Top 10 Stupidest Questions
The Top Ten Stupidest Questions
Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X
Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl
Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista
You haven't had "the talk" yet have you? - IronSabbathPriest
Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna
I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth
You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed
Anyone? - EpicJake
It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755
Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12
I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM
Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorld
I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser
SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn
Is just the best song - thebest2
The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal
Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02
Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire
Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040
This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09
Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony
Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire
I think its umm 666
Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.
And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it. - RoseWeasley
You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator
Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900
You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02
But you just said it. - cosmo
Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.
I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah
Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!
Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it
Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.
No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser
That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex
Why would you want to do that? - Misfire
When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure
How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No. There's 29 days in a week.
It means you're a potato
A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser
Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02
You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.
A unicorn that farts rainbows.
Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator
"I mean it's just water right"
And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk
Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005
Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?
No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.
Did you know that chickens are gay birds
No they're not. I have chickens and our roosters aren't gay; they mate with the hens. - Copenhagen
Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44
Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!
Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).
Barack is his last name. - Misfire
It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02
Yeah, just tell them it.
I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser
Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005
I'm going with zero.
It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista
No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02
Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.
No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44
I used to think he was a good person, but I knew nothing about him, so yeah. - Luckys
Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys
Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser
Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02
They are symbols of interracial threesomes.
That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest
Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005
They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.
Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest
What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)
I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I'm never eating ham again.
No, you were supposed to eat him.
Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator
It's in the name...for EMERGENCIES! - RogerMcBaloney
Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09
Because he prefers steel. - Goku02
Because last time he tried to, the beavers beat him up. - RoseWeasley
Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it
Sperm can lift mountains! - RogerMcBaloney
I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire
You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick
This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure
Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens
Eat sprouts and beans for lunch
Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44
Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List
Eat mcdonalds - PeeledBanana
Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List
You could make yourself sick man
Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise
You already did - DrayTopTens
Maybe. - Userguy44
Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator
I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri
I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien. - Userguy44
No, I'm a peeled banana - PeeledBanana
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn
I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah
Um have you looked up miku recently?
Cory in the House, dumbass. - RoseWeasley
Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator
�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.
I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.
Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02
15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens
This looks like something for the random sentences list.
Yes, but only because you need one so badly
I hope so, because believe me, you need one!
Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben
Not when you don't have one - Randomator
Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02
You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld
Are you a zombie!?
You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens
I don't find this question stupid. - TheFourthWorld
I forgot (Obvious joke) - Randomator
Not 19. - Userguy44
1 year old.
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
No, but the jar is! - MrCoolC
Best question - Randomator
Lol what? - ElSherlock
This question is the stupidest question surely?
Killing time - Metal_Treasure
Humor - Userguy44
Your mom - DrayTopTens
Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure
Here, apparently - Brobusky
Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire
On your comment.
Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it isn't real. You just haven't seen enough of the world. - allamassal
Because they are invisible! - saturatedsunrise
Probably because they only come out at night - Randomator
No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl
This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator
Is this an answer? - kcianciulli
No. - 3DG20
Definitely not 19 - Randomator
No he lives there duh - Randomator
I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy
He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC
yes - SilverstreamSucks
What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000
Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02
Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.
Try adding more ink - Randomator