Top 10 Stupidest Questions

Only girls get periods so whoever asked this clearly didn't pay attention to 5th grade human growth and development - DarkBoi-X

It takes forever for boys to have their first period. - Misfire

I dunno, maybe because...he's a boy? - Luckys

I dunno, why hasn't my 11 year old sister - okay, I don't want to say it. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Said Rodrick Heffley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Gehenna

If you can't find the space bar on a computer you need help - Randomator

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

Surely it's not at 9pm. - Misfire

It's right there in the title of the news! - allamassal

I think 10:00 but I don't know for sure (Sarcasm) - Randomator

Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorld

Lol - Randomator

MY CAPS LOCK'S BROKEN TOO - FuffleyandPeetah

The same way you turned it on, by pressing Caps Lock - allamassal

I DON'T KNOW! - 150040

Yes, it does. In fact, I've become blind for doing so. - Misfire

That's the reason I'm blind! - Luckys

Only if the picture is bad - Metal_Treasure

No, but it will if you put a picture of the sun over the real sun. - saturatedsunrise

You can turn it into a baked potato/ fries/chips/ mashed potatoes. The options are endless - Randomator

Buy another potato to become a couple - Metal_Treasure

Ah, I'm glad you asked that. It's an issue most potato enthusiasts struggle with. Just make sure to change his cage regularly and feed him plenty of Skittle. I would also advise some wool because potatoes struggle if the temperature is too low. ~Topaz

Eat it!
Never mind. I'll eat it. *eats*
Mmm! Yummy! - TheFourthWorld

Well, it's not 911. That's for sure. - Misfire

911 dumbass. - DarkBoi-X

FINLAND! - TheFourthWorld

It’s 1-800-You-Know-Nothing - saturatedsunrise

Use laxatives! But you may have to run to every toilet in sight - Metal_Treasure

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

POOPING

I don't know. How do you? - Misfire

Wasn't somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies? - Randomator

Ef bee eye, that's how you spell it

I want to ask someone this question now. - Cyri

911 dumbass - Randomator

I think it's 911... Wait! no... that can't be right! I think it's... 111... Yeah! That's it! - FuffleyandPeetah

Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name.

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No. There's 29 days in a week.

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No, there’s only 4 days in a week. - PackFan2005

I don't know. Who are you? - Userguy44

An amnesiac... - Kevinsidis

A dumbass - DarkBoi-X

Well that's good question and I will awnser it for you

Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke) - Randomator

Unless you want to die.. - PackFan2005

I think there’s a flaw in my code. - saturatedsunrise

"I mean it's just water right"

I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.

Well if you want to know so much, try it and see? - PackFan2005

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.

Then why are they called dolphins? - Randomator

This list is hilarious. - Userguy44

Did you know that ostriches are birds? - Userguy44

What the heck? - PackFan2005

Barack is his last name. - Misfire

Geez dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname i.e. his last name for those who don't even know that).

Trump? - Userguy44

I will give you a hint. It’s the 3rd word in the question - DrayTopTens

Yeah, just tell them it.

Just break up with your girlfriend. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Um... - Randomator

What the hell I can't stop laughing. (WILL NOT EAT HAM. EVER AGAIN.)

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest

Haha no not even close - Randomator

Um, I used to think he was a good person, that was till the 4th grade though. - Luckys

Lol no. - Userguy44

Ugg I hate it when people joke about Hitler... just stop - Maya159610

No it isn't. I was born on Saturday and my birthday is on Sunday. - Userguy44

What? That would be impossible! - DrayTopTens

Maybe - Randomator

Hmm... well, then why is it called "Birthday"? Figure it out. - TheFourthWorld

They are just chocolate biscuits which came to UK in 2008.

Sorry, an Oreo only has two colors. - PackFan2005

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

Um... - Randomator

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Perverted moron

Bustin Jeaver. - Userguy44

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana

I don't know. Try eating yourself and see what happens. - Misfire

Neither. You triple in size - DrayTopTens

This one really cracked me up - Metal_Treasure

You’d obviously disappear - Randomator

Nah just send him a snap on Snapchat - Randomator

No, you were supposed to eat him.

Eat 999999 beans in a minute.

Britgirl. You added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food. - Userguy44

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

I think she's from iCarly... Something like that! - FuffleyandPeetah

The Bee Movie? - MrCoolC

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

Um have you looked up miku recently?

72 because donald trump is old

15 because blue dogs like to drink green water - DrayTopTens

8 because aliens like Purple cows - Randomator

17, because I fell off of the stairs. - saturatedsunrise

You could make yourself sick man

Nope! If you’re allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die! - saturatedsunrise

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

Yeah I can even sing it backwards! gnos snakkauwbsjsh eht. There done - Randomator

œ�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.

You already did - DrayTopTens

No - Randomator

Maybe. - Userguy44

no

No.

Here, there, and everywhere. - Misfire

On your comment.

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

Obviously what did you think I was? A gorilla? - Randomator

I'm a dragon, peasant! - Cyri

I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien. - Userguy44

No. I'm a caveman from the year 20 B.C. - FuffleyandPeetah

Definitely not 19 - Randomator

It's 910.

No - Randomator

yes - SilverstreamSucks

No

Humor - Userguy44

Killing time - Metal_Treasure

This question is the stupidest question surely?

Not when you don't have one - Randomator

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

Try adding more ink - Randomator

What if I told you that the Feds have had the ability to print gifs for a while now and have just been hiding it from us? - Gg2000

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

Not a dog. - Userguy44

A small-size tiger - Metal_Treasure

A smarter dog - Userguy44

You - MrCoolC

You repeat what you just said - DrayTopTens

Like This! - Randomator

Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02

Like that

A question is a question - FuffleyandPeetah

It’s something that ends with an explanation point like this! - Randomator

A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn

I don’t know what a question is? - saturatedsunrise

You are doing it right now - DrayTopTens

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

Are you a zombie!?

Not anymore because you decided to wake me - Randomator

Yes, I can type in my sleep - DrayTopTens

Yep. I've been asleep for the past 200 years - FuffleyandPeetah

Goodnight, pet Potato, I hate you, see you at 3:00. When am I supposed to meet you?

This? Is not a question
This! Is a question - Randomator

No. "This" is a four-letter word. - Britgirl

No, “This is Patrick! ” - Userguy44

No. - 3DG20

No he lives there duh - Randomator

He’s probably taking refuge because his home is melting. - MrCoolC

I heard this question in Rapsittie Street Kids. Why would anyone ask this stupid question?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

The gun shop. You see, there are LOADS of guns in Fortnite, so it's obvious that you buy the game at a gun store. I suggest Lowe's. - Cyri

Blockbuster, obviously. - MrCoolC

Home depot I bought fortnite for 60 dollars at home depot - B1ueNew

I don't know probably a car dealership. - Randomator