Top Ten Stupidest Kids Shows

EpicJake

The Top Ten

1 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

She asks you where stuff is right when it is behind her
She never lets you finish talking when she asks you what your favorite part of the trip was at the end. And even worse, if you say "I liked the part where we went to the mountain! ", and then Dora says she liked that too, then says the exact same thing.
Swiper no Swiping is just stupid and won't work in real life.
Everything has a face.
Her belly sticks out.
She is the meanest Children's show character ever. She yells at people and tells them what to do.
The songs are stupid.
The characters are horrible.
She is probably blind and deaf.
She doesn't know what the word "MAP" means.
Everything about this show is bad. Good thing it got cancelled at the beginning of this year.

She is blind and deaf. She is supposed to be the explorer but she asks the so called audience for help. - EpicJake

Why do people hate this shows when they are older these shows taught you things when you were younger it made you smarter

Isn't Dora's mom worried that Dora's almost never home, and all her friends are animals?

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2 Barney and Friends Barney and Friends Barney & Friends is an American children's television series aimed at children from ages 1 to 8, created by Sheryl Leach and produced by HIT Entertainment. It premiered on PBS on April 6, 1992. The series features the title character Barney, a purple anthropomorphic tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational ...read more.

I hate him. One day I watched him with a lady known as "Mother Goose", and I felt bad for the floor clock that got trampled by mice. MICE CAN DESTROY YOUR CLOCK YOU KNOW! If I was in that movie, I would get all of my friends and let my friends attack barney and his pals (except the kids), and me and some other kid would take the mice out of the clock and take the clock with us. Barney is also bad because he's childish, annoying, and creepy. Nursery rhymes are annoying as heck. Barney doesn't teach kids any lessons AT ALL. Also, the I love you song is SO REPETITIVE! It gives me a headache!

I hate you you hate me let's go outside and kill Barney with a slice in the arm and a punch in the face, no more stupid dinosaur - EpicJake

This is the worst show ever. You can tell because the ratings are 3.5/10 stupid right. This show is bad because in one episode Barney said the F word. Also they have a stupid movie called Barney's great adventure that has the rating 2.8/10. Plus Barney is creepy because his mouth only moves sometimes and he doesn't blink. This show was cancelled in 2010 because the person who played Barney was smoking weed and doing other drugs. If this show didn't get cancelled I would go insane.

I hate you, you hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney. With the bang of a shotgun, Barney's on the floor. Dispose him in the dumpster. - BlazinWraith

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3 My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic

This show is dumb. Especially Rarity because its like she cares more about fashion than her friends. I especially hate the bronies. - EpicJake

I hate this show. I hate this show! I hate this SHOW! I HATE THIS SHOW! - cosmo

Whats with all the dislikes with jakes comment he's right and this show is overrated girly and stupid - simpsondude

This is some retarded show

Girly, sexist, this show deserves to be 1#. what the hell was the creator thinking

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4 Breadwinners Breadwinners Breadwinners is a 2014 animated comedy television series produced by Nickelodeon. It is about the adventures of SwaySway and Buhdeuce, two ducks who drive in a rocket van delivering bread to their customers.

Too many jokes about tweaking and buttocks. This show is hated buy lots and lots of people. Why did Nickelodeon let this show exist. This show should get cancelled in 2015.

So the characters in this win bread? Uh, okay then... - Wolftail

This show used to be on, but thank God it's over. It was my true bane of existence.

WHY is this below MLP: FiM?

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5 Go Diego Go Go Diego Go Go, Diego, Go! is an American animated educational interactive children's television program that originally aired on the Nickelodeon children's cable network in the United States and produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studio .

Its should be called Die Diego Die - EpicJake

The only good character is the jaguar. - RiverClanRocks

At it isn't dora - Unknownguy

Poor animals.

6 Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi is an American computer-animated musical children's television series with an emphasis on preschool mathematical concepts, such as counting, sequences, shapes, patterns, measurements, and comparisons.

