Top 10 Stupidest Names

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21 Pandora

Pandora was a Greek mythological figure before the app and Jewelry. All of these comments about those, in my opinion, are quite stupid. There is basic research to be done. The Greek Pandora was created by the gods to take revenge on Prometheus for stealing their fire. However, Zeus gave her many gifts, including the gift of curiosity. One day, Zeus gave her a box that she was never to open. Finally, her curiosity got the best of her and she opened the box, thus letting out all of the bad in the world, and when all was emptied, one thing remained--hope.
In short, Pandora is a very pretty name, unless the name is clouded with popular culture, but the myth isn't very good either. If I was promised no one would think about the app or Jewelry, I would name my daughter Pandora. Thank you for reading. I hope you take this comment to heart. Have a nice day.

Somebody walks up to you and says "i'm Pandora and you go, Ooh I have that app too". Then the person says "i'm Pandora". Then you start rolling on the floor laughing and the person throws an iPhone at you, and it has a Pandora app on it.

Pandora sounds like more of a name for animals. My friend/neighbor had a goat named Pandora, but she couldn't keep her because Pandora would be stubborn when we tried to milk her. So we sold her and her babies. It's a nice name for animals I guess.

It not stupid it's beautiful, It means all gifted!

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22 Dora

Is this a real name? I thought it was just a nickname. Besides, who would want to name their kids after the monstrosity known as "Dora the Explorer."
Maybe Tonks didn't like her name because it had Dora in it, but I don't know. I feel sorry for her - her nickname is Dora.

Does she have siblings named Backpack and Map? And a pet Monkey named Boots and a pet fox named Swiper?

Why would you name your kid after a kids character? Everyone will make fun of it!

My great-great grandma was named Dora. - Drewman1211

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23 Darrell

I have a friend name Darrel and I don't think the name is stupid

I don't think it is funny

Don't think is stupid

He's gay

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24 Martin

The name Martin is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of yore when the name Martin meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.

What's wrong with that name? Best name ever man I love it

Wasn't Martin a thief and a liar in one of those Enid Blyton books about the Naughtiest girl? He is pretty nasty, and guys wasn't Martin a Roman general or something in Julius Caesar's time? Yeah well whatever.

SKinny dong

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25 Lynn

Isn't there a street King's Lynn somewhere?

Lynn's my sister's middle name; it's awesome!

It's my favourite name what's wrong with it or it is just me that this website is stupid

So is mine...

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26 Airwrecka

Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?

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27 Pimplypoop

The parents must be signing a deal for their son to be bullied.

What the fudge!? Who the hell names there child Pimplypoop! It obviously says Pimply*POOP* These people are getting on my nerves

It has the word POOP in it. If you have this name you should change it IMMEDIATELY (respect my opinion)

I have pimples, and I poop! I should rename myself

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28 Thomas

Hey! My name is Thomas :( why is this a stupid name?

There is nothing wrong with this either it is a nice name and there's nothing wrong with it

This is actually a nice name. Considering there's 5 whole Thomas's in my High-School.

He ugly but gots a big dick

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29 Pikachu Pikachu Pikachu are a species of Pokémon, fictional creatures that appear in an assortment of video games, animated television shows and movies, trading card games, and comic books licensed by The Pokémon Company, a Japanese corporation.

"Hi I'm Pikachu! I have 717 siblings, such as Squirtle, Mew and Mewtwo, Charmander (the favourite) and Skitty!

If you don't know what this is, (which I'm sure everybody's heard by now) it's the name of an animal from the franchise Pokemon.

Who the heck would want to name there child pikachu

I bet my 24 year old cousin would do that to someone.

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30 Jeff

Only because of that stupid Vine.

There was a Jeff in my first grade class

Jeff is not weird

And become an internet creepypasta later? no

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31 Beter

Hey beter

This is the worst name ever. Hey 🅱️eter

32 TaNiyah

What kind stupid name is this It should be in the top ten at least. Who ever made this name up is a complete moron

Sounds a bit ghetto to me. I wouldn't name my baby this.

I could barely read it

I have a best friend named that and I personally think it's beattiful

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33 Cumquott

That is not qualified to be a name

Is this a star wars character?

That is not a name at all!

I love this name

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34 Sean

Who names your kid "Sean" when that sounds like "Sean" rather than "Shawn." this is just stupid.

My classmates friend is this name, lol

Fudge you all that's jackseptic eyes name!

That's Jacksepticeyes name!

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35 Rose-anna

Fat lady ruined it for everyone I think she is gonna die from choking on a sandwich laugh out loud

I like this name

You have a

Butt and your ugly you keep

This is an ok name

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36 Tracy

Hey, this is my mom's name! At least it's not super high!

I depends if this is for a girl or a guy

Sound stupid

That's my nan's name. :3

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37 La-a

La-a unless someone is saying la-a? who the heck would name their kids this.

You pronounce the dash

What kind of name is La-a? Unless a oversizd goat is screaming I don't wanna hear it! Lolz

It's supposed to be pronounced ladasha. The dash isn't silent. I've heard about this one before.

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38 Tred

When you can't decide between Ted and Fred... - NicholasYellow

? I don't understand why people would name their kids Tred

This is hilarious but so not funny at the same time


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39 Zachery

Hell no, this name is really cool. If I was a guy I'd love to make this my name. It's Hebrew for 'remembered by God'. - TwilightKitsune

There is an annoying kid I know named zach

Zachery Gordon is a famous actor.

That's my friends Rylie guy friend name

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40 Poo-Bum

What?! It's just Poo-Bum! Poo comes out of your bum?! If you're not on drugs and you named your kid this, that's concerning.

What the fudge!? Poo-Bum? SERIOUSLY POO COMES OUT OF YOUR BUM. The person who named him/her is on drugs!

This is an absolutely hilarious name I want to meet someone called "POOP-BUM"


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