Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Get Arrested


The Top Ten

1 For speaking out against a corrupt government
2 For disliking a popular youtuber

If this wasn't legal, I'd probably be arrested for hating Pewdiepie. - Powerfulgirl10

You can't get arrested for that

Who is pewdipie

If it is illegal I'd probably be in prison for hating HowToBasic.
PS I am ashamed to subscribe to channels that are trash to me. - njalabi63989

3 For speaking out against feminists

Sadly this probably happens.

If this was law in America, I'd be jailed for life. (Anti-feminist as kriff, guys.) - RiverClanRocks

4 For making memes

I heard about a Mexican congresswomen who wants to outlaw memes because it can be humiliating and if you do make memes about her in Mexico you would have to spend 4 years in jail and pay about 2000 pesos. - Jordansalesguy2392

5 For trolling on the internet

That's actually a good one

6 For speaking out against safe spaces on colleges
7 For giving a business on yelp a bad review
8 For having coffee

I don't drink coffee, so I'd be lucky. But my brother and mom both drink it. - Powerfulgirl10

Well, I don't like coffee so there's no way that I'll get arrested - funnyuser

9 For disliking a music artist

If this was true, I would go to jail for disliking Queen.

What if it's Justin Bieber or Nicki Minaj? There's no way this should be illegal. - Powerfulgirl10

10 For singing happy birthday

Lol. I bet when someone starts singing it, the police will barge in and arrest that innocent person if this was illegal. - Powerfulgirl10

I don't know anyone that's got arrested for doing that,That really is stupid any police that arrest someone for doing that is a moron

They put a fee to the birthday song, so I made a improved version:
*sing faster on anniversary, but not too fast*
Happy Anniversary of your birthday,
Happy Anniversary of your birthday,
Happy Anniversary to (name),
Happy Anniversary of your birthday! - ARandomPerson

The Contenders

11 For liking a TV show

Then I would be arrested for liking The Backies (Yardigans). - Ilovestephanie

This definitely is a stupid reason

I know a couple people that are going to jail then. - funnyuser

This sounds awkward

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12 For taking someone else's parking spot

"You're under arrest for taking Johnny's parking spot." God, this is stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

13 For being born in North Korea

In North Korea if you call it North Korea you are likely to be arrested.
Most of their laws you end up in prison and become a slave.

Why would someone get arrested for defecting from a dangerous country another is enemies with? That’s so racist. - JoeBoi

There's a good chance that if your born in North Korea, you will be born imprisoned in a concentration camp.

That is so racist. Nobody should be arrested for that. - Powerfulgirl10

14 For texting lol,4,ur,u,etc.

I'd already be arrested by now - TwilightKitsune

All I say is "lol," so I'd probably be arrested for 2 years. - Powerfulgirl10

I'm jailed for life then.

! I said that at least...

15 For watching a TV show

I'm definitely not going to get arrested for this, because I don't even like the show. - Powerfulgirl10

16 For being autistic

Autism is not the craziness

No, this is not stupid at all. I hate autistic people and worse, I have a brother who’s autistic and everyday I have to face immature behaviors a normal older brother wouldn’t act out. - JoeBoi

17 For being a certain race
18 For murdering flies

Well they bother us, so that's why we kill them. - Powerfulgirl10

19 For hating a movie

Seriously, I swear to god, most TLK fans are close-minded that they treat their favorite movie like it's a family member when it isn't.

20 For killing in self defense

Well... Actually people get arrested in India for that,

I now have a felony on my record

21 For littering

I guess this makes sense, but I don't think they should go to prison. - Powerfulgirl10

In sikkhim, cost of littering = $100

Why for that you should have other responsibilities to be doing then worrying about trash! 👮

22 For loving country music

We're allowed to like whatever music genre we want, so stop forcing us to hate it. - Powerfulgirl10

I don't

23 For masturbating
24 For loving a meme

Doge is amazing.

25 Breathing in air
26 For hating a food

I'm definitely not getting arrested for this. - Powerfulgirl10

27 For going to the zoo

What else would it be meant for? Nothing? - Powerfulgirl10

28 Pooing in public

If it's a toilet, then that would be downright stupid. - Powerfulgirl10

This is stupid

29 For killing a big bad bully
30 For having a certain religion

Wow. That's racist - njalabi63989

31 Emigrating
32 Finding out the base of Al existence in the universe
33 For being an emoji

I'm the lazy emoji.

34 For spanking your child
35 For punching your child for being bad
36 For punching a bully
37 For standing on a rug
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1. For speaking out against a corrupt government
2. For disliking a popular youtuber
3. For speaking out against feminists


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