Top Ten Stupidest PokemonThe Pokemon that look the dumbest and act the stupidest.
The Top Ten
Pikachu vs Magikarp, Begin! Some trainer: Magikarp, use Splash! Nothing happens. Ash: Pikachu, THUNDER! ZAP! Magikarp is unable to battle! Ash and Pikachu win! Poor Magikarp. If only you knew that some trainer wasted a pokeball on you just to get a garunteed Water type of destruction. Good job Magikarp. You finally achieved something. You tried really hard to be a good Pokemon, and you ended up as the most hated Pokemon ever. Laugh out loud
There can't be a Pokemon worse than magikarp. There's nothing "magik" about it. They need to make an evolution for it, otherwise it's going to become extinct! Feebas might be considered as the hoenn version of magikarp, and I'm sure that we can all agree that feebas is better than magikarp and milotic is better than gyrados.
Ok, someone tell me why gyrados is water/flying. Where does flying come from? It can't even learn fly, and it can't even learn flying type moves! Ok, maybe it can learn one or two flying moves that are so unimportant that no one cares about them. But when we say flying type Pokemon, who thinks of gyrados.
Oh wow! It gains a ground immunity! It's already a water type! By adding flying to it's type set, it gains a 4x weakness to electric type attacks! It's apparent that the flying type set for Gyrados actually nerfed it rather than boost it.
But anyways, coming back to magikarp... IT SUCKS
And if the Game Freak ever reads this ...more
I feel bad for this lil' fish.
Why do people keep bullying this guy? Sure, he has a pretty bad move pool, but all you have to do is get it to level 20 and all will be well (also, JUST IN CASE don't know, Magikarp and Gyarados are based on a myth of a carp that swam up a river and passed through a gate called the "dragon's gate", then becoming a mighty dragon).
Magikarp is awesome even if you don't evolve it. Then it can kill Arceus with Flail.
Bow down to the all powerful leader magikarp with his signature move (splash) he can beat every pokemon everywhere you can beat the elite four with the best team ever a team only made up of magikarps he is so good I'm scared to go into water afraid he will beat me I give him a new name one that fits him perfectly magicrap
Zubat is the WORST! Useless to capture, weak in battle, but it has that attack ' SUPERSONIC! You fight 10 million of these jerks every time you enter a cave, and every single time they confuse your leading Pokemon, causing endless battles as your Pokemon hurts itself and Zubat whittles down its strength with tackle or growl.
I raised a zubat in platinum and I did almost get rid of it because it knew was leech life. But once it learned wing attack and bite it was amazing and finally when it grew into a Crobat it can learn the wackiest moves my Crobat currently knows, Fly, Cross Poison, X-Scissor, and Giga drain!
Forget about Magicarp, Zubat is the King/Queen of Annoying! Thank goodness thereis nearly no Zubat in Pokemon Black and White! Alright, so I don't HATE Zubat (I don't hate any Pokemon other than Hypno, freaky Child Kidnapper... ) I just dislike it, unless a Zubat keeps on appearing every 5 steps I take, then I'll go into rage mode...
I am a zubat beliver. I have a crobat, that I raised from a zubat I caught in a cave. My brother scoffed. But I beat his whole team with the crobat I raised from the very zubat he scoffed at. Believe in your zubat, and he will become strong.
Pikachu is extremely weak.. No matter what the anime says, Pikachu is one of the weakest electric types. He's very overrated as well.
dude the only reason why people like pikachu is because of his cap forms and ash has him to be fair ash didn't have much of a choice ether no starter or pikachu
Well there is a reason I find it kinda annoying that every time ash finds a rival and the rival just got a new starter from the Professor, here comes Ash "I challenge you" he throws out pikachu and pikachu ha a draw or loses! We all know that any of ash's Pokemon would be able to beat it. But no... Pikachu could never beat a new starter Pokemon! It's SO FUSTRATING!
What a dumb ass I hate it because it sucks. Also why the heck does ash not just evolve his damn pikachu because then it would be OP but no the reason why ash does not evolve his pokemon is because he wants it to stay 'cute' and popular and also all the fans would get pissed off. But I would like it. Raichu and pichu are better cuteness and Stasi etc.
Jynx is not only stupid, but it can prevent others from playing Pokemon.
Seriously, it looks like black face and little black samba that's racist
It should not be preventing people from playing the game.
We don't have enough of those stupid overpowered Psychic-types. We need another one. Hey, I have an idea! Let's make it both racist and sexist!
GREAT IDEA, IDIOTS.
Ugh, tell me about it. Absol is much better than this piece of trubbish.
Most psychic type pokemon are good but this thing is not. It is ugly and weak. It is the reason most people do not like generation 1. Most pokemon based off of people aren not very good. Jynx's pre-evolution, smoochem, is TERRIBLE and this thing is worse.
