Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide


The Top Ten

1 You don't want to go to school

Well it depends on why. Maybe they were getting bullied a lot.

Those people must really hate school then. - Powerfulgirl10

There are plenty of other places you can go in this world. - CloudInvasion

Well a little part of the reason i’m suicidal is because school stresses me out.

2 You played Bubsy 3D

Good reason, actually.

That game is awful, so there's a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

3 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show. - Powerfulgirl10

It's just a show. - Jordansalesguy2392

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea... - AlphaQ

SpongeBob is still airing. - Ilovestephanie

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4 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
5 You want to visit Jesus

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing. - Powerfulgirl10

And what if you don't? You can't go back. - CloudInvasion

This should be number one.

Jesus exists. this is not meant to be offensive just my opinion.(i'm Christian)

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6 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

It's a troll account. A TROLL ACCOUNT. - CloudInvasion

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself . God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself .

7 TheTopTens went offline

I would be sad, but not enough to die. - Powerfulgirl10

What about BAND? I hear a number of users like it. - CloudInvasion

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8 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares? - Swiftdawn

This is like, 50% of girl suicides these days. - AnonymousChick

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

No its not. I attempted because of this.

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9 Your TV broke

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

10 Forgot to save in a video game

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over. - Powerfulgirl10

Lol or even worse deleting a profile in a video game.

Just a game, buddy. - CloudInvasion

Or even worse, you just beat a super hard level and then went on really far into the game, but then you forgot to save and you can’t beat that hard level after that... - PageEmperor

The Contenders

11 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

I would actually rather commit suicide. - RockFashionista

I would just suck it up and go. - CloudInvasion

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with - AlphaQ

I'd rather be tortured to death than go here.

Unless I'm going as an assassin, or he's about to.

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12 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled. - anonygirl

That would be a dream actually. - Powerfulgirl10


its ok..

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13 You are over 90 years old and in pain

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide." - anonygirl

14 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

Just call the cops on him like a normal human being. - CloudInvasion


Can confirm

Ok. Moving on - SpectralOwl

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15 You got Rickrolled

Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy. - Kevinsidis

Lol - Neonco31

16 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good? - AlphaQ

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

I would. I'm gonna see you never

oh yess

17 Someone took the last piece of cake or pie


18 You hate Sword Art Online

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I am in the middle of watching SAO... lol

19 Boredom

When I've tried to kill myself when I was bored. It's not the boredom, it's the underlying mental illness that makes you unable to deal with boredom - aka antisocial personality disorder

20 You don't have a girlfriend

Hah I will never have a girlfriend and I do not want one. I think I'm to ugly and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

This is NOT FUNNY! This isn't a ridiculous reason at all! People need love!

Lonliness is actually a common cause of suicide - Evanmb36

Um I haven’t ever had a girlfriend (and probably never will) because of my lack of confidence.(which I probably won’t get anytime soon) but I’m not killing my self over it

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21 People don't like Liv and Maddie

Disney1994 might relate to this. - Powerfulgirl10

Someone had to add it. - Puga

22 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine). - AlphaQ

23 Because it's monday

Fun fact:The day I attempted suicide was on a Monday.

Goodbye cruel world - Disturbedpotato

24 Favorite show got cancelled

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show... - AlphaQ

25 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake! - Powerfulgirl10

What if you are broke because your evil brother stole it to buy cancer like Disney? - AlphaQ

Yes boo your so relight

26 You lost a game

That's stupid

27 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list. - Powerfulgirl10

This is literally stupid.


28 Being allergic to cats or dogs

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

29 You're so happy you want to die

If animal jam shut down, then that's a dream come true, and I would probably be so happy that I'd do this

Lol the list should be top ten funny reasons to commit suicide

Try to get angry or sad at least before dying. - Powerfulgirl10

30 You become lactose intolerant
31 You step on a Lego

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a lego, and then commits suicide. Dang that's stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

32 Scarlett Johansson Died in a Car Accident
33 You got bullied

This is actually a legitimate reason why people commit suicide

No at all weird, in fact bullies should commit suicide

It's not a stupid reason.

Not a bad reason. If you get bullied so bad you become humiliated...some people do it. I didn't thankfully. - AlphaQ

34 You got raped

I think that’s a good reason.

35 You did not want to help your family
36 Your favorite celebrity died

Not stupid

37 Your Favorite YouTube User did not Post any New Videos
38 YouTube went offline
39 You don't have a boyfriend
40 You don't have the newest iPhone

I have the iPhone 6S and right now there's the iPhone 420 which allows you to be high. - AlphaQ

I'm glad I don't have the newest iPhone because it doesn't have a headphone jack.

Ewww iPhone

41 You have a terrible runny nose
42 Failing your exams

Finals are extremely important. Colleges, your friends, your family. You have to get a good grade for them.


43 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart
44 You overslept

That's the worst reason

45 Your car blew up

Horrible cars these days

Like I said, go buy a new one. - Powerfulgirl10


Totally not

46 You found someone twerking

I would not be pleased by this. - Powerfulgirl10

If Tyga Twerks, hand me the bleach... - AlphaQ

47 You're too attractive

Then get uglier. Problem solved. - Powerfulgirl10

Um I think this is backwards. I would love to be attractive

48 You're bored
49 You got a C on your report card

C means SATISFACTORY which means satisfied or happy

50 Getting told you're overweight

Just go on one of the millions of weight loss diets or work out or something

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