This does not teach kids about health and safety. - Connor360

This show is stupid. There always like NO ICE CREAM ITS AN EMERGENCY! Girly Milli, Smelly Geo and Stupid Bot need to be steeped on. I hate Team Stupidzoomi. - EpicJake

This show is full of stereotypes and the only major female character is obsessed with pink so yeah its sexist

Bot: Oh look! It's the umi alarm!
Kid: Help! My mom's car got a flat tire and I have to get to my soccer game!
Bot: We're on our way! Don't worry.
Kid: Thank you Team Umizoomi
*The team heads out and encounters a very unrealistic problem*
Millie: Oh no! There's a wall and we have to get over it! But how will we do that?
*Note that Bot has legs that can stretch to be really tall, but nope, he doesn't think of that.*
Gio: Let's make a ladder with my super shapes!
Me watching show: Why does this exist?

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7 Annoying Orange

People are just voting on hated shows. The above 5 all teach you a new language, math, and Caillou teaches you about friendship.

This is nothing. - Serperior77

I have no words to say about this dumb show. Cancel it. - EpicJake

Literally ALL of the racist, controversial jokes start with kids watching this show. - ematree

Uhhh Does somebody what to explain to me why they had to turn this YouTube shot into a T.V. show? - MJfan119

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8 Uncle Grandpa Uncle Grandpa Uncle Grandpa is an American animated television series created by Peter Browngardt for Cartoon Network that premiered on the network on September 2, 2013. The series is based on Browngardt's animated short of the same name from The Cartoonstitute.

I don't really like the show but I don't hate it the only good character is Mr Gus he is powerful, smart, and better than pizza steve who said he invented elephants he doesn't even know biology mr Gus was right about them evolving after the extinction of dinosaurs

Uncle grandpa is so stupid the only likable character is pizza steve

It is so stupid!

Pizza Steve is the only character with a backstory and all the other characters are really annoying

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9 Caillou Caillou Caillou is a Canadian educational children's television series that was first shown on Télétoon and Teletoon, with its first episode airing on the former channel on September 15, 1997; the show later moved to Treehouse TV, with its final episode being shown on that channel on October 3, 2010. The ...read more.

This show is a bad example for kids. He throws too many temper tantrums. So parents don't let your kids watch this. It will make your kids have tantrums. - EpicJake

Screechy voice actors, Terrible graphics, constant throwing tantrums and whining. Don't make your kids watch this or else they will start acting like a kindergartener

My brother is totally obsessed with this and why is he bald

Whiny brat with idiots for parents. How is this good for children?

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10 Sanjay and Craig Sanjay and Craig Sanjay and Craig is an American animated television series produced by Nickelodeon. The show is about a 12-year-old boy named Sanjay Patel who owns a talking pet snake named Craig.

This show is about Farting & Butts, totally bad to watch.

Bobs Burgers is a good show but the same artist of that show had to make a disgusting show like this

Dear Cartoon Network, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Regards Money1208 - Money1208

This is on Nick,not Cartoon Network

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The Contenders

11 Teletubbies Teletubbies Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes .

You know what I find funny? Whenever there's a worst kids shows list, Teletubbies is NEVER in first. Every time I see one, number one is always Barney or Dora. Teletubbies is way worse than those shows, it needs to be first for once.

How is Powerpuff Girls higher than Teletubbies? This show makes no sense and it is weird.

I feel bad for the people wearing the costumes

What! They are creepy - Unknownguy

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12 Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show is an American animated television series created by J. G. Quintel for Cartoon Network that premiered on September 6, 2010. The series revolves around the lives of two friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a raccoon named Rigby—both employed as groundskeepers at a local park.

Ok who the heck added this. It is MY list and I want it off. - EpicJake

I agree this show has zero meaning and even though it is supposed to be a comedy it is painfully unfunny and so boring you could use it to help you fall asleep. - Fabio-Fabulous-of-swag-town

You can't do that... Don't whine. this show has no meaning. other people have opinions and this is obviously theirs. if you don't want people adding these things then don't make these lists - Clayttles

No no no, why is this show this high - Unknownguy

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13 Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! 'Teen Titans Go!' is an American animated television series produced by Cartoon Network. The show follows a superhero group called the Teen Titans, and shows what happens when they go home and have silly adventures. This show is Cartoon Network's revival of the popular 2003-2006 American animated television ...read more.

