Top 10 Stupidest Questions


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1 My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

Hm. You and I my friend need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista

If you've ever asked this question before you have issues - EpicJake

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2 Where'sthespacebar?

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

Anyone? - EpicJake

Below the letters, c v b n m, dimwit. - Pegasister12

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3 When does the 9:00pm news start?

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12

I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM

Oh, I don't know? Probably 9:00pm - PeeledBanana

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SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

Is just the best song - thebest2


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5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02

Not only that it hurts your eyes, many people around the world went blind when they do this - FireWasp2004

Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Hmmm let me try noo myy eeyyyeeess THEY BURN THEY BURN

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6 How do I take care of my pet potato?

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

Just love it like you would any other potato.

Slice him, fry him, eat him - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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7 How can I lose weight without moving?

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista


Pooping - PeeledBanana

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8 What is the Number for 911

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09

Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony

Oh no it's the stupid 9/11 Jokers

I think its umm 666

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9 What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex

You can see the dogs are mating... observe... - PeeledBanana

Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk. - Catlover2004

HE can't UNDERSTAND U DO... yes

10 What is 911's phone number

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

But you just said it. - cosmo

Hmm, maybe 911? - PeeledBanana

The Contenders

11 How do you spell FBI?

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser

Ohhh no gooodd hellpp mee um how do u spell FBI (I remember asking my kindergarten teacher this lol)

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12 If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

It means you're a potato

I don't know, I think so... - PeeledBanana

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13 Who am I?

A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02

I really don't know - PeeledBanana

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14 Can't you put it out with gasoline?

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

"I mean it's just water right"

15 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

16 How many calories are in a booger?

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.


17 What is Obama's last name?

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02


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18 Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?
19 Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista

No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

Probably - PeeledBanana

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20 Why is my sperm so powerful?

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

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1. My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?
2. How can I lose weight without moving?
3. Can't you put it out with gasoline?
1. Where'sthespacebar?
2. My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?
3. If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday
1. When does the 9:00pm news start?
2. What is the Number for 911

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