Top Ten Stupidest PokemonCaptainComedy17 The Pokemon that look the dumbest and act the stupidest.
The Top Ten
All hail magikarp for being able to beat all the legendaries at once with his ultimate move splash
The best pokemon eva
Magikarp splash takedown level 100 arceus
So cute it can kill pikachu in one hit and mewtwo - XxS3CRETxX152 Comments
Zubat is the WORST! Useless to capture, weak in battle, but it has that attack ' SUPERSONIC! You fight 10 million of these jerks every time you enter a cave, and every single time they confuse your leading Pokemon, causing endless battles as your Pokemon hurts itself and Zubat whittles down its strength with tackle or growl.
I hate running into zubat because of its type and its move set it's so annoying to take down especially when your in a cave
Zubat is so stupid! Can't learn many good moves until he is fully evolved but fully evolving it can be hard for certain people.
Screw you Zubat.38 Comments
He should be number two at least
What he's not stupid take him off this list
SURE PIKACHU IS CUTE ("pika pika! ") but that doesn't mean he's smart. He had serious ADHD in Gen one to two
Pikachu has a extremely low iq of 25122 Comments
So kissy and sexist
When I was younger I hated this and Mr. Mime so much I got a card of jynx one time and ripped it. Ita so god damn ugly
We don't have enough of those stupid overpowered Psychic-types. We need another one. Hey, I have an idea! Let's make it both racist and sexist!
GREAT IDEA, IDIOTS.
Ugh, tell me about it. Absol is much better than this piece of trubbish. - Absolite
Pokemon that look like people are mostly all pointless and weird looking, hands down the coolest pokemon are based on real animals.44 Comments
In the picture it looks like a standing duck
Incorrect unown does suck and so do you it only knows hidden power which is trash either way
Unown is very stupid it can oly learn one move hidden power this is the worst one ever
This thing is absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why this hideous creature even exists. What am I talking about?
I'm talking about how Unown is supposed to look like the Latin Alphabet, even though it was created in Japan. You know, where characters are used instead of letters? Terrible idea. Just terrible.
I just agreed with this one to comment. Weedle may have crappy stats, but compared to Caterpie, it knows poison sting. Yeah. What does Caterpie know? Tackle? Imagine a caterpillar tackling ANYTHING! You touch a Weedle, you're poisoned and you slowly die. Besides, it evolves eventually into Beedrill. It may have crappy stats/moves, but it looks so cool that it's one of my personal favorites.
Worse than Caterpie when you need to battle one because Caterpie can't poison you, Weedle has got to be at least the stupidest bug Pokémon ever. First of all it's ugly. Secondly, it's weak, and it's favorite thing to do is poison you. Last but not least, you probably hate this thing! - turtwig
Weedle can poison you while caterpie just farts through its antenna
Mega beedrill #3 most fastest mega evolution9 Comments
What's up with this guy? First of on my HeartGold game, I encountered a FEMALE Mr. MIME! Why's it called a Mr. Mime if it can be female? I don't understand! Second off, it's kinda creepy looking...
More like "drunk guy".
Stupid, plain stupid.
And even Magikarp could defeat.
Magikarp vs Mr. Mime,
Magikarp used tackle.
Oh no look mimey is dead already.
We need a new Pokemon... Let's just make a human which has physchic powers that can be used for basically a little mind game. - TheGamehero34 Comments
There is nothing worse than fighting multiple Metapods in a row using harden over and over until they take virtually no damage.
Actually, everyone who said that it only knows harden, that's only if you catch it as a Metapod. I'm replaying Leaf Green and I caught it as a Caterpie and it of course didn't forget all its moves before evolving. Now I have an amazing Butterfree - awesomeyveltal
Harden... harden... hard- I'm going home
HOW THE HELL DO YOU WIN A BATTLE WITH A METAPOD15 Comments
Psyduck is one of my all time favourite Pokemon I LOVE HIM
It's just stupid
Psyduck is a total idiot. I don't know why I caught one. It never listens to misty.
This will always be a frustration
Psduck is no onr yeah he Is powerful pokemon is headchace hr can fight off a mewtwo if get headchace but.. He is vrry dumb31 Comments
Hmm, we need a new Pokemon. Lets think up of a quick design. Oh! I know! Let's put a horn on a fish and call it original!
