Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide

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1 You don't want to go to school

How is this stupid? School is such a burden to deal with and stole your whole childhood and gives you endless stress, as well as that you'd probably be bullied. Many reasons behind this

This is unpopular but school can have it's benefits and can teach you some stuff. Yes, school can suck but you can always skip it.

Well a little part of the reason I'm suicidal is because school stresses me out.

What if school is the source of your depression?

2 You played Bubsy 3D
3 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list.

This is literally stupid.

4 SpongeBob SquarePants got cancelled

Even SpongeBob wouldn't do that if his favorite show got canceled!

You must be VERY immature if you kill yourself over a show.

Eh, SpongeBob is declining in quality so yea...

And the Darwin Award goes to...

5 You want to visit Jesus

Why does suicide send people to hell? Doesn't that sound more like fear, scared that God and Jesus don't exist.
I believe its either reincarnation, ghost or nothing noo.

If he's not real, then that is a stupid reason. You killed yourself for nothing.

You would actually visit the devil of the Bible is correct.

But killing yourself will only get you to hell.

6 Your Favorite TV Show is not on Right Now

I have 2. Adventure Time and Regular Show. I still like other shows like South Park which is mature and a good example for kids and Family Guy (though it's become more inappropriate it's fine).

7 Forgot to save in a video game

Or even worse, you just beat a super hard level and then went on really far into the game, but then you forgot to save and you can't beat that hard level after that...

This list is so weird yet so funny. It's just a game. Start over.

I'm gamer but this reason is so dumb.

8 You got Rickrolled

Rickrolled Yes! I heard of this term on Spotify lyrics powered by genius I never got rickrolled but I first recognize the song from family guy.

9 You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies
10 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart
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11 Tyga broke into your house and won't stop humping your goat

Not again Tyga why do you keep doing this?!

I hate when this happens

12 You had to watch Super Minecraft Kid

Just because you've watched a racist 11 year old squeaker doesn't mean you have to kill yourself. God has sent you on this earth for a reason. And you were not sent here to commit suicide, you have a big future waiting for you. You will have a great life if you don't kill yourself.

13 You're bored

So? Go watch some hentai then.

Jacking off is stupid too.

14 TheTopTens went offline

I would be sad, but not enough to die.

That would be great

15 Your boyfriend left you

Who cares? Everyone should have the opportunity to feel loved and if it ends, remember it, don't kill that moment. I agree with two comments down. I get it of girls go through hard breakups but, remember girls, he's a jerk. And also, whatever, get a new one! Take me for example, My boyfriend left me two months ago and now I have a new, much better boyfriend than before, also who cares?

This is what Swedish 8th grade girls are posting on social media. "This one boy doesn't treat me like I want him to, I want to commit suicide" something along those lines. I'm not even kidding.

I mean I get it if girls go through a hard breakup. But if it's just one that you didn't car3 about then there is no reason to care

I bet a TON of girls are like that. All they care about are boys pretty much.

16 Just out of curiosity to see what would happen if you died
17 You are forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert

So you'd rather end your whole life forever instead of seeing a JB concert for just a night? Really?! That's a stupid reason.

I'd rather be tortured to death than go here.

Unless I'm going as an assassin, or he's about to.

I'd rather shoot myself in the heart than go to a Justin Bieber concert.

Someone replace Justin Bieber's name with Tyga...now.

18 Your TV broke
19 You are over 90 years old and in pain

Sorry, I read the title wrong. I read it as "Top Ten Reasons to Commit Suicide", not "Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide."

This is actually a good reason why you want to commit suicide.

You're gonna die soon anyway so what's the point?

20 Liv and Maddie got cancelled

I am not into Liv and Maddie, so I would be okay with it getting cancelled.

That would be a dream actually.

21 Your favorite character on Supernatural died
22 Because it's monday

Fun fact:The day I attempted suicide was on a Monday.

Goodbye cruel world

23 Justin Bieber becomes the next Micheal Jackson

Justin Bieber will never become the next Michael Jackson...

But what if Justin Bieber is actually good?

I would. I'm gonna see you never

24 You hate Sword Art Online

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't.

I think Sword Art Online is trash but who'd be this idiotic to commit neck rope because of anime?

25 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake!

Yes boo your so relight

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