Top Ten Stupidest Last Names


The Top Ten

1 Gaywad

O. O are you serious? That weird word is a last name? I feel sad for the people who has that name. Sad sad sad ss

Gaywad is an insult to gay people but its wow funny. Hey, Jemimah Gaywad! Hey, Kitty Gaywad! Hey, Stupid Sana Gaywad! LOL

it sounds like an insult "u gaywad" dosn't it? - wildog47

My p.e teachers last names Gaywood.

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2 Trump

This made me laugh, thank you

The great wall of trump

Let me assassinate him

That's hilarious Donald John Trump.

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3 Montana

Take a wild guess what you shouldn't name your daughter if you have this last name.

This was actually on top ten best last names. Got number 10.

Hannah Montana, yeah. Stupid - SwampertBABY


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4 Hi

Imagine if there was a guy called jake hi if he said his name to a friend it would be like this
Jake:whats your name
Jake hi:jake hi
Jake:hi and I said your name
Jake hi:that's my name
Jake:you're weird I'm going away (runs away)
Jake hi:what a weirdo that's normal
Bully:hi you're stupid
Jack hi:stop wierdo
Bully:what did you say
Jack hi:what
Bully:(beats him up)
Bully:and stop saying that
And why is smith on here I like it - simpsondude

I would hate this

My dad knew a guy, Edward Ward. They called him Ed Ward.

No offense to those with this last name, but wow would they have a hard time getting through life... - RaineSage

This is possibly an Asian last name, so it's pronunciation is "Hee", but I'm just gunna hope that it's American, so I can scoff at just how stupid it is.

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5 Bieber

I would jump of the roof I this was my name

In my case, come up with an Asian name (which I would have if my father wasn't british) and go by that until I can legally change my name.

I would die if my last name was beiber

One of my math teacher's sister law married this guy with the last name of Bieber.And that's even worse than her own last name(Mrs.Shoops).

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6 Smith

Courtney you lose. Haha thanks for bullying me it's payback time for you!

usually people have this surname have committed crimes or having in the news - ronluna

That's the name of my teacher! This is stupid because... - Thatgirl

Haha thanks for making fun of my friend milia

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7 Hale

Well, I do think it is pretty weird, because it's kinda like (or it reminded me of) the frozen (ish) drops of rain in the sky, you know, hail? I'm on this page because I write a newspaper about dorks, and all of my names need to be stupid. It's just a newspaper that I give to my family, though, it's not published or anything. I sure wish it were, though. Anyway, Hale?! I am lucky, being half Italian, my last name rolls off the tongue, and it is very beautiful. Also, my name. My sister and I have Irish (first) names, from my mom. No thank you, Hale!

For some reason this makes me think of ugly green vegetables o-o

When I saw this I just randomly thought of Lzzy Hale

Why is this such a bad last name honostly this is the last name of the guy that Tyler Hoechlin plays as in Teen Wolf Wtaf

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8 Mahmood

it good


9 Fartson

This one is really stupid

Very stupid name

Stupid and Immuture - GriffinDoge

love it

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10 Montgomery

That's my teacher at jacksonville heights

Such a hard name to spell

This is the name of my history teacher


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The Contenders

11 Obama

This dude

Oooh I'm telling the prez


12 Kahn

Lala22, If you make good points then explain this: Did your parents make up a last name for you? I don't think so. And plus, you make good points = you are full of yourself. don't say I make good points unless your narcissistic, especially if you don't even make good points in the first place!

Hey! Take this off the list! My friends last name is khan! It is a good name if you are a muslem. but the rest... no so much... the rest of the names sound stubid... hi?! Hanby?!? ZIP?!?!? Who names there kid zip? I would not. yeah so take khan off the list. I make good points.. I am telling you. - lala22

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13 Zip

Zip just doesn't sound like a name. oh, hi, my name is Alana Zip! That sound horrible!

I mean really zip hi misses. Zip if that was my last name I would die or whoever has the guts to name name your kid juston should be punished for naming there kid after a retarderd druggy

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14 Butts

I've seen a company name with this as the founder's second name... I had to do a double take. Seriously. - RaineSage

Oh my gosh, really?! My little brother would die of laughter if he met someone with this last name!

I love this name

I have no idea how this became a last name but it's just sad

My cousins name is ryder butts

15 Hanby

I would hate that last name... what's wrong with smith - jwileson

16 Middlesex

There's a town called Middlesex village, but last name?... Unless they are transgender or something

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17 Romney
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19 Snow

The hunger games president has that last name

I would LOVE Snow to be my last name! It's just so amazing!

Love you Winter! Xx

They would be too in love with cringy wolf fanfictions so they'd change their name to "Twilight" so they would be "Twilight Snow" or "Midnight Snow" ugh

20 Johnson

It's just... So... Boring! It's just another everyday last name, and it's not even that good. Especially when your first name John.

Common, plain and generic. But not stupid. It shouldn't be on here. It should go in the most boring common last names...

Johnston is cool, but Johnson is another name for your crotch - TheNewGuy132

Smart Kid and His Dad having a Convo.
Kid: Hey Dad, what is your first name?
Dad: Johnson
Kid: I know our last name is Johnson, I want to know your first name
Dad: It is Johnson
Kid: So Dad, are you telling me that your name is Johnson Johnson
Dad: Yeah John for short
Kid: So John Johnson
Dad: Yeah your Grandad picked a bad name.

Stupid last name for a person. Even his kid is not happy with his father's name

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