Top Ten Stupidest PokemonCaptainComedy17 The Pokemon that look the dumbest and act the stupidest.
The Top Ten
All hail magikarp for being able to beat all the legendaries at once with his ultimate move splash
Magikarp can't do anything except flop and jump!
Its super dumb!
Gyrados is cool.. But magikarp? Wasting time to catch it just catch gyrados..Z..
I wanted a gyrados so I was supposed to use a pokeball but I was so exited I used a master ball instead and splash does nothing. How do you make it work?!V 134 Comments
Zubat is the WORST! Useless to capture, weak in battle, but it has that attack ' SUPERSONIC! You fight 10 million of these jerks every time you enter a cave, and every single time they confuse your leading Pokemon, causing endless battles as your Pokemon hurts itself and Zubat whittles down its strength with tackle or growl.
Zubat is so stupid! Can't learn many good moves until he is fully evolved but fully evolving it can be hard for certain people.
I don't know why they think it's okay to keep putting Zubat in the new games. We've already caught it, in like every other predecessor, why would we care about catching it in the eighth game we see it?
You know what? When do you think you can catch a Shiny one l:(V 33 Comments
When I was younger I hated this and Mr. Mime so much I got a card of jynx one time and ripped it. Ita so god damn ugly
We don't have enough of those stupid overpowered Psychic-types. We need another one. Hey, I have an idea! Let's make it both racist and sexist!
GREAT IDEA, IDIOTS.
Ugh, tell me about it. Absol is much better than this piece of trubbish. - Absolite
Pokemon that look like people are mostly all pointless and weird looking, hands down the coolest pokemon are based on real animals.
Jynx sucks!V 41 Comments
You people are totally wrong because pikachu is awesome oh and he's really cute
Well there is a reason I find it kinda annoying that every time ash finds a rival and the rival just got a new starter from the Professor, here comes Ash "I challenge you" he throws out pikachu and pikachu ha a draw or loses! We all know that any of ash's Pokemon would be able to beat it. But no... Pikachu could never beat a new starter Pokemon! It's SO FUSTRATING!
Appear every where. I pick a new manga, he get the biggest spot light, a new anime happen (generations and other specials) he get the spotlight. It's become so annoying seeing this.
He looks cute but he's an ass with trash attitude and annoying sometimes.
Pikachu may be good in the anime but it's completely useless in the competitive setting. Don't know why it beat multiple legendaries and got Koed by a level 5 snivy with no battle exp. Just stupid.V 105 Comments
I just agreed with this one to comment. Weedle may have crappy stats, but compared to Caterpie, it knows poison sting. Yeah. What does Caterpie know? Tackle? Imagine a caterpillar tackling ANYTHING! You touch a Weedle, you're poisoned and you slowly die. Besides, it evolves eventually into Beedrill. It may have crappy stats/moves, but it looks so cool that it's one of my personal favorites.
Worse than Caterpie when you need to battle one because Caterpie can't poison you, Weedle has got to be at least the stupidest bug Pokémon ever. First of all it's ugly. Secondly, it's weak, and it's favorite thing to do is poison you. Last but not least, you probably hate this thing! - turtwig
Weedle can poison you while caterpie just farts through its antenna
WEEDLE IS A GOD NOT A WEAKLING HE CAN BEAT ANY POKEMONV 8 Comments
Unown is very stupid it can oly learn one move hidden power this is the worst one ever
This thing is absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why this hideous creature even exists. What am I talking about?
I'm talking about how Unown is supposed to look like the Latin Alphabet, even though it was created in Japan. You know, where characters are used instead of letters? Terrible idea. Just terrible.
1 Bad Move, bad stas, bad type, this thing blows. It also creates a highly inconvenient form of Code Writing. Even worse than Magikarp, who gets a great evolution that is severely allergic to electricity. Pursuit it to death and you are fine.
Unown is supposed to be smart... - AdrukathV 32 Comments
What's up with this guy? First of on my HeartGold game, I encountered a FEMALE Mr. MIME! Why's it called a Mr. Mime if it can be female? I don't understand! Second off, it's kinda creepy looking...
We need a new Pokemon... Let's just make a human which has physchic powers that can be used for basically a little mind game. - TheGamehero
Mr. Mime is basically just a human playing a clown in the circus. Pokemon are supposed to relate to real life animals besides from humans. Also, the gender ratio of Mr. Mime (emphasis on mr. ) is 50% male, 50% female. This means that half of these "misters" are females.
