Top 10 Stupidest Questions

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The Top Ten

1 My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X

It takes forever for boys to have their first period. - Misfire

I dunno, maybe because...he's a boy? - Luckys

I dunno, why hasn't my 11 year old sister - okay, I don't want to say it. - WheresMyGuitarPick

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2 Where'sthespacebar?

Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna

If you can't find the space bar on a computer you need help - Randomator

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

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3 When does the 9:00pm news start?

Surely it's not at 9pm. - Misfire

It's right there in the title of the news! - allamassal

I think 10:00 but I don't know for sure (Sarcasm) - Randomator

Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorld

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4 HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!?

Lol - Randomator

MY CAPS LOCK'S BROKEN TOO - FuffleyandPeetah

The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal

I DON'T KNOW! - 150040

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5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire

That's the reason I'm blind! - Luckys

Only if the picture is bad - Metal_Treasure

No, but it will if you put a picture of the sun over the real sun. - saturatedsunrise

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6 How do I take care of my pet potato?

You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator

Buy another potato to become a couple - Metal_Treasure

Ah, I'm glad you asked that. It's an issue most potato enthusiasts struggle with. Just make sure to change his cage regularly and feed him plenty of Skittle. I would also advise some wool because potatoes struggle if the temperature is too low. ~Topaz

Eat it!
Never mind. I'll eat it. *eats*
Mmm! Yummy! - TheFourthWorld

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7 What is the number for 911?

Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire

911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-X

FINLAND! - TheFourthWorld

It’s 1-800-You-Know-Nothing - saturatedsunrise

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8 How can I lose weight without moving?

Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

POOPING

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9 How do you spell FBI?

I don't know. How do you? - Misfire

Wasn't somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies? - Randomator

Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it

I want to ask someone this question now. - Cyri

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10 What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

Why would you want to do that? - Misfire

When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure

That’s a bit weird and creepy. Who would do that? - Randomator

How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20

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The Contenders

11 What is 911's phone number

911 dumbass - Randomator

I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah

Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

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12 If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No. There's 29 days in a week.

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No, there’s only 4 days in a week. - PackFan2005

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13 Who am I?

I don't know. Who are you? - Userguy44

An amnesiac... - Kevinsidis

A dumbass - DarkBoi-X

Well that's good question and I will awnser it for you

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14 Can't you put it out with gasoline?

Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator

Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005

I think there’s a flaw in my code. - saturatedsunrise

"I mean it's just water right"

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15 How many calories are in a booger?

I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.

Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.

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16 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Then why are they called dolphins? - Randomator

This list is hilarious. - Userguy44

Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44

What the heck? - PackFan2005

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17 What is Obama's last name?

Barack is his last name. - Misfire

Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).

Trump? - Userguy44

I will give you a hint. It’s the 3rd word in the question - DrayTopTens

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18 Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?

Yeah, just tell them it.

19 Why does my d*** smell like ham?

Just break up with your girlfriend. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Um... - Randomator

What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest

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20 Was Adolf Hitler a good person?

Haha no not even close - Randomator

Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys

Lol no. - Userguy44

Ugg I hate it when people joke about Hitler... just stop - Maya159610

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21 Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44

What? That would be impossible! - DrayTopTens

Maybe - Randomator

Hmm... well, then why is it called "Birthday"? Figure it out. - TheFourthWorld

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22 Are Oreos a symbol of racial harmony?

They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.

Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

23 Why is my sperm so powerful?

Um... - Randomator

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Perverted moron

24 So, the emergency line don't take jokes, then?
25 Why doesn't Justin Beaver eat wood?

Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana

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26 If I eat myself, do I double in size, or disappear?

I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire

Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens

This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure

You’d obviously disappear - Randomator

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27 Was I supposed to CALL the doctor?

Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator

No, you were supposed to eat him.

28 How do you fart?

Eat 999999 beans in a minute.

Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

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29 what anime is Hatsune Miku from?

I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah

The Bee Movie? - MrCoolC

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

Um have you looked up miku recently?

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30 If I have five pencils and six pieces of candy, how many pancakes fell on the roof?

72 because donald trump is old

15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens

8 because aliens like Purple cows - Randomator

17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunrise

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31 Allergic means you can't have them?

You could make yourself sick man

Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

32 Can you sing the hsjsbwuakkans song?

Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator

œ�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.

33 Can I ask you a question?

You already did - DrayTopTens

No - Randomator

Maybe. - Userguy44

no

34 Do you mind if I turn up late?

No.

35 Where can you be stupid?

Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire

On your comment.

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

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36 Are you a human?

Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator

I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri

I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien. - Userguy44

No. I'm a caveman from the year 20 B.C. - FuffleyandPeetah

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37 What's 9 + 10?

Definitely not 19 - Randomator

It's 910.

38 Is mayonnaise an instrument? Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Best question - Randomator

No, but the jar is! - MrCoolC

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

39 My brother looks like Justin Bieber. Does that make him gay?

No - Randomator

yes - SilverstreamSucks

No

40 What is this list about?

Humor - Userguy44

Killing time - Metal_Treasure

This question is the stupidest question surely?

41 Can't you give a brain transplant?

Not when you don't have one - Randomator

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

42 My printer won't print gifs properly?

Try adding more ink - Randomator

What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

43 What is a cat?

Not a dog. - Userguy44

A small-size tiger - Metal_Treasure

A smarter dog - Userguy44

You - MrCoolC

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44 How do you ask a question?

You repeat what you just said - DrayTopTens

Like This! - Randomator

Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02

Like that

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45 What is a question?

A question is a question - FuffleyandPeetah

It’s something that ends with an explanation point like this! - Randomator

A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn

I don’t know what a question is? - saturatedsunrise

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46 How do you breathe?

You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

Are you a zombie!?

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47 Are you asleep?

Not anymore because you decided to wake me - Randomator

Yes, I can type in my sleep - DrayTopTens

Yep. I've been asleep for the past 200 years - FuffleyandPeetah

Goodnight, pet Potato, I hate you, see you at 3:00. When am I supposed to meet you?

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48 Is this a question?

This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator

No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl

No, “This is Patrick! ” - Userguy44

No. - 3DG20

49 Does Santa shop at the mall?

No he lives there duh - Randomator

He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC

I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

50 What store can I buy Fortnite in?

The gun shop. You see, there are LOADS of guns in Fortnite, so it's obvious that you buy the game at a gun store. I suggest Lowe's. - Cyri

Blockbuster, obviously. - MrCoolC

Home depot I bought fortnite for 60 dollars at home depot - B1ueNew

I don't know probably a car dealership. - Randomator

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