Top Ten Stupidest Reasons to Get Suspended from School

So here's a list of some of the most ridiculous and absurd reasons to get suspended from school. My GOD it's been forever since I've made another list. Holy cow...

Feel free to add more items down below!

The Top Ten

1 Hugging a friend

I know this may be a little off-topic, but at my school, it's actually forbidden to hug or show any signs of being in a relationship with anybody...I believe talking to each other is the only thing you can do to show that you're friends with someone...heck, people have to go somewhere private if they want to hug somewhere in school, just anywhere teachers or people who will tell on them can't see them...I feel bad for people who actually had to do this. - Livirus

Your school is strict and disrespectful while you are amazing. I feel bad for you. - anonygirl

What the hell? I hug an average of 10 girls a day and I didn't get in trouble - AlphaQ

Well, at least I didn't get in trouble for that. - DynastiSugarPop

Might as well cover my body with tin foil to avoid physical contact - StephanTheIdiot

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2 Having a certain hairstyle

I can understand this. In England (and Australia) school pupils wear a uniform which represents the school. Going to school with a ridiculous and way-out hair style of many colours sets a bad example on the school. It smacks of lack of discipline. Also deliberately incorrect uniform should be punishable by a couple of days' suspension. If you don't want to fall behind with your schoolwork, then abide by the rules; it's that simple. The trouble is nowadays there is virtually no discipline. The children rule the parents and teachers and it's getting worse. - Britgirl

What if it's just an innocent hairstyle, and not an inappropriate picture/message carved into the student's hair? - Powerfulgirl10

My old middle school didn't even have colored hair or hair extensions that are colored. I have hair extensions that are colorful and hair dye to go fit in with other kids at school. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Wunderlich doesn't even colored hair. - DynastiSugarPop

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3 Reading a book

I can understand getting in trouble if you're doing this when a teacher is trying to give a lecture, but suspending someone for it is ridiculous. - Mcgillacuddy

But it's for education... - Powerfulgirl10

I don't get it. How can this be the stupidest reason ever? - DynastiSugarPop

Me: (reading a book)
Teacher: What are you reading?
Me: It's a book about statisti-
Teacher: You're reading porn, are you?
Me: What? No! This book is to help me on the math exam! It's about statistics and po-
Teacher: Statistics and what? Porn?
Me: No! Statistics and popula-
Teacher: That's It. I'll tell the headmaster about this
Me: No, wait!

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4 Drawing

Back in elementary, they would probably kick you out of the class for doing this too much because it's distracting, but suspending someone for this would be taking it too far. - Mcgillacuddy

This would so be me if you'd get suspended from school. I draw a little too much in class. - Powerfulgirl10

Like I don't, huh. I draw EVERYDAY but I'm 27 Years so I don't go to school - P-51IsDaBest

If drawing results in suspension, then I'm screwed - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I draw at school!

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5 Packing lunch

As long as you not packing anything edgy. You should be fine. That rule is stupid that it's as bad as not dancing or doing a handstand on tables - AlphaQ

I guess the teachers just wanted you to eat their food then...? - Powerfulgirl10

6 Turning in your homework
7 Chivalry

Have no idea why I added this here honestly. just saw it on another website. - Powerfulgirl10

You can here the fedora wearing neckbeard who typed this. - Jackamalio

8 Going to school on time

If this was a reason I would never have to go to school - TwilightKitsune

Who added this? - njalabi63989

Um... Whoever added this is correct. Hint: read the title of the list and look at the item. Just saying. - Powerfulgirl10

I mean, why wouldn't you suspend someone for just doing what they're supposed to do? 😝 - DCfnaf

Congratulations you followed directions and got here on Time now go home you're suspended 🤷‍♂️ - Gametheorysucks

9 Having an opinion

Did Disney1994 add this or something?

10 For trying to help the teacher

I can definitely relate to that one. - anonygirl

Who added this? Was it a zombie? - njalabi63989

The Contenders

11 Calling a teacher "cute"

I would have gotten suspended for this (not for calling any of my teachers cute, but for lying about it). - Britgirl

What if it's not in a sexual way? - Powerfulgirl10

I call my teacher cute all the time and we did things. Maybe that's why he got fired. Hm😂😂😂 - Selfiefan68

12 Singing a hit song

My least favorite song before I heard Sweatshirt was Stupid Hoe and it's SO ATROCIOUS so if you play that the teachers and students will explode peanuts into pineapples because it's so terrible besides Stupid Hoe gets and -5000/10 - AlphaQ

If you're singing Anaconda, then I would be surprised if you weren't suspended. - 906389

That'll stop my friends from singing annoying songs on my ears 24/7 - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

13 Going on sites not related to school

I always do that. - DynastiSugarPop

I got near detention for criticizing Donald Trump at TTT. Luckily they do now know TTT but since I mentioned Trump I got in trouble. I added this. - njalabi63989

I legit caught my teacher on Pornhub. - AlphaQ

I'm not meant to be on top tens right now🙄...

14 Listening to Heavy Metal

Let me guess, if you listen to Heavy Metal at a Christian School you will get suspended because it is "promoting satanism".

How bout Rap. It's the best genre but my teachers hate it cause of the cursing - AlphaQ

Metal is awesome - jack2244

Great... great rule. NOT! - Th3Zm0nst3r

15 Using the bathroom
16 Accidentally dropping food on the floor

Now I've figured out what happens when you drop food on the floor... - Powerfulgirl10

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17 Farting
18 Wearing the ''incorrect'' type of shoes

Wearing the wrong shoes to school is one one thing, but getting suspended over it is utterly insane... - Modde

At my elementary school if we wanted to wear shoes like flip flop they must have straps on the back of them

My friend wear wrong type of shoes and my teacher just gave him dress code. - njalabi63989

I wore Red Air Jordan's to school and no one noticed? Weird - AlphaQ

19 Burping

I'll admit it's legitimate to give the student a simple punishment, but not suspend them. - Powerfulgirl10

20 Chewing gum

In my school, the students like the chew on chewing gum during class, and the teachers got mad at It - MLPFan

In Wunderlich, we have seen so many people putting gums under tables saying "We didn't do it". - DynastiSugarPop

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