Top Ten Stupidest Kids Shows
No educational value, no learning how to deal with negative feelings and emotions, and refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. Whenever I hear "Yankee Doodle", I think of this show. I am so ashamed that I watched this when I was younger, and my dad wanted to scream his head off when he watched this with me. I can't believe I made him watch it with me. Barney is just way too happy, and everyone must be happy and problems should be solved right away! Permissive parenting is the perfect example of this, as kids don't have rules and aren't taught to handle their emotions, same as authoritarian parents. This show must be taken off the air!
I hate him. One day I watched him with a lady known as "Mother Goose", and I felt bad for the floor clock that got trampled by mice. MICE CAN DESTROY YOUR CLOCK YOU KNOW! If I was in that movie, I would get all of my friends and let my friends attack barney and his pals (except the kids), and me and some other kid would take the mice out of the clock and take the clock with us. Barney is also bad because he's childish, annoying, and creepy. Nursery rhymes are annoying as heck. Barney doesn't teach kids any lessons AT ALL. Also, the I love you song is SO REPETITIVE! It gives me a headache!
This is the worst show ever. You can tell because the ratings are 3.5/10 stupid right. This show is bad because in one episode Barney said the F word. Also they have a stupid movie called Barney's great adventure that has the rating 2.8/10. Plus Barney is creepy because his mouth only moves sometimes and he doesn't blink. This show was cancelled in 2010 because the person who played Barney was smoking weed and doing other drugs. If this show didn't get cancelled I would go insane.
I hate you you hate me let's go outside and kill Barney with a slice in the arm and a punch in the face, no more stupid dinosaur
I agree this show has zero meaning and even though it is supposed to be a comedy it is painfully unfunny and so boring you could use it to help you fall asleep.
You can't do that... Don't whine. this show has no meaning. other people have opinions and this is obviously theirs. if you don't want people adding these things then don't make these lists
This show is sexist because there are no major female characters and its racist because there are no major dark skinned characters
It is one of my favorite shows, get this off EpicJake didn't want it, it may be RockStarr
If I was the king of the world, I would ban this show in all countries and I would send anyone to jail if they actually liked this disgusting show. All it is are 2 hideous ducks twerking and making bread puns.
Too many jokes about tweaking and buttocks. This show is hated buy lots and lots of people. Why did Nickelodeon let this show exist. This show should get cancelled in 2015.
Ummm are they sure it's OK to make twerking jokes/ show twerking in a kids show? and they also have way too many fart, poop/pee,and barf, jokes as well, they don't even look like ducks at all (sorry in advance) they look like boogers(or green grapes) with, hair, arms/legs, and with cloths and shoes on.
This show has NO PLOT, RETARDED CHARACTERS, TERRIBLE PUNS, AND WORST OF ALL, ALL OF THE SO CALLED "COMEDY" RELIES ON FART/POOP/BUTT/PEE/BARF JOKES! IT IS A MONSTROSITY!
She asks you where stuff is right when it is behind her
She never lets you finish talking when she asks you what your favorite part of the trip was at the end. And even worse, if you say "I liked the part where we went to the mountain! ", and then Dora says she liked that too, then says the exact same thing.
Swiper no Swiping is just stupid and won't work in real life.
Everything has a face.
Her belly sticks out.
She is the meanest Children's show character ever. She yells at people and tells them what to do.
The songs are stupid.
The characters are horrible.
She is probably blind and deaf.
She doesn't know what the word "MAP" means.
Everything about this show is bad. Good thing it got cancelled at the beginning of this year.
Why do people hate this shows when they are older these shows taught you things when you were younger it made you smarter
She is blind and deaf. She is supposed to be the explorer but she asks the so called audience for help.
Isn't Dora's mom worried that Dora's almost never home, and all her friends are animals?
Bro, where do I begin?
Ever since the 80's (I admit that the 80's Ponies are 1000% better then
This $h! T) My Little Ponies has been known to be cute and loving (and actually LOOK like Ponies...)
Until that "IDIOT SANDWICH Lauren Woman" decided to create these Utterly Ugly Looking Colourful Hairy Googly Eyed Monstrosities...
(With Terrifying Animation and Stereotypes Included)
...that look nothing like these so called Ponies.
Seriously, this show is supposed to be called My Little Zombie because whenever we try to bury them out of existance (Grave) they keep sticking their hooves up (Zombie style) and start terrorizing and eating innocent little girl's and Dudes brains (How else do you think these so called Bronies are created)...
Evil Zombies. You shall never have my brain and turn me into a Brony. Ever.
Epic Jake is Epic Right. (Yur Comment Rocks Bro.)
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Sucks because of also the Disrespect between their so called friendship.
Pals and Bros do not treat each other like that from my own good Experience of Bro Hood.
Why do Gals and Chicks treat each other so Poorly?
And the LMAO Animation. If you study Art at College or University then you know that this is No Art.
(Damn, my little Bro could draw and paint better then this...)
No worries non-bronies, we can go to this website, animetoon.T.V. so that we can watch old school cartoons and stay away from MLP FOREVER!
Find the most famous cartoon titles from the last decades and have no fear at all; keep the famous cartoon titles a secret, so that the bronies will never find out the most awesome, jaw-dropping entertainment cartoons that we remember from the old school times.
My Little Pony is Extremely Sexist.
(It's overcrowded with lame Stereotypical Females. I counted only 3 known male ponies there and I am mad that these Idiot Bronies did not even spot that.)
