Top 10 Stupidest Places to Rob

Before i say anything please do NOT rob any store its illegal and might get you thrown in Jail but anyway these are the places that robbing wouldn't be a Good Idea

The Top Ten

1 A Military Base

Unless you are living in the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's very unlikely you could succeed in stealing anything from there.

But it won't matter if it's a French base, they will fly their white flag just before you enter. - StephanTheIdiot

Unless you have your own army this is impossible - christangrant

That's literally the stupidest thing to do - PeeledBanana

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2 A Police Station

Ha you gonna a get in trouble big trouble ha I am telling the police 👮

That will go very well trust me its not like the entire Police Force is working there - christangrant

TRUE STORY: A man in China stole a woman's purse. He tried to run away as she chased him, and he ran into a police station - TwilightKitsune

3 A Gun Store

Ya could get killed

Robbing this will not be easy the guy behind the counter will at least have a pistol at most a Machine Gun oh and plus other people in store may have guns as well - christangrant

The fact you're trying to rob this place implies you don't own a firearm, which makes it an even more stupid place to rob.

"It's hard to rob a gun store, they got guns." - cjWriter1997

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4 A Public Restroom

Well, I guess you can get a few bucks from the toilet lady... actually, if using it costs 50 cents, there will be a bit of cash in the evening. And they won't be prepared for it. Just... don't expect to be rich afterwards. - Martin_Canine

5 A Abandoned Building

Nothing to steal so why - christangrant

6 A Homeless Shelter

It would be easy but you would only get like 5 dollars - christangrant

That's just screwed up - PeeledBanana

7 The White House The White House

You would be smitten by donald trump's face

The question is 'How would you enter inside it in the first place'? - Inert

You'll get sniped before you'll be able to even pull your gun out - Mcgillacuddy

This should obviously be first

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8 A Prison

Say hello to your new home if you rob this place - christangrant

That'd be so stupid... - Ananya

9 A Courthouse
10 A School

What can you possibly steal from a school? - TwilightKitsune

The Contenders

11 The Pentagon


12 Ducks Ducks

Not as easy as it would seem

13 A Church

Unless you want several copies of the Bible, this would be a waste of time.

14 A Charity Shop

Stealing from charity shops is essentially taking money away from the charities, as they won't be able to make as much profit from sales. It's hard to get much lower than this. - Entranced98

That's pretty screwed up - PeeledBanana

15 A Retail Store
16 A Ruin

A. There's hardly anything to rob and B. There's hardly anywhere to hide

17 Comic Store

Just why

What’s the point

18 A Hotel

One how can you rob a Hotel.

Two there is like 50 to 70 people.

Three cameras

four securaty is EVERYWHERE

19 A Library

I remember reading a book series called "Funny Boy" by Dan Gutman while I was little. In the first book (I think) a guy actually tried to rob a library. A LIBRARY!

20 An Airport
21 Jewelry Store

Yeah I Think There's Somthing Called A Alarm

22 FBI Headquarters

Any last words? *sigh*

23 Auschwitz
24 Porn Shop

... do I haveê to say why?

25 Your Own House

You will gain nothing...

26 C.I.A. HQ
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