Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

Those people must really hate school then. - Powerfulgirl10

Well it depends on why. Maybe they were getting bullied a lot.

Good reason, actually.

That game is awful, so there's a good reason. - Powerfulgirl10

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show. - Powerfulgirl10

It's just a show. - Jordansalesguy2392

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea... - AlphaQ

I mean it’s been declining since like season 5 or something

Because Jesus isn't real so there go away please!

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing. - Powerfulgirl10

This should be number one.

Jesus exists. this is not meant to be offensive just my opinion.(i'm Christian)

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself . God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself .

I would be sad, but not enough to die. - Powerfulgirl10

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TOP TENS DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! PLEASE NO - Swiftdawn

Lol these things are hilarious except not going to school
It is wors than hell cause of bullies and maddies and crazy teachers

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares? - Swiftdawn

This is like, 50% of girl suicides these days. - AnonymousChick

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

No its not. I attempted because of this. - AnnieCallie

*cries* My true love I stared at everyday!

I would actually rather commit suicide. - RockFashionista

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with Tyga...now. - AlphaQ

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert. - Powerfulgirl10

I'd rather be tortured to death than go here.

Unless I'm going as an assassin, or he's about to.

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled. - anonygirl

That would be a dream actually. - Powerfulgirl10

Disney1994 - AnnieCallie

its ok..

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide." - anonygirl

Can confirm

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Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy. - Kevinsidis

Lol - Neonco31

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good? - AlphaQ

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

I would. I'm gonna see you never

oh yess

Noo!

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Committing suicide cause you hate a show. It's just your opinion. It's okay. Don't do it if you hate a show. We all hate shows and love shows. - AStumpedHuman

I am in the middle of watching SAO... lol

When I've tried to kill myself when I was bored. It's not the boredom, it's the underlying mental illness that makes you unable to deal with boredom - aka antisocial personality disorder

Hah I will never have a girlfriend and I do not want one. I think I'm to ugly and I struggle to open peanut butter jar lids. So I am not really interested in girls at all.

This is NOT FUNNY! This isn't a ridiculous reason at all! People need love!

Lonliness is actually a common cause of suicide - Evanmb36

Um I haven’t ever had a girlfriend (and probably never will) because of my lack of confidence.(which I probably won’t get anytime soon) but I’m not killing my self over it

Disney1994 might relate to this. - Powerfulgirl10

Someone had to add it. - Puga

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine). - AlphaQ

Goodbye cruel world - Disturbedpotato

Fun fact:The day I attempted suicide was on a Monday. - AnnieCallie

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show... - AlphaQ

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake! - Powerfulgirl10

What if you are broke because your evil brother stole it to buy cancer like Disney? - AlphaQ

Yes boo your so relight

I can't stop laughing at this list. - Powerfulgirl10

This is literally stupid.

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a lego, and then commits suicide. Dang that's stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

No at all weird, in fact bullies should commit suicide

This is actually a legitimate reason why people commit suicide

It's not a stupid reason. - AnnieCallie

Not a bad reason. If you get bullied so bad you become humiliated...some people do it. I didn't thankfully. - AlphaQ

I have the iPhone 6S and right now there's the iPhone 420 which allows you to be high. - AlphaQ

I'm glad I don't have the newest iPhone because it doesn't have a headphone jack.

Ewww iPhone

Finals are extremely important. Colleges, your friends, your family. You have to get a good grade for them.

Actually, it is not weird, it REALLY HAPPENED WITH ONE OF FRIENDS BROTHER, HE SUICIDED

That's the worst reason

Like I said, go buy a new one. - Powerfulgirl10

Horrible cars these days

Totally not

Yep

Lol the list should be top ten funny reasons to commit suicide

Try to get angry or sad at least before dying. - Powerfulgirl10

I would not be pleased by this. - Powerfulgirl10

If Tyga Twerks, hand me the bleach... - AlphaQ

Then get uglier. Problem solved. - Powerfulgirl10

Um I think this is backwards. I would love to be attractive

C means SATISFACTORY which means satisfied or happy

Just go on one of the millions of weight loss diets or work out or something