Top 10 Stupidest Questions

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The Top Ten

1 My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X

It takes forever for boys to have their first period. - Misfire

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

I dunno, maybe because...he's a boy? - Luckys

2 Where'sthespacebar?

Here: - RoseWeasley

Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna

If you can't find the space bar on a computer you need help - Randomator

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

3 When does the 9:00pm news start?

The 4th word in the sentence - DrayTopTens

Surely it's not at 9pm. - Misfire

It's right there in the title of the news! - allamassal

I think 10:00 but I don't know for sure (Sarcasm) - Randomator

4 HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!?

I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser

SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

MY CAPS LOCK'S BROKEN TOO - FuffleyandPeetah

The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal

5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yeah, that's why I'm blind. - RoseWeasley

Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire

That's the reason I'm blind! - Luckys

Only if the picture is bad - Metal_Treasure

6 What is the number for 911?

Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09

911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-X

Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony

7 How do I take care of my pet potato?

Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.
And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it. - RoseWeasley

You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

Buy another potato to become a couple - Metal_Treasure

8 How can I lose weight without moving?

Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

POOPING

9 What is 911's phone number

It's already on here - DrayTopTens

911 dumbass - Randomator

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah

10 How do you spell FBI?

I don't know. How do you? - Misfire

Wasn't somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies? - Randomator

Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

The Contenders

11 What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

Why would you want to do that? - Misfire

When you turn 18 or 19, I guess - Metal_Treasure

That’s a bit weird and creepy. Who would do that? - Randomator

That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex

12 If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. There's 29 days in a week.

It means you're a potato

13 Who am I?

I ask myself this question all the time. - RoseWeasley

I don't know. Who are you? - Userguy44

An amnesiac... - Kevinsidis

A dumbass - DarkBoi-X

14 Can't you put it out with gasoline?

Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator

Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005

"I mean it's just water right"

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

15 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Then why are they called dolphins? - Randomator

This list is hilarious. - Userguy44

Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

16 What is Obama's last name?

Barack is his last name. - Misfire

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).

Trump? - Userguy44

17 Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?

Yeah, just tell them it.

18 How many calories are in a booger?

I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.

Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.

19 Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

No, it's on the day the world ended. - RoseWeasley

No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44

What? That would be impossible! - DrayTopTens

Maybe - Randomator

20 Was Adolf Hitler a good person?

I used to think he was a good person, but I knew nothing about him, so yeah. - Luckys

Nope. - RoseWeasley

Haha no not even close - Randomator

Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys

21 Are Oreos a symbol of racial harmony?

They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

22 Why does my d*** smell like ham?

Umm, because you didn't wash it maybe? - RogerMcBaloney

Just break up with your girlfriend. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Um... - Randomator

What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)

23 Was I supposed to CALL the doctor?

Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator

No, you were supposed to eat him.

24 So, the emergency line don't take jokes, then?

It's in the name...for EMERGENCIES! - RogerMcBaloney

25 Why doesn't Justin Beaver eat wood?

Because last time he tried to, the beavers beat him up. - RoseWeasley

Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

26 Why is my sperm so powerful?

Sperm can lift mountains! - RogerMcBaloney

Um... - Randomator

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

27 If I eat myself, do I double in size, or disappear?

You will dissolve into feces. - RogerMcBaloney

I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire

Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens

This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure

28 How do you fart?

Eat 999999 beans in a minute.

Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

29 Allergic means you can't have them?

You could make yourself sick man

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise

30 Can I ask you a question?

You already did - DrayTopTens

Maybe. - Userguy44

31 Are you a human?

I'm a reptilian. - RogerMcBaloney

Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator

I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri

No I’m a villager

32 Do you mind if I turn up late?

No.

33 what anime is Hatsune Miku from?

Cory in the House, dumbass. - RoseWeasley

I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah

The Bee Movie? - MrCoolC

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

34 Can you sing the hsjsbwuakkans song?

Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator

œ�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.

35 Am I alive?
36 Am I funny?
37 If I have five pencils and six pieces of candy, how many pancakes fell on the roof?

72 because donald trump is old

15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens

8 because aliens like Purple cows - Randomator

17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunrise

38 Can't you give a brain transplant?

Not when you don't have one - Randomator

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

39 How do you breathe?

You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Are you a zombie!?

40 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Best question - Randomator

No, but the jar is! - MrCoolC

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

41 Does Donald Trump play the trumpet?

Lol what? - ElSherlock

42 What is this list about?

Your mom - DrayTopTens

Humor - Userguy44

Killing time - Metal_Treasure

This question is the stupidest question surely?

43 Where can you be stupid?

Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

On your comment.

44 If sheep are real, then how come I haven't seen one?

Probably because they only come out at night - Randomator

Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it isn't real. You just haven't seen enough of the world. - allamassal

Because they are invisible! - saturatedsunrise

45 How old are you?

I forgot (Obvious joke) - Randomator

Not 19. - Userguy44

Over 9000! - MrCoolC

I don't find this question stupid. - TheFourthWorld

46 Is this a question?

Is this an answer? - kcianciulli

This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator

No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl

No. - 3DG20

47 What's 9 + 10?

Definitely not 19 - Randomator

It's 910.

48 Does Santa shop at the mall?

No he lives there duh - Randomator

He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC

I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

49 My brother looks like Justin Bieber. Does that make him gay?

yes - SilverstreamSucks

50 My printer won't print gifs properly?

Try adding more ink - Randomator

What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

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