Top Ten Stupidest Kids ShowsEpicJake
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She asks you where stuff is right when it is behind her
She never lets you finish talking when she asks you what your favorite part of the trip was at the end. And even worse, if you say "I liked the part where we went to the mountain! ", and then Dora says she liked that too, then says the exact same thing.
Swiper no Swiping is just stupid and won't work in real life.
Everything has a face.
Her belly sticks out.
She is the meanest Children's show character ever. She yells at people and tells them what to do.
The songs are stupid.
The characters are horrible.
She is probably blind and deaf.
She doesn't know what the word "MAP" means.
Everything about this show is bad. Good thing it got cancelled at the beginning of this year.
Technically if Dora would just share with Swiper they wouldn't have a problem.
She is blind and deaf. She is supposed to be the explorer but she asks the so called audience for help. - EpicJake
Why do people hate this shows when they are older these shows taught you things when you were younger it made you smarterV 6 Comments
This show is dumb. Especially Rarity because its like she cares more about fashion than her friends. I especially hate the bronies. - EpicJake
I hate this show. I hate this show! I hate this SHOW! I HATE THIS SHOW! - cosmo
Whats with all the dislikes with jakes comment he's right and this show is overrated girly and stupid - simpsondude
This is some retarded show
My Little Pony is Extremely Sexist.
(It's overcrowded with lame Stereotypical Females. I counted only 3 known male ponies there and I am mad that these Idiot Bronies did not even spot that.)
If Ponies is a so called not Girly show, then why are there so many Idiot Sandwich Girls to begin with?
I hate barney because he's stupid.
No educational value, no learning how to deal with negative feelings and emotions, and refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. Whenever I hear "Yankee Doodle", I think of this show. I am so ashamed that I watched this when I was younger, and my dad wanted to scream his head off when he watched this with me. I can't believe I made him watch it with me. Barney is just way too happy, and everyone must be happy and problems should be solved right away! Permissive parenting is the perfect example of this, as kids don't have rules and aren't taught to handle their emotions, same as authoritarian parents. This show must be taken off the air!
I hate him. One day I watched him with a lady known as "Mother Goose", and I felt bad for the floor clock that got trampled by mice. MICE CAN DESTROY YOUR CLOCK YOU KNOW! If I was in that movie, I would get all of my friends and let my friends attack barney and his pals (except the kids), and me and some other kid would take the mice out of the clock and take the clock with us. Barney is also bad because he's childish, annoying, and creepy. Nursery rhymes are annoying as heck. Barney doesn't teach kids any lessons AT ALL. Also, the I love you song is SO REPETITIVE! It gives me a headache!
I hate you you hate me let's go outside and kill Barney with a slice in the arm and a punch in the face, no more stupid dinosaur - EpicJakeV 10 Comments
Ok who the heck added this. It is MY list and I want it off. - EpicJake
I agree this show has zero meaning and even though it is supposed to be a comedy it is painfully unfunny and so boring you could use it to help you fall asleep. - Fabio-Fabulous-of-swag-town
You can't do that... Don't whine. this show has no meaning. other people have opinions and this is obviously theirs. if you don't want people adding these things then don't make these lists - Clayttles
This show is sexist because there are no major female characters and its racist because there are no major dark skinned charactersV 6 Comments
Too many jokes about tweaking and buttocks. This show is hated buy lots and lots of people. Why did Nickelodeon let this show exist. This show should get cancelled in 2015.
So the characters in this win bread? Uh, okay then... - Wolftail
2 ducks who deliver bread. What could possibly go wrong? ( dies of exhaustion after watching Love Loaf) - Pony
This show used to be on, but thank God it's over. It was my true bane of existence.V 10 Comments
This show is about Farting & Butts, totally bad to watch.
Bobs Burgers is a good show but the same artist of that show had to make a disgusting show like this
Dear Cartoon Network, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Regards Money1208 - Money1208
Why Bob's Burgers Art Designer Why?!V 2 Comments
ButthurtJake, that one is not that bad, worse is Rick and Morty.
