Top Ten Stupidest Last Names

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The Top Ten

1 Gaywad

i'm gay

That sounds awful... - KingSlayer93316

O. O are you serious? That weird word is a last name? I feel sad for the people who has that name. Sad sad sad ss

Gaywad is an insult to gay people but its wow funny. Hey, Jemimah Gaywad! Hey, Kitty Gaywad! Hey, Stupid Sana Gaywad! LOL

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2 Trump

I am done with this Liberal bull on the site. This is the most political site I've ever seen. Honestly if this keeps up, I might quit. - TeamRocket747

Its ugly ishhh...it sounds like *dump LOL

I vote for trump

If I had this surname I would change it and if I couldn't id kill myself

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3 Montana

Take a wild guess what you shouldn't name your daughter if you have this last name.

This was actually on top ten best last names. Got number 10.

Hannah Montana, yeah. Stupid - SwampertBABY

This name is really pathetic who wants to be related to Miley bbblaaahhh...

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4 Hi

I like it.

,that's tuff

Imagine if there was a guy called jake hi if he said his name to a friend it would be like this
Jake:whats your name
Jake hi:jake hi
Jake:hi and I said your name
Jake hi:that's my name
Jake:you're weird I'm going away (runs away)
Jake hi:what a weirdo that's normal
Bully:hi you're stupid
Jack hi:stop wierdo
Bully:what did you say
Jack hi:what
Bully:(beats him up)
Bully:and stop saying that
Jake:yeah
And why is smith on here I like it - simpsondude

I would hate this

My dad knew a guy, Edward Ward. They called him Ed Ward.

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5 Bieber

No it's just a rare last name or another language that's not English.

I would jump of the roof I this was my name

In my case, come up with an Asian name (which I would have if my father wasn't british) and go by that until I can legally change my name.

I would die if my last name was beiber

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6 Fartson

Is dat real

That can't be real. If, by some MINUSCULE chance, it IS real, I offer my condolences to those people.
But there's no way that can be real.

Just Saying That It's A Really Stupid Last Name I Ever Heard

This one is really stupid

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7 Smith

Very common last name, but I like it - KingSlayer93316

That's the name of my teacher! This is stupid because... - Thatgirl

Smith is awesome in my opinion! sounds so cute and amazing - Aquastar_of_DewClan

Courtney you lose. Haha thanks for bullying me it's payback time for you!

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8 Hale

My bsf last name is hale so shut up!?!?!

I have a friend named Maria Hale lmao.

That looks like hate.

Well, I do think it is pretty weird, because it's kinda like (or it reminded me of) the frozen (ish) drops of rain in the sky, you know, hail? I'm on this page because I write a newspaper about dorks, and all of my names need to be stupid. It's just a newspaper that I give to my family, though, it's not published or anything. I sure wish it were, though. Anyway, Hale?! I am lucky, being half Italian, my last name rolls off the tongue, and it is very beautiful. Also, my name. My sister and I have Irish (first) names, from my mom. No thank you, Hale!

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9 Obama

Pretty great

its true

This dude

Oooh I'm telling the prez

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10 Mahmood

Change it to McMahmood and I'm on board.

best

it good

sweet

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The Contenders

11 Butts

I knew a kid named Sofia Butts and she was horrible to me. I told her that her last name suited her, and my 7th grade English teacher even asked her how she could survive having a last name like that. - Copenhagen

I remember that there was kid in one of my schools that has this last name. I forgot which school it was, though.

funny

I know someone named Dana Butt...

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12 Montgomery

Montgomery Burns - the simpsons

That's my teacher at jacksonville heights

Such a hard name to spell

This is the name of my history teacher

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13 insertlastnamehere

yes

its great

Yeetus Deletus eat my fetus in my prius XDXDXD

Da hell? - KingSlayer93316

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14 Kahn

Lala22, If you make good points then explain this: Did your parents make up a last name for you? I don't think so. And plus, you make good points = you are full of yourself. don't say I make good points unless your narcissistic, especially if you don't even make good points in the first place!

Like Genghis Khan

Shao Kahn is the Emporer of Outworld. He shall execute you. - ErMACkombaT

Hey! Take this off the list! My friends last name is khan! It is a good name if you are a muslem. but the rest... no so much... the rest of the names sound stubid... hi?! Hanby?!? ZIP?!?!? Who names there kid zip? I would not. yeah so take khan off the list. I make good points.. I am telling you. - lala22

15 Zip

Zip just doesn't sound like a name. oh, hi, my name is Alana Zip! That sound horrible!

