Top Ten Stupidest Rewards for a Job Well Done

Chaotixhero
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The Top Ten

1 Nothing

Oh my gosh yes! In video games and you pass the level that's literally taken you like an entire year to beat, and the game goes, "Congratulations! You passed! " and you were hoping for like a new power (if you're playing Super Mario Bro.) or something...

Congratulations, you get nothing for the amount of effort you put in!

Anything is better than nothing. - EpicJake

Oh wow I've got collections of nothings - Danguy10

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2 A Boot to the Head

Anybody get the reference? If so then good for you. - Chaotixhero

3 A Cookie

This is a true story; one time I helped my principal moves some boxes full of books. They were heavy but I manage to get the job done. So I was about to go back to my class until she wanted to pay me back...with a half eaten peanut butter cookie. I was like "...thank you? " At least it was delicious I guess. - Chaotixhero

I love the phrase, "What do you want, a cookie? " - MontyPython

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4 A Puppy With a Illness

If I can cure it, I'd love to have the puppy! If not, I'll care for it anyway. - PositronWildhawk

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5 Pencils

Pencils... That is all ladies and gentlemen. - Chaotixhero

What if its one of those nice, expensive mechanical pencils that are sturdy and have tons of lead? - ShyGuySwag

6 An Eaten Piece of Chocolate V 1 Comment
7 An Expired Coupon to Walmart
8 A Small Cup of Orange Juice

Hmm I prefer Apple Juice thank you. - Chaotixhero

9 A Broken Leg

That is cruel, especially for someone who worked really hard.

10 A Hug Coupon

I don't think these exist but I just write one. - Chaotixhero

I like hugs, so this is cool with me. - Garythesnail

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The Contenders

11 A One Direction CD

But what if you like One Direction? - Ihaskitty1234

I can't believe Dan and Phil like this crap!

12 People Attacking You
13 $10

Hey, take it or leave it. I'll just need an ATM. - PositronWildhawk

It's very useful in my country. You could buy two meals!

It's better than anything on this list, actually - RedAce66

Actually, 10 dollars = 450 php here, so... Yep!
If you mean by 10 php, I can buy a lot of things with it anyways. Not that useless. - Fandom_Lover

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14 A Spanking

That desk was off by two centimeters! You're getting a spanking! - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42

Lol. I actually thought this was funny! - nintendofan126

15 Leftovers From McDonalds
16 A Bomb

This one shall be highter. Not only it is dumb but it can also destroy your work. Example: Someone wrote many books and worked really hard. Someone gives as an award a bomb and BOOM! All the books are ruined. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

What if you're playing "The Legend Of Zelda? " Wouldn't getting bombs so you could continue you're quest be a good thing? - nintendofan126

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17 Homework
18 Thank You!
19 A Sock Puppet

This is an evil thing to do to someone - TwilightKitsune

20 You're Fired!
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