Top Ten Stupidest Pokemon

All hail magikarp for being able to beat all the legendaries at once with his ultimate move splash

Magikarp can't do anything except flop and jump!
Its super dumb!

Gyrados is cool.. But magikarp? Wasting time to catch it just catch gyrados..Z..

This little MAGIC KARP! (;) is beautiful. I’d keep 500 of these boys and then wait for them to evolve

Zubat is the WORST! Useless to capture, weak in battle, but it has that attack ' SUPERSONIC! You fight 10 million of these jerks every time you enter a cave, and every single time they confuse your leading Pokemon, causing endless battles as your Pokemon hurts itself and Zubat whittles down its strength with tackle or growl.

Zubat is so stupid! Can't learn many good moves until he is fully evolved but fully evolving it can be hard for certain people.

I don't know why they think it's okay to keep putting Zubat in the new games. We've already caught it, in like every other predecessor, why would we care about catching it in the eighth game we see it?

Screw you Zubat.

When I was younger I hated this and Mr. Mime so much I got a card of jynx one time and ripped it. Ita so god damn ugly

We don't have enough of those stupid overpowered Psychic-types. We need another one. Hey, I have an idea! Let's make it both racist and sexist!

GREAT IDEA, IDIOTS.

Ugh, tell me about it. Absol is much better than this piece of trubbish. - Absolite

Pokemon that look like people are mostly all pointless and weird looking, hands down the coolest pokemon are based on real animals.

Jynx is so racist and sexist, I don't know what was going through the creators heads when they made this. Well, GOOD JOB. You succeeded in making a Pokemon which is yet another OP psychic type with a crappy design. *sarcastic clap* Good job!

You people are totally wrong because pikachu is awesome oh and he's really cute

Well there is a reason I find it kinda annoying that every time ash finds a rival and the rival just got a new starter from the Professor, here comes Ash "I challenge you" he throws out pikachu and pikachu ha a draw or loses! We all know that any of ash's Pokemon would be able to beat it. But no... Pikachu could never beat a new starter Pokemon! It's SO FUSTRATING!

Appear every where. I pick a new manga, he get the biggest spot light, a new anime happen (generations and other specials) he get the spotlight. It's become so annoying seeing this.

He looks cute but he's an ass with trash attitude and annoying sometimes.

Pikachu is an idiot. Whoever put him on here is epic. Oh, and you know the banned episode of Pokemon with porygon in? It was pikachus fault. If that doesn't tell you anything, look at its base stats.

Unown is very stupid it can oly learn one move hidden power this is the worst one ever

This thing is absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why this hideous creature even exists. What am I talking about?

I'm talking about how Unown is supposed to look like the Latin Alphabet, even though it was created in Japan. You know, where characters are used instead of letters? Terrible idea. Just terrible.

1 Bad Move, bad stas, bad type, this thing blows. It also creates a highly inconvenient form of Code Writing. Even worse than Magikarp, who gets a great evolution that is severely allergic to electricity. Pursuit it to death and you are fine.

Looks weird and it is stupid as well

What's up with this guy? First of on my HeartGold game, I encountered a FEMALE Mr. MIME! Why's it called a Mr. Mime if it can be female? I don't understand! Second off, it's kinda creepy looking...

We need a new Pokemon... Let's just make a human which has physchic powers that can be used for basically a little mind game. - TheGamehero

Mr. Mime is basically just a human playing a clown in the circus. Pokemon are supposed to relate to real life animals besides from humans. Also, the gender ratio of Mr. Mime (emphasis on mr. ) is 50% male, 50% female. This means that half of these "misters" are females.

One word Creepy

I just agreed with this one to comment. Weedle may have crappy stats, but compared to Caterpie, it knows poison sting. Yeah. What does Caterpie know? Tackle? Imagine a caterpillar tackling ANYTHING! You touch a Weedle, you're poisoned and you slowly die. Besides, it evolves eventually into Beedrill. It may have crappy stats/moves, but it looks so cool that it's one of my personal favorites.