It sounds very weird! - funnyuser

I mean really zip hi misses. Zip if that was my last name I would die or whoever has the guts to name name your kid juston should be punished for naming there kid after a retarderd druggy

stupid

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16 Hanby

I would hate that last name... what's wrong with smith - jwileson

17 Middlesex

Or nonbinary?

nice

There's a town called Middlesex village, but last name?... Unless they are transgender or something

Somebody was neutered to have dis name... :o

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18 Hitler

It’s just... messed up

And how is this below Trump?
Oh right. The liberals. - TeamRocket747

Hitler is stupid killed a lot of people killed his self and 4th famous person in the world

UNLESS YOU WANTED TO BE Hitler

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19 Cummings

Wow...

Like Whitney Cummings the famous comedian

lol sem

I knew a guy named Richard Cummings. People always called him Dick Cummings. I felt so bad for him.

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20 Bonerz

There was an actor named Peter Bonerz. For real. You know, peter is slang for a dick. So Peter Bonerz really refers to Dick Bonerz - as in a hard dick. Peter. Bonerz. Get some!

21 Snow

The hunger games president has that last name

I want my last name to be snow! that name is great! :3

HUNGER GAMES FOR LIFE!

I would LOVE Snow to be my last name! It's just so amazing!

Love you Winter! Xx

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22 Johnson

So last year.

It's just... So... Boring! It's just another everyday last name, and it's not even that good. Especially when your first name John.

Common, plain and generic. But not stupid. It shouldn't be on here. It should go in the most boring common last names...

Johnston is cool, but Johnson is another name for your crotch - TheNewGuy132

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23 Romney
24 Butt
25 Paul

dumb

100% TRUE

Imagine being born with the name paul and your last name's also paul. "Paul paul? " And jake paul and logan paul actually made this last name worse

Jake Paul - StayAlive

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26 Combs

Like sean combs

27 Seaman
28 Humperdink

There is a singer called Engelbert Humperdinck

I'm not a witch I'm your wife

Your mom gay lol

Don't know why no one thought of it but it should be number 1.

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29 Fartmaster

I want this to be my last name

Teacher: "Fartmaster, Mr. John Fartmaster, are you absent. Students, do you know where John Fartmaster is? "Students: "Hehehehe..." Teacher: "WHAT!? "

30 Jewtopia

Hitler would hate this

31 Weiner

Weiner means Viennese in German... Or it might be Wiener. I forgot.

32 Cockburn

Best name ever

33 Crapper

Want this last name so bad

Lel crapper

This is stupid

34 Bowles

This is insane... WHAT KIND OF LAST NAME IS THIS?!

35 Speckeater
36 Roaches

A kid in my second grade class had this name.

37 Morgan

its dumb

38 Martin

The worst english teacher that steals my boots smh.

39 Cocks

It's dumb

40 Sutton

I think sutton is the stupidest name for number 10 sutton is more than stupid like what the heck that's stupid

41 Young

My ELA teacher's last name - TeamRocket747

Perfect for an old man!

42 Fisher

This is not stupid what about mike fisher

I know someone with this last name. - Minecraftcrazy530

43 Peterson

My crotch aka my peter is my only son so that is pretty embarrasing to me - PePsMeX

The kids with this name smell weird

This is a nice name like peter pan

... that's my last name lol

44 Wickline

A kid in my class has this last name. It's sort of weird. - funnyuser

45 Jensen

I dated a Dakota Jensen, total stoner. He is going no where in life.

There is a teacher named Mrs. Jensen. How offending! :(

He was #1

Nikilas jensen plays for the rangers this is not stupid lets go nyr lets go

46 Bush

Hey! That's my surname! :P

47 Norris

Norris is cool you could tell people you are related to Chuck Norris

48 Moore

Haha, Moore

This is my last name what if I said your last name was stupid.The only one that makes should be on this list is Butts! >:(😩😭😭�"�"�"�"�" I will KILL you and the only reason this should be on is because of that hurt ful commercial!

49 Raschak
50 McDonalds

My friend has someone in his class (he lives far far away in UK) named Aidan McDonalds - TeamRocket747

Not stupid andrew mcdonald

I would eat this last name

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