Top Ten Stupidest Pokemon Names

The Top Ten

1 Purugly Purugly

What is that!?

Its such a fatso! It's name should change to pure ugly

It's a fat-ass and it's a cat! Not creative whatsoever

It's cute but it needs a different name. - RedTheGremlin

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2 Seel

It is a seal. Not creative. What else can I say.

Namer: Were closing down we need a quick name for a seal Pokemon!
Guy:I know how about we just change a letter?
Namer:Yo that's is the greatest idea ever!

Such a boring, stupid name. - funnyuser

Seel just seel wow gust wow

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3 Trubbish

It's literally "trash" and "rubbish" combined. Duh.

Trubbish! LOL! He's a rubbish bin

Tree, rubbish. He is literally a garbage bag!

T plus rubbish equals stupid name

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4 Nosepass Nosepass

"Hello would you like to trade noses"

"Could you pass me your nose please" - cassiabez

Just sounds really dumb...

Ummm. What. Who ever wanted a giant nose as a Pokemon

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5 Lickylicky

This thing is an obese baby with a WiFi birthmark.

Lickilicky is how it's actually spelled. - Ilovestephanie

Its name is so bad its kinda hilarious - Pieclone

It is really stupid looking. They also gave it a stupid name. Lickylicky. Should never exist.

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6 Weezing Weezing

I'm assuming this Pokemon sneezes... a lot.

It really has weezing

Weezing is just a corrputed version of "Wheezing"�"wait, all they did was dropping the "h"? - PokemonGOSucks

7 Foongus Foongus

Wait until a brown mushroom Pokemon then nosepass plus foongus plus squirtle is Mario

Back Away it is some poisonous.

Foongus is amazing and u are not so does it sound like I'm disagreeing or not huh huh huh because if u think I'm not disagreeing then u better go back to preschool hey I'm buddy the elf do u wanna know what my favorite color is it's the color of fungus kicking your butt

8 Voltorb Voltorb

Son of a- THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST Pokemon names in Pokemon history! It doesn't belong here!

Son of a- This is one of the BEST Pokemon names in Pokemon history! Don't put it here!

Way too creative

Ah well. Volt orb. NOT GOOD!

Creator 1: Quick! We need a name for an electric ball!
Creator 2: Idea! Let's call it Voltorb!
Creator 1: WOW! I'm speechless! You're the best!

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9 Geodude Geodude

I think it means "go dude"

When I heard this name I'm about to fly to outer space because it's too funny! At school, we usually call geography geo. Then when I heard the word Geodude I start to think about geography dude! The person who said Geodude is part of the earth is correct. Rocks! Minerals! See? Just a perfect part of our earth!

Dude, this is a stupid name.

Well... He is made out of geo...! And he is a due... How about... GEODUDE

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10 Ninetales Ninetales Ninetales, known in Japan as Kyukon, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Really creative game freak. You have really out done yourselves this time.

Sakurai: We need a name that sounds good
Reggie: Lets call it ninetales because it has nine tales!
Sakurai: BRILLIANT!

9tales in 9th = illuminati confirmed

Okay fine nine tails is not really creative but I really like her (I say her cus mines a girl) I think her name should be nuevocaundas

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The Contenders

11 Drowzee Drowzee Drowzee, known in Japan as Sleepe, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

This reminds me of how some weird parents give their kid a word name, for example "Paisley", then they ruin it by changing the spelling to something ridiculous like "Payzlee". Who spells "Drowsy" like that? And who wants a Pokemon whose main attribute is being tired?

12 Igglybuff Igglybuff Igglybuff, known in Japan as Pupurin, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Love

13 Muk Muk Muk, known in Japan as Betbeton, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

What's Muk spelled backwards?

And let's be honest here, he doesn't look too far from it.

"What should we call the muck Pokemon"
"I know muk"
"You are a genius. Where in the world do you come up with these great names.

Kind of rude since this Pokemon is not all muk yuck

Lol, but he's purple

14 Mr. Mime Mr. Mime

Its lazy - Pieclone

Considering its 1:1 Male-Female ratio - PokemonGOSucks

15 Litten Litten Litten, known in Japan as Nyabby, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

This is insulting I chose Litten as my starter at least it's not called cat

Yeah, the japanese name is better - Rue

So easy to create... - PokemonGOSucks

Creater: we have so many more Pokemon to name two starters litten cause it's original and poplio because it sounds nice.

other guy: k you such a genius

16 Mewtwo Mewtwo Mewtwo is a fictional creature from Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon media franchise. It was created by Dr. Fuji in an attempt to clone Mew.

It's mew no two, which equals Mewtwo.

Nothing bad about it actually.

17 Ekans Ekans

Real original. No one will ever figure this out.

Its literally SNAKE BACKWARDS! AND THIS GUY IS AT 31! HIS BUDDY COBRA BACKWARDS SHOULD BE HERE TOO!