Pointless Pokemon even worse evolution. I don't even like Goldfish their like the slaves of the fish world absolutely useless!
Goldeen can't do anything! I don't even know why it was make, really!
Its called queen of the sea how is there male goldeen - s6464637 Comments
Seriously how did they think up this pokemon? It is so stupid and it is also terrible in battle. (and by the way why isn't psyduck on this list)
If it stops jumping it dies, yet in the game cube games they show it fallinf down when it faints. Now you have to feel guilty every time you beat it because you know you just made its heart stop.
He is the funnest thing I have ever seen every time I see him he makes me piss my self but you have to love him
Spoink is the beast! I mean, Its Psychic and turns into a PIG A PIG that's AMAZING! And it can learn bounce10 Comments
If it had evolved into Alomomola, then it would have some point in being a Pokmon. Poor Luvdisc, it will never be loved for its disc-ness.
Why does this pokemon even exist
One of the few pokemon I think is pointless, Luvdisc has no good stats except for speed, and good speed is pointless is you don't have decent attack/sp attack/support moves to back it up. It looks both stupid and unoriginal (love heart pokemon? Sure, why not? ) and can't evolve into anything good (unlike magikarp and zubat).
Magikarp is Game Freak making fun of their own game mechanics, and I can't hate Zubat after Crobat helped me immensely thoughout Pokemon Pearl.
Both Delibird and Unown are also stupid and worse pokemon to use, but Luvdisc don't even have a point behind it.
Okay... This thing is pathetic. It gets the ability Swift Swim to pointlessly boost its somewhat passable speed while possessing awful defenses and attacking stats while learning a grand total of 2 different types of moves excluding Hidden Power (Water and Ice moves). And by the way... WHERE THE HELL IS UNOWN ON THIS LIST!22 Comments
Feebas itself is trash, Milotic is way better
It knows everything magikarp knows
Feebas blows! Excerpt it evolves into milotic
Ok, captain obvious, feebas is JUST like a magikarp, BUT MORE UGLY.8 Comments
Ew it's hideous. I don't get why some people find it cute, it's so dumb and ugly. - lynxa
What happens if Koffing actually coughs?
Explosion. Don't need to say anything else, do I?
I blows up and kills itself.
What!? How is Gengar bad! he is lit in shadows and super cool and smart!
What?!? Some idiot added this Gengar isn’t stupid he is cool call 911 who ever did this
No way I loke Gengar. He is my favorite ghost type.
Why is Gengar on here D: He's awesome, and a good reason to catch a Gastly. - awesomeyveltal23 Comments
Starly may be weak, but it's cute and evolves into a badass bird who will destroy you. I love Staraptor - lynxa
Are you kidding me Starly is so cute and obviously the person who put him here hasn't the slightest idea how awesome Staraptor is!
Really first pokemon you meet is a fing starkly practically he's every where. Is evolutions are way better
What!? Have you SEEN staraptor!?5 Comments
You know what doesn't make sense? In the anime Team Rocket was always thinking about paychecks. Why didn't they just get Meowth to learn Pay Day?! Now instead of doing that, they are in stupid Black and White and aren't even funny anymore! What happened to "We're Blasting of Again! "?
Jessie and James have asked Meowth to learn Pay Day before, but the thing is, because Meowth walks and speaks English, he can't learn any more moves.
Meowth in team rocket is amazing and an awesome manipulator.
But seriously, black and white? Seriously?
I am a HUGE fan of the Pokemon anime, especially the villains, but what happened to the awkward, pathetic, failers, that Team Rocket used to be? Now they jetpack off instead of blasting off. Its sad.
Yeah definitely just learn Payday 2 and rob some banks. And MEOWTH is so dumb. But then again, he is smarter then Jessie and James and probably the best in there team.
I don't like it's move payday, that doesn't make any sense. Everybody in the world could just catch a meowth and be rich... what?21 Comments
AARGG CHARIZARD IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AND HE SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS AT WHATEVER POKEMON YOU HAVE YOU ARE so STUPID AND A DUMBASS FOR PUTTING HIM ON THIS LIST HE SHOULD BE WITH THE TOP TEN POKEMON EVER
Extremely Overrated:He has a Horrible type Combo of fire and flying and can't even learn fly. a Pidgey can learn fly and fly you across the world but a charizard, no he is too weak to fly.
