Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Commit Suicide


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21 Being allergic to cats or dogs

I am allergic to cats but I wont kill myself that's just stupid - TheMinecraftGamer

Dogs are awesome though...cats just smell... - AlphaQ

22 You step on a Lego

I just imagined a boy screaming because he stepped on a lego, and then commits suicide. Dang that's stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

23 You got bullied

No at all weird, in fact bullies should commit suicide

Not a bad reason. If you get bullied so bad you become humiliated...some people do it. I didn't thankfully. - AlphaQ

24 Your Favorite YouTube User did not Post any New Videos
25 You don't have the newest iPhone

I have the iPhone 6S and right now there's the iPhone 420 which allows you to be high. - AlphaQ

Ewww iPhone

26 You have a terrible runny nose
27 Failing your exams

Finals are extremely important. Colleges, your friends, your family. You have to get a good grade for them.


28 Favorite show got cancelled

Regular Show got cancelled. Oh well, at least Adventure Time isn't...but Regular Show... - AlphaQ

29 You hate Sword Art Online

Seriously, you can just watch better anime series if you don't like it. I love it, but I don't think people should kill themselves just because other people love it and they don't. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

30 You accidentally got someone's skin color wrong in fanart
31 Your phone got destroyed

Just go buy a new one, for Pete's sake! - Powerfulgirl10

What if you are broke because your evil brother stole it to buy cancer like Disney? - AlphaQ

32 You overslept V 1 Comment
33 Boredom
34 You lost a game
35 Your car blew up

Like I said, go buy a new one. - Powerfulgirl10

Horrible cars these days


Totally not

36 You found out you could blink

I can't stop laughing at this list. - Powerfulgirl10

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37 You're so happy you want to die

Lol the list should be top ten funny reasons to commit suicide

Try to get angry or sad at least before dying. - Powerfulgirl10

38 You found someone twerking

I would not be pleased by this. - Powerfulgirl10

If Tyga Twerks, hand me the bleach... - AlphaQ

39 You're too attractive

Then get uglier. Problem solved. - Powerfulgirl10

40 You become lactose intolerant
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Top Remixes

1. You don't want to go to school
2. You played Bubsy 3D
3. You had to watch Video Brinquedo movies



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