U hh game freak: let's make s pokemon with jester shoes
Person: let's go boss way to go
Why is it wearing shies! @
It is also obsessed with cleaning and I don't know why people actually love it its specially ugly and it's based on a mime! creepy ones look at their art on mire creepy mime it's on Internet then u will really hate this cap trash
Hmm, we need a new Pokemon. Lets think up of a quick design. Oh! I know! Let's put a horn on a fish and call it original!
Pointless Pokemon even worse evolution. I don't even like Goldfish their like the slaves of the fish world absolutely useless!
Goldeen can't do anything! I don't even know why it was make, really!
Go unifish! I mean goldeen...V 6 Comments
You know what doesn't make sense? In the anime Team Rocket was always thinking about paychecks. Why didn't they just get Meowth to learn Pay Day?! Now instead of doing that, they are in stupid Black and White and aren't even funny anymore! What happened to "We're Blasting of Again! "?
Jessie and James have asked Meowth to learn Pay Day before, but the thing is, because Meowth walks and speaks English, he can't learn any more moves.
Meowth in team rocket is amazing and an awesome manipulator.
But seriously, black and white? Seriously?
I am a HUGE fan of the Pokemon anime, especially the villains, but what happened to the awkward, pathetic, failers, that Team Rocket used to be? Now they jetpack off instead of blasting off. Its sad.
Yeah definitely just learn Payday 2 and rob some banks. And MEOWTH is so dumb. But then again, he is smarter then Jessie and James and probably the best in there team.
It is a retarded pokemonV 16 Comments
There is nothing worse than fighting multiple Metapods in a row using harden over and over until they take virtually no damage.
Actually, everyone who said that it only knows harden, that's only if you catch it as a Metapod. I'm replaying Leaf Green and I caught it as a Caterpie and it of course didn't forget all its moves before evolving. Now I have an amazing Butterfree - awesomeyveltal
Metapod should be 3rd stupidest Pokemon.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU WIN A BATTLE WITH A METAPODV 15 Comments
If it had evolved into Alomomola, then it would have some point in being a Pokmon. Poor Luvdisc, it will never be loved for its disc-ness.
One of the few pokemon I think is pointless, Luvdisc has no good stats except for speed, and good speed is pointless is you don't have decent attack/sp attack/support moves to back it up. It looks both stupid and unoriginal (love heart pokemon? Sure, why not? ) and can't evolve into anything good (unlike magikarp and zubat).
Magikarp is Game Freak making fun of their own game mechanics, and I can't hate Zubat after Crobat helped me immensely thoughout Pokemon Pearl.
Both Delibird and Unown are also stupid and worse pokemon to use, but Luvdisc don't even have a point behind it.
Okay... This thing is pathetic. It gets the ability Swift Swim to pointlessly boost its somewhat passable speed while possessing awful defenses and attacking stats while learning a grand total of 2 different types of moves excluding Hidden Power (Water and Ice moves). And by the way... WHERE THE HELL IS UNOWN ON THIS LIST!
Just dumb. A heart fish?! yikesV 21 Comments
Psyduck is a total idiot. I don't know why I caught one. It never listens to misty.
This will always be a frustration
If he gets a major headache he can use very powerful powers, but in pokemon snap he can faint pretty easily on the river level if you hit him with o pester ball
Come on, Psyduck is funny in the anime, can learn Psychic and evolve into something cool, and here you guys are talking about all the bad things about it
Should be 1st - legendaryV 25 Comments
Seriously how did they think up this pokemon? It is so stupid and it is also terrible in battle. (and by the way why isn't psyduck on this list)
If it stops jumping it dies, yet in the game cube games they show it fallinf down when it faints. Now you have to feel guilty every time you beat it because you know you just made its heart stop.
He is the funnest thing I have ever seen every time I see him he makes me piss my self but you have to love him
He is my mom... step-mom DUN DUN DUN!V 10 Comments
What happens if Koffing actually coughs?
Explosion. Don't need to say anything else, do I?
I blows up and kills itself.
Dude... Do I Have To Talk About Weezing? It's a poison balloon that explodes and has pretty good stats...
At least offing looks happyV 8 Comments
Snorlax is amazing. I love this Pokemon. How on earth is he even on this list to begin with?
Snorlax is a great Pokemon. Why is he on here on this list? He is one of my favorite tanks.
