing alike - Mcgillacuddy
Osama is alive and living in the carribean cause Obama faked his death to make himself look good. Proof is they never showed his body like they did Saddam and Gaddafi. Besides, all those ragheads look the same anyway - bobbythebrony
So heres how this theory is true (joke) Osama bin ladin secretly adopted an african child by the name of obama he trained him in the ways of the gohldi, a karate form. Osama then sent obama into the usa with a fake birth certificate and he slowly became more powerful. It is said obama would attack the usa on his last day of the presidentcy - Yatagarasu
Not as horribly sickening as the "Adolf Hitler is still alive" one, but both can be proven utterly invalid using research and math. Let's take a look at a biography of Presley: Presley was born in 1935. Subtract that from the current year (2016), and the result is 81. The average age of death in the US is 78.7 years, and despite the fact that there are people who have lived to 81 (my grandfather was one), Presley died during (and probably because of) a drug addiction. So, even though he might still be alive if he wasn't addicted, he was, and most people could tell. If that's not enough for you, the life expectancy for white males of 1935 was 61 years. Elvis is most definitely dead, however, I (sympathize? Empathize? ) with Elvis fans who miss him.
People who still believe this are annoying. - Swellow
Yeah, he's real all right. Wait, am I correct in making that joke based upon the fact that he's a fictitious character in a real book, a real tabletop RPG, and a real video game (if your personal Terraria headcanon is that Cthulhu is the Moon Lord)? Does that count as "real"? Crud, I just ruined my own joke.
About my lower comment: Scratch that about the Terraria there. I just learned that the developers said that ML is Cthulhu's brother. But that still makes the "fictitious character in a real game" thing I was doing work for Terraria.
Cthulhu shall be the ultimate endgame boss
So because of a Peruvian singer that mocks his voice he's automatically alive?
I wish this was true, he could at least not be dead!
They don't seem like very *smart* aliens... *watches my cat completely freak out over the loud sound the coffee maker makes even though the coffee maker has never actually presented a danger to her*...I mean, cats are smart as in they can figure out humans, but they aren't smart enough to be able to lead an organized invasion of Earth. *shakes head smiling* They're just too derpy.
I have a cat and this might be true he is definitely the weirdest animal I've ever seen. Plus what is with the kneading? Maybe they are sending secret codes.
What a great imagination some people have. This theory sounds like a cartoon movie for kids.
Sounds like a cheesy show from Cartoon Network or nickolodian show.V 4 Comments
It was proven years and years before our life, that the world is not flat. If earth is flat then why are the other planets not flat? It was just something people believed in ancient times that earth was flat but finally discovered it wasn't.
I've heard of the Earth being flat. But a single line? Look around you! Everywhere you go, you can go more than one direction in three-dimensional space! This is crazy!
Just take a look around the town andd u can viewww the world around youhho. Therefore I disagree with this conspiracy
Should be number 1! I'm not saying he doesn't, but it's certainly very debatable and nobody can prove it so far.
How would this be a conspiracy theory? Who are conspiring?
I'm Christian but if he isn't real we're all screwed
To whoever put this item on the list,
If you are trying to offend people on purpose by putting this item on the list, then please stop. - DikkunDiniandTwiTheAwesomeLinx
This is the only one on this list that has truth and evidence to it though...
To the one below: What's the evidence? I'm not familiar with this theory.
YOU'VE never been in Earth's core, you can't DISPROVE this.
Man, I should be a theorist, this would be a great imagination exercise. - keycha1n
Here's proof from Sebastian Riese of stackexchange:
There is pretty strong evidence falling into groups
As transversal waves do not propagate through liquid. By monitoring the travel times and types of seismic waves globally after earth quakes, one can reconstruct the velocity profile for the different kinds of waves in inner of the earth. Then one can see that the transversal waves are reflected (by something that is pretty surely the molten core).
This way, one can even conclude that there is a hard inner core under the molten core (which is in the ongoing process of crystallizing out of the liquid outer core, the released energy is one important source for the convection of the outer core and thus continental drift, the other energy source being radioactive decay of primordial radioactive isotopes).
The Earth Magnetic Field
To my knowledge there is no sensible explanation for the magnetic field of the earth, other than it is created ...more
Oh boy, there is no wage gap for these reasons. 1) we live in a capitalist society, and a company's goal is profits, so paying women apparently less would lead to men being jobless due to it. 2) there is a wage gap, but it's completely different from what feminazis claim. A man typically works for nearly 50-60 years, while leaving the work force for sometime I.e. Vacation time or doctor appointments o for But a woman gets to leave for, marriage, having kids, doctor appointments, vacation etc. So in the long run, women get less in total because they can get longer free days then men. And 3) Many high paying jobs requires a good degree, many men go for classes related to these jobs. Most women? Gender Studies, a useless unnecessary class most women go to, and as a consequence, get lower paying jobs - Zombieguy2006
There is no gender wage gap it's just feminists spreading rumors cause they think they should get payed just because they go to work. These feminists don't understand they have to work but feminists are lazy. There is no gender wage gap. - tacoperson
A stupid conspiracy theory/myth spread by feminists and SJWs who don't know basic math and common sense and just want attention since they have nothing left to cry about. This has been debunked hundreds of times already.
The only"gender pay gap" is one that favours women. In modelling, p0rn and many other industries, women are paid far more than men. - FrozenHatingPokefanV 2 Comments
Nuh uh, it was I who invented houses - TwilightKitsune
Reason:Beacause the rooms are separated by walls.
These people make me sick they deserve to be punch in the face!
What is this? Not even funny. - Miauzer
It was real at one time, actually, however, they had nothing to do with the eye triangle, the number 3, or the obnoxious yet famous combination of air horns, sunglasses, junk food, and *AHEM SUBSTANCES*, thus I don't see them becoming over time what they are supposed to be today. I know that proof is a little off (I've had a long morning of theory debunking, so now all I have is just my common sense), so you want more proof, go find more proof. I'm sure you can look it up.
Don't know if it is actually real, but some may agree it is - Neonco31
This is real
I'm in it
If he was still alive, we wouldn't be having the bullcrap music coming out today. - Mcgillacuddy
I did it for Elvis, it's already been done for Hitler, now I'm going to do it for Michael Jackson. I have no idea what all these people are trying to do with the "X is still alive" theories, maybe bring back the past inside their brains or whatever - I don't understand people that well, aside from life lessons I've been taught. This one's going to be a bit harder for me to use the same evidence I did with Presley, since Michael Jackson died more recently, but I like a challenge.
Let's begin. Michael Jackson was born in 1958. 2016-1958=58, which means that were it not for the cause of his death (health issues), he might be still alive today. The average life expectancy of males in 1958 was 66.6 years (SHUT UP.) Therefore, were it not for the medical stuff, he'd probably still be alive.
However, medical evidence states that Jackson died of cardiac arrest. CNN says that one strong possible cause is this: according to professional cardiologist Dr. Daniel ...more
Kurt wasn't murdered, he committed suicide, that's just very sad - Neonco31
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