Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or Girlfriend
The wife will be angry.
But what if she has autism and hates loud noises like yelling?
To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand.
To say the least it would be a stupid gift.
Can you really bear to do part with them?
I'd actually be grateful
She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich.
Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else
"Remember to give it to me next time."
The picture made it worse...
If your wife was krabs
Cheap ass husbands!
One word for that: Gross!
Giving a bloody knife to your wives/girlfriends can sounds like as if a husband/boyfriend is accusing their own wives/girlfriends for murdering someone.
She is gonna kill you.
Unless she's a collector. She's not gonna like it.
How the hell? Who would you even kill?
Well... I guess A Jurassic Park DVD doesn't sound bad.