DUDE, YOU ARE CRAP FOR PUTTING HIM ON! HE CA N LEARN ALMOST ANYTHING, HE'S GOT GRTEAT STATS AND IN REAL LIFE IT COULD TAKE OUT A CITY WITH A BODY SLAM! YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN POKEMON
Snorlax is amazing I don't understand how he is on the list like how?V 19 Comments
I actually like muk. In the anime he is super cute. And in real life he would be almost impossible to kill.
How can they call this an evolution to Grimer?! It's the exact same, just bigger and a darker color of purple. Everyone always complains about Garbodor, but this is a blob of slime.
Spell his name backwards
But guys... I like trainsV 4 Comments
A patrat is one of the first Pokemon you see and why would anyone catch it. Only an idiot would, or Ash.
People always say abiding are ugly...they've never seen Patrat.
It evolves into serial killer and its on steroids
Pokemon is no place for drug abuse.V 5 Comments
No way I loke Gengar. He is my favorite ghost type.
Why is Gengar on here D: He's awesome, and a good reason to catch a Gastly. - awesomeyveltal
Whoever put this on the list is stoopid.
Strong but why is the picture of mega genera?V 19 Comments
Are you kidding me Starly is so cute and obviously the person who put him here hasn't the slightest idea how awesome Staraptor is!
Really first pokemon you meet is a fing starkly practically he's every where. Is evolutions are way better
What!? Have you SEEN staraptor!?
I love starkly he is so cute who is the poki hater ho put him here:(V 4 Comments
It's gross and stupid and it's evolution is even more awkward
Geez! If Charlie sheen was a Pokemon, it would be snubbull
Snubbull looks like a Bulldog!
Snubbull is a stupid bulldog who has this dumb collar. Nasty man, nasty! At least in Pokémon cards I have a grannbull that has 120 hp and does 120 damage. I makes grannbull confused thoughV 4 Comments
AARGG CHARIZARD IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AND HE SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS AT WHATEVER POKEMON YOU HAVE YOU ARE so STUPID AND A DUMBASS FOR PUTTING HIM ON THIS LIST HE SHOULD BE WITH THE TOP TEN POKEMON EVER
Extremely Overrated:He has a Horrible type Combo of fire and flying and can't even learn fly. a Pidgey can learn fly and fly you across the world but a charizard, no he is too weak to fly.
He is stupidly weak without mega evolving and I took my friends one out using rock slide and stealth rock.
I WILL MURDER THE CREATOR OF THIS LISTV 17 Comments
Shove this guy on the Top 10s.
I agree eith the visitor. - FerrariDude64
Why the heck is Bidoof on here twice? Haha, poor Bidoof. I'm still trying to figure out why some Pokemon are on here though... especially Oshawott... spelled WRONG. Some people just over-analyze about what the Pokemon CAN'T do, and they don't pay more attention to what it CAN do.
This is my least favorite Pokemon. At least Magikarp has the excuse of being a floppy fish. Bidoof is one of the first Pokemon you see in diamond and pearl and its definitely the worst. - ScorpDevil4
What the hell, man? Is Bidoof that bad, that he has to be here THREE times? Obviously. The only good thing he's got going for him is that OP Moody ability, and there are better Pokemon that have that. We asked for a Pokemon, not a teenage excuse for a Pokemon.
Bidoof is way better than all Pokemon ever - PhantomPowahV 16 Comments
Wow, let's make some new fighting types and name them after ways to hurt people. And we'll misspell the names, too. Oh, but we have to make distinctions, so let's make 'em each a different color. AND PUT THEM IN KARATE GIs!
Hey! Why don't we rip off cool Pokemon like hitmonlee and hitmonchan and replace them with creepy things that look like Ernie and Bert? That would be a good idea, wouldn't it be?
Pretty much all Human-based Pokemon are stupid. What's more is that this guy looks like he's made of Play-do and has a karate robe on.
Cause a retard in a pink dress and slippers and piece of gum with limbs are "cool"V 1 Comment
Feebas blows! Excerpt it evolves into milotic
Ok, captain obvious, feebas is JUST like a magikarp, BUT MORE UGLY.
Feebas is uglier, but better than Magikarp. This is because it can live anywhere. - turtwig
ICEBEAM Febas on ta dummy sV 6 Comments
Slowpoke looks a whole lot like a zombie. On cocaine. Him and the rest of its evolutionary forms. Its eyes even bigger than those Japanese animated characters, and it looks permanently stoned.
