Top 10 Stupidest Questions
The Top Ten
Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat...
Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development
Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues.
You haven't had "the talk" yet have you?
wheresthespacebar? -Rodrick Heffley, Diary of A Wimpy Kid. -Maddie
Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna
I just luved this item and the entire list!
You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space?
It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! "
Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'.
I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM
Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM.
I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE?
SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP!
Is just the best song
The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock
Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does
Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so.
Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you?
Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind!
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296?
This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks?
Well, it's not 911. That's for sure.
But you just said it.
you take care of your pet potato how you take care of your pet potato duh! -Maddie
Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died
Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditinal love.
And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it.
You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight
Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!
No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't.
Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it
Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.
That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex
Why would you want to do that?
Your dog wouldn't understand, lol!
How about... Fix your dog?
It’s derf. (iCarly reference)
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie.
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building
No. There's 29 days in a week.
It means you're a potato
A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar!
Well, that's a hard question.
You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.
A unicorn that farts rainbows.
Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!
Barack is his last name.
It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet?
Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).
And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM!
"I mean it's just water right"
Unless you want to die..
Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke)
Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?
No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.
Did you know that chickens are gay birds
No they're not. I have chickens and our roosters aren't gay; they mate with the hens.
This list is hilarious.
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2.
I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.
Well if you want to know so much, try it and see?
I'm going with zero.
I used to think he was a good person, but I knew nothing about him, so yeah.
Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack.
Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans?
Yeah. He saved Earth from an alien invasion
Yeah, just tell them it.
Lol probably not.
-Wings of Warriors
It's called a birthday for a REASON!
No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school!
No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday.
Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.
Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham.
I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't
I'm never eating ham again.
What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)
They are symbols of interracial threesomes.
That's a good one.
Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors.
They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..."
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it
Sperm can lift mountains!
It's in the name...for EMERGENCIES!
Obviously Vocaloid. I know because I KNOW ABOUT MIKU A LOT
-Wings of Warriors ^^
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto.
I think she's from iCarly... Something like that!
Um have you looked up miku recently?
Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER!
Because he prefers steel.
I DINT KNOW! I think about dis all the time. He is just as smart and nice as one, do why don't he eat wood?