He is stupidly weak without mega evolving and I took my friends one out using rock slide and stealth rock.
Stealth rock and stone edge, young children who know nothing about pokemon20 Comments
Its ugly seriously gamefreak - NoxicPlayz
It's gross and stupid and it's evolution is even more awkward
Snubbull looks like a Bulldog!
Geez! If Charlie sheen was a Pokemon, it would be snubbull5 Comments
This ugly thing looks like a trainer in Pokemon form
WHY? Throh is not cool even though Sawk is, but it's not stupid. LOOK AT YOURSELF PEOPLE. And who says Snorlax, Weezing and Muk be stupid? Or Litten or Eevee? OR SAWK? YOU PEOPLE ARE MAD!
Wow, let's make some new fighting types and name them after ways to hurt people. And we'll misspell the names, too. Oh, but we have to make distinctions, so let's make 'em each a different color. AND PUT THEM IN KARATE GIs!
Hey! Why don't we rip off cool Pokemon like hitmonlee and hitmonchan and replace them with creepy things that look like Ernie and Bert? That would be a good idea, wouldn't it be?3 Comments
She is quite stupid and ugly but she can evolve to kick your ass!
Eevee is good enough for my whole life! take him off the list!
Why is eevee on this list? He's awesome!
For one Elite is like the best you can evolve Eevee into so many of its evolutions3 Comments
I'm a little radish catch me. Trainer ratata use bite. Odish Lord mercy no! Ratata used bite Irish fainted. Next day same thing happens except it a girl with a pidgey that uses takle. Infinity time later. Same thing happens
I think oddish is cute. I've always wanted one.
I like Oddish; good evolutions - awesomeyveltal
Oddish is a weirdo with a grass hairdo its like Nintendo just said 'we don't have any Pokemon without arms, ' so they made him a blue seed, then they said, 'let's give him a spiffy hairdo!1 Comment
Shedinja is good.
Shedinja's Dex entry states "that it will steal the soul of anyone looking in the hole on its back" this makes me hate Shedinja
No way! It's immune to HEAPS of types! I know it only has 1 HP, but STILL!
Weezing's face... Oh my god. He looks like, 'Why is life so bad?!?!?! ' and plus, what ARE those stuff coming out of him? Is it what I think it is... is he farting?!
It just looks.. Ugh.. -.-
I think Koffing looks better. I like elegent/cute looking pokemon, but this thing..
Maybe Koffing needs another evolution?
Weeping has fart powder coming out of him - SammySpore
Looks high and was alway useless farting in the cartoon was james best Pokemon though3 Comments
Simipour, I once used before, but it is so weak! Why were the elemental monkeys even Pokemon? It looks like a hippie.
I guess he is a little useless, but I like how they made them based off those three monkey things (hear speak see) - awesomeyveltal
It's gender ratio... Oh arceus
The ugliest thing ever4 Comments
A patrat is one of the first Pokemon you see and why would anyone catch it. Only an idiot would, or Ash.
People always say abiding are ugly...they've never seen Patrat.
It evolves into serial killer and its on steroids
Pokemon is no place for drug abuse.5 Comments
Who put him on this list! HE IS AWESOME!
Who the heck doesn't like this guy! I mean it's a rock Dino and the only bad thing about it is that it's arm are still short
Tyrantrum is epic! Fools put him on here - FerrariDude64
Tyrantrum looks like a damn clown!7 Comments
Abra... well, it's actually pretty good (Special Attack: 105), and, you can teach it Psychic using TM. That's how you make it useful - lynxa
As much as I like Kadabra, Abra sucks. You cannot do anything with it, and you can't fight it unless you have a really good Pokemon or level. The only chance you have is to have a one hit kill.
Its only attack is teleport!
You could teach it tm moves.1 Comment
I actually like muk. In the anime he is super cute. And in real life he would be almost impossible to kill.
Spell his name backwards
How can they call this an evolution to Grimer?! It's the exact same, just bigger and a darker color of purple. Everyone always complains about Garbodor, but this is a blob of slime.
But guys... I like trains4 Comments
I swear whenever I see this Pokemon something just smells BAD, maybe nintendo invented smellovision, because it works for me.
