Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Get Suspended from School

So here's a list of some of the most ridiculous and absurd reasons to get suspended from school. My GOD it's been forever since I've made another list. Holy cow...

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The Top Ten

1 Hugging a friend

I know this may be a little off-topic, but at my school, it's actually forbidden to hug or show any signs of being in a relationship with anybody...I believe talking to each other is the only thing you can do to show that you're friends with someone...heck, people have to go somewhere private if they want to hug somewhere in school, just anywhere teachers or people who will tell on them can't see them...I feel bad for people who actually had to do this. - Livirus

Your school is strict and disrespectful while you are amazing. I feel bad for you. - anonygirl

What the hell? I hug an average of 10 girls a day and I didn't get in trouble - AlphaQ

Well, at least I didn't get in trouble for that. - DynastiSugarPop

Might as well cover my body with tin foil to avoid physical contact - StephanTheIdiot

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2 Having a certain hairstyle

I can understand this. In England (and Australia) school pupils wear a uniform which represents the school. Going to school with a ridiculous and way-out hair style of many colours sets a bad example on the school. It smacks of lack of discipline. Also deliberately incorrect uniform should be punishable by a couple of days' suspension. If you don't want to fall behind with your schoolwork, then abide by the rules; it's that simple. The trouble is nowadays there is virtually no discipline. The children rule the parents and teachers and it's getting worse. - Britgirl

What if it's just an innocent hairstyle, and not an inappropriate picture/message carved into the student's hair? - Powerfulgirl10

My old middle school didn't even have colored hair or hair extensions that are colored. I have hair extensions that are colorful and hair dye to go fit in with other kids at school. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

I don't think we have that rule because a lot of people dye their hair and I'm gonna get the ends of my hair dyed blue. - lovefrombadlands

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3 Reading a book

I can understand getting in trouble if you're doing this when a teacher is trying to give a lecture, but suspending someone for it is ridiculous. - Mcgillacuddy

But it's for education... - Powerfulgirl10

I don't get it. How can this be the stupidest reason ever? - DynastiSugarPop

Don’t teachers want that - goldstar

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4 Drawing

I draw pictures of random stuff but one time, my friend got in trouble because she was drawing a person and the recess supervisor was watching her. The recess supervisor thought that the shirt my friend had drew on her character was too low and the supervisor kept yelling at her while we were watching a movie for indoor recess. - lovefrombadlands

Back in elementary, they would probably kick you out of the class for doing this too much because it's distracting, but suspending someone for this would be taking it too far. - Mcgillacuddy

This would so be me if you'd get suspended from school. I draw a little too much in class. - Powerfulgirl10

Like I don't, huh. I draw EVERYDAY but I'm 27 Years so I don't go to school - P-51IsDaBest

If this was my school, I probably would expelled by now. I used to draw all the time until my Homeroom teacher got mad at me for it.

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5 Packing lunch

As long as you not packing anything edgy. You should be fine. That rule is stupid that it's as bad as not dancing or doing a handstand on tables - AlphaQ

I guess the teachers just wanted you to eat their food then...? - Powerfulgirl10

6 Turning in your homework

Ah...bu--... what?

7 Going to school on time

If this was a reason I would never have to go to school - TwilightKitsune

Who added this? - njalabi63989

Um... Whoever added this is correct. Hint: read the title of the list and look at the item. Just saying. - Powerfulgirl10

I mean, why wouldn't you suspend someone for just doing what they're supposed to do? 😝 - DCfnaf

Congratulations you followed directions and got here on Time now go home you're suspended 🤷‍♂️ - Gametheorysucks

8 Having an opinion

Did Disney1994 add this or something?

9 For trying to help the teacher

I can definitely relate to that one. - anonygirl

Who added this? Was it a zombie? - njalabi63989

10 Chivalry

Have no idea why I added this here honestly. just saw it on another website. - Powerfulgirl10

You can here the fedora wearing neckbeard who typed this. - Jackamalio

The Newcomers

? Being fat

It says that if you are fat you get suspended for 20 years

The Contenders

11 Calling a teacher "cute"

I would have gotten suspended for this (not for calling any of my teachers cute, but for lying about it). - Britgirl

What if it's not in a sexual way? - Powerfulgirl10

I call my teacher cute all the time and we did things. Maybe that's why he got fired. Hm😂😂😂 - Selfiefan68

12 Singing a hit song

My least favorite song before I heard Sweatshirt was Stupid Hoe and it's SO ATROCIOUS so if you play that the teachers and students will explode peanuts into pineapples because it's so terrible besides Stupid Hoe gets and -5000/10 - AlphaQ

If you're singing Anaconda, then I would be surprised if you weren't suspended. - 906389

That'll stop my friends from singing annoying songs on my ears 24/7 - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

All the time I sing I'm The One at school and that's a hit song. - lovefrombadlands

13 Using the bathroom
14 Going on sites not related to school

I'm always on The Top Tens at school because...why not?

I go on TheTopTens at school. - lovefrombadlands

I always do that. - DynastiSugarPop

I'm not meant to be on top tens right now🙄...

