Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework


The Top Ten

1 My dog ate my homework

It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

The oldest trick in the book

A chinese - My dog ate my homework and I ate my dog
(No offense lol) - Ananya

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2 My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

I want my mom to do this... if she did though - Lucretia

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

3 Snoop Dogg smoked it

That is funny


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4 I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that

That is so messed up

5 I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

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6 I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

7 I rather twerk than do my homework

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

This will just get you in serious trouble.

My brother may say this - Lucretia

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8 I ate it

You do realize paper contains bleach sometimes? - Lucretia

9 Aliens took it

I heard someone actually use this college! - Entranced98

that rules

10 Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in my music

Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)

There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10List

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The Contenders

11 My dad accidentally set it on fire

Along with our entirehouse! We lost my dog Mathy and stuff! Please give me credit anyways! - Lucretia

12 I was drunk in love

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

sooo funny

13 My big brother ate it
14 My dog shoved it up another dog's anus

Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

Awesome dog you have there - Lucretia

okay what?

15 The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it
16 My religion forbade me to do it

What religion is that?

17 I drooled on my homework

It's still good enough to turn in.

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

18 Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

19 Terrorists came and attacked

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

20 Jesus told me not to hand it in

"take me to church! "

What if you have a athiest teacher - Lucretia

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1. I ate it
2. Aliens took it
3. My dad accidentally set it on fire
1. My dog ate my homework
2. My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything
3. I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live
1. I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass
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