Worse than Caterpie when you need to battle one because Caterpie can't poison you, Weedle has got to be at least the stupidest bug Pokémon ever. First of all it's ugly. Secondly, it's weak, and it's favorite thing to do is poison you. Last but not least, you probably hate this thing! - turtwig

Weedle can poison you while caterpie just farts through its antenna

Just STUPID - AliciaMae

Hmm, we need a new Pokemon. Lets think up of a quick design. Oh! I know! Let's put a horn on a fish and call it original!

Pointless Pokemon even worse evolution. I don't even like Goldfish their like the slaves of the fish world absolutely useless!

Goldeen can't do anything! I don't even know why it was make, really!

Misty’s Goldeen be like... goldeen, goldeen, goldeen, goldeen, goldeen.

There is nothing worse than fighting multiple Metapods in a row using harden over and over until they take virtually no damage.

Actually, everyone who said that it only knows harden, that's only if you catch it as a Metapod. I'm replaying Leaf Green and I caught it as a Caterpie and it of course didn't forget all its moves before evolving. Now I have an amazing Butterfree - awesomeyveltal

Metapod should be 3rd stupidest Pokemon.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU WIN A BATTLE WITH A METAPOD

If it had evolved into Alomomola, then it would have some point in being a Pokmon. Poor Luvdisc, it will never be loved for its disc-ness.

One of the few pokemon I think is pointless, Luvdisc has no good stats except for speed, and good speed is pointless is you don't have decent attack/sp attack/support moves to back it up. It looks both stupid and unoriginal (love heart pokemon? Sure, why not? ) and can't evolve into anything good (unlike magikarp and zubat).
Magikarp is Game Freak making fun of their own game mechanics, and I can't hate Zubat after Crobat helped me immensely thoughout Pokemon Pearl.
Both Delibird and Unown are also stupid and worse pokemon to use, but Luvdisc don't even have a point behind it.

Okay... This thing is pathetic. It gets the ability Swift Swim to pointlessly boost its somewhat passable speed while possessing awful defenses and attacking stats while learning a grand total of 2 different types of moves excluding Hidden Power (Water and Ice moves). And by the way... WHERE THE HELL IS UNOWN ON THIS LIST!

Why does this pokemon even exist

Psyduck is a total idiot. I don't know why I caught one. It never listens to misty.
This will always be a frustration

If he gets a major headache he can use very powerful powers, but in pokemon snap he can faint pretty easily on the river level if you hit him with o pester ball

Come on, Psyduck is funny in the anime, can learn Psychic and evolve into something cool, and here you guys are talking about all the bad things about it

It's just stupid

Seriously how did they think up this pokemon? It is so stupid and it is also terrible in battle. (and by the way why isn't psyduck on this list)

If it stops jumping it dies, yet in the game cube games they show it fallinf down when it faints. Now you have to feel guilty every time you beat it because you know you just made its heart stop.

He is the funnest thing I have ever seen every time I see him he makes me piss my self but you have to love him

He is my mom... step-mom DUN DUN DUN!

Why the heck is Bidoof on here twice? Haha, poor Bidoof. I'm still trying to figure out why some Pokemon are on here though... especially Oshawott... spelled WRONG. Some people just over-analyze about what the Pokemon CAN'T do, and they don't pay more attention to what it CAN do.

This is my least favorite Pokemon. At least Magikarp has the excuse of being a floppy fish. Bidoof is one of the first Pokemon you see in diamond and pearl and its definitely the worst. - ScorpDevil4

What the hell, man? Is Bidoof that bad, that he has to be here THREE times? Obviously. The only good thing he's got going for him is that OP Moody ability, and there are better Pokemon that have that. We asked for a Pokemon, not a teenage excuse for a Pokemon.

Bidoof is way better than all Pokemon ever - PhantomPowah

Snorlax is amazing. I love this Pokemon. How on earth is he even on this list to begin with?

Snorlax is a great Pokemon. Why is he on here on this list? He is one of my favorite tanks.

DUDE, YOU ARE CRAP FOR PUTTING HIM ON! HE CA N LEARN ALMOST ANYTHING, HE'S GOT GRTEAT STATS AND IN REAL LIFE IT COULD TAKE OUT A CITY WITH A BODY SLAM! YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN POKEMON

I love snorlax, he can learn many different moves of different types, and he's really good and hits hard. I don't get why he's on this list - lynxa

What happens if Koffing actually coughs?