Pokemon that look like people are mostly all pointless and weird looking, hands down the coolest pokemon are based on real animals.
I had a lot of trouble choosing this or magikarp, but this, Pokemon treats it like their some legend, the third movie, aegis cave in mystery dungeon, etc!
Pokemon company at the time crystal, gold and silver is revealed: Hmm, We need to make magikarp look good...
Worker:I know! Lets make their forms letters of the alphabet and make them learn one crappy move, Hidden power!
That's a great Idea!
Haha, No its not.
This thing is absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why this hideous creature even exists. What am I talking about?
I'm talking about how Unown is supposed to look like the Latin Alphabet, even though it was created in Japan. You know, where characters are used instead of letters? Terrible idea. Just terrible.
1 Bad Move, bad stas, bad type, this thing blows. It also creates a highly inconvenient form of Code Writing. Even worse than Magikarp, who gets a great evolution that is severely allergic to electricity. Pursuit it to death and you are fine.
Are you serious? This thing has crap stats and knows ONE move. At least with the other Pokemon on this list you could actually use them in a battle, even if they suck; who will use this thing though. NO ONE. NO ONE WANTS UNOWN.
Ok you guys are kinda dipsy psyduck can't even remember his own moves until his headache gets bad enough and that rarely happens. Also misty doesn't want him and even team rockets not desperate enough to use someone as stupid as psyduck. No efence psyduck
If he gets a major headache he can use very powerful powers, but in pokemon snap he can faint pretty easily on the river level if you hit him with o pester ball
It has a special place in my heart. I used to imitate it whenever someone had a headache or said a word with psy in it. I was a weird kid.
I also think it is really cute. And it has psychic attacks.
Come on, Psyduck is funny in the anime, can learn Psychic and evolve into something cool, and here you guys are talking about all the bad things about it
I just agreed with this one to comment. Weedle may have crappy stats, but compared to Caterpie, it knows poison sting. Yeah. What does Caterpie know? Tackle? Imagine a caterpillar tackling ANYTHING! You touch a Weedle, you're poisoned and you slowly die. Besides, it evolves eventually into Beedrill. It may have crappy stats/moves, but it looks so cool that it's one of my personal favorites.
Worse than Caterpie when you need to battle one because Caterpie can't poison you, Weedle has got to be at least the stupidest bug Pokémon ever. First of all it's ugly. Secondly, it's weak, and it's favorite thing to do is poison you. Last but not least, you probably hate this thing!
Weedle can poison you while caterpie just farts through its antenna
Weedle is the most useless Pokemon I don't even know why he was made!
Mr. Mime is basically just a human playing a clown in the circus. Pokemon are supposed to relate to real life animals besides from humans. Also, the gender ratio of Mr. Mime (emphasis on mr. ) is 50% male, 50% female. This means that half of these "misters" are females.
Mr. Mime sucks. Like seriously, during the game I also encountered a FEMALE Mr. Mime. Poor Mrs. Mime, she must be seriously offended by everyone calling her male. Mr. Mime is creepy looking, like clowns, it can give children nightmares.
What's up with this guy? First of on my HeartGold game, I encountered a FEMALE Mr. MIME! Why's it called a Mr. Mime if it can be female? I don't understand! Second off, it's kinda creepy looking...
Ok, first, why can mr mime be a girl? Second, why of all people in the anime series does ash's mom, and a karate fighter have one? Third, I've never seen an actual GOOD mr. Mime in game or card game... Fourth, he's really creepy MY GOD WHY IS THIS A Pokemon?
Actually, everyone who said that it only knows harden, that's only if you catch it as a Metapod. I'm replaying Leaf Green and I caught it as a Caterpie and it of course didn't forget all its moves before evolving. Now I have an amazing Butterfree
There is nothing worse than fighting multiple Metapods in a row using harden over and over until they take virtually no damage.
"Metapod used harden... Metapod used harden... Metapod used harden! "
Metapod should be number one on this list.
Metapod is useless unless you want to trade him for a awesome Pokemon
Hmm, we need a new Pokemon. Lets think up of a quick design. Oh! I know! Let's put a horn on a fish and call it original!
Pointless Pokemon even worse evolution. I don't even like Goldfish their like the slaves of the fish world absolutely useless!
Goldeen can't do anything! I don't even know why it was make, really!
For reference, please see super smash brothers. Biggest waste of pokeball ever!
I have to defend this pokemon why is it on the list it rocks when it evolves but it doe s have a sad pokemon entry the same with simipour he CRUSHES OSHAWOTT should not be on this list he is one of the cutest pokemon ever he crushes when he elvovles
If it stops jumping it dies, yet in the game cube games they show it fallinf down when it faints. Now you have to feel guilty every time you beat it because you know you just made its heart stop.
