Top Ten Stupidest Kids ShowsEpicJake
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She asks you where stuff is right when it is behind her
She never lets you finish talking when she asks you what your favorite part of the trip was at the end. And even worse, if you say "I liked the part where we went to the mountain! ", and then Dora says she liked that too, then says the exact same thing.
Swiper no Swiping is just stupid and won't work in real life.
Everything has a face.
Her belly sticks out.
She is the meanest Children's show character ever. She yells at people and tells them what to do.
The songs are stupid.
The characters are horrible.
She is probably blind and deaf.
She doesn't know what the word "MAP" means.
Everything about this show is bad. Good thing it got cancelled at the beginning of this year.
She is blind and deaf. She is supposed to be the explorer but she asks the so called audience for help. - EpicJake
Why do people hate this shows when they are older these shows taught you things when you were younger it made you smarter
DORA IS STUIPED AND DUMB I WANT TO KILL DORAV 6 Comments
This show is dumb. Especially Rarity because its like she cares more about fashion than her friends. I especially hate the bronies. - EpicJake
I hate this show. I hate this show! I hate this SHOW! I HATE THIS SHOW! - cosmo
Whats with all the dislikes with jakes comment he's right and this show is overrated girly and stupid - simpsondude
This is some retarded show
I love mlp my fave is rarityV 39 Comments
No educational value, no learning how to deal with negative feelings and emotions, and refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. Whenever I hear "Yankee Doodle", I think of this show. I am so ashamed that I watched this when I was younger, and my dad wanted to scream his head off when he watched this with me. I can't believe I made him watch it with me. Barney is just way too happy, and everyone must be happy and problems should be solved right away! Permissive parenting is the perfect example of this, as kids don't have rules and aren't taught to handle their emotions, same as authoritarian parents. This show must be taken off the air!
I hate him. One day I watched him with a lady known as "Mother Goose", and I felt bad for the floor clock that got trampled by mice. MICE CAN DESTROY YOUR CLOCK YOU KNOW! If I was in that movie, I would get all of my friends and let my friends attack barney and his pals (except the kids), and me and some other kid would take the mice out of the clock and take the clock with us. Barney is also bad because he's childish, annoying, and creepy. Nursery rhymes are annoying as heck. Barney doesn't teach kids any lessons AT ALL. Also, the I love you song is SO REPETITIVE! It gives me a headache!
I hate you you hate me let's go outside and kill Barney with a slice in the arm and a punch in the face, no more stupid dinosaur - EpicJake
I hate you, you hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney. With the bang of a shotgun, Barney's on the floor. Dispose him in the dumpster.V 9 Comments
Too many jokes about tweaking and buttocks. This show is hated buy lots and lots of people. Why did Nickelodeon let this show exist. This show should get cancelled in 2015.
So the characters in this win bread? Uh, okay then... - Wolftail
This show used to be on, but thank God it's over. It was my true bane of existence.
WHY is this below MLP: FiM?V 10 Comments
Ok who the heck added this. It is MY list and I want it off. - EpicJake
I agree this show has zero meaning and even though it is supposed to be a comedy it is painfully unfunny and so boring you could use it to help you fall asleep. - Fabio-Fabulous-of-swag-town
You can't do that... Don't whine. this show has no meaning. other people have opinions and this is obviously theirs. if you don't want people adding these things then don't make these lists - Clayttles
No no no, why is this show this high - UnknownguyV 6 Comments
People are just voting on hated shows. The above 5 all teach you a new language, math, and Caillou teaches you about friendship.
This is nothing. - Serperior77
I have no words to say about this dumb show. Cancel it. - EpicJake
Literally ALL of the racist, controversial jokes start with kids watching this show. - ematree
Uhhh Does somebody what to explain to me why they had to turn this YouTube shot into a T.V. show? - MJfan119V 6 Comments
This does not teach kids about health and safety. - Connor360
This show is stupid. There always like NO ICE CREAM ITS AN EMERGENCY! Girly Milli, Smelly Geo and Stupid Bot need to be steeped on. I hate Team Stupidzoomi. - EpicJake
This show is full of stereotypes and the only major female character is obsessed with pink so yeah its sexist
Bot: Oh look! It's the umi alarm!
Kid: Help! My mom's car got a flat tire and I have to get to my soccer game!
Bot: We're on our way! Don't worry.