Slowpoke is stupid my friend has the card I said throw it out he said you can sell for millions keep your old Pokemon to get cash
I have Pokemon mini-figures, and slowpoke has this tail curving towards his head. Some bottoms of my Pokemon toys, like Blastoise, have holes in them. Then, I can put Blastoise onto the Slowpoke tail, and call him SLowtank.
I beat forty a gym leader with it by the way it's physic typeV 5 Comments
I think oddish is cute. I've always wanted one.
I like Oddish; good evolutions - awesomeyveltal
Oddish is a weirdo with a grass hairdo its like Nintendo just said 'we don't have any Pokemon without arms, ' so they made him a blue seed, then they said, 'let's give him a spiffy hairdo!
I really like odissh, it's cute now some people might complain about gloom but remember, in the anime it saved a kids life from a grimer
Shedinja's Dex entry states "that it will steal the soul of anyone looking in the hole on its back" this makes me hate Shedinja
No way! It's immune to HEAPS of types! I know it only has 1 HP, but STILL!
Why is eevee on this list? He's awesome!
Eevee, awesome..? Oh my god..! Eevee can even beat arceus. WOW..! He is supposed to be number 3. He is even worse than ZIGZAGOON..!
Weezing's face... Oh my god. He looks like, 'Why is life so bad?!?!?! ' and plus, what ARE those stuff coming out of him? Is it what I think it is... is he farting?!
Weeping has fart powder coming out of him - SammySpore
It just looks.. Ugh.. -.-
I think Koffing looks better. I like elegent/cute looking pokemon, but this thing..
Maybe Koffing needs another evolution?
Some Team Rocket members were trying to create a Ghost-type out of Koffing clones, but instead they faield to create the Ghost-type then ended up with this. - PokemonGOSucksV 2 Comments
Simipour, I once used before, but it is so weak! Why were the elemental monkeys even Pokemon? It looks like a hippie.
I guess he is a little useless, but I like how they made them based off those three monkey things (hear speak see) - awesomeyveltal
Y does every person have to hate the monkeys, seriously their not that weak they have decent stats and huge movepools so what the crap is wrong with you people.
The ugliest thing everV 4 Comments
Dumbest Pokemon ever, Lugia and Evie destroy is in every way possible... Also Craig is a terrible name, just saying
Who put him on this list! HE IS AWESOME!
Who the heck doesn't like this guy! I mean it's a rock Dino and the only bad thing about it is that it's arm are still short
Tyrantrum is epic! Fools put him on here - FerrariDude64
SO AMAZING WHY ON LIST!V 6 Comments
As much as I like Kadabra, Abra sucks. You cannot do anything with it, and you can't fight it unless you have a really good Pokemon or level. The only chance you have is to have a one hit kill.
Its only attack is teleport!
You could teach it tm moves.
OK THIS STUPID AND ANNOYING.I THINK ALL Pokemon ARE GOOD if YOU BELIEVE IN THEM AND TRAIN WITH THEM. THIS IS STUPID I'M HACK ACCOUNT AND PUT A STOP TO THIS RIGHT NOW!
I swear whenever I see this Pokemon something just smells BAD, maybe nintendo invented smellovision, because it works for me.V 1 Comment
It's an ice cream cone. Pokemon is getting DESPERATE! Next they will make a cup cake that evolves into a birthday cake, and then into a wedding cake.
Jesus it's the stupidest pokemon ever invented. If I ever had one, I would have been like "GO VANILLISH! " and it would come out half eaten because I would have eaten it I agree, Pokemon is really running out of ideas
How do you manage to make ice cream fight scares me because I love ice cream
Its actually great in battle also don't complain about this Muk is WAY worse and food Pokemon have happened in gen 1 before Exeggcute now quit nostalgia and stupidness and learn.V 12 Comments
You don't understand it's power.
Worst, most ugly, stupid looking Pokemon in the history of Pokemon! Its, wow, just LOOK at that retarded face! It makes me want to over kill it EVERY time I come across one in the games!
In the TCG five fierce chops low attack low chance of high damage and then cannot attack next turn
He is annoying cause I have all the Pokemon guides and I have top see this
Umm uxie is the smartest Pokemon
Laugh out loud world's smartest pokemon is on the stupid pokemon list. Whoever put him on is pretty dumb cause it has an IQ over 5000 and still on the stupid list lololz think twice before putting a pokemon on.
