Top 10 Stupidest Questions

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The Top Ten

1 My 11 year old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat... - Britgirl

Hm. You and I my friend need to chat with your mother. - Catacorn

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues. - RockFashionista

Umm... - TheFourthWorld

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2 Where'sthespacebar?

I just luved this item and the entire list! - HezarioSeth

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not space? - Nonpointed

Anyone? - EpicJake

Somewhere. - raincloud

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3 When does the 9:00pm news start?

It starts at 3:AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all! " - Skullkid755

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on '9:00pm'. - Pegasister12

I don't know umm 9am Someone else: NO 9PM

Well, I don't know. But, it's definitely not at 9:00 PM. - TheFourthWorld

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4 HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!?

I DUNNO! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! HELP US NOW! SOMEONE? - funnyuser

SoRry iT hAppEneD TO mE I cAn'T sToP! - Catacorn

Is just the best song - thebest2

You simply press the caps button a second time. - raincloud

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5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes it does. You'll be blind if you does - Goku02

Of course. You don't wanna go blind, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun or else you will be blind! - 150040

Ouch. - raincloud

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6 How do I take care of my pet potato?

Laugh out loud my poor potato I left it with my family and they didn't know to take care of it and it died - alyssa800900

You need to wash him off and make him a bed and feed him and water him and then he will smell bad and when he smells after a week later, then its time to throw him out. - funnyuser

Just love it like you would any other potato.

Eat it!
Never mind. I'll eat it. *eats*
Mmm! Yummy! - TheFourthWorld

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7 How can I lose weight without moving?

Amphetamines were dietpills in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They were suposed to make you lose weight without making any effort ( which is the answer to your question ). Nowadays it's considered as schedule 1 or 2 drugs ( narcotic laws ). So, the answer is changed. Before, you did go ask a doctor for a prescription, now you have to buy a " drug " on the Streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less is still the best way to lose weight ( and yes, exercise requires moving ).

If you pee or poo you'll lose weight, no moving required!

That's such an American thing to say. And I would know because I live in the USA! USA! - RockFashionista

POOPING

Pooping - PeeledBanana

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8 What is 911's phone number

Oh gosh I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296? - Goku02

But you just said it. - cosmo

Um..I think it's 1 800 In The Name. - lovefrombadlands

Hmm, maybe 911? - PeeledBanana

9 What is the Number for 911

This question is Ambulance number or 9/11 attacks? - 05yusuf09

Laugh out loud this is so funny! - MusicalPony

I think its umm 666

FINLAND! - TheFourthWorld

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10 What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

That is stupid and gross why would somebody teach there dog about sex

How about... Fix your dog? - 3DG20

You can see the dogs are mating... observe... - PeeledBanana

Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk. - Catlover2004

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The Contenders

11 How do you spell FBI?

Man, I have no idea! FBI, can you help? FBI, FBI, FBI!

Gee, I don't know. That's a toughie.

No, it's spelled Fire Butt Isn't. - funnyuser

You just di---
Oh, never mind! - TheFourthWorld

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12 If its open 7 days a week does it mean its open everyday

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie. - Goku02

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. There's 29 days in a week. - lovefrombadlands

I don't know, I think so... - PeeledBanana

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13 How many calories are in a booger?

Are you poor and you need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2. - funnyuser

I'm going with zero.

he's

14 Who am I?

A person or unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar! - funnyuser

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in he first place to ask such a dumb question.

Well, that's a hard question. - Goku02

I really don't know - PeeledBanana

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15 Can't you put it out with gasoline?

And wait for it... Wait for it... KABLAM! - PositronWildhawk

"I mean it's just water right"

16 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Did you know that Rhinos are actually fat unicorns?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Did you know that chickens are gay birds

17 Are Oreos a symbol of racial harmony?

They are symbols of interracial threesomes.

That's a good one. - IronSabbathPriest

18 What is Obama's last name?

Oh my god I laughed my ASS off at this one!

His last name is Barack. Yeah Obama Barack. - Catacorn

It's Washinton, of course! You haven't known that yet? - Goku02

OBAMA YOU WEIRDO

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19 If I eat myself, do I double in size, or disappear?

You stay the same size but look a lot more... Dead. - AnonymousChick

Good question... no

Good question! - Goku02

20 Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?

Yeah, just tell them it. - lovefrombadlands

21 Do I need to type the area code before 911?

Yes, of course. If you're on a holiday somewhere far from your house and you don't know what the area code was, and there's a criminal in your house and you want to call the police, you can just ask him / her if he / she knew what the area code was. I'm sure he / she will help : ) - Goku02

22 Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

It's called a birthday for a REASON! - RockFashionista

No, you dumbass! It's on the same day that your neighbour first went to school! - Goku02

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

Nope. I was born on July 16th, but my birthday is June 7? Why is it that? - raincloud

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23 Can you sing the hsjsbwuakkans song?

œ�the hsjbwuakkans song✨ There, sung it.

