Top 10 Stupidest Questions

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

Hm. You and I, my friend, need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista

He has to turn 12 - Metal_Treasure

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna

Gee, if you’re using an Apple device and you don’t know where it is, you’re in trouble. - PackFan2005

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12

I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM

9 PM. - LeRoiDesSapins

I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser

SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

Is just the best song - thebest2

DIE - SilverstreamSucks

Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02

Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040

Only if the picture is bad - Metal_Treasure

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

Just love it like you would any other potato.

Buy another potato to become a couple - Metal_Treasure

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure

You don’t get up to eat. But, I definitely don’t recommend doing that, so don’t take my advice! - saturatedsunrise

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09

Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony

I think its umm 666

911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-X

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser

Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it

Home depot I bought fortnite for 60 dollars at home depot - B1ueNew

A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn

Why do you ask? - Britgirl

The thing I'm answering to.

I don’t know what a question is? - saturatedsunrise

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

But you just said it. - cosmo

Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.

It’s definitely not 911 - PackFan2005

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. There's 29 days in a week.

No, it doesn’t. It’s only open 7 days, and it is closed 10 days. Weeks have 17 days! Didn’t you know that? - saturatedsunrise

A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser

Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

I ask this to myself sometimes. - Userguy44

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

"I mean it's just water right"

Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005

I think there’s a flaw in my code. - saturatedsunrise

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005

I'm going with zero.

Lol! - LeRoiDesSapins

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

No they're not. I have chickens and our roosters aren't gay; they mate with the hens. - Copenhagen

Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02

Trump? - Userguy44

Yeah, just tell them it.

It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista

No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

Of course not, because I was born on July 6th, but according to everyone, my birthday is September 18. Strange, isn’t it? - saturatedsunrise

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Perverted moron

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest

I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I'm never eating ham again.

Oh my god, I'm never eating ham again...

Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser

Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02

Yeah. He saved Earth from an alien invasion - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Ugg I hate it when people joke about Hitler... just stop - Maya159610

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana

Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44

You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick

This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure

Good question... no

No youll become a head

No, you were supposed to eat him.

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44

Um...eat beans.

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

You could make yourself sick man

Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

Um have you looked up miku recently?

Corey in the House I'm pretty sure - Brobusky

Um, the Hatime Mikus.

No.

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

On your comment.

Not until 4. - Catacorn

I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.

Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats anymore. - WonkeyDude98

Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02

17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunrise

It's 910.

It's a meme. - LeRoiDesSapins

No

yes - SilverstreamSucks

This question is the stupidest question surely?

Killing time - Metal_Treasure

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

Well, a cat is a dog, apparently. - Goku02

Ha, he is Garfield! - 05yusuf09

Meow. Ring a bell?

A small-size tiger - Metal_Treasure

Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02

Like that

Like that.

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no

Lol! - LeRoiDesSapins

Goodnight, pet Potato, I hate you, see you at 3:00. When am I supposed to meet you?

Yes I am. I'm deep asleep right now. - Goku02

Yes, now don’t talk to me, I’m sleeping! - saturatedsunrise

No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl

No. - 3DG20

I Saw this question on a Q and A site, it just made me laugh.

Why do some people ask that? Are they afraid some people hate them because of their race? Not everybody's racist.

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

Are you a zombie!?

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Funny everybody knows

I'd be the guy on the Titanic who got drunk and survived. - IronSabbathPriest

If you were a part of the boat,u would not be alive in the first place so the boat

More like if you punch a rapist will it be sexual assault. Lol. - IronSabbathPriest

You what?