Top 10 Stupidest Questions

The Top Ten Stupidest Questions

1 My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista

You haven't had "the talk" yet have you? - IronSabbathPriest

2 Where'sthespacebar?

Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

Anyone? - EpicJake

3 When does the 9:00pm news start?

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12

I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM

Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorld

4 HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!?

I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser

SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

Is just the best song - thebest2

The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal

5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02

Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire

Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040

6 What is the number for 911?

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09

Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony

Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire

I think its umm 666

7 How do I take care of my pet potato?

Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.
And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it. - RoseWeasley

You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

8 How can I lose weight without moving?

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure

POOPING

9 What is 911's phone number

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

But you just said it. - cosmo

Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.

I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah

10 How do you spell FBI?

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser

The Contenders

11 What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex

Why would you want to do that? - Misfire

When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure

How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20

12 If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. There's 29 days in a week.

It means you're a potato

13 Who am I?

A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser

Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

A unicorn that farts rainbows.

14 Can't you put it out with gasoline?

Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator

"I mean it's just water right"

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005

15 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

No they're not. I have chickens and our roosters aren't gay; they mate with the hens. - Copenhagen

Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44

16 What is Obama's last name?

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).

Barack is his last name. - Misfire

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02

17 Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?

Yeah, just tell them it.

18 How many calories are in a booger?

I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005

I'm going with zero.

19 Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista

No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44

20 Was Adolf Hitler a good person?

I used to think he was a good person, but I knew nothing about him, so yeah. - Luckys

Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys

Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser

Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02

21 Are Oreos a symbol of racial harmony?

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005

They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.

22 Why does my d*** smell like ham?

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest

What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)

I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I'm never eating ham again.

23 Was I supposed to CALL the doctor?

No, you were supposed to eat him.

Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator

24 So, the emergency line don't take jokes, then?

It's in the name...for EMERGENCIES! - RogerMcBaloney

25 Why doesn't Justin Beaver eat wood?

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

Because last time he tried to, the beavers beat him up. - RoseWeasley

Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana

26 Why is my sperm so powerful?

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Perverted moron

Sperm can lift mountains! - RogerMcBaloney

27 If I eat myself, do I double in size, or disappear?

I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire

You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick

This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure

Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens

28 How do you fart?

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

Eat mcdonalds - PeeledBanana

29 Allergic means you can't have them?

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

You could make yourself sick man

Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise

30 Can I ask you a question?

You already did - DrayTopTens

Maybe. - Userguy44

31 Are you a human?

Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator

I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri

I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien. - Userguy44

No, I'm a peeled banana - PeeledBanana

32 Do you mind if I turn up late?

No.

33 what anime is Hatsune Miku from?

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah

Um have you looked up miku recently?

Cory in the House, dumbass. - RoseWeasley

34 Can you sing the hsjsbwuakkans song?

Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator

œ�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.

35 Am I alive?
36 Am I funny?
37 If I have five pencils and six pieces of candy, how many pancakes fell on the roof?

I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.

Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02

15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens

This looks like something for the random sentences list.

38 Can't you give a brain transplant?

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

Not when you don't have one - Randomator

39 How do you breathe?

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Are you a zombie!?

You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens

40 How old are you?

I don't find this question stupid. - TheFourthWorld

I forgot (Obvious joke) - Randomator

Not 19. - Userguy44

1 year old.

41 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

No, but the jar is! - MrCoolC

Best question - Randomator

42 Does Donald Trump play the trumpet?

Lol what? - ElSherlock

43 What is this list about?

This question is the stupidest question surely?

Killing time - Metal_Treasure

Humor - Userguy44

Your mom - DrayTopTens

44 Where can you be stupid?

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire

On your comment.

45 If sheep are real, then how come I haven't seen one?

Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it isn't real. You just haven't seen enough of the world. - allamassal

Because they are invisible! - saturatedsunrise

Probably because they only come out at night - Randomator

46 Is this a question?

No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl

This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator

Is this an answer? - kcianciulli

No. - 3DG20

47 What's 9 + 10?

Definitely not 19 - Randomator

It's 910.

48 Does Santa shop at the mall?

No he lives there duh - Randomator

I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC

49 My brother looks like Justin Bieber. Does that make him gay?

yes - SilverstreamSucks

50 My printer won't print gifs properly?

What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

Try adding more ink - Randomator

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