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15 Listening to Heavy Metal

Let me guess, if you listen to Heavy Metal at a Christian School you will get suspended because it is "promoting satanism".

How bout Rap. It's the best genre but my teachers hate it cause of the cursing - AlphaQ

Metal is awesome - jack2244

Great... great rule. NOT! - Th3Zm0nst3r

16 Farting
17 Accidentally dropping food on the floor

Now I've figured out what happens when you drop food on the floor... - Powerfulgirl10

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18 Burping

I'll admit it's legitimate to give the student a simple punishment, but not suspend them. - Powerfulgirl10

19 Wearing the ''incorrect'' type of shoes

Wearing the wrong shoes to school is one one thing, but getting suspended over it is utterly insane... - Modde

At my elementary school if we wanted to wear shoes like flip flop they must have straps on the back of them

My friend wear wrong type of shoes and my teacher just gave him dress code. - njalabi63989

I wore Red Air Jordan's to school and no one noticed? Weird - AlphaQ

20 Twerking Twerking

Oh my gosh not this picture. The horror, the horror. - Anonymousxcxc

This is the first reason that is actually not a dumb reason for getting suspension

Twerking is disgusting! - Carsrule300

21 Chewing gum

In my school, the students like the chew on chewing gum during class, and the teachers got mad at It - MLPFan

In my school, you are allowed to chew gum in class. - lovefrombadlands

In Wunderlich, we have seen so many people putting gums under tables saying "We didn't do it". - DynastiSugarPop

22 Talking
23 For having a birthday on 4/20 and being suspended for being on weed

That's not stupid, it's cheesy. If you're over 18, go smoke some weed. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

That doesn't make can't help your birthday being on 4/20 - lovefrombadlands

24 Disliking Pewdiepie

Most people hate him. Wthexk - AlphaQ

25 Killing a fly on school grounds

I would hate to be suspended for THIS. Ugh. - Kaylow34

If kids were to get suspended for doing this kind of stuff, then we would all be suspended. Think about it: You are obviously always walking around the school on the sidewalks and grass. But you step on bugs that you can’t see or that you didn’t notice, so should we get suspended for something that wasn’t intentional? So you see, it’s stupid

26 Having a horrible life

That sounds like something someone like Disney1994 would think. - anonygirl

27 Shipping your classmates together

Okay, I'll be honest here.
For example, a friend of mine had a crush on this boy when we were in 7th grade. The three of us are classmates now. So when the teacher assigned them to sit near each other, I'm like "I SHIP IT" and would fangirl in the inside.
Another example, the boy and the girl are friends. And they once sat near each other. The two would talk to each other so closely. And one time, the boy lended the girl his jacket and I thought It was so cute.
And unfortunately, while I don't really like anime yaoi nowadays, I ship two of my male classmates because they're always hugging each other, helding each others' hands and one even said that If he didn't got the same public high school (In here, private elementary and middle schools are the bomb, but as for high schools, people rather choose public ones to have a higher chance to get into the most prestigious universities in the country. Although many rather have college ...more - MLPFan

28 Playing pretend

In Wunderlich, I don't like how people think I'm weird for pretending to be a ghost at school. I moan, try to float, and think that I'm dead. - DynastiSugarPop

Fun fact: A 6 year old in Cincinatti actually got suspended for playing with an imaginary bow and arrow. Apparently he was "threatening violence".

The paranoia is real. - Zach808

29 Pretending to kill someone
30 Listening to rap

I listen to I'm The One, Him & I, Lose Yourself, and River at school. - lovefrombadlands

Rap is awful. - LordDovahkiin

31 Pretending to throw a grenade
32 Sitting down
33 For taking a phone to school

Taking your phone to school is for spoiled teens who get angry and throw tantrums when their parents tell them that they can't bring their phones to school. School is meant for learning so you can graduate, not going on social media, listening to music so you can concentrate or recording or taking pictures of people. About 100 million students brought their phones to school and the whole staff can ban the whole thing. When the teacher takes away the student's phone when they are not doing their work, they take them to ISS, get sent home so they will lose their phone privileges and even get sent to the principal's office.

This never happened to me. I got sent away from 1st period for being a phone to school. Back in 8th grade, my teacher took my phone for bringing it to school. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

34 Bringing a ghost to school

I pretended to do that. Ghosts aren't even seen or heard by normal people. - DynastiSugarPop

35 Pretending to be a ghost

People think I'm weird for it. - DynastiSugarPop

36 Wearing yoga pants to school
37 Wearing white-soled shoes

Is wearing white-soled shoes a crime? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

38 Kissing
39 Visiting your favorite teacher
40 Disarming a student

This happened in Florida when a student disarmed a would be shooter on a school bus - Zombieguy745

41 Helping your friends

This does happen in my school - Carsrule300

42 For writing stories about teenagers getting pregnant

Whatever happened when you write fan fictions about Star Butterfly being pregnant even though she's 14 and you get in detention until 5 while the principal makes you clean the desks? What's next? Teenagers getting pregnant with ghosts?

43 Using your phone during class
44 Another student misbehaving

When I was in high school another special ed student put stuff in my backpack when I wasn't looking. I ended up getting suspended for 2 days.

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