Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

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The Top Ten

1 You don't want to go to school

Those people must really hate school then. - Powerfulgirl10

2 You played Bubsy 3D

That game is awful, so there's a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

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3 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
4 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

It's just a show. - Jordansalesguy2392

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show. - Powerfulgirl10

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea... - AlphaQ

5 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid V 1 Comment
6 You want to visit Jesus

This should be number one.

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing. - Powerfulgirl10

But killing yourself will only get you to hell. - anonygirl

7 TheTopTens went offline

I would be sad, but not enough to die. - Powerfulgirl10

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Lol these things are hilarious except not going to school
It is wors than hell cause of bullies and maddies and crazy teachers

8 Your boyfriend left you

This is like, 50% of girl suicides these days. - AnonymousChick

This is actually a common reason girls do this - TwilightKitsune

I bet a TON of girls are like that. All they care about are boys pretty much. - Powerfulgirl10

Wow they go and assume only females look at these lists...so sexist

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9 Your TV broke

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

10 Forgot to save in a video game

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over. - Powerfulgirl10

The Contenders

11 You are over 90 years old and in pain

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide." - anonygirl

12 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled. - anonygirl

That would be a dream actually. - Powerfulgirl10

I didn't mind the first 5 episodes then sh! t became cringey and awful. 0/10 - AlphaQ

13 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

I would actually rather commit suicide. - RockFashionista

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with Tyga...now. - AlphaQ

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert. - Powerfulgirl10

I wouldn't commit suicide, just run away and never ever ever EVRLER EVER EVER. return. Ever

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14 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good? - AlphaQ

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

I would. I'm gonna see you never

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15 Someone took the last piece of cake or pie V 1 Comment
16 You got Rickrolled

Lol - Neonco31

17 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine). - AlphaQ

18 You don't have a girlfriend

Hah I will never have a girlfriend and I do not want one. I think I'm to ugly and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

This is NOT FUNNY! This isn't a ridiculous reason at all! People need love!

Listen, I'm on the verge of suicide because of loneliness so why don't you just go off!

Lonliness is actually a common cause of suicide - Evanmb36

19 People don't like Liv and Maddie V 2 Comments
20 Being allergic to cats or dogs

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

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