This is my least favourite show ever. It is NO where near as good as the original teen titans episodes.

Guys... I used to like Teen Titans Go, but after the release of "Animals: It's Just A Word" caused me to stop watching it. And why? Raven dies, and she rules.

I'm glad to see some non haters of this show - Unknownguy

TEEN TITANS GO!

Eren Jaeger: (turns into a titan and pounds them to shreds)

Mikasa/Armin: TITANS GO!

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14 Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies

The don't even know which is lighter red or pink. I'm now calling this show Stupid Guppies. - EpicJake

Whoever made this show has no idea what a guppy is... - WildDogGirl

There not even guppies!

Molly is so stupid, Gil is also stupid, Goby is acting silly, Deema is a obnoxious an dramatic beauty queen, Oona is a hentai girl, and Nonny always complains, except for the other characters. I hate this show! I hope it gets cancelled last year!

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15 The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls is an American animated television series created by animator Craig McCracken for Cartoon Network. The main characters of this show are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The show is about the Professor Utonium creating three little superhero girls that save the day from villains. ...read more.

Fighting crime trying to save the world - Hollybrewer

Liar this show is awesome take it off the list now!

Extreme Sexism Here...

I mean, why is there no Powerpuff Boys either?

The reboot should be here, not the original. - AnimeDrawer

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16 Misadventures of Flap Jack

This show is creepy, its full of blood, pain, creepypastas and scary scenes

Creepiest show on CN. This show is not for kids on so many bases the joke are stupid,
The characters are ugly, the episodes are scary, I can go on forever about how bad this
Show is. Not to mention some episodes had some very innerproPriate jokes. - nintendofan126

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17 Shake It Up Shake It Up Shake It Up (sometimes stylized as Shake It Up!) is an American sitcom that originally aired on Disney Channel in the United States from November 7, 2010 to November 10, 2013. Created by Chris Thompson and starring Bella Thorne and Zendaya, the show follows the adventures of CeCe Jones (Bella Thorne) ...read more.

This show is so annoying and the only good thing is the actors and actresses they chose.

This is a great show. I love it.

18 Marvin Marvin Marvin Marvin Marvin Marvin is an American science fiction slapstick comedy television series that aired from November 24, 2012 to April 27, 2013. The series stars Lucas Cruikshank as the title character Marvin Marvin, an alien teenage boy adjusting to human life.

Why did Nickelodeon have to make this so called "show"? They lost their talent.

19 Chowder Chowder Chowder is an American animated television series created by C.H. Greenblatt for Cartoon Network. The series follows an aspiring young child named Chowder and his day-to-day adventures as an apprentice in Chef Mung Daal's catering company.

Lame ass purple thing with a lame ass blue thing with a giant nose. Nothing to see here

20 The Thundermans The Thundermans The Thundermans is an American tween sitcom created by Jed Springarn. The show first aired in 2013 and is still running as of 2016. This show is about a family of superheroes who have adjusted to living a normal suburban life. On July 27, 2017, Nickelodeon released a statement to J-14, stating that ...read more.

Ripoff of The Incredibles

21 Adventure Time Adventure Time Adventure Time is an American animated television series created by Pendleton Ward for Cartoon Network. The series follows the adventures of a boy named Finn (voiced by Jeremy Shada) and his best friend and adoptive brother Jake (voiced by John DiMaggio)—a dog with the magical power to change shape ...read more.

Why does Finn the human have such a badly drawn face?

Imagination is stupid, I will always hate almost everything about it

This is such a funny show, I love jake. Too bad it isn't on Cartoon Network anymore - Unknownguy

Stupid?!? It even has references to war and alzheimer! Anyway with regards to the characters...if marceline was real my heart would be the safest shelter for her

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22 Curious George Curious George Curious George is an American animated television series based on the children's book series of the same name which features Jeff Bennett as the voice of The Man with the Yellow Hat.

Adventures of a naked monkey. - EpicJake

Yeah, Curios George is a Classic!

Best kids show ever!