Its should be called Die Diego Die - EpicJake
The only good character is the jaguar. - RiverClanRocks
At it isn't dora - UnknownguyV 1 Comment
Bot=the Android mascot
This does not teach kids about health and safety. - Connor360
This show is stupid. There always like NO ICE CREAM ITS AN EMERGENCY! Girly Milli, Smelly Geo and Stupid Bot need to be steeped on. I hate Team Stupidzoomi. - EpicJake
This show is full of stereotypes and the only major female character is obsessed with pink so yeah its sexistV 13 Comments
Most baby shows are stupid, but THIS show makes the KIDS stupid TOO! THIS NEEDS TO BE #1, OR AT LEAST IN THE TOP 10!
This show is a bad example for kids. He throws too many temper tantrums. So parents don't let your kids watch this. It will make your kids have tantrums. - EpicJake
Screechy voice actors, Terrible graphics, constant throwing tantrums and whining. Don't make your kids watch this or else they will start acting like a kindergartener
My brother is totally obsessed with this and why is he baldV 3 Comments
Those people that say Teen Titans Go sucks. The're just wrong.
This is my least favourite show ever. It is NO where near as good as the original teen titans episodes.
Guys... I used to like Teen Titans Go, but after the release of "Animals: It's Just A Word" caused me to stop watching it. And why? Raven dies, and she rules.
I'm glad to see some non haters of this show - UnknownguyV 3 Comments
People are just voting on hated shows. The above 5 all teach you a new language, math, and Caillou teaches you about friendship.
This is nothing. - Serperior77
I have no words to say about this dumb show. Cancel it. - EpicJake
Literally ALL of the racist, controversial jokes start with kids watching this show. - ematree
These are shows on kids' channels we're talking about.V 7 Comments
Why did Nickelodeon have to make this so called "show"? They lost their talent.
Whoever made this show has no idea what a guppy is... - WildDogGirl
The don't even know which is lighter red or pink. I'm now calling this show Stupid Guppies. - EpicJake
There not even guppies!
Molly is so stupid, Gil is also stupid, Goby is acting silly, Deema is a obnoxious an dramatic beauty queen, Oona is a hentai girl, and Nonny always complains, except for the other characters. I hate this show! I hope it gets cancelled last year!V 1 Comment
I don't really like the show but I don't hate it the only good character is Mr Gus he is powerful, smart, and better than pizza steve who said he invented elephants he doesn't even know biology mr Gus was right about them evolving after the extinction of dinosaurs
Uncle grandpa is so stupid the only likable character is pizza steve
It is so stupid!
This the most stupidest Cartoon Network shows ever. - Discord1V 1 Comment
It sucked alright, but at least it wasn't quite as bad as today's shows, they suck even more.
How is this lower than the following:
Regular Show (not my favorite show but I kinda like it, it's kinda cool)
Teletubbies (a great show for TODDLERS. You people are way too old to be complaining about a BABY SHOW. It's one of the better baby shows anyway)
Barney (same as Teletubbies)
Dora (also same)
Caillou (still same)
Team Umizoomi (again, same)
PAW Patrol (again)
Bubble Guppies (YET AGAIN! )
Curious George (YET AGAIN! )
Go Diego Go! (last of them, for now)
Adventure Time (same as Regular Show, although I like RS better)
Besides, none of these shows are as stupid as THIS! In fact, Nick had the choice between green-lighting this and Adventure Time and THIS is what they chose! SERIOUSLY!
Also, this show, after The Mighty B! in 2008, continued Nick's downfall which gave us the following shows in the following years:
Planet Sheen (2010)
Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011)
Fred: The Show (2012)
Marvin Marvin ...more
How on Earth is this piece of crap so low?
is so good
I remember out at age three when I first saw this show. Those freaky things have no boundaries! - Leafstar12
You know what I find funny? Whenever there's a worst kids shows list, Teletubbies is NEVER in first. Every time I see one, number one is always Barney or Dora. Teletubbies is way worse than those shows, it needs to be first for once.
How is Powerpuff Girls higher than Teletubbies? This show makes no sense and it is weird.V 5 Comments
This show is creepy, its full of blood, pain, creepypastas and scary scenes
Misadventures of fap jack more like it
Creepiest show on CN. This show is not for kids on so many bases the joke are stupid,
The characters are ugly, the episodes are scary, I can go on forever about how bad this
Show is. Not to mention some episodes had some very innerproPriate jokes. - nintendofan126
This show is so annoying and the only good thing is the actors and actresses they chose.
