Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

The Top Ten
1 You don't want to go to school

This is unpopular but school can have it's benefits and can teach you some stuff. Yes, school can suck but you can always skip it.

Being lone in school makes others to notice us leading to depression

What if school is the source of your depression?

Those people must really hate school then.

2 You played Bubsy 3D

That game is awful, so there's a...pretty stupid reason actually lol. Bruh, just play other games. Who's yeets themselves off a bridge just because of a dumb game?

3 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list.

This is literally stupid.

4 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

Even SpongeBob wouldn't do that if his favorite show got canceled!

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea...

And the Darwin Award goes to...

SpongeBob is still airing.

5 You want to visit Jesus

Why does suicide send people to hell? Doesn't that sound more like fear, scared that God and Jesus don't exist.
I believe its either reincarnation, ghost or nothing noo.

You would actually visit the devil of the Bible is correct.

The fifth stage of grief, acceptance.

This should be number one.

6 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine).

Well, it’ll be on soon. - SoongeBill

7 Forgot to save in a video game

Or even worse, you just beat a super hard level and then went on really far into the game, but then you forgot to save and you can’t beat that hard level after that...

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over.

Lol or even worse deleting a profile in a video game.

I'm gamer but this reason is so dumb.

8 You got Rickrolled

Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy.

Lmao I rickroll people all the time and they just laugh with me

9 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
10 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart

oh yeah, this reminds me the steven universe fandom went ballistic when an artist drew fanart of pink diamond all because she was drawn skinny, pathetic

The Contenders
11 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

Not again Tyga why do you keep doing this?!

I hate when this happens

Ok. Moving on

12 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself. God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself.

13 You're bored

Jacking off is stupid too.

So? Go watch some hentai then.

Stupedest thing ever, bored? go jack off

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I would be sad, but not enough to die.

That would be great

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15 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares?

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

I bet a TON of girls are like that. All they care about are boys pretty much.

Wow they go and assume only females look at these sexist

16 Just out of curiosity to see what would happen if you died
17 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert.

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with

It's better to die rather than going to justin's show.

I would actually rather commit suicide.

18 Your TV broke

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

19 You are over 90 years old and in pain

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide."

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

You're gonna die soon anyway so what's the point?

20 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled.

That would be a dream actually.

its ok..

21 Your favorite character on Supernatural died
22 Because it's monday

Fun fact:The day I attempted suicide was on a Monday.

Goodbye cruel world

23 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good?

I would. I'm gonna see you never

24 You hate Sword Art Online

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't.

I think Sword Art Online is trash but who'd be this idiotic to commit neck rope because of anime?

I am in the middle of watching SAO... lol

25 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake!

Yes boo your so relight

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