Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework


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21 The mafia scribbled bad words on it
22 I got my homework wet in the pool

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List

Were you swimming with your homework? - Catacorn

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23 I shoved it up my horse's butt

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

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24 I did it but I forgot it at home V 4 Comments
25 I didn't want to

Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.

Does it look like you have a choice?

26 Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back

What if he lived in a country Nicki Minaj isn't at? - Cobbleborg

27 It's up your bum


I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass

28 I traveled through time and it got wet in the Titanic
29 My dad ate it and got smarter

Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad

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30 I was kissing Jinx from Teen Titans and lipstick got all over it
31 I did the homework with invisible ink

Ggoooddd one

32 i was too busy watching Kpop music videos
33 My house was abducted by aliens and they took it as a human writing sample V 1 Comment
34 I didn't get any sleep last night
35 I left my homework on the ground, I was too high
36 My dog died V 1 Comment
37 I died V 1 Comment
38 My dad had a mental break down last night and cut my assignment into paper dolls V 1 Comment
39 I fought the Joker and then he fell on it!
40 The Ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
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1. I ate it
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