Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

In my 3rd grade class, my teacher had a framed piece of homework with a bunch of bites taken out of it because some kid actually had his dog eat his homework.

No, he best excuse is because a potato flew around your room.

It's getting old people. Try to use something else!

Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

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That is funny

That was cool

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

That is so messed up

That is amazing.

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it.

Probably because you dropped it and then pooped on it.

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework?

We'll you should've turned off the T.V. and did your homework.

This will just get you in serious trouble.

The teacher may just ask you to show them.

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse.

Look who's talking

Hahaahah! it's so funny but I don't think your teachers will believe this one

I heard someone actually use this one...in college!

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

Can I join that religion

What religion is that?

So this is how they reproduce, huh?

Haha what the hell?!

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework.

It's still good enough to turn in.

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic!

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

I say that all the time

I am a christian

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

No one even has a horse.

That was an option.

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me.

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

Why would you bring homework to a pool.

Were you swimming with your homework?