Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

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The Top Ten

1 You don't want to go to school

Those people must really hate school then. - Powerfulgirl10

Well it depends on why. Maybe they were getting bullied a lot. - Gametheorysucks

2 You played Bubsy 3D

That game is awful, so there's a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

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3 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show. - Powerfulgirl10

It's just a show. - Jordansalesguy2392

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea... - AlphaQ

I mean it’s been declining since like season 5 or something - Gametheorysucks

4 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
5 You want to visit Jesus

Because Jesus isn't real so there go away please!

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing. - Powerfulgirl10

This should be number one.

Jesus exists. this is not meant to be offensive just my opinion.(i'm Christian)

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6 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself . God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself .

7 TheTopTens went offline

I would be sad, but not enough to die. - Powerfulgirl10

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TOP TENS DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! PLEASE NO - Swiftdawn

Lol these things are hilarious except not going to school
It is wors than hell cause of bullies and maddies and crazy teachers

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8 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares? - Swiftdawn

This is like, 50% of girl suicides these days. - AnonymousChick

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

This is what Swedish 8th grade girls are posting on social media. ”This one boy doesn’t treat me like I want him to, I want to commit suicide” something along those lines. I’m not even kidding.

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9 Your TV broke

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

10 Forgot to save in a video game

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over. - Powerfulgirl10

Lol or even worse deleting a profile in a video game. - Gametheorysucks

Or even worse, you just beat a super hard level and then went on really far into the game, but then you forgot to save and you can’t beat that hard level after that... - PageEmperor

The Contenders

11 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

I would actually rather commit suicide. - RockFashionista

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with Tyga...now. - AlphaQ

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert. - Powerfulgirl10

I'd rather be tortured to death than go here.

Unless I'm going as an assassin, or he's about to.

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12 You are over 90 years old and in pain

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide." - anonygirl

13 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

Can confirm

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what?...

what?...

14 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled. - anonygirl

That would be a dream actually. - Powerfulgirl10

I didn't mind the first 5 episodes then sh! t became cringey and awful. 0/10 - AlphaQ

its ok..

15 You got Rickrolled

Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy. - Kevinsidis

Lol - Neonco31

16 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good? - AlphaQ

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

I would. I'm gonna see you never

oh yess

17 Boredom

When I've tried to kill myself when I was bored. It's not the boredom, it's the underlying mental illness that makes you unable to deal with boredom - aka antisocial personality disorder

18 You don't have a girlfriend

Hah I will never have a girlfriend and I do not want one. I think I'm to ugly and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

This is NOT FUNNY! This isn't a ridiculous reason at all! People need love!

Listen, I'm on the verge of suicide because of loneliness so why don't you just go off!

Um I haven’t ever had a girlfriend (and probably never will) because of my lack of confidence.(which I probably won’t get anytime soon) but I’m not killing my self over it - Gametheorysucks

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19 Someone took the last piece of cake or pie

Noo!

20 You hate Sword Art Online

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Committing suicide cause you hate a show. It's just your opinion. It's okay. Don't do it if you hate a show. We all hate shows and love shows. - AStumpedHuman

21 People don't like Liv and Maddie

Disney1994 might relate to this. - Powerfulgirl10

Someone had to add it. - Puga

22 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine). - AlphaQ

23 Because it's monday

Goodbye cruel world - Disturbedpotato

24 Favorite show got cancelled

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show... - AlphaQ

25 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake! - Powerfulgirl10

What if you are broke because your evil brother stole it to buy cancer like Disney? - AlphaQ

Yes boo your so relight

26 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list. - Powerfulgirl10

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27 Being allergic to cats or dogs

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

28 You step on a Lego

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a lego, and then commits suicide. Dang that's stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

29 Scarlett Johansson Died in a Car Accident
30 You got bullied

No at all weird, in fact bullies should commit suicide

This is actually a legitimate reason why people commit suicide - Gametheorysucks

Not a bad reason. If you get bullied so bad you become humiliated...some people do it. I didn't thankfully. - AlphaQ

31 Your Favorite YouTube User did not Post any New Videos
32 YouTube went offline
33 You don't have a boyfriend
34 You don't have the newest iPhone

I have the iPhone 6S and right now there's the iPhone 420 which allows you to be high. - AlphaQ

Ewww iPhone

35 You have a terrible runny nose
36 Failing your exams

Finals are extremely important. Colleges, your friends, your family. You have to get a good grade for them.

Actually, it is not weird, it REALLY HAPPENED WITH ONE OF FRIENDS BROTHER, HE SUICIDED

37 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart
38 You overslept

That's the worst reason

39 You lost a game
40 Your car blew up

Like I said, go buy a new one. - Powerfulgirl10

Horrible cars these days

Yep

Totally not

41 You're so happy you want to die

Lol the list should be top ten funny reasons to commit suicide

Try to get angry or sad at least before dying. - Powerfulgirl10

42 You found someone twerking

I would not be pleased by this. - Powerfulgirl10

If Tyga Twerks, hand me the bleach... - AlphaQ

43 You're too attractive

Um I think this is backwards. I would love to be attractive - Gametheorysucks

Then get uglier. Problem solved. - Powerfulgirl10

44 You become lactose intolerant
45 You got raped
46 You did not want to help your family
47 You're bored
48 Your favorite celebrity died
49 You got a C on your report card

C means SATISFACTORY which means satisfied or happy

50 Getting told you're overweight

Just go on one of the millions of weight loss diets or work out or something - Gametheorysucks

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