Top 10 Stupidest Phrases In Video Game History

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The Top Ten

1 I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! (Hotel Mario)

I actually like it, because of how hilariously silly and random it is.

But It's So Stupid It's Hilarious

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2 Mah Boi!! I wonder what's for dinner? (Zelda:WoG)

This is from YouTube Poops. Same with the spaghetti one. - RiverClanRocks

I would abstain from voting if I hadn't seen a mistake that annoyed me so much, I felt compelled to correct it. Hyrule wasn't replaced by Skyloft. Skyloft was created by the Goddess, Hylia, to save some of the people on the Surface. The people of Skyloft later returned to the Surface and founded the Kingdom of Hyrule. If you hadn't made this mistake, you wouldn't have triggered my compulsive instinct for correcting misconceptions and caused me to add this meaningless vote.

3 Balls of brass, sir! (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
4 I've always wanted a horsey (Gears of War 2)
5 Water! an old enemy of mine! (Ratchet & Clank:A Crack in Time)

Captain Quark says this in the 1st level or the 2nd level - sagat2010

6 If rock 'n' roll is illegal, then throw my ass in jail! (Guitar Hero: World Tour)

Guitar Hero:World Tour, this is from - sagat2010

7 Gotta getty underwear! (Skylanders)

Who says this let me guess flynn because he is a totally idiotic moron.

8 CAKE! (Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure)
9 Or 2 make underwear to be worn by salad (Sonic Colours)

This is priceless... Or to make underwear to be worn by- see? You can't read it without laughing!

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10 Thank you Mario! But the princess is in another castle! (SMB)

Agreed. Also, hello? It's getting old and really annoying? I hear it every time I play! It's just annoying.

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The Contenders

11 Hey cousin! Let's go bowling! (Grand Theft Auto IV)

Niko cousin! Let's go bowling sometime! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Is this where CasinLetsGoBowling got his username? I haven't played the Grand Theft Auto series and I'm not planning to but this is just a hypothesis. - RiverClanRocks

I don’t like Roman.

12 Hey! Listen! Hello! Watch out! (OoT)

Quit it Navi! - Skullkid755

13 I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with light!!! (Devil May Cry)
14 There's no time to waste (Superman 64)
15 It's Super dynamic cooking time! (Street Fighter IV)
16 You're Ames aren't you? (Metal Gear Solid 2)
17 Who knew chocolate melts in your mouth (The Simpsons Game)
18 You were almost a Jill Sandwich (Resident Evil)
19 It's a giant worm! They're sinking cities with a GIANT! WORM! (Gears Of War 2)
20 Doctah Wahwee (Megaman 8)

When wee fine dat meteah, we'll fine Doctah Wahwee! Up there with the greats of voice acting, Watership Down envies the skill required to say that line. Honestly, I'm positive there was skill involved here. A voice actor would have to try harder to sound that bad than to... actually voice act properly. - nerffan8000

21 Henshin a Go Go Baby! (Viewtiful Joe)
22 Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies (Mother 3)
23 You just set off my trap card! (Borderlands 2)
24 Youuu are myyy rooow-bot lovERerERR...kain' my SPARK plugs go ZAP! ZAP! ZAP with your love... (Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal)
25 It just goes to show: BRAWN is better than BRAINS! - Xenoblade Chronicles
26 Dinobeast big and scary! - Xenoblade Chronicles
27 Big monsters kill Pit, GRR! (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
28 I'm Undyne and I'm PILING ON THE SMOOCHES! (Undertale)
29 Did I eat my DRINK? I thought milk was PINK? (Um Jammer Lammy)
30 What could possibly go wrong? (Bubsy 3D)

Only everything. Why?

31 Perfume dé Zigitaris. A type of muscle relaxant gas. (Chaos Wars)
32 The Funshine Sorest Is On Fire! (MOTHER 3)
33 Conglaturation. This Story Is Happy End. Thank You (Ghosts N Goblins)
34 To make underwear to be worn by salad (Sonic Colors)
35 Burn to the Ground! (Mega Man X7)
36 I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!!! (Devil May Cry)
37 I fight for my friends! (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
38 Heyeyeyahh!! (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
39 Stretch those shoulders! (Super Smash Bros. 4)
40 Huzzah (Cave Story)
41 I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. (Destiny)
42 BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE! AGAINST THE ODDS! WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT! BLOSSOM DANCE! - Xenoblade Chronicles
43 Get Dunked On (Undertale)
44 Mew Mew Kissy Cutie (Undertale)
45 I'm the one eating potato chips in my PJs! - Undertale
46 This guy are sick (Final Fantasy VII)
47 It's No Use (Sonic 06)

This Quote Pisses Me Off Mostly Because I'm A Fan Of Silver

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48 All your base are belong to us (Zero Wing)
49 My style is RICH DOPE PHAT in which today we're gonna bake a cake that looks rich (Parappa The Rapper)
50 Wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare; casino here, casino there, casino in my chair (Um Jammer Lammy)
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