Stupidest Myths in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

christangrant
All the myths on this list have a webpage on GTA Myths Wiki if you want to see them yourself here is the link:

http://gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Myths_and_Legends_in_GTA_San_Andreas

The Top Ten

1 Ghost Traffic Light Ghost Traffic Light

I'm not joking there is a page for this on Grand Theft Auto Myth wiki this myth is said to be a traffic no wait sorry a GHOST traffic light underwater as if it couldn't get any spookier it attacks you when you go near it...

this is obviously a false myth but it's so stupid that it will make you laugh your ass off - christangrant

2 Bikini Bottom Bikini Bottom

Who the hell actually believes Bikini Bottom the city from Spongebob is in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas my god people are so stupid they obviously don't know how that's impossible and if Rockstar put it in the game anyway to quote AVGN "There would be lawsuits up the ass" - christangrant

3 Slender Man Slender Man

How the hell is a character that didn't even exist in 2004 in San Andreas? - christangrant

4 Squidward's Suicide Squidward's Suicide

See Slender man - christangrant

5 Secret Island Secret Island

There is a secret island across the sea. Spent more than half an hour to get there but it seemed like endless sea. Annoying myth. - zxm

What makes this myth so stupid is supposedly if you go and swim as far away from San Fierro as possibile there is a secret island and there all the spooky myths like Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, and the creepy locations like the Hell House are on that island. - christangrant

6 Pyramid Head Pyramid Head

This is the villain from Silent Hill 2 yeah I bet Konami would been happy to have Rockstar put him in San Andreas - christangrant

7 King Kong King Kong

If players can not find Bigfoot how the hell are they going to find King Kong? - christangrant

8 Chucky

Chucky "Supposedly" spawns at Grove Street but guess what you will never find him - christangrant

9 Ring Girl

Similar to Chucky but she is not in the game not even a reference - christangrant

10 Norman Bates

The picture they have on the wiki isn't even Norman Bates it's his mom and no he is not in this game if you wait for hours at CJ house he is "supposed" to appear but he never will because he's not in the game. - christangrant

The Contenders

11 Dinosaurs
12 Ghostface
13 Skeletons

Skeletons that come to life and Kill you yeah bs that never happens - christangrant

14 Headless Man
15 Nemesis

This is a character from the Resident Evil games - christangrant

16 The Truth's Ghost
17 Lizardman
18 Pinhead
19 Ku Klux Klan
20 Hellhounds
21 Columbine
22 Fire Dog
23 Werewolf
24 Chupacabra
25 Cave Demon
26 Cave Monster
27 Fisher's Lagoon Creatures
28 Tunnel Creature
29 Kuntilanak
30 Pocong
31 Bear
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