Explosion. Don't need to say anything else, do I?

I blows up and kills itself.

Dude... Do I Have To Talk About Weezing? It's a poison balloon that explodes and has pretty good stats...

Ew it's hideous. I don't get why some people find it cute, it's so dumb and ugly. - lynxa

I actually like muk. In the anime he is super cute. And in real life he would be almost impossible to kill.

Spell his name backwards

How can they call this an evolution to Grimer?! It's the exact same, just bigger and a darker color of purple. Everyone always complains about Garbodor, but this is a blob of slime.

But guys... I like trains

Are you kidding me Starly is so cute and obviously the person who put him here hasn't the slightest idea how awesome Staraptor is!

Starly may be weak, but it's cute and evolves into a badass bird who will destroy you. I love Staraptor - lynxa

Really first pokemon you meet is a fing starkly practically he's every where. Is evolutions are way better

I love starkly he is so cute who is the poki hater ho put him here:(

AARGG CHARIZARD IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AND HE SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS AT WHATEVER POKEMON YOU HAVE YOU ARE so STUPID AND A DUMBASS FOR PUTTING HIM ON THIS LIST HE SHOULD BE WITH THE TOP TEN POKEMON EVER

Extremely Overrated:He has a Horrible type Combo of fire and flying and can't even learn fly. a Pidgey can learn fly and fly you across the world but a charizard, no he is too weak to fly.

He is stupidly weak without mega evolving and I took my friends one out using rock slide and stealth rock.

Stealth rock and stone edge, young children who know nothing about pokemon

Shove this guy on the Top 10s.

I agree eith the visitor. - FerrariDude64

Slowpoke looks a whole lot like a zombie. On cocaine. Him and the rest of its evolutionary forms. Its eyes even bigger than those Japanese animated characters, and it looks permanently stoned.

Slowpoke is stupid my friend has the card I said throw it out he said you can sell for millions keep your old Pokemon to get cash

I have Pokemon mini-figures, and slowpoke has this tail curving towards his head. Some bottoms of my Pokemon toys, like Blastoise, have holes in them. Then, I can put Blastoise onto the Slowpoke tail, and call him SLowtank.

I beat forty a gym leader with it by the way it's physic type

Feebas blows! Excerpt it evolves into milotic

Ok, captain obvious, feebas is JUST like a magikarp, BUT MORE UGLY.

Feebas is uglier, but better than Magikarp. This is because it can live anywhere. - turtwig

ICEBEAM Febas on ta dummy s

Whenever you go into tall grass this dude shows up and keeps on coming it is truly the worst Pokemon that only knows string shot and tackle - bahramkhan

There are three reasons to put it in the first place: 1) it's weak in battle, 2) it's just ugly, 3) it farts (through its antenna). Gross...

It's such a stupid Pokemon based on a caterpillar that only knows string shot and tackle

so stupid

I think oddish is cute. I've always wanted one.

I like Oddish; good evolutions - awesomeyveltal

Oddish is a weirdo with a grass hairdo its like Nintendo just said 'we don't have any Pokemon without arms, ' so they made him a blue seed, then they said, 'let's give him a spiffy hairdo!

I really like odissh, it's cute now some people might complain about gloom but remember, in the anime it saved a kids life from a grimer

This should be number 1. I h8 him. - LeRoiDesSapins

Shedinja's Dex entry states "that it will steal the soul of anyone looking in the hole on its back" this makes me hate Shedinja

No way! It's immune to HEAPS of types! I know it only has 1 HP, but STILL!

LAME!

Why is eevee on this list? He's awesome!

For one Elite is like the best you can evolve Eevee into so many of its evolutions

I love Eevee! Why's he on the list? - lynxa

What is this doing here - NoxicPlayz

Weezing's face... Oh my god. He looks like, 'Why is life so bad?!?!?! ' and plus, what ARE those stuff coming out of him? Is it what I think it is... is he farting?!

Weeping has fart powder coming out of him - SammySpore

It just looks.. Ugh.. -.-
I think Koffing looks better. I like elegent/cute looking pokemon, but this thing..
Maybe Koffing needs another evolution?

