Top 10 Stupidest Questions

The Top Ten

1 My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues.

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat...

If you've ever asked this question before you have issues

It takes forever for boys to have their first period.

2 Where'sthespacebar?

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space?

I just luved this item and the entire list!

Its under the letters c v b n m dumbo's and I even used the space bar for these words

If you can't find the space bar on a computer you need help

3 When does the 9:00pm news start?

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! "

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'.

Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM.

It's right there in the title of the news!

4 HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!?

The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock

Is just the best song

My brotherther asked that only yesterday

I DON'T KNOW ASK SOMEONE ELSE HELP ME!

5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yup, a picture of the sun shines as bright as the sun itself. Avoid pictures at all costs! (That was sarcasm in case you’re a person who takes everything seriously).

Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind!

No, but it will if you put a picture of the sun over the real sun.

Try looking at a picture of a sun and you'll figure it out.

6 What is 911's phone number

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks?

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296?

I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it!

Laugh out loud this is so funny!

7 How do I take care of my pet potato?

Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.
And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it.

Ah, I'm glad you asked that. It's an issue most potato enthusiasts struggle with. Just make sure to change his cage regularly and feed him plenty of Skittle. I would also advise some wool because potatoes struggle if the temperature is too low. ~Topaz

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out.

You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless

8 How can I lose weight without moving?

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA!

Starve urself (ok really even that won't work, I know...). Liposuction.

9 How do you spell FBI?

I want to ask someone this question now.

Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't.

10 What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk.

That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex

Your dog wouldn't understand, lol!

Why would you want to do that?

The Contenders

11 If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie.

No. There's 29 days in a week.

It means you're a potato

12 Who am I?

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar!

I ask myself this question all the time.

You're a unicorn. That's who you are!

13 What is Obama's last name?

Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname I.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet?

Barack is his last name.

14 Can't you put it out with gasoline?

Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke)

Yes, of course. It's quite safe, trust me.

"I mean it's just water right"

Unless you want to die..

15 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

No they're not. I have chickens and our roosters aren't gay; they mate with the hens.

Did you know that ostriches are birds?

16 How many calories are in a booger?

I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2.

Well if you want to know so much, try it and see?

I'm going with zero.

17 Was Adolf Hitler a good person?

Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack.

I used to think he was a good person, but I knew nothing about him, so yeah.

Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though.

Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans?

18 Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?

Lol probably not.
-Wings of Warriors

Yeah, just tell them it.

19 Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday.

Hmm... well, then why is it called "Birthday"? Figure it out.

Oh wow I just found that out you guys are so smart

20 Why does my d*** smell like ham?

I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham.

Umm, because you didn't wash it maybe?

Just break up with your girlfriend.

21 Are Oreos a symbol of racial harmony?

They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors.

That's a good one.

22 Why is my sperm so powerful?

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..."

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Sperm can lift mountains!

Um...

23 what anime is Hatsune Miku from?

This isn't that dumb of a question. I like Miku, but I can see why someone would think she's an anime character.

She comes from an anime that nobody heard of. (Joke).

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto.

I think she's from iCarly... Something like that!

24 Why doesn't Justin Beaver eat wood?

I DINT KNOW! I think about dis all the time. He is just as smart and nice as one, do why don't he eat wood?

Because he prefers steel.

Bustin Jeaver.

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER!

25 Are you a human?

Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla?

I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien.

I'm a dragon, peasant!

I'm a reptilian.

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