Kid: Thank you Team Umizoomi
*The team heads out and encounters a very unrealistic problem*
Millie: Oh no! There's a wall and we have to get over it! But how will we do that?
*Note that Bot has legs that can stretch to be really tall, but nope, he doesn't think of that.*
Gio: Let's make a ladder with my super shapes!
Me watching show: Why does this exist?
Its should be called Die Diego Die - EpicJake
The only good character is the jaguar. - RiverClanRocks
At it isn't dora - Unknownguy
This is my least favourite show ever. It is NO where near as good as the original teen titans episodes.
Guys... I used to like Teen Titans Go, but after the release of "Animals: It's Just A Word" caused me to stop watching it. And why? Raven dies, and she rules.
I'm glad to see some non haters of this show - Unknownguy
Those people that say Teen Titans Go sucks. The're just wrong.V 4 Comments
You know what I find funny? Whenever there's a worst kids shows list, Teletubbies is NEVER in first. Every time I see one, number one is always Barney or Dora. Teletubbies is way worse than those shows, it needs to be first for once.
How is Powerpuff Girls higher than Teletubbies? This show makes no sense and it is weird.
I remember out at age three when I first saw this show. Those freaky things have no boundaries! - Leafstar12
This is the stupidest T.V. show ever made. - LeRoiDesSapinsV 5 Comments
This show is about Farting & Butts, totally bad to watch.
Bobs Burgers is a good show but the same artist of that show had to make a disgusting show like this
Dear Cartoon Network, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Regards Money1208 - Money1208
This is on Nick,not Cartoon NetworkV 2 Comments
This show is a bad example for kids. He throws too many temper tantrums. So parents don't let your kids watch this. It will make your kids have tantrums. - EpicJake
Screechy voice actors, Terrible graphics, constant throwing tantrums and whining. Don't make your kids watch this or else they will start acting like a kindergartener
My brother is totally obsessed with this and why is he bald
Whiny brat with idiots for parents. How is this good for children?V 2 Comments
I don't really like the show but I don't hate it the only good character is Mr Gus he is powerful, smart, and better than pizza steve who said he invented elephants he doesn't even know biology mr Gus was right about them evolving after the extinction of dinosaurs
Uncle grandpa is so stupid the only likable character is pizza steve
It is so stupid!
Pizza Steve is the only character with a backstory and all the other characters are really annoyingV 1 Comment
The don't even know which is lighter red or pink. I'm now calling this show Stupid Guppies. - EpicJake
Whoever made this show has no idea what a guppy is... - WildDogGirl
There not even guppies!
Molly is so stupid, Gil is also stupid, Goby is acting silly, Deema is a obnoxious an dramatic beauty queen, Oona is a hentai girl, and Nonny always complains, except for the other characters. I hate this show! I hope it gets cancelled last year!V 1 Comment
Fighting crime trying to save the world - Hollybrewer
Liar this show is awesome take it off the list now!
Extreme Sexism Here...
I mean, why is there no Powerpuff Boys either?
The reboot should be here, not the original. - AnimeDrawerV 8 Comments
This show is creepy, its full of blood, pain, creepypastas and scary scenes
Misadventures of fap jack more like it
Creepiest show on CN. This show is not for kids on so many bases the joke are stupid,
The characters are ugly, the episodes are scary, I can go on forever about how bad this
Show is. Not to mention some episodes had some very innerproPriate jokes. - nintendofan126
This show is so annoying and the only good thing is the actors and actresses they chose.
This is a great show. I love it.
Why does Finn the human have such a badly drawn face?
Imagination is stupid, I will always hate almost everything about it
This is such a funny show, I love jake. Too bad it isn't on Cartoon Network anymore - Unknownguy
Stupid?!? It even has references to war and alzheimer! Anyway with regards to the characters...if marceline was real my heart would be the safest shelter for herV 1 Comment
It sucked alright, but at least it wasn't quite as bad as today's shows, they suck even more.
Why did Nickelodeon have to make this so called "show"? They lost their talent.
