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Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl
Hm. You and I my friend need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn
Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista
Someone hasn't had sex ed yet - OnionListsV 8 Comments
I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth
Ha this is good - OnionLists
Anyone? - EpicJake
Below the letters, c v b n m, dimwit. - Pegasister12V 1 Comment
It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755
Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12
I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM
Oh, I don't know? Probably 9:00pm - PeeledBananaV 6 Comments
I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser
SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn
Is just the best song - thebest2
I don't KNOW - OnionListsV 10 Comments
Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02
Not only that it hurts your eyes, many people around the world went blind when they do this - FireWasp2004
Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Hmmm let me try noo myy eeyyyeeess THEY BURN THEY BURNV 4 Comments
Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900
You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser
Just love it like you would any other potato.
Slice him, fry him, eat him - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxXV 7 Comments
Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).
If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!
That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista
Pooping - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex
You can see the dogs are mating... observe... - PeeledBanana
Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk. - Catlover2004
HE can't UNDERSTAND U DO... yes
Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02
But you just said it. - cosmo
Hmm, maybe 911? - PeeledBanana
This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09
Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony
Oh no it's the stupid 9/11 Jokers
Hmm, probably 911? - PeeledBananaV 1 Comment
Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!
Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.
No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser
Ohhh no gooodd hellpp mee um how do u spell FBI (I remember asking my kindergarten teacher this lol)V 4 Comments
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02
No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
It means you're a potato
I don't know, I think so... - PeeledBananaV 3 Comments
A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser
You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.
Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02
I really don't know - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk
"I mean it's just water right"
Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?
No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.
Did you know that chickens are gay birds
Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser
I'm going with zero.
Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!
His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn
It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02
OBAMA YOU WEIRDOV 3 Comments
It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista
No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02
Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.
Probably - PeeledBananaV 6 Comments
Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?
"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "
"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl
Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with itV 1 Comment
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