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Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X
It takes forever for boys to have their first period. - Misfire
I dunno, maybe because...he's a boy? - Luckys
I dunno, why hasn't my 11 year old sister - okay, I don't want to say it. - WheresMyGuitarPickV 17 Comments
Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna
If you can't find the space bar on a computer you need help - Randomator
You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed
I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSethV 4 Comments
Surely it's not at 9pm. - Misfire
It's right there in the title of the news! - allamassal
I think 10:00 but I don't know for sure (Sarcasm) - Randomator
Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorldV 12 Comments
Lol - Randomator
MY CAPS LOCK'S BROKEN TOO - FuffleyandPeetah
The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal
I DON'T KNOW! - 150040V 20 Comments
Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire
That's the reason I'm blind! - Luckys
Only if the picture is bad - Metal_Treasure
No, but it will if you put a picture of the sun over the real sun. - saturatedsunriseV 10 Comments
You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator
Buy another potato to become a couple - Metal_Treasure
Ah, I'm glad you asked that. It's an issue most potato enthusiasts struggle with. Just make sure to change his cage regularly and feed him plenty of Skittle. I would also advise some wool because potatoes struggle if the temperature is too low. ~Topaz
Never mind. I'll eat it. *eats*
Mmm! Yummy! - TheFourthWorld
Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire
911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-X
FINLAND! - TheFourthWorld
It’s 1-800-You-Know-Nothing - saturatedsunriseV 8 Comments
Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
POOPINGV 4 Comments
I don't know. How do you? - Misfire
Wasn't somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies? - Randomator
Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it
I want to ask someone this question now. - CyriV 9 Comments
Why would you want to do that? - Misfire
When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure
That’s a bit weird and creepy. Who would do that? - Randomator
How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20V 5 Comments
911 dumbass - Randomator
I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah
Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02V 3 Comments
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02
No. There's 29 days in a week.
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No, there’s only 4 days in a week. - PackFan2005V 6 Comments
I don't know. Who are you? - Userguy44
An amnesiac... - Kevinsidis
A dumbass - DarkBoi-X
Well that's good question and I will awnser it for youV 12 Comments
Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator
Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005
I think there’s a flaw in my code. - saturatedsunrise
"I mean it's just water right"V 1 Comment
I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.
Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser
I'm going with zero.V 2 Comments
Then why are they called dolphins? - Randomator
This list is hilarious. - Userguy44
Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44
What the heck? - PackFan2005V 3 Comments
Barack is his last name. - Misfire
Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).
Trump? - Userguy44
I will give you a hint. It’s the 3rd word in the question - DrayTopTensV 8 Comments
Yeah, just tell them it.
Just break up with your girlfriend. - WheresMyGuitarPick
Um... - Randomator
What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)
Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriestV 6 Comments
Haha no not even close - Randomator
Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys
Lol no. - Userguy44
Ugg I hate it when people joke about Hitler... just stop - Maya159610V 6 Comments
No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44
What? That would be impossible! - DrayTopTens
Maybe - Randomator
Hmm... well, then why is it called "Birthday"? Figure it out. - TheFourthWorldV 11 Comments
They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.
Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005
They are symbols of interracial threesomes.
That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest
Um... - Randomator
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it
Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44
Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09
Because he prefers steel. - Goku02
Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBananaV 1 Comment
I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire
Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens
This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure
You’d obviously disappear - RandomatorV 5 Comments
Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator
No, you were supposed to eat him.
Eat 999999 beans in a minute.
Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44
Eat sprouts and beans for lunch
Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10ListV 3 Comments
I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah
The Bee Movie? - MrCoolC
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn
Um have you looked up miku recently?V 6 Comments
72 because donald trump is old
15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens
8 because aliens like Purple cows - Randomator
17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunriseV 5 Comments
You could make yourself sick man
Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise
Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List
Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator
�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.
You already did - DrayTopTens
No - Randomator
Maybe. - Userguy44
Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire
On your comment.
Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure
Here, apparently - BrobuskyV 4 Comments
Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator
I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri
I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien. - Userguy44
No. I'm a caveman from the year 20 B.C. - FuffleyandPeetahV 4 Comments
Definitely not 19 - Randomator
Best question - Randomator
No, but the jar is! - MrCoolC
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
No - Randomator
yes - SilverstreamSucks
Humor - Userguy44
Killing time - Metal_Treasure
This question is the stupidest question surely?
Not when you don't have one - Randomator
Yes, but only because you need one so badly
I hope so, because believe me, you need one!
Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben
Try adding more ink - Randomator
What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000
Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02
Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.
Not a dog. - Userguy44
A small-size tiger - Metal_Treasure
A smarter dog - Userguy44
You - MrCoolCV 5 Comments
You repeat what you just said - DrayTopTens
Like This! - Randomator
Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02
Like thatV 1 Comment
A question is a question - FuffleyandPeetah
It’s something that ends with an explanation point like this! - Randomator
A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn
I don’t know what a question is? - saturatedsunriseV 6 Comments
You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens
You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld
Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02
Are you a zombie!?V 2 Comments
Not anymore because you decided to wake me - Randomator
Yes, I can type in my sleep - DrayTopTens
Yep. I've been asleep for the past 200 years - FuffleyandPeetah
Goodnight, pet Potato, I hate you, see you at 3:00. When am I supposed to meet you?V 2 Comments
This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator
No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl
No, “This is Patrick! ” - Userguy44
No. - 3DG20
No he lives there duh - Randomator
He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC
I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy
The gun shop. You see, there are LOADS of guns in Fortnite, so it's obvious that you buy the game at a gun store. I suggest Lowe's. - Cyri
Blockbuster, obviously. - MrCoolC
Home depot I bought fortnite for 60 dollars at home depot - B1ueNew
I don't know probably a car dealership. - RandomatorV 1 Comment
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