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Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl
Hm. You and I my friend need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn
Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista
Umm... - TheFourthWorldV 8 Comments
I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth
You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed
Anyone? - EpicJake
Somewhere. - raincloudV 2 Comments
It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755
Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12
I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM
Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorldV 7 Comments
I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser
SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn
Is just the best song - thebest2
You simply press the caps button a second time. - raincloudV 15 Comments
Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02
Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040
Ouch. - raincloudV 6 Comments
Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900
You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser
Just love it like you would any other potato.
Never mind. I'll eat it. *eats*
Mmm! Yummy! - TheFourthWorld
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
Pooping - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02
But you just said it. - cosmo
Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name. - lovefrombadlands
Hmm, maybe 911? - PeeledBanana
This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09
Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony
I think its umm 666
FINLAND! - TheFourthWorldV 3 Comments
That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex
How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20
You can see the dogs are mating... observe... - PeeledBanana
Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk. - Catlover2004
Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!
Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.
No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser
You just di---
Oh, never mind! - TheFourthWorld
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No. There's 29 days in a week. - lovefrombadlands
I don't know, I think so... - PeeledBananaV 3 Comments
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser
I'm going with zero.
A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser
You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.
Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02
I really don't know - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk
"I mean it's just water right"
Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?
No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.
Did you know that chickens are gay birds
They are symbols of interracial threesomes.
That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest
Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!
His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn
It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02
OBAMA YOU WEIRDOV 3 Comments
You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick
Good question... no
Good question! - Goku02
Yeah, just tell them it. - lovefrombadlands
Yes, of course. If you're on a holiday somewhere far from your house and you don't know what the area code was, and there's a criminal in your house and you want to call the police, you can just ask him / her if he / she knew what the area code was. I'm sure he / she will help : ) - Goku02
It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista
No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02
Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.
Nope. I was born on July 16th, but my birthday is June 7? Why is it that? - raincloudV 8 Comments
�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.
Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser
Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02
Yeah. He saved Earth from an alien invasion - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No. - PeeledBanana
More like if you punch a rapist will it be sexual assault. Lol. - IronSabbathPriest
No, you were supposed to eat him.
Nope. - raincloud
Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09
Because he prefers steel. - Goku02
Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana
I DINT KNOW! I think about dis all the time. He is just as smart and nice as one, do why don't he eat wood?
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it
I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest
I'm never eating ham again.
Oh my god, I'm never eating ham again...V 3 Comments
Eat sprouts and beans for lunch
Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List
Watch Nyan Cat for 10 hours, you'll get the memo. - Catacorn
Um...eat beans. - lovefrombadlandsV 1 Comment
Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List
Yes, but only because you need one so badly
I hope so, because believe me, you need one!
Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn
Um have you looked up miku recently?
Corey in the House I'm pretty sure - Brobusky
Um, the Hatime Mikus. - lovefrombadlandsV 4 Comments
This question is the stupidest question surely?
You bought the wrong ink! You can buy the proper ink at the Dollar Store for 99 cents! - Catacorn
Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02
Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.
Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure
Here, apparently - Brobusky
On your comment. - lovefrombadlands
Not until 4. - CatacornV 3 Comments
Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02
A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn
Why do you ask? - Britgirl
The thing I'm answering to.
I think it's an answer. - Goku02V 3 Comments
I'd be the guy on the Titanic who got drunk and survived. - IronSabbathPriest
If you were a part of the boat,u would not be alive in the first place so the boat
I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.
Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats anymore. - WonkeyDude98
Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02
This looks like something for the random sentences list.
I Saw this question on a Q and A site, it just made me laugh.
Well, a cat is a dog, apparently. - Goku02
Ha, he is Garfield! - 05yusuf09
A cat is a cat. Look it up in the dictionary. - Catacorn
Meow. Ring a bell?V 1 Comment
Why do some people ask that? Are they afraid some people hate them because of their race? Not everybody's racist.
Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02
Are you a zombie!?
You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld
Funny everybody knows
This is an actual Google search suggestion. No idea why.
This made me laugh - PeeledBanana
Not... ha... cool
Stupid question. You can look it up on the dictionary.
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