Stupidest Real Game Show Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Wait...Is France a Country?"

According to Homer Simpson, no. France is an ancient mythical wonderland! - PositronWildhawk

2 Host: Is your Husband Urban? Lady: Um... Yeah I guess. Host: How long has he been that way? Lady: Uh... 2 Months I think. Host: What have you done about this? Lady: He saw a doctor. Host: Did he give him anything? Lady: No, but he gave me something

Is he rural or urban?

I don't know what those mean... - dureckl

3 "Name a yellow fruit." "...orange."

Seriously?!?! You can be that thick?!?! Have you ever seen, I dunno, a rainbow? Or a lemon? - PositronWildhawk

4 "Name a noisy bird." "Chipmunk."

I almost spit my water everywhere on this one - MoldySock

5 Host: Something you bring to the beach. Man: Turkey. Host:.. First thing you bought at the supermarket. Man: turkey Host: A bird you stuff. Man: Turkey
6 (Family Feud) Host: A boy's name starting with "K". Man: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
7 No, a delicatessen is a drug store.
8 Now time for the boner (Bonus question)
9 Presenter: "Where was Alexander the Great from?" Guest: "Greece." Presenter: "No! Sorry. He's from Morocco!"
10 Presenter: "Name Something That Rhymes With Money." Guest: "Money."

The Contenders

11 Bonbons aren't particles?!?!

Well, I guess one can model a bonbon as a particle. But no. It isn't. - PositronWildhawk

12 (Family Fued) Host: Name a part of the body that begins with the letter T Guest: Titties!

I'm sure this is one of the best instead of the worst

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Top Remixes

1. "Wait...Is France a Country?"
2. Host: Is your Husband Urban? Lady: Um... Yeah I guess. Host: How long has he been that way? Lady: Uh... 2 Months I think. Host: What have you done about this? Lady: He saw a doctor. Host: Did he give him anything? Lady: No, but he gave me something
3. "Name a yellow fruit." "...orange."
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