Seriously how did they think up this pokemon? It is so stupid and it is also terrible in battle. (and by the way why isn't psyduck on this list)
He is the funnest thing I have ever seen every time I see him he makes me piss my self but you have to love him
I'm surprised this isn't on the list yet. I mean seriously, its basically a remake of magicarp. Yes, I know it has at least a better move pool than magicarp, but this Pokemon is also very ugly. It may evolve into the beautiful and majestic milotic, but feebas itself isn't that great.
Feebas is uglier, but better than Magikarp. This is because it can live anywhere.
But Feebas and Magikarp have something in common They got awesome evolutions
Ok, captain obvious, feebas is JUST like a magikarp, BUT MORE UGLY.
One of the few pokemon I think is pointless, Luvdisc has no good stats except for speed, and good speed is pointless is you don't have decent attack/sp attack/support moves to back it up. It looks both stupid and unoriginal (love heart pokemon? Sure, why not? ) and can't evolve into anything good (unlike magikarp and zubat).
Magikarp is Game Freak making fun of their own game mechanics, and I can't hate Zubat after Crobat helped me immensely thoughout Pokemon Pearl.
Both Delibird and Unown are also stupid and worse pokemon to use, but Luvdisc don't even have a point behind it.
This pathetic heart gets no love. It can't evolve, has an ability banned with Drizzle, and it deals pitiful damage without Toxic or significant boosts. Every game has its laughing stock, and this thing excels at that. Even Sunkern can beat it with Sunny Day, the new Growth, and SolarBeam. Combined with a shallow moveset of mostly Water, Ice, and Normal attacks (Excludes Hidden Power) for one pathetic creature that should have took the SolarBeam from Chespin instead of Magikarp (Because he Evolves into Gyarados, who gets stuff like Taunt, Dragon Dance, and Thunder Wave). Sorry, I don't love you.
Okay... This thing is pathetic. It gets the ability Swift Swim to pointlessly boost its somewhat passable speed while possessing awful defenses and attacking stats while learning a grand total of 2 different types of moves excluding Hidden Power (Water and Ice moves). And by the way... WHERE THE HELL IS UNOWN ON THIS LIST!
It's a pink heart fish... A blind two-year old could make a better design. Really, how is it any good. And I quote from smogon.com "Charm turns Luvdisc into a very sturdy physical wall that can survive two Caterpie Tackles and force it to switch out. " enough said
Dude... Do I Have To Talk About Weezing? It's a poison balloon that explodes and has pretty good stats...
Explosion. Don't need to say anything else, do I?
I blows up and kills itself.
ARE YOU ACTUALLY CALLING KOFFING STUPID? GREAT DEFENSIVE STATS AND DECENT ATTACK STATS THEN AMAZING WHEN IT EVOLVES INTO WEEZING
What happens if Koffing actually coughs?
Why the heck is Bidoof on here twice? Haha, poor Bidoof. I'm still trying to figure out why some Pokemon are on here though... especially Oshawott... spelled WRONG. Some people just over-analyze about what the Pokemon CAN'T do, and they don't pay more attention to what it CAN do.
What the hell, man? Is Bidoof that bad, that he has to be here THREE times? Obviously. The only good thing he's got going for him is that OP Moody ability, and there are better Pokemon that have that. We asked for a Pokemon, not a teenage excuse for a Pokemon.
This guy is one of those Pokemon isn't badly designed, or even weak, but just so... common. Him and his evolution show up every five seconds in Gen 4, and its just really boring to see the same guy every time. Sorry Bidoof, its not your fault, it's the games.
This is my least favorite Pokemon. At least Magikarp has the excuse of being a floppy fish. Bidoof is one of the first Pokemon you see in diamond and pearl and its definitely the worst.
It's not starly that's annoying it's staravia, starly a evolution since it appears in every flipping route and having the ability intimidate just waster like 4 seconds in diamond/pearl/platinum. Screw you staravia!
Are you kidding me Starly is so cute and obviously the person who put him here hasn't the slightest idea how awesome Staraptor is!
Whoever was the idiot who put Starly on here, what. The. Crap. Stary is a frikking start out the game pokemon. Its one of the first pokemon you catch. Its supposed to be bad. Idiot...
Really first pokemon you meet is a fing starkly practically he's every where. Is evolutions are way better
Charizard isn't bad. I don't have any hatred towards him, but he gets too much attention and isn't that much of a good pokemon anyways.
The worst Pokemon ever! It's in 2/3 teams. It's the only dumb fire starter. It's a dick lizard, Hello! I hate first generation. Why? Because it's the "factory" of dumb Pokemons (Jynx, Pinsir, ELectrode, Muk, Charizard and much more). No, I don't a kid that love the newest generations -_- Charmander was my first Pokemon and he was not bad, he was in 2/3 teams! I like be original
AARGG CHARIZARD IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AND HE SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS AT WHATEVER POKEMON YOU HAVE YOU ARE so STUPID AND A DUMBASS FOR PUTTING HIM ON THIS LIST HE SHOULD BE WITH THE TOP TEN POKEMON EVER
Extremely Overrated:He has a Horrible type Combo of fire and flying and can't even learn fly. a Pidgey can learn fly and fly you across the world but a charizard, no he is too weak to fly.
