Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or Girlfriend

The Top Ten
1 A lifetime supply of dish soap
2 A scale designed for weighing elephants

The wife will be angry.

3 Ear plugs for when the football is on

But what if she has autism and hates loud noises like yelling?

4 A toilet plunger
5 All of the porn you've been hiding over the years

To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand.

To say the least it would be a stupid gift.

Can you really bear to do part with them?

6 An STI testing kit
7 Tampons

I'd actually be grateful

8 All of the necessary ingredients for her to make you a sandwich

She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich.

9 A dildo

Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else

10 A Shake Weight
The Contenders
11 A book on how to be a better lover
12 Her own personal graveyard
13 A bright green cowboy hat with a rubber duck on top
14 Condoms

"Remember to give it to me next time."

The picture made it worse...

15 Two cents

If your wife was krabs

Cheap ass husbands!

16 A nude picture of your mother

One word for that: Gross!

17 A bag full of bricks
18 A bloody knife

Giving a bloody knife to your wives/girlfriends can sounds like as if a husband/boyfriend is accusing their own wives/girlfriends for murdering someone.

19 A jar of dirt
20 Pictures of you and your other girlfriends

She is gonna kill you.

21 Virtual Boy

Unless she's a collector. She's not gonna like it.

22 A corpse

How the hell? Who would you even kill?

23 A Jurassic Park III DVD

Well... I guess A Jurassic Park DVD doesn't sound bad.

24 A used tissue
25 Fake poop
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