23 The Haunted Hathaways The Haunted Hathaways The Haunted Hathaways is a Nickelodeon sitcom television series that began airing on July 13, 2013 and ended on March 5, 2015. It tells the story of a single mother and her two daughters who move into a home occupied by three ghosts, a single father and his two sons.
24 Henry Danger Henry Danger Henry Danger is an American superhero sitcom television series airing on Nickelodeon. The series was created by Dan Schneider and Dana Olsen. The series revolves around a 13-year-old boy who becomes the sidekick of a local superhero. On March 2, 2017, Nickelodeon announced that a new animated series, ...read more.
25 The Wiggles The Wiggles The Wiggles are an Australian children's music group formed in Sydney, New South Wales, in 1991. The current members of the group are Anthony Field, Lachlan Gillespie, Simon Pryce, and Emma Watkins.

Words cannot describe how stupid they are it's like
They are at the doctors... 5 seconds later and they sing a song about the doctors. What a bunch of ignoramuses - Cyclone97

26 Bella and the Bulldogs Bella and the Bulldogs Bella and the Bulldogs revolves around Bella Dawson, a Middle School cheerleader who becomes quarterback for her football team . The series premiered on January 17, 2015 on Nickelodeon and is still running at time of publication .
27 Johnny Test Johnny Test Johnny Test is an American-Canadian animated television series produced by Warner Bros. Animation, for the first season, and Cookie Jar, for the remainder of the series.

CANCER

28 Clarence Clarence Clarence is an American animated television series created by Skyler Page for Cartoon Network. The series revolves around a young boy named Clarence and his two best friends Jeff and Sumo. Page, a former storyboard artist for Adventure Time and revisionist for Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, developed ...read more.

What A Boring Show!

This show is mediocre - Unknownguy

It is a show all ages shouldn't watch!

The character is FUUUGGLYYY

29 Arthur Arthur Arthur is a Canadian/American animated educational television series for children, created by Cookie Jar Group and WGBH for PBS.

No liars this show is awesome!

I'm voting this higher - EpicJake

30 PAW Patrol PAW Patrol PAW Patrol is an Canadian animated television series created by Keith Chapman. It is produced by Spin Master Entertainment with animation provided by Guru Studio. In Canada, the series is primarily broadcast on TVOKids, which first ran previews of the show in August 2013. The series first aired on Nickelodeon ...read more.

On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate this show -6

Worst show ever! What the hay was Nickelodeon thinking? I so am with the haters. So, EpicJake, what do you think of PAW Patrol? On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate it?

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32 SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. SpongeBob is currently the most popular show on Nickelodeon, as well as the longest running show, running for 18 years, and is beginning its 11th season. The show ...read more.

Remember, Gary Takes a Bath (Look, Doubloons (Soap bars), don't drop them (a don't drop the soap reference), To Love a Patty (SpongeBob kills creatures) amd One Coarse Meal (Plankton attempts suicide over whales). )

Modern SpongeBob sucks, but classic SpongeBob is awesome. - TopTenHaters

This show is the dumbest of the dumb. What's the meaning behind the episodes. It's so weird and so are the charecters.

I just have one question... WHY IS THIS HIGHER THEN SESAME STREET?!?!?

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33 Mega Babies Mega Babies Mega Babies is a Canadian animated series created by the Tremblay brothers, Christian and Yvon, who previously had made the H-B's show SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron.

#1, hands down (on this list); - xandermartin98

Worst show ever

Agreed.
Bad Animation and Ugly Characters... Canadian T.V. stinks.

34 Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

You can hate any show you want but you can't HATE WOW WOW WUBBZY GO KILL YOURSELF THIS SHOW IS AWESOME

35 Fred: The Show Fred: The Show Fred: The Show is an American television series, created by Lucas Cruikshank that originally aired on Nickelodeon, in the United States from January 16 to August 3, 2012. It was cancelled after the first season due to low scores.

It sucked alright, but at least it wasn't quite as bad as today's shows, they suck even more.

36 Boohbah Boohbah Boohbah is a British children's television programme created by Anne Wood. It premiered on 14 April 2003 on ITV in the United Kingdom, followed by its Nick Jr.