If Ponies is a so called not Girly show, then why are there so many Idiot Sandwich Girls to begin with?
Huh?
Bobs Burgers is a good show but the same artist of that show had to make a disgusting show like this
This show is about Farting & Butts, totally bad to watch.
Dear Cartoon Network, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Regards Money1208
Why Bob's Burgers Art Designer Why?!
Its should be called Die Diego Die
The only good character is the jaguar.
At it isn't dora
Poor animals.
Guys... I used to like Teen Titans Go, but after the release of "Animals: It's Just A Word" caused me to stop watching it. And why? Raven dies, and she rules.
This is my least favourite show ever. It is NO where near as good as the original teen titans episodes.
Whoever Likes This Show Needs To Die And Burn In Hell
Hey this show got nominated 4 a2015 kids choice award!
Kids, if you wanna be a superhero, don't do what Team Stupidzoomi is doing. What's so dumb about this dumb show is that they think that not having your goat is an emergency! Go get another goat.
This show is stupid. There always like NO ICE CREAM ITS AN EMERGENCY! Girly Milli, Smelly Geo and Stupid Bot need to be steeped on. I hate Team Stupidzoomi.
This show is full of stereotypes and the only major female character is obsessed with pink so yeah its sexist
Have real emergencies like if there was a robbery or if Godzilla was destroying Umi City that would be awesome
People are just voting on hated shows. The above 5 all teach you a new language, math, and Caillou teaches you about friendship.
This is nothing.
Literally ALL of the racist, controversial jokes start with kids watching this show.
WE GET IT! He's annoying! You don't need to make a show about it!
I have no words to say about this dumb show. Cancel it.
I don't really like the show but I don't hate it the only good character is Mr Gus he is powerful, smart, and better than pizza steve who said he invented elephants he doesn't even know biology mr Gus was right about them evolving after the extinction of dinosaurs
This the stupidest Cartoon Network shows ever. Second place to Annoying Orange.
Pizza Steve is the only character with a backstory and all the other characters are really annoying
Uncle grandpa is so stupid the only likable character is pizza steve
You know what I find funny? Whenever there's a worst kids shows list, Teletubbies is NEVER in first. Every time I see one, number one is always Barney or Dora. Teletubbies is way worse than those shows, it needs to be first for once.
You can clearly see that it's clearly people in outfits! Can't believe kids believe that it's actually, what are they called, erm...'teletubbies.'
I remember out at age three when I first saw this show. Those freaky things have no boundaries!
How is Powerpuff Girls higher than Teletubbies? This show makes no sense and it is weird.
Screechy voice actors, Terrible graphics, constant throwing tantrums and whining. Don't make your kids watch this or else they will start acting like a kindergartener
This show is a bad example for kids. He throws too many temper tantrums. So parents don't let your kids watch this. It will make your kids have tantrums.
Caillou is a bald, whiny person who always gets away with stuff. His parents are always Mr. And Mrs. Sunshine, and his Dad wears a long-sleeve shirt during the summer.
Most baby shows are stupid, but THIS show makes the KIDS stupid TOO! THIS NEEDS TO BE #1, OR AT LEAST IN THE TOP 10!
Molly is so stupid, Gil is also stupid, Goby is acting silly, Deema is a obnoxious an dramatic beauty queen, Oona is a hentai girl, and Nonny always complains, except for the other characters. I hate this show! I hope it gets cancelled last year!
The don't even know which is lighter red or pink. I'm now calling this show Stupid Guppies.
Whoever made this show has no idea what a guppy is...
It's the only nick jr show that have laugh tracks and nonny never smile like gus from recess.
Creepiest show on CN. This show is not for kids on so many bases the joke are stupid,
The characters are ugly, the episodes are scary, I can go on forever about how bad this
Show is. Not to mention some episodes had some very innerproPriate jokes.
This show is creepy, its full of blood, pain, creepypastas and scary scenes
It sucked alright, but at least it wasn't quite as bad as today's shows, they suck even more.
This show is so annoying and the only good thing is the actors and actresses they chose.
This is a great show. I love it.
Why did Nickelodeon have to make this so called "show"? They lost their talent.
Lame ass purple thing with a lame ass blue thing with a giant nose. Nothing to see here
Extreme Sexism Here...
I mean, why is there no Powerpuff Boys either?
This is not stupid, who put this? This show is awesome.
Wait a second? How is this higher than Teen Titans Go?
Liar this show is awesome take it off the list now!
Ripoff of The Incredibles
Another really crappy Nicktoon made by a bunch of stupid monkeys. And don't even get me started on its theme song.
How is this lower than the following:
Regular Show (not my favorite show but I kinda like it, it's kinda cool)
Teletubbies (a great show for TODDLERS. You people are way too old to be complaining about a BABY SHOW. It's one of the better baby shows anyway)
Barney (same as Teletubbies)
Dora (also same)
Caillou (still same)
Team Umizoomi (again, same)
PAW Patrol (again)
Bubble Guppies (YET AGAIN! )
Curious George (YET AGAIN! )
Go Diego Go! (last of them, for now)
Adventure Time (same as Regular Show, although I like RS better)
Besides, none of these shows are as stupid as THIS! In fact, Nick had the choice between green-lighting this and Adventure Time and THIS is what they chose! SERIOUSLY!
Also, this show, after The Mighty B! in 2008, continued Nick's downfall which gave us the following shows in the following years:
Planet Sheen (2010)
Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011)
Fred: The Show (2012)
Marvin Marvin ...more
How on Earth is this piece of crap so low?