24 Was Adolf Hitler a good person?

Yes he helped a lot of babies and had a lovely wife and them he died from a panic attack. - funnyuser

Yes, don't you know how much he donated to charity to help orphans? - Goku02

Yeah. He saved Earth from an alien invasion - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No. - PeeledBanana

25 If I punch myself will I become a sexual priest?

More like if you punch a rapist will it be sexual assault. Lol. - IronSabbathPriest

You what?

26 Was I supposed to CALL the doctor?

No, you were supposed to eat him.

27 So, the emergency line don't take jokes, then?

Nope. - raincloud

28 Why doesn't Justin Beaver eat wood?

Because he is incompetent. He can't singing and he can't eating wood! BAD BEAVER! - 05yusuf09

Because he prefers steel. - Goku02

Dustbin Beaver - PeeledBanana

I DINT KNOW! I think about dis all the time. He is just as smart and nice as one, do why don't he eat wood?

29 Why is my sperm so powerful?

Haha Can you imagine this at the dinner table?

"You're looking very pensive darling... What's on your mind? "

"Well... I was just wondering..." - Britgirl

Maybe listening to DragonForce when you jack off has something to do with it

Perverted moron

30 Why does my d*** smell like ham?

I sure am glad I'm a little bit used to stuff like this (because of how much my friends say disturbing things like this). I might never eat ham again if I wasn't - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Oh for gods sake. You've just put me off ham. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm never eating ham again.

Oh my god, I'm never eating ham again...

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31 How do you fart?

Eat sprouts and beans for lunch

Put your butt into the billy's face and then proof! You have fart - JaysTop10List

Watch Nyan Cat for 10 hours, you'll get the memo. - Catacorn

Um...eat beans. - lovefrombadlands

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32 My brother looks like Justin Bieber. Does that make him gay?

No

33 Allergic means you can't have them?

Yeah if you see something that says allergic, you can't have it - JaysTop10List

34 Do you mind if I turn up late?

No.

35 Can't you give a brain transplant?

Yes, but only because you need one so badly

I hope so, because believe me, you need one!

Defiantly has no brain. - gemcloben

36 what anime is Hatsune Miku from?

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto. - Catacorn

Um have you looked up miku recently?

Corey in the House I'm pretty sure - Brobusky

Um, the Hatime Mikus. - lovefrombadlands

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37 What is this list about?

This question is the stupidest question surely?

38 My printer won't print gifs properly?

You bought the wrong ink! You can buy the proper ink at the Dollar Store for 99 cents! - Catacorn

Poor you, your printer must be faulty. Is it under guarantee? - Goku02

Have you tried Gringotts Bank? They might sell the ink you need.

39 Where can you be stupid?

Everywhere, no limits. - Metal_Treasure

Here, apparently - Brobusky

On your comment. - lovefrombadlands

Not until 4. - Catacorn

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40 How do you ask a question?

Easy. First, go to the other end of the world. Then. find a 83-year-old beetle on the back of a 397-year-old crocodile. Then, roast it. The, put it in a volcano. Then, put a unicorn's horn in there. Then, walk on your hands 296 kilometers. Then find Jack the Ripper's grave and say hi. - Goku02

Like that

Like that.

41 What is a Question?

A question is something that ends in a question mark. - Catacorn

Why do you ask? - Britgirl

The thing I'm answering to.

I think it's an answer. - Goku02

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42 Would you rather be stuck in Kim Jongs Un's stomach or be a part in the sinking of the Titanic?

I'd be the guy on the Titanic who got drunk and survived. - IronSabbathPriest

If you were a part of the boat,u would not be alive in the first place so the boat

43 If I have five pencils and six pieces of candy, how many pancakes fell on the roof?

I laughed so hard I almost peed for this one! By the way, the answer is lamppost, because bathroom doors are outlawed.

Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats anymore. - WonkeyDude98

Well, 7, because it's raining today and my cousin doesn't have to go to school. - Goku02

This looks like something for the random sentences list.

44 Can I ask you a question?

no

45 How do you turn your desktop into a mirror, I tried scanning a mirror but it didn't work.

I Saw this question on a Q and A site, it just made me laugh.

46 What is a cat?

Well, a cat is a dog, apparently. - Goku02

Ha, he is Garfield! - 05yusuf09

A cat is a cat. Look it up in the dictionary. - Catacorn

Meow. Ring a bell?

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47 Is it because I'm (type of race)?

Why do some people ask that? Are they afraid some people hate them because of their race? Not everybody's racist.

48 How do you breathe?

Well, I don't know, it's very hard. I can't do it, can you? - Goku02

Are you a zombie!?

You don't know how to breathe? How are you alive? - TheFourthWorld

Funny everybody knows

49 Do midgets have night vision?

This is an actual Google search suggestion. No idea why.

This made me laugh - PeeledBanana

Not... ha... cool

50 What does barf mean?

Stupid question. You can look it up on the dictionary.

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2. How can I lose weight without moving?
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