Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

No, he best excuse is because a potato flew around your room.

I've tried it and it worked

In this episode of the amazing world of gumball, gumball and Darwin don't have their homework because they're dad thought eating it would make him smarter so they get sent to theropy because they think they're lying when it's TRUE

It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

Love a savage sister

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

That is funny

That was cool

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That is amazing.

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that

That is so messed up

Probably because you dropped it and then pooped on it.

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

BEST.EXCUSE.EVER!

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

We'll you should've turned off the T.V. and did your homework.

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

This will just get you in serious trouble.

that is me

I've done this be4 and it work
*like I actually ate it

YES I EAT HOMEWORK

Hahaahah! it's so funny but I don't think your teachers will believe this one

I heard someone actually use this one...in college! - Entranced98

that rules

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

sooo funny

Can I join that religion

Yes

What religion is that?

Lol. This is so stupid. - Slipperyjack40

So this is how they reproduce, huh?

Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

okay what?

funny

so good

It's still good enough to turn in.

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg

I say that all the time

I tried that and I still got detenion

good one

"take me to church! "

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

No one even has a horse.

That was an option.

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

That actually happened to me once. - SamuiNeko

Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List

That was just disgusting all I wanted to say was that

Good one

Ggoooddd one

Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.

Does it look like you have a choice?

great

I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass

Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad

WOW

Why did u not do your homework then?

Will never work

Heath ledger we need u

Lol like hell they did

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It's a true story

This could be a valid reason. You just have to prove it to your teacher that your computer DID crash for real and that you didn't install any fake BSOD or malware in it.

Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it

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