This show is so dumb it should be number 2 along with sanjay and craig at number 1. This show makes dora the explorer look like Albert Einstein.

They are not monsters. Just fluffy balls.

Why do they look so fat?

The Boohbahs look so creepy I would scream if I woke up and saw an overweight, colourful, big eyed, monster staring at me making strange noises

37 Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong Country is a Canadian/French computer-animated television series. It is based on the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong as portrayed in the Donkey Kong Country video game series by Nintendo and Rare.

That's why Expend Dong exist - GenoKenneth

I like this show.

38 AwesomenessTV AwesomenessTV

Humanity lost it's touch by making this crap, nobody wants to watch this crap.

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39 I Didn't Do It I Didn't Do It

I have no words to say about this dumb show. - EpicJake

Acting is terrible, full of stereotypes, everyone is mean to each other, No plot or bio for this show, this show is clearly the worst in existence

This is a great show. I love it

It's a stupid show, the plot is boring (there's none) and unoriginal and it's too predictable and cheesy, so is the acting, if you love it, then you're mentally ill.

40 Blue's Clues Blue's Clues Blue's Clues is an American children's television series that premiered on Nickelodeon in 1996. Producers Angela Santomero, Todd Kessler, and Traci Paige Johnson combined concepts from child development and early-childhood education with innovative animation and production techniques that helped their ...read more.

This was the best show on Nick Jr. Well Steve was good. - Connor360

Blues Clues got worse when joe replaced Steve as host and extra segment of show called blues room

At least it's better than Paw Patrol

It shows the 7 deadly sins

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41 Bob the Builder Bob the Builder Bob the Builder is a British children's animated television show created by Keith Chapman. In the original series, Bob appears in a stop motion animated programme as a building contractor, specialising in masonry, along with his colleague Wendy, various neighbours and friends, and their gang of anthropomorphised ...read more.

Only a cartoon building with stupid talking vehicles. It's so so dumb!

Just talking about this show makes me sick.

42 The Amoeba Sisters

This is NOT a show, it's a YouTube channel. Besides, the channel does NOT suck! Whoever put this on the list dies

43 Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat is an American teen sitcom that originally aired from June 8, 2013, to July 17, 2014, on Nickelodeon. It is a crossover spin-off/sequel of both iCarly and Victorious.
44 The Naked Brothers Band The Naked Brothers Band The Naked Brothers Band is an American children's television series created by Polly Draper for Nickelodeon.

Never seen it but the kids look cute.

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46 All Grown Up

Why do people diss this show. Its different I mean how many cartoon and anime (for a Weeaboo who says "Anime is not a cartoon") kids have ever aged yet?

47 Incredible Crew Incredible Crew Incredible Crew is an American sketch comedy television series, created by Nick Cannon for Cartoon Network.

Nick Cannon you cool and all but I can't back you up here.

48 Jessie Jessie Jessie is an American sitcom that originally aired on Disney Channel from September 30, 2011 to October 16, 2015. The series was created and executive produced by Pamela Eells O'Connell and stars Debby Ryan as Jessie Prescott, a small town Texas girl who moves to New York City to try to become an actress, ...read more.

Unrelatable, stereotypical, and kind of mean show. The characters are overly sarcastic and mean to each other, and many of the people can't act that well.

I see where they were going for that wacky contrasting personalities under one roof scenario, but it ended up being far too rude, unrealistic, and so stereotypical. - keycha1n

I hate Emma because she is too girly and she is stupid. - EpicJake

This show is so bad I can't even describe it. Everything about it is bad

Why, why, just why...

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49 Sesame Street Sesame Street Sesame Street is a long-running American children's television series, produced by Sesame Workshop and created by Joan Ganz Cooney and Lloyd Morrisett.

Elmo ruined this show. Remember when Sesame Street had cool characters like Ollie and Big Bird? Well its all about Elmo now! That red little idiot needs to go away!

My mom banned me from watching this show because it is stupid and I hugely appreciate her for that.

Elmo ruined this show. It's all about Elmo now, Elmo always has and always will SUCK!

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