10 Stupidest & Painful Ways to Get Circumcised
We humans has always find a way to become dumber in a second and who knows people will try out these methods for circumcision.The Top Ten
1 Hump a can opener
That sounds painful.
What who does that
This is great
2 Slamming it on a door when being naked
3 Disguise your penis as an hotdog on an hotdog eating contest
That's just nasty.
4 Receive a really bad papercut on your foreskin
I remember this rite in my country called "tuli" where you use a bolo or a knife to cut it off.
5 Stick your foreskin into a guillotine
6 Use C4
You'll lose something more than your foreskin
7 Strand yourself and other hungry men on an island and have the hungry men bite off your foreskin for foreskin soup
8 Slam the door with the foreskin between it
This is the right of passage in North Korea. Please spare me oh great leader!
9 With a butcher knife
10 Call a tree logger to cut your foreskin with a chainsaw
I swear honey, it's an logging accident
The Contenders
11 Call the devil himself and have him cut your foreskin with his pitchfork
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