Snake... Kobra... Motor... - PokemonGOSucks

Snake...how about e-k-a-n-s - spodermanfan1000

18 Cubone Cubone

Cue the perverted jokes.

19 Yveltal Yveltal Yveltal is a fictional creature in the Pokemon Franchise. Introduced in the 6th gen, Yveltal is a legendary Dark/Flying type Pokemon, and is the mascot of Pokemon Y. It is classified as the Destruction Pokemon. Yveltal has the ability to absorb life energy, and when its life comes to an end, it steals ...read more.

How do I pronounce this?!

HOW THE HECK DO YOU SAY THIS?!?!?!?

Actually, it's prounounciation is "E-bhelt-al". For those no pronounce do. - SwampertBABY

20 Guzzlord Guzzlord Guzzlord is a dual-type Dark/Dragon Pokémon introduced in Generation VII. It is not known to evolve into or from any other Pokémon. It is one of the Ultra Beasts and is known by the code name UB-05 Glutton.

I know people love this name for a Pokemon, I do too, but let's be real here: It's a really stupid name.

21 Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.

There is nothing magical about Magikarp, and neither is there anything magical about Magikarp.

22 Patrat

What, as in pet rat? Why would anyone want a stupid red and yellow eyed creep?

PATRAT?! This name makes NO sense.

It's Patrol+Rat - PokemonGOSucks

Dis name is utterly ridiculous���"

23 Granbull Granbull

It is exactly granny and bulldog mixed together. Plus it looks so plain.

24 Klinklang Klinklang

And you hate the fans of gen 1 (and 2) but they make crap like this.

It's just its prevolutions (Klink and Klang) Mixed together. Where's the originality in that? - TheAmazingRaspberry

25 Electrode Electrode

It's a real word.

26 Timburr

You make a creature carrying a log and call it Timburr. Are you serious?

Kind of reminds me off a beaver

This reminds me of that kesha and pitbull song - makes me hate it eaven more.

27 Sawk Sawk

It is called sawk because he SUCKS!

And it looks a bit like a sock too - Pieclone

Sounds like " sock ". Haha! - funnyuser

Såk /sɔːk/, where some people may pronounce "sock" that way - PokemonGOSucks

28 Xatu Xatu

Xatu... that's fun to say! Wait... I can't pronounce it...

It's pronounced zatu, what?

Eksa-tu is it's pronounciation dudes. - SwampertBABY

29 Pachirisu Pachirisu Pachirisu, known in Japan as the same name, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

I don't even know whether I spelt it right.

30 Jynx Jynx Jynx is created game freak & Nintendo. It was first introduced in Pokemon red, green (blue outside Japan), and yellow version. It could be based on a lot of different things (not Nikki as she was not popular when Pokemon started)... for example ganguro, a trend for woman in Japan in the 1990’s (hence ...read more.

Make the first consonant more aspirated and what you'll get is... - PokemonGOSucks

A stupid name for a controversial Pokemon.

31 Torracat Torracat

I think it's okay

32 Seaking Seaking
33 Tynamo
34 Galvantula Galvantula
35 Blissey Blissey
36 Sentret Sentret

It's based on a Tanooki - PokemonGOSucks

37 Snubbull
38 Miltank Miltank Miltank, known in Japan as ミルタンク, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It was introduced in Generation II of the series and is a female only species categorized as the Milk Cow Pokémon. It is a Normal type Pokémon. ...read more.
39 Furfrou Furfrou

Furfrou sounds like Froufrou, which sounds like a really sassy lady's dog, and it looks like a poodle...

Furfrou sounds like Froufrou, which sounds like a sassy lady's dog, and it's a poodle...

I don't know what noise this Pokemon will make. - funnyuser

40 Ursaring Ursaring

Sounds like " Your staring ". Haha! - funnyuser

41 Starmie Starmie

StarYU evolves into StarMIE?! This makes no sense!

42 Klink Klink

Such a boring name. - funnyuser

Why is Klank and Klinklank

43 Gible Gible

Sounds very... Anglic. - PokemonGOSucks

Um, how do I pronounce this? Gibble or Gyble

44 Eevee Eevee Eevee, known in Japan as Eievui, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Worst Pokemon~ - Mettaton

It's Eevee because it EEVOLVES!

Ahahaahahaa.

45 Burmy Burmy
46 Baltoy Baltoy
47 Pineco

No, you idiot. It's a pinecone.

It's a bit like "Pineapple"

48 Arbok Arbok

Backward spelling: Arbok = Kobra

Namer: We need a name for a Cobra Pokemon, fast!
Person: Hmm... let's name it backwards! Wait, Arboc doesn't seem right... Hey, I got an amazing idea! Let's change C into K!
Namer: WOW! YOU'RE A GENIUS!

49 Exeggcute Exeggcute Exeggcute, known in Japan as Tamatama, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.
50 Stakataka

Are you serious gamefreak? This is 2017! How did you revert back to the lickylicky! Seriously screw stakatakatakatakatakatakatakataka! - SuperBananagengar

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