IT'S SO UGLY I ALMOST PUKED WHEN I SAW THIS! Why? Nintendo why? it's grosss! - lynxa

Dumbest Pokemon ever, Lugia and Evie destroy is in every way possible... Also Craig is a terrible name, just saying

No way I loke Gengar. He is my favorite ghost type.

Why is Gengar on here D: He's awesome, and a good reason to catch a Gastly. - awesomeyveltal

Whoever put this on the list is stoopid.

Why is Gengar stupid? He looks cool and he has great special stats. An idiot without pokemon knowledge adds this. - Userguy44

Who put him on this list! HE IS AWESOME!

Who the heck doesn't like this guy! I mean it's a rock Dino and the only bad thing about it is that it's arm are still short

Tyrantrum is epic! Fools put him on here - FerrariDude64

SO AMAZING WHY ON LIST!

As much as I like Kadabra, Abra sucks. You cannot do anything with it, and you can't fight it unless you have a really good Pokemon or level. The only chance you have is to have a one hit kill.

Its only attack is teleport!

Abra... well, it's actually pretty good (Special Attack: 105), and, you can teach it Psychic using TM. That's how you make it useful - lynxa

OK THIS STUPID AND ANNOYING.I THINK ALL Pokemon ARE GOOD if YOU BELIEVE IN THEM AND TRAIN WITH THEM. THIS IS STUPID I'M HACK ACCOUNT AND PUT A STOP TO THIS RIGHT NOW!

Say that to him, and you're dead as a dodo

You don't understand it's power.

Worst, most ugly, stupid looking Pokemon in the history of Pokemon! Its, wow, just LOOK at that retarded face! It makes me want to over kill it EVERY time I come across one in the games!

In the TCG five fierce chops low attack low chance of high damage and then cannot attack next turn

HOW DARE YOU HATE SAWK

It's a tiny rat. How would anyone like it more than pidgey? Pidgey is one of my favorite Pokemon.

But he is top percentage- youngster joey.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I LOVE RATTATA HE'S MY FAVOURITE Pokemon!

Agreed

He is annoying cause I have all the Pokemon guides and I have top see this

Umm uxie is the smartest Pokemon

Laugh out loud world's smartest pokemon is on the stupid pokemon list. Whoever put him on is pretty dumb cause it has an IQ over 5000 and still on the stupid list lololz think twice before putting a pokemon on.

This Pokemon has the highest special attack out of all non-legendary kanto Pokemon. - lynxa

Completely pointless and stupid. - Celestius

He is really weak, but it's forms are badass.

A bearded hippie

Garbodor is a bag of garbage! I mean seriously, a bag of garbage? What's next, a can of tomato soup named Cambello? Or maybe they might have an ice cream Pokemon. Oh wait...

I personally love Garbodor. You retards just hate it because of its design. So what is and ugly trash bag. Is one of my favorite poison types and Pokemon in general. First actually use it before you judge it. Garbodor is really strong. So yeah. Its awesome.

I literally threw up a bit when I first saw this thing. It's hideous. Can we at least recycle it instead of throwing it away?

Guys, okay. I heard this is one of the best Pokémon in the world because 1. It's a Garbage bag, 2. Because it has the word, "Odor" in there like body odor, 3. Cause it has a mouth and that makes it amazing. (Sarcasm)

Chimchar is so strong, he is boss and later he beat everyone in my game

Mudkip is attack higher! Lol worst! Fire types are noobs, they cannot beat baby muddy!

Infernape is stronger than both of them..! And who the hell is blazocan..?

He is not stupid. it evolves into a fricon Infernape! - NoxicPlayz

It sounds annoying and only has one "attack. " I don't even understand why it is used in battle. And it took me hours to understand the tail, which is like a balloon that can hold things. And what happened to the post office? Don't just make a whole Pokemon for delivering presents.

Why isn't this even mentioned? This 2nd gen pokemon is completely horrible. God awful stats, ridiculously bad move set, and the only exclusive move it has HEALS the opponent. This will die in one hit no matter what, pass on this completely. - Akai

It gives you presents that blow up. It's like Santa Clause's evil pet or something.

I think it's cute. it helps you when your lost in the mountains - lynxa