Top Ten Stupidest Pokemon

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The Pokemon that look the dumbest and act the stupidest.

The Top Ten

1 Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.

All hail magikarp for being able to beat all the legendaries at once with his ultimate move splash

Gyrados is cool.. But magikarp? Wasting time to catch it just catch gyrados..Z..

Magikarp can't do anything except flop and jump!
Its super dumb!

Magickarp world's derpiest pokemon

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2 Zubat Zubat

Zubat is the WORST! Useless to capture, weak in battle, but it has that attack ' SUPERSONIC! You fight 10 million of these jerks every time you enter a cave, and every single time they confuse your leading Pokemon, causing endless battles as your Pokemon hurts itself and Zubat whittles down its strength with tackle or growl.

Zubat is so stupid! Can't learn many good moves until he is fully evolved but fully evolving it can be hard for certain people.

I don't know why they think it's okay to keep putting Zubat in the new games. We've already caught it, in like every other predecessor, why would we care about catching it in the eighth game we see it?

I do not like zubat he's SO annoying in caves once your in digletts cave your you mostly find a diglett but If it's not it's zubat even golbats kind of easy to find in caves

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3 Jynx Jynx

When I was younger I hated this and Mr. Mime so much I got a card of jynx one time and ripped it. Ita so god damn ugly

We don't have enough of those stupid overpowered Psychic-types. We need another one. Hey, I have an idea! Let's make it both racist and sexist!

GREAT IDEA, IDIOTS.

Ugh, tell me about it. Absol is much better than this piece of trubbish. - Absolite

Pokemon that look like people are mostly all pointless and weird looking, hands down the coolest pokemon are based on real animals.

Jynx sucks!

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4 Pikachu

Pikachu is advertised as the strongest Pokemon in the cartoons but that is a load of bull. Lets get serious, it can't take down a steelix, it will never take down a jynx and you can be god damn sure that it won't be able to last a second against a dialga. When I first got Pokemon I wanted a Pikachu so badly that I sacrificed almost everything to get to it money, Pokemon etc. I thought it would be the very best likeno Pokemon every was. See what I did there. But I was so wrong, the fact is it can't last a second in battle and that's why this Pokemon sucks.

You people are totally wrong because pikachu is awesome oh and he's really cute

Well there is a reason I find it kinda annoying that every time ash finds a rival and the rival just got a new starter from the Professor, here comes Ash "I challenge you" he throws out pikachu and pikachu ha a draw or loses! We all know that any of ash's Pokemon would be able to beat it. But no... Pikachu could never beat a new starter Pokemon! It's SO FUSTRATING!

Pikachu sucks

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5 Weedle Weedle

I just agreed with this one to comment. Weedle may have crappy stats, but compared to Caterpie, it knows poison sting. Yeah. What does Caterpie know? Tackle? Imagine a caterpillar tackling ANYTHING! You touch a Weedle, you're poisoned and you slowly die. Besides, it evolves eventually into Beedrill. It may have crappy stats/moves, but it looks so cool that it's one of my personal favorites.

Worse than Caterpie when you need to battle one because Caterpie can't poison you, Weedle has got to be at least the stupidest bug Pokémon ever. First of all it's ugly. Secondly, it's weak, and it's favorite thing to do is poison you. Last but not least, you probably hate this thing! - turtwig

Weedle can poison you while caterpie just farts through its antenna

Mega beedrill #3 most fastest mega evolution

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6 Unown Unown

Unown is very stupid it can oly learn one move hidden power this is the worst one ever

This thing is absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why this hideous creature even exists. What am I talking about?

I'm talking about how Unown is supposed to look like the Latin Alphabet, even though it was created in Japan. You know, where characters are used instead of letters? Terrible idea. Just terrible.

1 Bad Move, bad stas, bad type, this thing blows. It also creates a highly inconvenient form of Code Writing. Even worse than Magikarp, who gets a great evolution that is severely allergic to electricity. Pursuit it to death and you are fine.

Is this pokemon a joke. It can only learn one move that many many pokemon can learn. They just want to make it look cool by it changing form. Look at it just look at it, ugly and useless

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7 Mr. Mime Mr. Mime

What's up with this guy? First of on my HeartGold game, I encountered a FEMALE Mr. MIME! Why's it called a Mr. Mime if it can be female? I don't understand! Second off, it's kinda creepy looking...

We need a new Pokemon... Let's just make a human which has physchic powers that can be used for basically a little mind game. - TheGamehero

Mr. Mime is basically just a human playing a clown in the circus. Pokemon are supposed to relate to real life animals besides from humans. Also, the gender ratio of Mr. Mime (emphasis on mr. ) is 50% male, 50% female. This means that half of these "misters" are females.

It's just ugly and scary I want to die

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8 Goldeen Goldeen

Hmm, we need a new Pokemon. Lets think up of a quick design. Oh! I know! Let's put a horn on a fish and call it original!

Pointless Pokemon even worse evolution. I don't even like Goldfish their like the slaves of the fish world absolutely useless!

Goldeen can't do anything! I don't even know why it was make, really!

Go unifish! I mean goldeen...

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9 Meowth Meowth Meowth is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. Created by Ken Sugimori, Meowth first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. In addition, it was one of the Pokémon to get an Alolan variant. It later appeared in various merchandise, spinoff ...read more.

You know what doesn't make sense? In the anime Team Rocket was always thinking about paychecks. Why didn't they just get Meowth to learn Pay Day?! Now instead of doing that, they are in stupid Black and White and aren't even funny anymore! What happened to "We're Blasting of Again! "?

Jessie and James have asked Meowth to learn Pay Day before, but the thing is, because Meowth walks and speaks English, he can't learn any more moves.

