Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
The Top Ten
It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List
In this episode of the amazing world of gumball, gumball and Darwin don't have their homework because they're dad thought eating it would make him smarter so they get sent to theropy because they think they're lying when it's TRUE
Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.
No, he best excuse is because a potato flew around your room.
You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.
Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...
Love a savage sister
Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List
That is funny
That was cool
That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!
Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that
That is so messed up
That is amazing.
Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.
Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List
Probably because you dropped it and then pooped on it.
BEST.EXCUSE.EVER!
How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List
LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!
We'll you should've turned off the T.V. and did your homework.
Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko
The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk
This will just get you in serious trouble.
that is me
I've done this be4 and it work
*like I actually ate it
Hahaahah! it's so funny but I don't think your teachers will believe this one
YES I EAT HOMEWORK
I heard someone actually use this one...in college! - Entranced98
that rules
Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)
There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10List
How come this is in this list
I will puke
The Contenders
But if your younger how can you use that?
Well, that won't get you excused.
Ok I am going to puke
sooo funny
What religion is that?
Can I join that religion
Yes
Lol. This is so stupid. - Slipperyjack40
Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube
So this is how they reproduce, huh?
okay what?
funny
so good
It's still good enough to turn in.
Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List
Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria
COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List
HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34
Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.
That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg
I say that all the time
I tried that and I still got detenion
good one
"take me to church! "
What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?
No one even has a horse.
That was an option.
I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu
And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.
That actually happened to me once. - SamuiNeko
Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List
That was just disgusting all I wanted to say was that
Ggoooddd one
Good one
Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.
Does it look like you have a choice?
great
I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass
Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad
WOW
Why did u not do your homework then?
Will never work
Heath ledger we need u
Lol like hell they did
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It's a true story
This could be a valid reason. You just have to prove it to your teacher that your computer DID crash for real and that you didn't install any fake BSOD or malware in it.
Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it