Lame ass purple thing with a lame ass blue thing with a giant nose. Nothing to see here
How is this lower than the following:
Regular Show (not my favorite show but I kinda like it, it's kinda cool)
Teletubbies (a great show for TODDLERS. You people are way too old to be complaining about a BABY SHOW. It's one of the better baby shows anyway)
Barney (same as Teletubbies)
Dora (also same)
Caillou (still same)
Team Umizoomi (again, same)
PAW Patrol (again)
Bubble Guppies (YET AGAIN! )
Curious George (YET AGAIN! )
Go Diego Go! (last of them, for now)
Adventure Time (same as Regular Show, although I like RS better)
Besides, none of these shows are as stupid as THIS! In fact, Nick had the choice between green-lighting this and Adventure Time and THIS is what they chose! SERIOUSLY!
Also, this show, after The Mighty B! in 2008, continued Nick's downfall which gave us the following shows in the following years:
Planet Sheen (2010)
Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011)
Fred: The Show (2012)
Marvin Marvin ...more
How on Earth is this piece of crap so low?
Adventures of a naked monkey. - EpicJake
Yeah, Curios George is a Classic!
Best kids show ever!
This show was clearly created by retards...
Cats are bad guys
Stupid easy missions
Unrealistic problems that seem very retarded
People laugh at the most unfunny jokes in the infinty
Dogs are good guys, cats are bad.
This show teaches children the importance of how cats are always pure evil or useless, teaches children to nothing, teaches children that dogs are pure good and will save the universe.
I HATE IT!
THIS SHOW DESERVES TO BE NUMBER 1!
On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate this show -6
Worst show ever! What the hay was Nickelodeon thinking? I so am with the haters. So, EpicJake, what do you think of PAW Patrol? On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate it?
Words cannot describe how stupid they are it's like
They are at the doctors... 5 seconds later and they sing a song about the doctors. What a bunch of ignoramuses - Cyclone97
Why isn't this stupid show higher I mean comeone it's so anoying I just wanna go in my T.V. screen and beat the crap out of them
#1, hands down (on this list); - xandermartin98
Worst show ever
Bad Animation and Ugly Characters... Canadian T.V. stinks.
Full of butt jokes and corny puns
I don't see anything bad...
This show is so dumb it should be number 2 along with sanjay and craig at number 1. This show makes dora the explorer look like Albert Einstein.
They are not monsters. Just fluffy balls.
Why do they look so fat?
This show scares me... - Leafstar12V 1 Comment
That's why Expend Dong exist - GenoKenneth
I like this show.
Unrelatable, stereotypical, and kind of mean show. The characters are overly sarcastic and mean to each other, and many of the people can't act that well.
I see where they were going for that wacky contrasting personalities under one roof scenario, but it ended up being far too rude, unrealistic, and so stereotypical. - keycha1n
I hate Emma because she is too girly and she is stupid. - EpicJake
This show is so bad I can't even describe it. Everything about it is bad
I actually like this show... - Leafstar12V 2 Comments
What A Boring Show!
This show is mediocre - Unknownguy
It is a show all ages shouldn't watch!
The character is FUUUGGLYYY
I have no words to say about this dumb show. - EpicJake
Acting is terrible, full of stereotypes, everyone is mean to each other, No plot or bio for this show, this show is clearly the worst in existence
This is a great show. I love it
It's a stupid show, the plot is boring (there's none) and unoriginal and it's too predictable and cheesy, so is the acting, if you love it, then you're mentally ill.
This was the best show on Nick Jr. Well Steve was good. - Connor360
Blues Clues got worse when joe replaced Steve as host and extra segment of show called blues room
At least it's better than Paw Patrol
It shows the 7 deadly sinsV 1 Comment
Remember, Gary Takes a Bath (Look, Doubloons (Soap bars), don't drop them (a don't drop the soap reference), To Love a Patty (SpongeBob kills creatures) amd One Coarse Meal (Plankton attempts suicide over whales). )
Modern SpongeBob sucks, but classic SpongeBob is awesome. - TopTenHaters
This show is the dumbest of the dumb. What's the meaning behind the episodes. It's so weird and so are the charecters.
I just have one question... WHY IS THIS HIGHER THEN SESAME STREET?!?!?V 1 Comment
No liars this show is awesome!
I'm voting this higher - EpicJake
This is NOT a show, it's a YouTube channel. Besides, the channel does NOT suck! Whoever put this on the list dies
Never seen it but the kids look cute.
Why do people diss this show. Its different I mean how many cartoon and anime (for a Weeaboo who says "Anime is not a cartoon") kids have ever aged yet?
Humanity lost it's touch by making this crap, nobody wants to watch this crap.V 1 Comment
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