This is a great show. I love it.
Humanity lost it's touch by making this crap, nobody wants to watch this crap.
It should be called ''StupidnessTV''
Fighting crime trying to save the world - Hollybrewer
Liar this show is awesome take it off the list now!
Extreme Sexism Here...
I mean, why is there no Powerpuff Boys either?
This is not stupid, who put this? This show is awesome.V 8 Comments
Lame ass purple thing with a lame ass blue thing with a giant nose. Nothing to see here
Ripoff of The Incredibles
Adventures of a naked monkey. - EpicJake
Yeah, Curios George is a Classic!
Best kids show ever!
Why does Finn the human have such a badly drawn face?
Imagination is stupid, I will always hate almost everything about it
This is such a funny show, I love jake. Too bad it isn't on Cartoon Network anymore - Unknownguy
Dude who said imagination is stupid you areV 1 Comment
This show was clearly created by retards...
Cats are bad guys
Stupid easy missions
Unrealistic problems that seem very retarded
People laugh at the most unfunny jokes in the infinty
Dogs are good guys, cats are bad.
This show teaches children the importance of how cats are always pure evil or useless, teaches children to nothing, teaches children that dogs are pure good and will save the universe.
I HATE IT!
THIS SHOW DESERVES TO BE NUMBER 1!
On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate this show -6
Worst show ever! What the hay was Nickelodeon thinking? I so am with the haters. So, EpicJake, what do you think of PAW Patrol? On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate it?
Nick Cannon you cool and all but I can't back you up here.
Why isn't this stupid show higher I mean comeone it's so anoying I just wanna go in my T.V. screen and beat the crap out of them
Words cannot describe how stupid they are it's like
They are at the doctors... 5 seconds later and they sing a song about the doctors. What a bunch of ignoramuses - Cyclone97
#1, hands down (on this list); - xandermartin98
Worst show ever
Bad Animation and Ugly Characters... Canadian T.V. stinks.
Full of butt jokes and corny puns
I don't see anything bad...
This show scares me... - Leafstar12
They are not monsters. Just fluffy balls.
This show is so dumb it should be number 2 along with sanjay and craig at number 1. This show makes dora the explorer look like Albert Einstein.
Why do they look so fat?V 1 Comment
I like this show.
That's why Expend Dong exist - GenoKenneth
I actually like this show... - Leafstar12
Unrelatable, stereotypical, and kind of mean show. The characters are overly sarcastic and mean to each other, and many of the people can't act that well.
I see where they were going for that wacky contrasting personalities under one roof scenario, but it ended up being far too rude, unrealistic, and so stereotypical. - keycha1n
I hate Emma because she is too girly and she is stupid. - EpicJake
This show is so bad I can't even describe it. Everything about it is badV 2 Comments
What A Boring Show!
This show is mediocre - Unknownguy
It is a show all ages shouldn't watch!
The character is FUUUGGLYYY
I have no words to say about this dumb show. - EpicJake
Acting is terrible, full of stereotypes, everyone is mean to each other, No plot or bio for this show, this show is clearly the worst in existence
This is a great show. I love it
It's a stupid show, the plot is boring (there's none) and unoriginal and it's too predictable and cheesy, so is the acting, if you love it, then you're mentally ill.
This was the best show on Nick Jr. Well Steve was good. - Connor360
Blues Clues got worse when joe replaced Steve as host and extra segment of show called blues room
At least it's better than Paw Patrol
Steve is clueless. He doesn't even know zero plus zero. - EpicJake
No wonder your comments got many minuses. Because your comments sometimes get offensive. - Finn-Mordecai-GumballV 1 Comment
Remember, Gary Takes a Bath (Look, Doubloons (Soap bars), don't drop them (a don't drop the soap reference), To Love a Patty (SpongeBob kills creatures) amd One Coarse Meal (Plankton attempts suicide over whales). )
This show is the dumbest of the dumb. What's the meaning behind the episodes. It's so weird and so are the charecters.
I just have one question... WHY IS THIS HIGHER THEN SESAME STREET?!?!?
Who put this here goes to HELL! >:(
No liars this show is awesome!
I'm voting this higher - EpicJake
This is NOT a show, it's a YouTube channel. Besides, the channel does NOT suck! Whoever put this on the list dies
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