I like your pants, Simisear
Stop hating on Vanillish. I think it's adorable, and evolves into something that's actually GOOD. - lynxa
It's an ice cream cone. Pokemon is getting DESPERATE! Next they will make a cup cake that evolves into a birthday cake, and then into a wedding cake.
Jesus it's the stupidest pokemon ever invented. If I ever had one, I would have been like "GO VANILLISH! " and it would come out half eaten because I would have eaten it I agree, Pokemon is really running out of ideas
How do you manage to make ice cream fight scares me because I love ice cream13 Comments
Bibarel is a god
Say that to him, and you're dead as a dodo
Worst, most ugly, stupid looking Pokemon in the history of Pokemon! Its, wow, just LOOK at that retarded face! It makes me want to over kill it EVERY time I come across one in the games!
You don't understand it's power.
This pokemon is stupid and ugly. Whoever says that bidoof is god is braindead.
Why the heck is Bidoof on here twice? Haha, poor Bidoof. I'm still trying to figure out why some Pokemon are on here though... especially Oshawott... spelled WRONG. Some people just over-analyze about what the Pokemon CAN'T do, and they don't pay more attention to what it CAN do.
This is my least favorite Pokemon. At least Magikarp has the excuse of being a floppy fish. Bidoof is one of the first Pokemon you see in diamond and pearl and its definitely the worst. - ScorpDevil4
What the hell, man? Is Bidoof that bad, that he has to be here THREE times? Obviously. The only good thing he's got going for him is that OP Moody ability, and there are better Pokemon that have that. We asked for a Pokemon, not a teenage excuse for a Pokemon.18 Comments
HOW DARE YOU HATE SAWK
In the TCG five fierce chops low attack low chance of high damage and then cannot attack next turn
Snorlax is amazing. I love this Pokemon. How on earth is he even on this list to begin with?
Snorlax is a great Pokemon. Why is he on here on this list? He is one of my favorite tanks.
DUDE, YOU ARE CRAP FOR PUTTING HIM ON! HE CA N LEARN ALMOST ANYTHING, HE'S GOT GRTEAT STATS AND IN REAL LIFE IT COULD TAKE OUT A CITY WITH A BODY SLAM! YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN POKEMON
I love snorlax, he can learn many different moves of different types, and he's really good and hits hard. I don't get why he's on this list - lynxa20 Comments
This guy is trash
Shove this guy on the Top 10s.
I agree eith the visitor. - FerrariDude64
This Pokemon has the highest special attack out of all non-legendary kanto Pokemon. - lynxa
He is annoying cause I have all the Pokemon guides and I have top see this
Umm uxie is the smartest Pokemon
Laugh out loud world's smartest pokemon is on the stupid pokemon list. Whoever put him on is pretty dumb cause it has an IQ over 5000 and still on the stupid list lololz think twice before putting a pokemon on.4 Comments
The most retarded looking Pokemon in history. As if every single one would carry a big wooden beam all the time? It's evolution is worse though...
Designer 1: Let's see, what is the weirdest and most uncomfortable design so far?
Designer 2: Well, nobody likes Mr. Mime...
D1: I know! Let's take Mr. Mime, the single most hated Pokémon (other than Jynx) in Gen 1, make it so muscular its veins are on the outside of its skin, blow up its nose and dye it red, and give it a ridiculous pencil-thin waist so it doesn't even LOOK like it could lift something without snapping its spine!
D2: Amazing! And, let's make its head closely resemble a brain tumor!
D1: And, let's make its name include the word 'Durr"!
D2: We are going to make so much money off of this!
A bearded hippie
I love castform!
Completely pointless and stupid. - Celestius
He is really weak, but it's forms are badass.
It has balls
Okay, who put Alakazam and Gengar on the list, because those two are boss.
That aside, Dunsparce is a seriously awful Pokemon. Unlike most of the Pokemon ranked above it, it doesn't evolve into something worth using, and it's movepool is positively pathetic. It's really ugly too.
Dunsparce is stupid and ugly and it should die. The only decent thing about it is it has serene grace and air slash. That's like 60% flinch. But it's absolutely pathetic special attack means your not going to do a lot of damage. Somebody should just kill dunsparce.
What! It just sits in caves and doesn't have any good attacks in the game and those little wings only lift them up like 2 or 3 inches of the ground.