Alakazam is gonna eat vanilish,.V 3 Comments
The most retarded looking Pokemon in history. As if every single one would carry a big wooden beam all the time? It's evolution is worse though...
Designer 1: Let's see, what is the weirdest and most uncomfortable design so far?
Designer 2: Well, nobody likes Mr. Mime...
D1: I know! Let's take Mr. Mime, the single most hated Pokémon (other than Jynx) in Gen 1, make it so muscular its veins are on the outside of its skin, blow up its nose and dye it red, and give it a ridiculous pencil-thin waist so it doesn't even LOOK like it could lift something without snapping its spine!
D2: Amazing! And, let's make its head closely resemble a brain tumor!
D1: And, let's make its name include the word 'Durr"!
D2: We are going to make so much money off of this!
Completely pointless and stupid. - Celestius
He is really weak, but it's forms are badass.V 2 Comments
A bearded hippie
Whenever you go into tall grass this dude shows up and keeps on coming it is truly the worst Pokemon that only knows string shot and tackle - bahramkhan
There are three reasons to put it in the first place: 1) it's weak in battle, 2) it's just ugly, 3) it farts (through its antenna). Gross...
It's such a stupid Pokemon based on a caterpillar that only knows string shot and tackle
so stupidV 4 Comments
Garbodor is a bag of garbage! I mean seriously, a bag of garbage? What's next, a can of tomato soup named Cambello? Or maybe they might have an ice cream Pokemon. Oh wait...
I personally love Garbodor. You retards just hate it because of its design. So what is and ugly trash bag. Is one of my favorite poison types and Pokemon in general. First actually use it before you judge it. Garbodor is really strong. So yeah. Its awesome.
I literally threw up a bit when I first saw this thing. It's hideous. Can we at least recycle it instead of throwing it away?
Guys, okay. I heard this is one of the best Pokémon in the world because 1. It's a Garbage bag, 2. Because it has the word, "Odor" in there like body odor, 3. Cause it has a mouth and that makes it amazing. (Sarcasm)V 7 Comments
Chimchar is so strong, he is boss and later he beat everyone in my game
Mudkip is attack higher! Lol worst! Fire types are noobs, they cannot beat baby muddy!
Infernape is stronger than both of them..! And who the hell is blazocan..?
He resists empoleon. I always use him in playthroughs in gen 4.V 3 Comments
This brat draws on people's faces if, no I'm sorry, WHEN they fall asleep after it sings. Hey idiot, you should know your song will do that, that's the thing about your species. Not only that, it's the worst Smash Bros character, yet it appears in EVERY! SINGLE! GAME!
Jigglypuff sure is cute; -# - Animefan12
Why is Jigglypuff on this list it's so cute
Its cute why you hate it :( its cute jiggly puff its cute cute I say cute
The only game she has ever kicked ass in was Melee. But since its cute, I'll use it in other Pokemon and smash games too.V 6 Comments
It sounds annoying and only has one "attack. " I don't even understand why it is used in battle. And it took me hours to understand the tail, which is like a balloon that can hold things. And what happened to the post office? Don't just make a whole Pokemon for delivering presents.
Why isn't this even mentioned? This 2nd gen pokemon is completely horrible. God awful stats, ridiculously bad move set, and the only exclusive move it has HEALS the opponent. This will die in one hit no matter what, pass on this completely. - Akai
It gives you presents that blow up. It's like Santa Clause's evil pet or something.
Delibird gets so much hate it's unreal. Look how cute it is! Look at that face, that cheery wave, those presents just for you! Maybe not the best in battle, but don't hate on the Pokémon itself.V 1 Comment
Common sense people: Snivy was one of the only smart Pokemon Ash had in the anime. Snivy definitely does NOT look stupid.
Snivy beat Pikachu. The same one the defeated legendary's, this... thing... is...BEAST or it's just a mew in disguise, which is why it looks at you like it's better than you
Really snivy is not bad mine fainted mewtwo in one attack
Snivy is BEAST he shouldn't be on here - FerrariDude64V 5 Comments
He evolves into The king of Ghost and Poison! Gengar! Take this guy off NOW!V 3 Comments
Why's hydreigon on this list. Its stats are very high in the special attack. Also, the heads on its arms make for a dark type look
Huh you need some eye testing
His name sounds like hydrogen.
This is like a Hydra. Its super epic looking. - FerrariDude64V 1 Comment
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