Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

The Top Ten

1 My dog ate my homework

It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

In this episode of the amazing world of gumball, gumball and Darwin don't have their homework because they're dad thought eating it would make him smarter so they get sent to theropy because they think they're lying when it's TRUE

Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

No, he best excuse is because a potato flew around your room.

2 My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Love a savage sister

Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

3 Snoop Dogg smoked it

That is funny

That was cool

4 I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that

That is so messed up

That is amazing.

5 I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

Probably because you dropped it and then pooped on it.


6 I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

We'll you should've turned off the T.V. and did your homework.

7 I rather twerk than do my homework

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

This will just get you in serious trouble.

that is me

8 I ate it

I've done this be4 and it work
*like I actually ate it

Hahaahah! it's so funny but I don't think your teachers will believe this one


9 Aliens took it

I heard someone actually use this college! - Entranced98

that rules

10 Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in my music

Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)

There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10List

How come this is in this list

I will puke

The Contenders

11 My dad accidentally set it on fire
12 I was drunk in love

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

sooo funny

13 My religion forbade me to do it

What religion is that?

Can I join that religion


14 My big brother ate it

Lol. This is so stupid. - Slipperyjack40

15 My dog shoved it up another dog's anus

Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

So this is how they reproduce, huh?

okay what?


16 The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it

so good

17 I drooled on my homework

It's still good enough to turn in.

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

18 Terrorists came and attacked

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

19 Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

20 I did it but I forgot it at home

That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg

I say that all the time

I tried that and I still got detenion

good one

21 Jesus told me not to hand it in

"take me to church! "

22 I shoved it up my horse's butt

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

No one even has a horse.

That was an option.

23 The mafia scribbled bad words on it
24 I got my homework wet in the pool

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

That actually happened to me once. - SamuiNeko

Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List

25 Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back

That was just disgusting all I wanted to say was that

26 I did the homework with invisible ink

Ggoooddd one

Good one

27 I didn't want to

Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.

Does it look like you have a choice?

28 i was too busy watching Kpop music videos
29 It's up your bum


I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass

30 I traveled through time and it got wet in the Titanic
31 My dad ate it and got smarter

Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad


32 I didn't get any sleep last night

Why did u not do your homework then?

33 I died

Will never work

34 I was kissing Jinx from Teen Titans and lipstick got all over it
35 I fought the Joker and then he fell on it!

Heath ledger we need u

36 My house was abducted by aliens and they took it as a human writing sample

Lol like hell they did

37 I left my homework on the ground, I was too high
38 My dog died


39 My dad had a mental break down last night and cut my assignment into paper dolls

It's a true story

40 The Ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
41 I went to Germany
42 Windows Vista crashed my computer

This could be a valid reason. You just have to prove it to your teacher that your computer DID crash for real and that you didn't install any fake BSOD or malware in it.

43 I put it in a safe and lost the combination
44 It's in the trash
45 My best friend fell in the lake and I had to jump in and help him, my homework decided to follow me.
46 I thought it was food

Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it

47 I was attacked by a group of street kids and they took everything
48 My grandma died
49 I threw it in a black hole
50 The real ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
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