Top 10 Stupidest Places to Rob

Before i say anything please do NOT rob any store its illegal and might get you thrown in Jail but anyway these are the places that robbing wouldn't be a Good Idea

The Top Ten

1 A Military Base

Unless you are living in the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's very unlikely you could succeed in stealing anything from there.

But it won't matter if it's a French base, they will fly their white flag just before you enter. - StephanTheIdiot

That's literally the stupidest thing to do - PeeledBanana

One second... and you're dead, shot by a gun. Literally the worst place to rob if you want to be a future thief. - Inert

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2 A Police Station

That will go very well trust me its not like the entire Police Force is working there - christangrant

TRUE STORY: A man in China stole a woman's purse. He tried to run away as she chased him, and he ran into a police station - TwilightKitsune

3 A Gun Store

Robbing this will not be easy the guy behind the counter will at least have a pistol at most a Machine Gun oh and plus other people in store may have guns as well - christangrant

The fact you're trying to rob this place implies you don't own a firearm, which makes it an even more stupid place to rob.

"It's hard to rob a gun store, they got guns." - cjWriter1997

Not like you can just grab a gun and start shooting it right away anyway... trigger locks! - EliHbk

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4 A Public Restroom

Well, I guess you can get a few bucks from the toilet lady... actually, if using it costs 50 cents, there will be a bit of cash in the evening. And they won't be prepared for it. Just... don't expect to be rich afterwards. - Martin_Canine

5 A Abandoned Building

Nothing to steal so why - christangrant

6 A Homeless Shelter

It would be easy but you would only get like 5 dollars - christangrant

That's just screwed up - PeeledBanana

7 A Prison

Say hello to your new home if you rob this place - christangrant

That'd be so stupid... - Ananya

8 The White House The White House

The question is 'How would you enter inside it in the first place'? - Inert

You'll get sniped before you'll be able to even pull your gun out - Mcgillacuddy

You would be smitten by donald trump's face

This should obviously be first

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9 A Courthouse
10 A School

What can you possibly steal from a school? - TwilightKitsune

The Contenders

11 The Pentagon


12 A Charity Shop

Stealing from charity shops is essentially taking money away from the charities, as they won't be able to make as much profit from sales. It's hard to get much lower than this. - Entranced98

That's pretty screwed up - PeeledBanana

13 A Retail Store
14 Ducks Ducks
15 A Church

Unless you want several copies of the Bible, this would be a waste of time.

16 A Ruin

A. There's hardly anything to rob and B. There's hardly anywhere to hide

17 A Library

I remember reading a book series called "Funny Boy" by Dan Gutman while I was little. In the first book (I think) a guy actually tried to rob a library. A LIBRARY!

18 An Airport
19 Jewelry Store

Yeah I Think There's Somthing Called A Alarm

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