You know what doesn't make sense? In the anime Team Rocket was always thinking about paychecks. Why didn't they just get Meowth to learn Pay Day?! Now instead of doing that, they are in stupid Black and White and aren't even funny anymore! What happened to "We're Blasting of Again! "?
Jessie and James have asked Meowth to learn Pay Day before, but the thing is, because Meowth walks and speaks English, he can't learn any more moves.
Meowth in team rocket is amazing and an awesome manipulator.
But seriously, black and white? Seriously?
I am a HUGE fan of the Pokemon anime, especially the villains, but what happened to the awkward, pathetic, failers, that Team Rocket used to be? Now they jetpack off instead of blasting off. Its sad.
I really don't like Meowth because he's obnoxious, lying, taunting, theifing, selfish and a crook.
I know he had a bad past involving a girl meowth trying to walk and talk like human to impress is unstandable but joining Team Rocket helping capture Pikachu and other Pokemon even when they're injured is unforgiveable, he's a traitor and not a nice cat Pokemon.
WHAT!?!?! Meowth is awesome! He's actally smarter then pikachu in my opinion! Also it says on Wikipedia Meowth forgot the move pay day. He's charming, smart, loyal, clever... Meowzie has no idea what she's missing he's also not selfish, lair, or obnoxious. I'll bet you money half of the people here hate Meowth just because he's in team rocket.
He's very oninginal and awesome!
Why is Gengar stupid? He looks cool and he has great special stats. An idiot without pokemon knowledge adds this.
My brother LOVES this Pokemon. This Pokemon is the king of ghost and poison types
Gengar is one of my favorite, Haunter will always be above even if it's a lower form
Why is Gengar on here D: He's awesome, and a good reason to catch a Gastly.
Wow, let's make some new fighting types and name them after ways to hurt people. And we'll misspell the names, too. Oh, but we have to make distinctions, so let's make 'em each a different color. AND PUT THEM IN KARATE GIs!
WHY? Throh is not cool even though Sawk is, but it's not stupid. LOOK AT YOURSELF PEOPLE. And who says Snorlax, Weezing and Muk be stupid? Or Litten or Eevee? OR SAWK? YOU PEOPLE ARE MAD!
Hey! Why don't we rip off cool Pokemon like hitmonlee and hitmonchan and replace them with creepy things that look like Ernie and Bert? That would be a good idea, wouldn't it be?
Pretty much all Human-based Pokemon are stupid. What's more is that this guy looks like he's made of Play-do and has a karate robe on.
It's ugly and useless! Even a rattata has a better move list!
It's gross and stupid and it's evolution is even more awkward
Geez! If Charlie sheen was a Pokemon, it would be snubbull
The ugliest mother Pokemon ever gave us
Worst, most ugly, stupid looking Pokemon in the history of Pokemon! Its, wow, just LOOK at that retarded face! It makes me want to over kill it EVERY time I come across one in the games!
Say that to him, and you're dead as a dodo
You don't understand it's power.
Bibarel is a god
Slowpoke looks a whole lot like a zombie. On cocaine. Him and the rest of its evolutionary forms. Its eyes even bigger than those Japanese animated characters, and it looks permanently stoned.
I have Pokemon mini-figures, and slowpoke has this tail curving towards his head. Some bottoms of my Pokemon toys, like Blastoise, have holes in them. Then, I can put Blastoise onto the Slowpoke tail, and call him SLowtank.
Slowpoke is stupid my friend has the card I said throw it out he said you can sell for millions keep your old Pokemon to get cash
What are you talking about I used slowpoke on my team in silver and he became my higest level pokemon
Eevee, awesome..? Oh my god..! Eevee can even beat arceus. WOW..! He is supposed to be number 3. He is even worse than ZIGZAGOON..!
For one Elite is like the best you can evolve Eevee into so many of its evolutions
She is quite stupid and ugly but she can evolve to kick your ass!
Why is eevee on this list? He's awesome!
Oddish is a weirdo with a grass hairdo its like Nintendo just said 'we don't have any Pokemon without arms, ' so they made him a blue seed, then they said, 'let's give him a spiffy hairdo!
I'm a little radish catch me. Trainer ratata use bite. Odish Lord mercy no! Ratata used bite Irish fainted. Next day same thing happens except it a girl with a pidgey that uses takle. Infinity time later. Same thing happens
I really like odissh, it's cute now some people might complain about gloom but remember, in the anime it saved a kids life from a grimer
I think oddish is cute. I've always wanted one.