Top Ten Stupidest Pokemon Names

The Top Ten

1 Purugly Purugly

Its such a fatso! It's name should change to pure ugly

It's a fat-ass and it's a cat! Not creative whatsoever

I think Nintendo ran out of good Pokemon names. - Totaldramatime

It's cute but it needs a different name. - RedTheGremlin

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2 Seel

It is a seal. Not creative. What else can I say.

Such a boring, stupid name. - funnyuser

Namer: Were closing down we need a quick name for a seal Pokemon!
Guy:I know how about we just change a letter?
Namer:Yo that's is the greatest idea ever!

Gotta say. that IS really lazy. let's just spell "Seal" incorrectly. boom. done. - taishisohma

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3 Trubbish

It's literally "trash" and "rubbish" combined. Duh.

Trubbish! LOL! He's a rubbish bin

Tree, rubbish. He is literally a garbage bag!

IS RUBBISHLY FAT AND UGLY AND I HATE Y'ALL DIE DIE DIE DIE

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4 Nosepass Nosepass

"Hello would you like to trade noses"

"Could you pass me your nose please" - cassiabez

Just sounds really dumb...

SERIOUSLY

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5 Lickylicky

It is really stupid looking. They also gave it a stupid name. Lickylicky. Should never exist.

This Pokemon looks stupid and it's name is even stupider. Who would come up with the name "Lickylicky"? That's so unoriginal!

This name is totally inappropriate. And the Pokemon is stupid. Nobody ever used Lickitung anyway.

Exactly! Why didn't you name it Lickylickylicky? - TwilightKitsune

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6 Weezing Weezing

I'm assuming this Pokemon sneezes... a lot.

It really has weezing

Weezing is just a corrputed version of "Wheezing"�"wait, all they did was dropping the "h"? - PokemonGOSucks

7 Foongus Foongus

Wait until a brown mushroom Pokemon then nosepass plus foongus plus squirtle is Mario

Back Away it is some poisonous.

Foongus is amazing and u are not so does it sound like I'm disagreeing or not huh huh huh because if u think I'm not disagreeing then u better go back to preschool hey I'm buddy the elf do u wanna know what my favorite color is it's the color of fungus kicking your butt

8 Voltorb Voltorb

Son of a- THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST Pokemon names in Pokemon history! It doesn't belong here!

Son of a- This is one of the BEST Pokemon names in Pokemon history! Don't put it here!

Way too creative

Huh. I like Voltord's name. - Flowersocks2137

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9 Ninetales Ninetales

Really creative game freak. You have really out done yourselves this time.

Sakurai: We need a name that sounds good
Reggie: Lets call it ninetales because it has nine tales!
Sakurai: BRILLIANT!

9tales in 9th = illuminati confirmed

(Hospital)

Gynaecologist: Congratulations, a boy!

Parents: YAY! Let's name him... TENFINGERS! Because he has ten fingers. - TwilightKitsune

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10 Geodude Geodude

When I heard this name I'm about to fly to outer space because it's too funny! At school, we usually call geography geo. Then when I heard the word Geodude I start to think about geography dude! The person who said Geodude is part of the earth is correct. Rocks! Minerals! See? Just a perfect part of our earth!

Dude, this is a stupid name.

Well... He is made out of geo...! And he is a due... How about... GEODUDE

Geometry dude - Piplup

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The Contenders

11 Drowzee Drowzee

This reminds me of how some weird parents give their kid a word name, for example "Paisley", then they ruin it by changing the spelling to something ridiculous like "Payzlee". Who spells "Drowsy" like that? And who wants a Pokemon whose main attribute is being tired?

12 Igglybuff Igglybuff

Love

13 Muk Muk

What's Muk spelled backwards?

And let's be honest here, he doesn't look too far from it.

"What should we call the muck Pokemon"
"I know muk"
"You are a genius. Where in the world do you come up with these great names.

Kind of rude since this Pokemon is not all muk yuck

Lol, but he's purple

14 Mr. Mime Mr. Mime

Considering its 1:1 Male-Female ratio - PokemonGOSucks

What about female mr mimes? - GriffinDoge

15 Ekans Ekans

Real original. No one will ever figure this out.

Its literally SNAKE BACKWARDS! AND THIS GUY IS AT 31! HIS BUDDY COBRA BACKWARDS SHOULD BE HERE TOO!

Snake... Kobra... Motor... - PokemonGOSucks

Snake...how about e-k-a-n-s - spodermanfan1000

16 Yveltal Yveltal Yveltal is a fictional creature in the Pokemon Franchise. Introduced in the 6th gen, Yveltal is a legendary Dark/Flying type Pokemon, and is the mascot of Pokemon Y. It is classified as the Destruction Pokemon. Yveltal has the ability to absorb life energy, and when its life comes to an end, it steals ...read more.

