Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework


The Top Ten

1 My dog ate my homework

It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

The oldest trick in the book

A chinese - My dog ate my homework and I ate my dog
(No offense lol) - Ananya

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2 My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

I want my mom to do this... if she did though - Lucretia

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

3 Snoop Dogg smoked it

That is funny

That was cool


Last option

4 I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that

That is so messed up

That is amazing.

5 I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

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6 I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

7 I rather twerk than do my homework

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

This will just get you in serious trouble.

My brother may say this - Lucretia

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8 I ate it

You do realize paper contains bleach sometimes? - Lucretia

9 Aliens took it

I heard someone actually use this college! - Entranced98

that rules

10 Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in my music

Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)

There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10List

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The Contenders

11 My dad accidentally set it on fire

Along with our entirehouse! We lost my dog Mathy and stuff! Please give me credit anyways! - Lucretia

12 I was drunk in love

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

sooo funny

13 My dog shoved it up another dog's anus

Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

Awesome dog you have there - Lucretia

okay what?


14 My big brother ate it
15 My religion forbade me to do it

What religion is that?

16 The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it
17 I drooled on my homework

It's still good enough to turn in.

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

18 Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

19 Terrorists came and attacked

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

20 Jesus told me not to hand it in

"take me to church! "

What if you have a athiest teacher - Lucretia

21 The mafia scribbled bad words on it
22 I shoved it up my horse's butt

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

No one even has a horse.

That was an option.


23 I got my homework wet in the pool

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List

Were you swimming with your homework? - Catacorn

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24 I did it but I forgot it at home

That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg

I say that all the time

I tried that and I still got detenion

good one

25 I didn't want to

Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.

Does it look like you have a choice?

26 Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back
27 i was too busy watching Kpop music videos
28 It's up your bum


I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass

29 I traveled through time and it got wet in the Titanic
30 My dad ate it and got smarter

Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad

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31 I died

Will never work

32 I was kissing Jinx from Teen Titans and lipstick got all over it
33 I did the homework with invisible ink

Ggoooddd one

34 My house was abducted by aliens and they took it as a human writing sample

Lol like hell they did

35 I didn't get any sleep last night
36 I left my homework on the ground, I was too high
37 My dog died


38 My dad had a mental break down last night and cut my assignment into paper dolls

It's a true story

39 I fought the Joker and then he fell on it!
40 The Ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
41 I went to Germany
42 I put it in a safe and lost the combination
43 It's in the trash
44 My best friend fell in the lake and I had to jump in and help him, my homework decided to follow me.
45 I thought it was food

Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it

46 I was attacked by a group of street kids and they took everything

Last option

47 My grandma died
48 I threw it in a black hole
49 The real ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
50 Goofy tripped on it
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1. I ate it
2. Aliens took it
3. My dad accidentally set it on fire
1. My dog ate my homework
2. My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything
3. I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live
1. I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass
2. My dog ate my homework
3. Snoop Dogg smoked it

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