Meowth in team rocket is amazing and an awesome manipulator.

But seriously, black and white? Seriously?

I am a HUGE fan of the Pokemon anime, especially the villains, but what happened to the awkward, pathetic, failers, that Team Rocket used to be? Now they jetpack off instead of blasting off. Its sad.

Yeah definitely just learn Payday 2 and rob some banks. And MEOWTH is so dumb. But then again, he is smarter then Jessie and James and probably the best in there team.

It is a retarded pokemon

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10 Metapod Metapod

There is nothing worse than fighting multiple Metapods in a row using harden over and over until they take virtually no damage.

Actually, everyone who said that it only knows harden, that's only if you catch it as a Metapod. I'm replaying Leaf Green and I caught it as a Caterpie and it of course didn't forget all its moves before evolving. Now I have an amazing Butterfree - awesomeyveltal

Metapod should be 3rd stupidest Pokemon.

What to do when it's charizard versus metapod
STEP 1: attack metapod with charizard (no damage)
Step 2: say "screw you" to the opponent
step 3: say this" alright charizard use flamethrower on me! "
step 4: no more looking at metapod!

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The Contenders

11 Luvdisc

If it had evolved into Alomomola, then it would have some point in being a Pokmon. Poor Luvdisc, it will never be loved for its disc-ness.

One of the few pokemon I think is pointless, Luvdisc has no good stats except for speed, and good speed is pointless is you don't have decent attack/sp attack/support moves to back it up. It looks both stupid and unoriginal (love heart pokemon? Sure, why not? ) and can't evolve into anything good (unlike magikarp and zubat).
Magikarp is Game Freak making fun of their own game mechanics, and I can't hate Zubat after Crobat helped me immensely thoughout Pokemon Pearl.
Both Delibird and Unown are also stupid and worse pokemon to use, but Luvdisc don't even have a point behind it.

Okay... This thing is pathetic. It gets the ability Swift Swim to pointlessly boost its somewhat passable speed while possessing awful defenses and attacking stats while learning a grand total of 2 different types of moves excluding Hidden Power (Water and Ice moves). And by the way... WHERE THE HELL IS UNOWN ON THIS LIST!

My 7 year old sister likes this Pokemon

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12 Psyduck Psyduck

Psyduck is a total idiot. I don't know why I caught one. It never listens to misty.
This will always be a frustration

If he gets a major headache he can use very powerful powers, but in pokemon snap he can faint pretty easily on the river level if you hit him with o pester ball

Come on, Psyduck is funny in the anime, can learn Psychic and evolve into something cool, and here you guys are talking about all the bad things about it

Ok sure in the animation he's dumb, but the game is what matters. He can kick butt with his water/phycic combo

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13 Spoink Spoink

Seriously how did they think up this pokemon? It is so stupid and it is also terrible in battle. (and by the way why isn't psyduck on this list)

If it stops jumping it dies, yet in the game cube games they show it fallinf down when it faints. Now you have to feel guilty every time you beat it because you know you just made its heart stop.

He is the funnest thing I have ever seen every time I see him he makes me piss my self but you have to love him

He is my mom... step-mom DUN DUN DUN!

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14 Koffing Koffing

What happens if Koffing actually coughs?

Explosion. Don't need to say anything else, do I?

I blows up and kills itself.

Dude... Do I Have To Talk About Weezing? It's a poison balloon that explodes and has pretty good stats...

At least offing looks happy

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15 Muk Muk

I actually like muk. In the anime he is super cute. And in real life he would be almost impossible to kill.

How can they call this an evolution to Grimer?! It's the exact same, just bigger and a darker color of purple. Everyone always complains about Garbodor, but this is a blob of slime.

Spell his name backwards

But guys... I like trains

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16 Snorlax Snorlax

Snorlax is amazing. I love this Pokemon. How on earth is he even on this list to begin with?

Snorlax is a great Pokemon. Why is he on here on this list? He is one of my favorite tanks.

DUDE, YOU ARE CRAP FOR PUTTING HIM ON! HE CA N LEARN ALMOST ANYTHING, HE'S GOT GRTEAT STATS AND IN REAL LIFE IT COULD TAKE OUT A CITY WITH A BODY SLAM! YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN POKEMON

USE BODY SLAM OOPS YOUR DEAD NOW I love him

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17 Patrat

A patrat is one of the first Pokemon you see and why would anyone catch it. Only an idiot would, or Ash.

People always say abiding are ugly...they've never seen Patrat.

It evolves into serial killer and its on steroids

Pokemon is no place for drug abuse.

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18 Starly Starly

Are you kidding me Starly is so cute and obviously the person who put him here hasn't the slightest idea how awesome Staraptor is!

Really first pokemon you meet is a fing starkly practically he's every where. Is evolutions are way better

What!? Have you SEEN staraptor!?

I love starkly he is so cute who is the poki hater ho put him here:(

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19 Gengar Gengar Gengar, known in Japan as Gengar, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

No way I loke Gengar. He is my favorite ghost type.

Why is Gengar on here D: He's awesome, and a good reason to catch a Gastly. - awesomeyveltal

Whoever put this on the list is stoopid.

Gengar is so cool especially is mega form who put this on the list

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20 Snubbull

It's gross and stupid and it's evolution is even more awkward

Geez! If Charlie sheen was a Pokemon, it would be snubbull

Snubbull looks like a Bulldog!

Snubbull is a stupid bulldog who has this dumb collar. Nasty man, nasty! At least in Pokémon cards I have a grannbull that has 120 hp and does 120 damage. I makes grannbull confused though

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