How do I pronounce this?!

HOW THE HECK DO YOU SAY THIS?!?!?!?

Actually, it's prounounciation is "E-bhelt-al". For those no pronounce do. - SwampertBABY

17 Litten Litten

This is insulting I chose Litten as my starter at least it's not called cat

Yeah, the japanese name is better - Rue

So easy to create... - PokemonGOSucks

Creater: we have so many more Pokemon to name two starters litten cause it's original and poplio because it sounds nice.

other guy: k you such a genius

18 Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.

There is nothing magical about Magikarp, and neither is there anything magical about Magikarp.

19 Mewtwo Mewtwo Mewtwo is a fictional creature from Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon media franchise. It was created by Dr. Fuji in an attempt to clone Mew.

It's mew no two, which equals Mewtwo.

Nothing bad about it actually.

20 Granbull Granbull

It is exactly granny and bulldog mixed together. Plus it looks so plain.

21 Cubone Cubone

Cue the perverted jokes.

22 Klinklang Klinklang

And you hate the fans of gen 1 (and 2) but they make crap like this.

It's just its prevolutions (Klink and Klang) Mixed together. Where's the originality in that? - TheAmazingRaspberry

23 Patrat

What, as in pet rat? Why would anyone want a stupid red and yellow eyed creep?

PATRAT?! This name makes NO sense.

It's Patrol+Rat - PokemonGOSucks

Dis name is utterly ridiculous���"

24 Timburr

You make a creature carrying a log and call it Timburr. Are you serious?

Kind of reminds me off a beaver

This reminds me of that kesha and pitbull song - makes me hate it eaven more.

25 Xatu Xatu

Xatu... that's fun to say! Wait... I can't pronounce it...

It's pronounced zatu, what?

Eksa-tu is it's pronounciation dudes. - SwampertBABY

26 Pachirisu Pachirisu

I don't even know whether I spelt it right.

27 Jynx Jynx

Make the first consonant more aspirated and what you'll get is... - PokemonGOSucks

A stupid name for a controversial Pokemon.

28 Guzzlord Guzzlord Guzzlord is a dual-type Dark/Dragon Pokémon introduced in Generation VII. It is not known to evolve into or from any other Pokémon. It is one of the Ultra Beasts and is known by the code name UB-05 Glutton.

I know people love this name for a Pokemon, I do too, but let's be real here: It's a really stupid name.

29 Tynamo
30 Electrode Electrode
31 Galvantula Galvantula
32 Blissey Blissey
33 Sentret Sentret

It's based on a Tanooki - PokemonGOSucks

34 Snubbull
35 Miltank Miltank
36 Furfrou Furfrou

Furfrou sounds like Froufrou, which sounds like a really sassy lady's dog, and it looks like a poodle...

Furfrou sounds like Froufrou, which sounds like a sassy lady's dog, and it's a poodle...

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37 Ursaring Ursaring

Sounds like " Your staring ". Haha! - funnyuser

38 Sawk Sawk

Sounds like " sock ". Haha! - funnyuser

Såk /sɔːk/, where some people may pronounce "sock" that way - PokemonGOSucks

39 Starmie Starmie

StarYU evolves into StarMIE?! This makes no sense!

40 Klink Klink

Such a boring name. - funnyuser

Why is Klank and Klinklank

41 Gible Gible

Sounds very... Anglic. - PokemonGOSucks

Um, how do I pronounce this? Gibble or Gyble

42 Eevee Eevee Eevee, known in Japan as Eievui, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

It's Eevee because it EEVOLVES!

Ahahaahahaa.

43 Burmy Burmy
44 Baltoy Baltoy
45 Pineco

No, you idiot. It's a pinecone.

It's a bit like "Pineapple"

46 Arbok Arbok

Backward spelling: Arbok = Kobra

Namer: We need a name for a Cobra Pokemon, fast!
Person: Hmm... let's name it backwards! Wait, Arboc doesn't seem right... Hey, I got an amazing idea! Let's change C into K!
Namer: WOW! YOU'RE A GENIUS!

47 Exeggcute Exeggcute
48 Stakataka

Are you serious gamefreak? This is 2017! How did you revert back to the lickylicky! Seriously screw stakatakatakatakatakatakatakataka! - SuperBananagengar

49 Tepig Tepig

Storyliner: we need a fire starter
Namer: how about a pig... Pignite! Pig + ignite!
Storyline: no too good... Emboar: ember + boar!
Random guy: tepig! Tepid+pig
Everyone: yeeeaah
Tepid means SLIGHTLY WARM

Combine it with pig!
Tepid pig!

Slightly Warm Pig!
Ffuu-

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