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Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl
Hm. You and I, my friend, need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn
Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista
He has to turn 12 - Metal_TreasureV 11 Comments
I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth
You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed
Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna
Gee, if you’re using an Apple device and you don’t know where it is, you’re in trouble. - PackFan2005V 3 Comments
It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755
Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12
I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM
It's right there in the title of the news! - allamassalV 10 Comments
I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser
SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn
Is just the best song - thebest2
MY CAPS LOCK'S BROKEN TOO - FuffleyandPeetahV 18 Comments
Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02
Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040
Only if the picture is bad - Metal_TreasureV 7 Comments
Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900
You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser
Just love it like you would any other potato.
Ah, I'm glad you asked that. It's an issue most potato enthusiasts struggle with. Just make sure to change his cage regularly and feed him plenty of Skittle. I would also advise some wool because potatoes struggle if the temperature is too low. ~TopazV 12 Comments
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure
You don’t get up to eat. But, I definitely don’t recommend doing that, so don’t take my advice! - saturatedsunriseV 4 Comments
This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09
Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony
I think its umm 666
911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-XV 5 Comments
Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!
Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.
No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser
Ef bee eye, that's how you spell itV 7 Comments
That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex
When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure
How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20
Don’t worry, my dogs learned naturally, which is strange considering we had them spayed and neutered. Hormones I guess. - PackFan2005V 3 Comments
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02
But you just said it. - cosmo
Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.
I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetahV 2 Comments
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No. There's 29 days in a week.
No, it doesn’t. It’s only open 7 days, and it is closed 10 days. Weeks have 17 days! Didn’t you know that? - saturatedsunriseV 5 Comments
A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser
Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02
You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.
You're a unicorn. That's who you are! - FuffleyandPeetahV 7 Comments
And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk
"I mean it's just water right"
Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005
I think there’s a flaw in my code. - saturatedsunrise
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser
I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.
Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005
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Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?
No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.
Did you know that chickens are gay birds
No they're not. I have chickens and our roosters aren't gay; they mate with the hens. - Copenhagen
Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44V 1 Comment
Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!
His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn
Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).
Trump? - Userguy44V 5 Comments
Yeah, just tell them it.
It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista
No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02
Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.
Of course not, because I was born on July 6th, but according to everyone, my birthday is September 18. Strange, isn’t it? - saturatedsunriseV 8 Comments
Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest
I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I'm never eating ham again.
What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)V 4 Comments
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it
Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser
Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02
Yeah. He saved Earth from an alien invasion - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Ugg I hate it when people joke about Hitler... just stop - Maya159610V 1 Comment
They are symbols of interracial threesomes.
That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest
Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005
Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09
Because he prefers steel. - Goku02
Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana
Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44V 1 Comment
You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick
This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure
Good question... no
Too far, man... - FuffleyandPeetahV 2 Comments
No, you were supposed to eat him.
Eat sprouts and beans for lunch
Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List
Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44
Um...eat beans.V 2 Comments
Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List
You could make yourself sick man
Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn
Um have you looked up miku recently?
I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah
Um, the Hatime Mikus.V 5 Comments
Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure
Here, apparently - Brobusky
On your comment.
Not until 4. - CatacornV 3 Comments
I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.
Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats anymore. - WonkeyDude98
Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02
17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunriseV 1 Comment
yes - SilverstreamSucks
This question is the stupidest question surely?
Killing time - Metal_Treasure
Yes, but only because you need one so badly
I hope so, because believe me, you need one!
Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben
What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000
Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02
Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.
Well, a cat is a dog, apparently. - Goku02
Ha, he is Garfield! - 05yusuf09
Meow. Ring a bell?
A small-size tiger - Metal_TreasureV 2 Comments
Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02
A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn
Why do you ask? - Britgirl
The thing I'm answering to.
A question is a question - FuffleyandPeetahV 5 Comments
�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.
Goodnight, pet Potato, I hate you, see you at 3:00. When am I supposed to meet you?
Yes I am. I'm deep asleep right now. - Goku02
Yep. I've been asleep for the past 200 years - FuffleyandPeetah
Yes, now don’t talk to me, I’m sleeping! - saturatedsunrise
No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl
No. - 3DG20
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
I Saw this question on a Q and A site, it just made me laugh.
Why do some people ask that? Are they afraid some people hate them because of their race? Not everybody's racist.
Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02
Are you a zombie!?
You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld
Funny everybody knows
I'd be the guy on the Titanic who got drunk and survived. - IronSabbathPriest
If you were a part of the boat,u would not be alive in the first place so the boat
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