Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

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The Top Ten

1 You don't want to go to school

This is unpopular but school can have it's benefits and can teach you some stuff. Yes, school can suck but you can always skip it. - AlphaQ

Being lone in school makes others to notice us leading to depression
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What if school is the source of your depression? - GleamingShadow

This could actually make sense. Could the person be depressed because of school? Could they be bullied? Could they be embarrassed?

2 You played Bubsy 3D

That game is awful, so there's a...pretty stupid reason actually lol. Bruh, just play other games. Who's yeets themselves off a bridge just because of a dumb game? - AlphaQ

Good reason, actually.

That game is awful, so there's a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

3 You found out you could blink

Stupid

I can't stop laughing at this list. - Powerfulgirl10

This is literally stupid.

4 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show. - Powerfulgirl10

It's just a show. - Jordansalesguy2392

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea... - AlphaQ

SpongeBob is still airing. - Ilovestephanie

5 You want to visit Jesus

Why does suicide send people to hell? Doesn't that sound more like fear, scared that God and Jesus don't exist.
I believe its either reincarnation, ghost or nothing noo.

The fifth stage of grief, acceptance.

You would actually visit the devil of the Bible is correct.

wow lol

6 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine). - AlphaQ

7 Forgot to save in a video game

I'm gamer but this reason is so dumb. - DarkBoi-X

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over. - Powerfulgirl10

Lol or even worse deleting a profile in a video game.

Deal with it. marathon games make start all the way back to the beginning.

8 You got Rickrolled

Lmao I rickroll people all the time and they just laugh with me - AlphaQ

Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy. - Kevinsidis

9 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
10 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart

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11 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

I hate when this happens

Not again! - RoseWeasley

why - GleamingShadow

what

12 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself . God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself .

13 You're bored

So? Go watch some hentai then. - AlphaQ

Jacking off is stupid too.

Stupedest thing ever, bored? go jack off

14 TheTopTens went offline

I would be sad, but not enough to die. - Powerfulgirl10

TOP TENS DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! PLEASE NO - Swiftdawn

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That would be great

15 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares? - Swiftdawn

This is like, 50% of girl suicides these days. - AnonymousChick

This is actually a common reason girls do this - TwilightKitsune

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

16 Just out of curiosity to see what would happen if you died
17 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

I would actually rather commit suicide. - RockFashionista

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with Tyga...now. - AlphaQ

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert. - Powerfulgirl10

It's better to die rather than going to justin's show.

18 Your TV broke

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

19 You are over 90 years old and in pain

You're gonna die soon anyway so what's the point? - RoseWeasley

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide." - anonygirl

20 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled. - anonygirl

That would be a dream actually. - Powerfulgirl10

@Jasmine21064 sometimes a show getting cancelled is a good thing especially when the show has been going on for way too long. - AlphaQ

Disney1994

I didn't mind the first 5 episodes then sh! t became cringey and awful. 0/10 - AlphaQ

21 Your favorite character on Supernatural died
22 Because it's monday

Fun fact:The day I attempted suicide was on a Monday.

Goodbye cruel world - Disturbedpotato

23 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good? - AlphaQ

I would. I'm gonna see you never

oh yess

24 You hate Sword Art Online

I think Sword Art Online is trash but who'd be this idiotic to commit neck rope because of anime? - AlphaQ

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I am in the middle of watching SAO... lol

25 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake! - Powerfulgirl10

What if you are broke because your evil brother stole it to buy cancer like Disney? - AlphaQ

Yes boo your so relight

26 Boredom

When I've tried to kill myself when I was bored. It's not the boredom, it's the underlying mental illness that makes you unable to deal with boredom - aka antisocial personality disorder

27 You don't have a girlfriend

Lmao you all have the wrong ideas of this, not having a girlfriend is not the same thing as loneliness. If you're lonely, don't be introverted and if you're single, just find a girlfriend and don't be shy. Yes, this seems harsh but it's the only way to not be lonely or single. - AlphaQ

Hah I will never have a girlfriend and I do not want one. I think I'm to ugly and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

This is NOT FUNNY! This isn't a ridiculous reason at all! People need love!

Lonliness is actually a common cause of suicide - Evanmb36

28 Someone took the last piece of cake or pie

Noo!

29 You step on a Lego

The Lego would be what causes the suicide. You Just step on it... and then you’re dead. Complete rag doll movement on the floor.

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a lego, and then commits suicide. Dang that's stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

30 You don't have the newest iPhone

I have had an iPhone 5 for years (since I was six? ) and I’ve never complained... except when it takes too long to load and stuff. But not suicide!

I'm glad I don't have the newest iPhone because it doesn't have a headphone jack.

I have the iPhone 6S and right now there's the iPhone 420 which allows you to be high. - AlphaQ

Ewww iPhone

31 You have a terrible runny nose

SNORT COCAINE then - AlphaQ

32 Favorite show got cancelled

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show... - AlphaQ

33 People don't like Liv and Maddie

No need to commit suicide.

Disney1994 might relate to this. - Powerfulgirl10

Someone had to add it. - Puga

34 You're so happy you want to die

I want to commit uninstall life - AlphaQ

I wanna die - DarkBoi-X

If animal jam shut down, then that's a dream come true, and I would probably be so happy that I'd do this

Lol the list should be top ten funny reasons to commit suicide

35 You got bullied

It actually is a dumb reason.Just get stronger and beat up the bullies. - DarkBoi-X

Just don't be insecure then because bullies pick on insecure people the most, if you get bullied, just formed a group of friends and then you can beat him up, or you can just show him your confidence and the bully will grow bored of bullying you and move onto somebody else.. - AlphaQ

This is actually a legitimate reason why people commit suicide

No at all weird, in fact bullies should commit suicide

36 You got raped

Why would u commit suicide over this?

I think that’s a good reason.

37 Your favorite celebrity died

Celebrities are human and they're not gonna live forever, mate. - AlphaQ

Not stupid

38 YouTube went offline
39 There's bad youtubers

Oh, boo hoo! Just watch other channels then, edgy bois. - AlphaQ

You have autism

Then don't watch. simple as that, edgy emo kids. - B1ueNew

40 You lost a game
41 Being allergic to cats or dogs

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

42 You become lactose intolerant
43 Scarlett Johansson Died in a Car Accident
44 You did not want to help your family
45 Your Favorite YouTube User did not Post any New Videos
46 You don't have a boyfriend
47 Failing your exams

Finals are extremely important. Colleges, your friends, your family. You have to get a good grade for them.

Actually, it is not weird, it REALLY HAPPENED WITH ONE OF FRIENDS BROTHER, HE SUICIDED

48 You overslept

That's the worst reason

49 Your car blew up

Horrible cars these days

Like I said, go buy a new one. - Powerfulgirl10

Yep

Totally not

50 You found someone twerking

I would not be pleased by this. - Powerfulgirl10

So...? Girls in my school twerk all the time and I'm not even bothered by it... - AlphaQ

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