Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

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The Top Ten

1 You don't want to go to school

This could actually make sense. Could the person be depressed because of school? Could they be bullied? Could they be embarrassed?

Well it depends on why. Maybe they were getting bullied a lot.

Those people must really hate school then. - Powerfulgirl10

Well a little part of the reason i’m suicidal is because school stresses me out.

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2 You played Bubsy 3D

Good reason, actually.

That game is awful, so there's a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

3 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show. - Powerfulgirl10

It's just a show. - Jordansalesguy2392

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea... - AlphaQ

SpongeBob is still airing. - Ilovestephanie

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4 You want to visit Jesus

You would actually visit the devil of the Bible is correct.

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing. - Powerfulgirl10

And what if you don't? You can't go back. - CloudInvasion

wow lol

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5 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list. - Powerfulgirl10

This is literally stupid.

Stupid

6 Forgot to save in a video game

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over. - Powerfulgirl10

Lol or even worse deleting a profile in a video game.

Just a game, buddy. - CloudInvasion

Deal with it. marathon games make start all the way back to the beginning.

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7 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine). - AlphaQ

8 You got Rickrolled

Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy. - Kevinsidis

Lol - Neonco31

9 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
10 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

Just call the cops on him like a normal human being. - CloudInvasion

what

Can confirm

Ok. Moving on - SpectralOwl

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The Newcomers

? There's bad youtubers

Then don't watch. simple as that, edgy emo kids. - B1ueNew

? You farted

The Contenders

11 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart
12 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

It's a troll account. A TROLL ACCOUNT. - CloudInvasion

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself . God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself .

13 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares? - Swiftdawn

This is like, 50% of girl suicides these days. - AnonymousChick

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

No its not. I attempted because of this.

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14 TheTopTens went offline

I would be sad, but not enough to die. - Powerfulgirl10

What about BAND? I hear a number of users like it. - CloudInvasion

Product place ment

TOP TENS DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! PLEASE NO - Swiftdawn

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15 You're bored
16 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

I would actually rather commit suicide. - RockFashionista

I would just suck it up and go. - CloudInvasion

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with Tyga...now. - AlphaQ

I'd rather be tortured to death than go here.

Unless I'm going as an assassin, or he's about to.

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17 Just out of curiosity to see what would happen if you died
18 Your TV broke

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

19 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled. - anonygirl

That would be a dream actually. - Powerfulgirl10

Disney1994

its ok..

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20 You are over 90 years old and in pain

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide." - anonygirl

21 Your favorite character on Supernatural died
22 Because it's monday

Fun fact:The day I attempted suicide was on a Monday.

Goodbye cruel world - Disturbedpotato

23 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good? - AlphaQ

I would. I'm gonna see you never

oh yess

24 Someone took the last piece of cake or pie

Noo!

25 You hate Sword Art Online

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I am in the middle of watching SAO... lol

26 Boredom

When I've tried to kill myself when I was bored. It's not the boredom, it's the underlying mental illness that makes you unable to deal with boredom - aka antisocial personality disorder

27 You don't have a girlfriend

Hah I will never have a girlfriend and I do not want one. I think I'm to ugly and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

This is NOT FUNNY! This isn't a ridiculous reason at all! People need love!

Lonliness is actually a common cause of suicide - Evanmb36

Um I haven’t ever had a girlfriend (and probably never will) because of my lack of confidence.(which I probably won’t get anytime soon) but I’m not killing my self over it

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28 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake! - Powerfulgirl10

What if you are broke because your evil brother stole it to buy cancer like Disney? - AlphaQ

Yes boo your so relight

29 People don't like Liv and Maddie

Disney1994 might relate to this. - Powerfulgirl10

No need to commit suicide.

Someone had to add it. - Puga

30 YouTube went offline
31 You have a terrible runny nose
32 Favorite show got cancelled

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show... - AlphaQ

33 You lost a game

That's stupid

34 Being allergic to cats or dogs

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

35 You're so happy you want to die

If animal jam shut down, then that's a dream come true, and I would probably be so happy that I'd do this

Lol the list should be top ten funny reasons to commit suicide

Try to get angry or sad at least before dying. - Powerfulgirl10

36 You become lactose intolerant
37 You step on a Lego

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a lego, and then commits suicide. Dang that's stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

38 Scarlett Johansson Died in a Car Accident
39 You got bullied

This is actually a legitimate reason why people commit suicide

No at all weird, in fact bullies should commit suicide

It's not a stupid reason.

Not a bad reason. If you get bullied so bad you become humiliated...some people do it. I didn't thankfully. - AlphaQ

40 You got raped

I think that’s a good reason.

41 You did not want to help your family
42 Your favorite celebrity died

Not stupid

43 Your Favorite YouTube User did not Post any New Videos
44 You don't have a boyfriend
45 You don't have the newest iPhone

I'm glad I don't have the newest iPhone because it doesn't have a headphone jack.

I have the iPhone 6S and right now there's the iPhone 420 which allows you to be high. - AlphaQ

Ewww iPhone

46 Failing your exams

Finals are extremely important. Colleges, your friends, your family. You have to get a good grade for them.

Actually, it is not weird, it REALLY HAPPENED WITH ONE OF FRIENDS BROTHER, HE SUICIDED

47 You overslept

That's the worst reason

48 Your car blew up

Horrible cars these days

Like I said, go buy a new one. - Powerfulgirl10

Yep

Totally not

49 You found someone twerking

I would not be pleased by this. - Powerfulgirl10

If Tyga Twerks, hand me the bleach... - AlphaQ

50 You're too attractive

Then get uglier. Problem solved. - Powerfulgirl10

Um I think this is backwards. I would love to be attractive

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1. You found out you could blink
2. Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now
3. You got Rickrolled
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1. You don't want to go to school
2. You played Bubsy 3D
3. You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
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