Top 10 Stupidest Questions

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

Hm. You and I my friend need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista

Someone hasn't had sex ed yet - OnionLists

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

Ha this is good - OnionLists

Anyone? - EpicJake

Below the letters, c v b n m, dimwit. - Pegasister12

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12

I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM

Oh, I don't know? Probably 9:00pm - PeeledBanana

I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser

SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

Is just the best song - thebest2

I don't KNOW - OnionLists

Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02

Not only that it hurts your eyes, many people around the world went blind when they do this - FireWasp2004

Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Hmmm let me try noo myy eeyyyeeess THEY BURN THEY BURN

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

Just love it like you would any other potato.

Slice him, fry him, eat him - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

POOPING

Pooping - PeeledBanana

That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex

You can see the dogs are mating... observe... - PeeledBanana

Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk. - Catlover2004

HE can't UNDERSTAND U DO... yes

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

But you just said it. - cosmo

Hmm, maybe 911? - PeeledBanana

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser

Ohhh no gooodd hellpp mee um how do u spell FBI (I remember asking my kindergarten teacher this lol)

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

It means you're a potato

I don't know, I think so... - PeeledBanana

A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02

I really don't know - PeeledBanana

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

"I mean it's just water right"

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.

he's

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02

OBAMA YOU WEIRDO

It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista

No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

Probably - PeeledBanana

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it