Top 10 Stupidest QuestionsAjkloth
The Top Ten
Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X
It takes forever for boys to have their first period. - Misfire
Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl
I dunno, maybe because...he's a boy? - Luckys
Here: - RoseWeasley
Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna
If you can't find the space bar on a computer you need help - Randomator
I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth
The 4th word in the sentence - DrayTopTens
Surely it's not at 9pm. - Misfire
It's right there in the title of the news! - allamassal
I think 10:00 but I don't know for sure (Sarcasm) - Randomator
I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser
SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn
MY CAPS LOCK'S BROKEN TOO - FuffleyandPeetah
The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal
Yeah, that's why I'm blind. - RoseWeasley
Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire
That's the reason I'm blind! - Luckys
Only if the picture is bad - Metal_Treasure
Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire
This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09
911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-X
Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony
Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.
And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it. - RoseWeasley
You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator
Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900
Buy another potato to become a couple - Metal_Treasure
Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
It's already on here - DrayTopTens
911 dumbass - Randomator
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02
I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah
I don't know. How do you? - Misfire
Wasn't somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies? - Randomator
Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it
Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!
Why would you want to do that? - Misfire
When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure
That’s a bit weird and creepy. Who would do that? - Randomator
That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No. There's 29 days in a week.
It means you're a potato
I ask myself this question all the time. - RoseWeasley
I don't know. Who are you? - Userguy44
An amnesiac... - Kevinsidis
A dumbass - DarkBoi-X
Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator
Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005
"I mean it's just water right"
And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk
Then why are they called dolphins? - Randomator
This list is hilarious. - Userguy44
Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44
Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?
Barack is his last name. - Misfire
Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!
Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).
Trump? - Userguy44
Yeah, just tell them it.
I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.
Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser
I'm going with zero.
No, it's on the day the world ended. - RoseWeasley
No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44
What? That would be impossible! - DrayTopTens
Maybe - Randomator
I used to think he was a good person, but I knew nothing about him, so yeah. - Luckys
Nope. - RoseWeasley
Haha no not even close - Randomator
Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys
They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.
They are symbols of interracial threesomes.
Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005
That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest
Umm, because you didn't wash it maybe? - RogerMcBaloney
Just break up with your girlfriend. - WheresMyGuitarPick
Um... - Randomator
What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)
Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator
No, you were supposed to eat him.
It's in the name...for EMERGENCIES! - RogerMcBaloney
Because last time he tried to, the beavers beat him up. - RoseWeasley
Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44
Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09
Because he prefers steel. - Goku02
Sperm can lift mountains! - RogerMcBaloney
Um... - Randomator
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it
You will dissolve into feces. - RogerMcBaloney
I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire
Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens
This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure
Eat 999999 beans in a minute.
Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44
Eat sprouts and beans for lunch
Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List
You could make yourself sick man
Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List
Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise
You already did - DrayTopTens
Maybe. - Userguy44
I'm a reptilian. - RogerMcBaloney
Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator
I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri
No I’m a villager
Cory in the House, dumbass. - RoseWeasley
I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah
The Bee Movie? - MrCoolC
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn
Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator
�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.
72 because donald trump is old
15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens
8 because aliens like Purple cows - Randomator
17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunrise
Not when you don't have one - Randomator
Yes, but only because you need one so badly
I hope so, because believe me, you need one!
Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben
You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens
Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02
You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld
Are you a zombie!?
Best question - Randomator
No, but the jar is! - MrCoolC
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Lol what? - ElSherlock
Your mom - DrayTopTens
Humor - Userguy44
Killing time - Metal_Treasure
This question is the stupidest question surely?
Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire
Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure
Here, apparently - Brobusky
On your comment.
Probably because they only come out at night - Randomator
Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it isn't real. You just haven't seen enough of the world. - allamassal
Because they are invisible! - saturatedsunrise
I forgot (Obvious joke) - Randomator
Not 19. - Userguy44
Over 9000! - MrCoolC
I don't find this question stupid. - TheFourthWorld
Is this an answer? - kcianciulli
This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator
No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl
No. - 3DG20
Definitely not 19 - Randomator
No he lives there duh - Randomator
He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC
I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy
yes - SilverstreamSucks
Try adding more ink - Randomator
What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000
Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02
Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.