Top 10 Stupidest Questions

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

Hm. You and I my friend need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista

Umm... - TheFourthWorld

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

Anyone? - EpicJake

Somewhere. - raincloud

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12

I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM

Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorld

I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser

SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

Is just the best song - thebest2

You simply press the caps button a second time. - raincloud

Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02

Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040

Ouch. - raincloud

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

Just love it like you would any other potato.

Eat it!
Never mind. I'll eat it. *eats*
Mmm! Yummy! - TheFourthWorld

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

POOPING

Pooping - PeeledBanana

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

But you just said it. - cosmo

Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name. - lovefrombadlands

Hmm, maybe 911? - PeeledBanana

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09

Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony

I think its umm 666

FINLAND! - TheFourthWorld

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser

You just di---
Oh, never mind! - TheFourthWorld

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. There's 29 days in a week. - lovefrombadlands

I don't know, I think so... - PeeledBanana

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.

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A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02

I really don't know - PeeledBanana

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

"I mean it's just water right"

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02

OBAMA YOU WEIRDO

You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick

Good question... no

Good question! - Goku02

Yeah, just tell them it. - lovefrombadlands

Yes, of course. If you're on a holiday somewhere far from your house and you don't know what the area code was, and there's a criminal in your house and you want to call the police, you can just ask him / her if he / she knew what the area code was. I'm sure he / she will help : ) - Goku02

It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista

No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

Nope. I was born on July 16th, but my birthday is June 7? Why is it that? - raincloud

œ�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.

Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser

Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02

Yeah. He saved Earth from an alien invasion - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. - PeeledBanana

More like if you punch a rapist will it be sexual assault. Lol. - IronSabbathPriest

You what?

No, you were supposed to eat him.

Nope. - raincloud

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana

I DINT KNOW! I think about dis all the time. He is just as smart and nice as one, do why don't he eat wood?

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Perverted moron

I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm never eating ham again.

Oh my god, I'm never eating ham again...

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

Watch Nyan Cat for 10 hours, you'll get the memo. - Catacorn

Um...eat beans. - lovefrombadlands

No

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

No.

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

Um have you looked up miku recently?

Corey in the House I'm pretty sure - Brobusky

Um, the Hatime Mikus. - lovefrombadlands

This question is the stupidest question surely?

You bought the wrong ink! You can buy the proper ink at the Dollar Store for 99 cents! - Catacorn

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

On your comment. - lovefrombadlands

Not until 4. - Catacorn

Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02

Like that

Like that.

A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn

Why do you ask? - Britgirl

The thing I'm answering to.

I think it's an answer. - Goku02

I'd be the guy on the Titanic who got drunk and survived. - IronSabbathPriest

If you were a part of the boat,u would not be alive in the first place so the boat

I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.

Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats anymore. - WonkeyDude98

Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02

This looks like something for the random sentences list.

no

I Saw this question on a Q and A site, it just made me laugh.

Well, a cat is a dog, apparently. - Goku02

Ha, he is Garfield! - 05yusuf09

A cat is a cat. Look it up in the dictionary. - Catacorn

Meow. Ring a bell?

Why do some people ask that? Are they afraid some people hate them because of their race? Not everybody's racist.

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

Are you a zombie!?

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Funny everybody knows

This is an actual Google search suggestion. No idea why.

This made me laugh - PeeledBanana

Not... ha... cool

Stupid question. You can look it up on the dictionary.