Stupidest Reasons to Commit a Robbery

Jordansalesguy2392

The Top Ten

1 The person in front of your car has a mustang
2 You can't afford a PlayStation 4

It would be stupid to commit a robbery for PS4, but its ok if it was an Xbox ONE

3 A limited edition of an Xbox One or PlayStation 4 is almost gone
4 You can't pay child support

I've heard a similar story where this man robbed a bank just so he pay child support - Jordansalesguy2392

Would you care to offer what you consider a "good" or "not stupidest" reason for robbery? Seems to me that trying to get money to shelter and feed a child would be a possibly legitimate choice - Billyv

That's actually understandable - TwilightKitsune

5 Your neighbor has better furniture than you

Good thing I have better furniture than my neighbor - TwilightKitsune

Sounds like something Homer Simpson would do. - nintendofan126

6 So you can bail someone out of jail

Well, at least you guys can be in jail together - TwilightKitsune

Then you would be in jail with them. - Murvine_Taylor

7 So you can buy your relative a gift
8 Gamestop did not have a game you liked

Get it online instead - Jordansalesguy2392

9 The store said no refunds
10 You lost money at a casino

The Contenders

11 You're bored
12 For the fun of it
13 You want to piss off your enemy who's house you are going to steal in
14 You want to visit jail
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