Top 10 Stupidest Fictional Guidebooks for Someone to Take SeriouslyFladevousEniker You were in the bookshop, nothing special right? BUT you just come across a satirical guidebook that is meant to be a joke as the cover says, you buy it and rush in to home and do whatever f*cked up things this book says
The Top Ten
1.Drink bleach in a FANCY way
2.Go to a black getto in a money suit
4.Make some WWE wrestler pissed off
5.You know it... - FladevousEniker
1.Be a corrupt fool
2.Allign yourself with the mafia
3.Ask some black thugs for some loan
4.Yep... - FladevousEniker
1.Imagine him as a canvas...
2.Do whatever you want to do and where's my well deserved money! You racist punk! - FladevousEniker
1.Plant a secret cam on the infidels room (NOTE:Cut it off if the infidels eat pork)
2.Burn them in the stake like the pigs they are!
3.Bomb the infidels "Infidels Camelmobile"
4.Beat those cartoonist that makes well designed Muhammed (may peace be upon him) fan art
5.Go eat pork you ISIS thugs! - FladevousEniker
1.Follow them behind and tell them how they should drink oil
2.Dress in a Viet Cong uniform in front of a Vietnam veteran
3.Sit on your grand father rusted chair and tell him he should buzz off
4.Kill yourself please... - FladevousEniker
1.Donate all your chickens to your local African neighbor
2.Give away your basketballs and melons to your equality fighters!
3.Join your local AK-47, pot smoking knights!
4.Hung a painting of Black Hitler or Robert Mugabe on your porch
5.Just wait for the social marxist to come and call it "diversity" - FladevousEniker
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1.Get a blunt
2.Get a lighter
4.Spread it by hugging somebody
5.Now you could smoke while you're dead! - FladevousEniker
1.Find some mens (Quantity over quality! )
2.each by one till you finish all of them
3.Throw your babies out of the window!
4.Just wait until the "Social Media Police" to post it on Facebook! - FladevousEniker
1.Create your radical group
2.Arouse the public by declaring free porn books to everyone!
3.Join the elections or plant a coup
4.Kill ze Jews
6.Wait until someone topples you - FladevousEniker
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