Top Ten Stupidest Last Names

The Top Ten
1 Gaywad

Gaywad is an insult to gay people but its wow funny. Hey, Jemimah Gaywad! Hey, Kitty Gaywad! Hey, Stupid Sana Gaywad! LOL

I agree with number 20, Johnson is a too common name, same as Smith but this thing is suppose to be the 10 dumb lastnames. I think Gaywad wins to be honest. But who owns this webpage should remove the everyday names than reorganize it. So like Johnson, Smith, Moore, Peterson, Obama, Bowles, Sutton, Fisher, Jensen. Keep Trump on there but that last name is pretty bad. Almost like the old kids show Lady and the Tramp. I like Trump, he isn't that bad, just he says the wrong thing at a weird time. It's hard to be a president, there is a lot of pressure looking after a country and trying to make it right and settle with the everyday problems. There are more problems that happen every day that are more important than some things. Some people wouldn't think the environment isn't important but it actually is. Imagine if we didn't have rain anymore and the trees and water dried out. There would be no oxygen or water to drink. Than what do u do for yourself and your family. Like your little 3 ...more

O. O are you serious? That weird word is a last name? I feel sad for the people who has that name. Sad sad sad ss

it sounds like an insult "u gaywad" dosn't it?

2 Trump

I am done with this Liberal bull on the site. This is the most political site I've ever seen. Honestly if this keeps up, I might quit.

Haha. This is just a dumb name, especially with the new president. I mean, TRUMP?

If I had this surname I would change it and if I couldn't id kill myself

Having the same last name as any famous person would be tough.

3 Montana

Take a wild guess what you shouldn't name your daughter if you have this last name.

This was actually on top ten best last names. Got number 10.

This name is really pathetic who wants to be related to Miley bbblaaahhh...

If you are talkin' 'bout Hannah Montana, I'll vote.

4 Bieber

In my case, come up with an Asian name (which I would have if my father wasn't british) and go by that until I can legally change my name.

No it's just a rare last name or another language that's not English.

One of my math teacher's sister law married this guy with the last name of Bieber.And that's even worse than her own last name(Mrs.Shoops).

Bieber is not a stupid name even if jb looks ugly its not a stupid last name

5 Hi

Imagine if there was a guy called jake hi if he said his name to a friend it would be like this
Jake:whats your name
Jake hi:jake hi
Jake:hi and I said your name
Jake hi:that's my name
Jake:you're weird I'm going away (runs away)
Jake hi:what a weirdo that's normal
Bully:hi you're stupid
Jack hi:stop wierdo
Bully:what did you say
Jack hi:what
Bully:(beats him up)
Bully:and stop saying that
Jake:yeah
And why is smith on here I like it

This is possibly an Asian last name, so it's pronunciation is "Hee", but I'm just gunna hope that it's American, so I can scoff at just how stupid it is.

What is your first name and your last name. It is Kevin hi. hi sir what is your last name it is hi oh sorry ok then BBBYYYEE. laugh out loud

No offense to those with this last name, but wow would they have a hard time getting through life...

6 Fartson

That can't be real. If, by some MINUSCULE chance, it IS real, I offer my condolences to those people.
But there's no way that can be real.

Just Saying That It's A Really Stupid Last Name I Ever Heard

Whoever created this is on crack.

This one is really stupid

7 Smith

usually people have this surname have committed crimes or having in the news

Courtney you lose. Haha thanks for bullying me it's payback time for you!

That's the name of my teacher! This is stupid because...

Haha thanks for making fun of my friend milia

8 Hale

Well, I do think it is pretty weird, because it's kinda like (or it reminded me of) the frozen (ish) drops of rain in the sky, you know, hail? I'm on this page because I write a newspaper about dorks, and all of my names need to be stupid. It's just a newspaper that I give to my family, though, it's not published or anything. I sure wish it were, though. Anyway, Hale?! I am lucky, being half Italian, my last name rolls off the tongue, and it is very beautiful. Also, my name. My sister and I have Irish (first) names, from my mom. No thank you, Hale!

For some reason this makes me think of ugly green vegetables o-o

When I saw this I just randomly thought of Lzzy Hale

Lucy Hale! She is so unlucky to have that name

9 Obama

Pretty great

10 Mahmood

Change it to McMahmood and I'm on board.

it good

best

sweet

The Contenders
11 Butts

I knew a kid named Sofia Butts and she was horrible to me. I told her that her last name suited her, and my 7th grade English teacher even asked her how she could survive having a last name like that.

I remember that there was kid in one of my schools that has this last name. I forgot which school it was, though.

I've seen a company name with this as the founder's second name... I had to do a double take. Seriously.

Oh my gosh, really?! My little brother would die of laughter if he met someone with this last name!

12 Montgomery

What kind of name is montgomery? Why would someones last name like that? What in the world is this? Gayward's not so bad, Hi sucks, but this last name is pathetic

That's my teacher at jacksonville heights

This is the name of my history teacher

Montgomery Burns - the simpsons

13 insertlastnamehere

What the heck stupid

14 Kahn

Lala22, If you make good points then explain this: Did your parents make up a last name for you? I don't think so. And plus, you make good points = you are full of yourself. don't say I make good points unless your narcissistic, especially if you don't even make good points in the first place!

Hey! Take this off the list! My friends last name is khan! It is a good name if you are a muslem. but the rest... no so much... the rest of the names sound stubid... hi?! Hanby?!? ZIP?!?!? Who names there kid zip? I would not. yeah so take khan off the list. I make good points.. I am telling you.

Like Genghis Khan

15 Zip

I mean really zip hi misses. Zip if that was my last name I would die or whoever has the guts to name name your kid juston should be punished for naming there kid after a retarderd druggy

Zip just doesn't sound like a name. oh, hi, my name is Alana Zip! That sound horrible!

It sounds very weird!

16 Hanby

I would hate that last name... what's wrong with smith

17 Middlesex

Or nonbinary?

There's a town called Middlesex village, but last name?... Unless they are transgender or something

Somebody was neutered to have dis name... :o

nice

18 Cummings
19 Hitler

Hitler is stupid killed a lot of people killed his self and 4th famous person in the world

20 Bonerz

There was an actor named Peter Bonerz. For real. You know, peter is slang for a dick. So Peter Bonerz really refers to Dick Bonerz - as in a hard dick. Peter. Bonerz. Get some!

21 Snow

The hunger games president has that last name

I would LOVE Snow to be my last name! It's just so amazing!

Love you Winter! Xx

HUNGER GAMES FOR LIFE!

They would be too in love with cringy wolf fanfictions so they'd change their name to "Twilight" so they would be "Twilight Snow" or "Midnight Snow" ugh

22 Johnson

It's just... So... Boring! It's just another everyday last name, and it's not even that good. Especially when your first name John.

Common, plain and generic. But not stupid. It shouldn't be on here. It should go in the most boring common last names...

Johnston is cool, but Johnson is another name for your crotch

It's too plain and generic.

23 Romney
24 Butt
25 Paul

Imagine being born with the name paul and your last name's also paul. "Paul paul? " And jake paul and logan paul actually made this last name worse

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