Top 10 Stupidest Names

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61 Guy

What if it was a girl?

Yeah that's just pretty dumb. when I get older and have kids, the girls name is going to be stephenie and for a boy jesse

First of this name is stupid. "is it a girl or a boy? " it's a boy his name is guy

Wow. They obviously had no ideas.

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62 Gay

Who would name their kid that?

Were they after jay but can't spell?

I would want this as a middle name but not as a first name - WheresMyLegs

If he was actually gay...

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63 Connor

I actually had a friend named Conner once who got REALLY mad when he lost at a game or something.

What's wrong with Connor? There's a kid in my class called nao! Pronounced "now"!

My name is Connor excuse me. And I'm a nice person.

This list is awesome and the list is super funny 😂 ( well I hope Alexis is not on the list)

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64 Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Fun Fact: This is illegal

Junior Kindergarten scenario. (I put the spelling wrong because a little 4 year old would probably pronounce words like that)
Teacher: Hi, honey! What's your name?
Kid: Tawuwa does the huwa fom hawii.
Teacher: Come on, don't be shy.
Kid: that's actuawy my name.
Teacher: Okay, then. (Thinks, "this kid is a liar")
Kid: Ooh! We get to make name tags?
Teacher: Of course, Uh, Taluka does the hula from Hawaii.
Kid: Whoa is Talula?
Teacher: I don't know anymore.

65 Germajesty

Germany and a royal got squashed in a labor room! haha

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66 BonQueshia

Wow. It sounds as if you named your child after a plastic Barbie Doll that didn't turn out so well.

Looks like someone got their French and Weirdo mixed up.

I'm named that

What is this?! Why would you give your poor child such a stupid name?!

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67 Jay

This is such a stupid name for a girl.

Hey that's my brothers friend older brothers name

My cousin name is Jay what's wrong with that

Tweet tweet Blue jays lolololo

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68 Ashley

This is my favorite person in the world's name

I love this name

This is my auntie's name and I love it!

My friend has this name but it's spelled 'ashleigh'.

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69 Isaac

That's my brothers friends name

Isaac is better than 76

70 Trevor

Hey stop that my guy friend trevor

Trevor has a tuny pecker


71 Jordan

Jordan is such a stupid name

I have a friend named Jordan that's gay and his

My SISTER'S name is Jordan!


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72 Hashtag

Hello, my name is #, what's yours?

This name is efin stupid why name you kid after an out of style trend at least keep up to date

This kid better be Instaglam.


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73 Sofia

This is not a stupid name my friend is named Sofia

Like sofia the first

What not nice

74 Penos

What is this who names there kid almost spelled like penis

Disgusting, I guess.

Ok this is funny...

75 Barley

I was scrolling down the page thinking, "these names aren't that bad," but then I saw this. Seriously? While this isn't a really bad name, the kid is probably made fun of all the time. Poor kid.

That's a dog name

See the "L"? add 2 more letters in it

76 Kaylee

How is this one dumb?

This is a basic ass name

Kaylee is not a stupid name it's my sisters name

77 Latarian

Latarian is a stupid name

78 Alana

Its not that bad

Alana is defferently not a bad name


79 Nicky

Hey. My name is Nikki. What is wrong with that name. A lot of people tell me how much they like my name. How in the world is Nikki a stupid name?

Nikki is good but not nicky

What about nicki Minaj

Nicky dicky

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80 Debby

Debby is A. Beautiful. And strong name

I get the image of an obese woman who teaches kindergarten and likes Greek salad.

"Yeah my girlfriend DEBBY was over and-" "DEBBY?...WHO'S DEBBY? "

My friends moms name is Debby!

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