What is this thing, what the point of this thing having Serena Grace?9 Comments
Why is this below Eevee? - Vancedapurpleguy
Why is this under eevee
Garbodor is a bag of garbage! I mean seriously, a bag of garbage? What's next, a can of tomato soup named Cambello? Or maybe they might have an ice cream Pokemon. Oh wait...
I personally love Garbodor. You retards just hate it because of its design. So what is and ugly trash bag. Is one of my favorite poison types and Pokemon in general. First actually use it before you judge it. Garbodor is really strong. So yeah. Its awesome.11 Comments
DON'T VOTE IT. CHIMCHAR EVOLVES INTO MONFERNO AND MONFERNO EVOLVES INTO THE SUPER INFERNAPE. INFERNAPE IS SO COOL. IT IS THE BEST FIRE TYPE STARTER POKEMON IN THE WORLD
Chimchar is so strong, he is boss and later he beat everyone in my game
He is not stupid. it evolves into a fricon Infernape! - NoxicPlayz
Mudkip is attack higher! Lol worst! Fire types are noobs, they cannot beat baby muddy!5 Comments
This brat draws on people's faces if, no I'm sorry, WHEN they fall asleep after it sings. Hey idiot, you should know your song will do that, that's the thing about your species. Not only that, it's the worst Smash Bros character, yet it appears in EVERY! SINGLE! GAME!
I agree with the person who posted this - NoxicPlayz
Jigglypuff sure is cute; -# - Animefan12
Why is Jigglypuff on this list it's so cute
Its cute why you hate it :( its cute jiggly puff its cute cute I say cute7 Comments
I think it's cute. it helps you when your lost in the mountains - lynxa
It sounds annoying and only has one "attack. " I don't even understand why it is used in battle. And it took me hours to understand the tail, which is like a balloon that can hold things. And what happened to the post office? Don't just make a whole Pokemon for delivering presents.
Why isn't this even mentioned? This 2nd gen pokemon is completely horrible. God awful stats, ridiculously bad move set, and the only exclusive move it has HEALS the opponent. This will die in one hit no matter what, pass on this completely. - Akai
It gives you presents that blow up. It's like Santa Clause's evil pet or something.2 Comments
Common sense people: Snivy was one of the only smart Pokemon Ash had in the anime. Snivy definitely does NOT look stupid.
Why the hell is this here?! Snivy is the best pokemon ever - NoxicPlayz
Snivy beat Pikachu. The same one the defeated legendary's, this... thing... is...BEAST or it's just a mew in disguise, which is why it looks at you like it's better than you
Really snivy is not bad mine fainted mewtwo in one attack6 Comments
He evolves into The king of Ghost and Poison! Gengar! Take this guy off NOW!
Haunters awesome! I mean it!
Oh HELL NO..!
I agree! TAKE HIM OOF NNOOOW!
Get him off now! You can't hate this pokemon. - Userguy44
Why's hydreigon on this list. Its stats are very high in the special attack. Also, the heads on its arms make for a dark type look
Such a cool pokemon - NoxicPlayz
Huh you need some eye testing3 Comments
I heard stories of people going full rage when battling Whitney's Miltank. I can't imagine cow being hard to kill.
A gym trainer has this with milk or whatever the battle becomes super long because it keeps healing it self almost to full health
I was lucky to defeat Whitney the first time, I had a fighting type
This Pokemon almost made me quit playing... It took all my self control to not throw my ds against a wall... Lets just put a random cow in the game that's a great idea3 Comments
You need to get your eyes tested and your brain cells removed - NoxicPlayz
LOL Santa is here! Truly, santa don't need to work next time because a ho oh replaces him! Ho oh's partner is Delibird because Santa always carries a present bag, and a Delibird also carries a present bag! Merry Christmas! Hoho and Delibird is here for your dear presents! (Hey dude it's Ho Oh you spell it wrong! Why should they make this list? The "list maker" even spelled the weird name wrong, making it weirder and making me think of Santa Claus flying with Rudolph, which is an Arceus with a red nose (Arceus is a deer)).
I seriously don't think ho oh is all that bad and he has higher attack and speed than Lugia. Still do not forgot about the design
You spelled it wrong its not Santa Claus8 Comments
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