Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

The oldest trick in the book

In my 3rd grade class, my teacher had a framed piece of homework with a bunch of bites taken out of it because some kid actually had his dog eat his homework.

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

That is so messed up

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

This will just get you in serious trouble.

that is me

I heard someone actually use this one...in college! - Entranced98

that rules

But if your younger how can you use that?

Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

okay what?

It's still good enough to turn in.

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria