Top Ten Stupidest Rewards for a Job Well Done

I am Clearly running out of ideas. I'm sorry if this doesn't satisfy you. I've been thinking of ideas but admin keep taking them down and I have been making a few reviews on my YouTube channel so I will be a lot slow until I pick up the pace. But for now, enjoy.

The Top Ten

1 Nothing

Oh my gosh yes! In video games and you pass the level that's literally taken you like an entire year to beat, and the game goes, "Congratulations! You passed! " and you were hoping for like a new power (if you're playing Super Mario Bro.) or something...

Yeah true

Congratulations, you get nothing for the amount of effort you put in!

Anything is better than nothing. - EpicJake

2 A Cookie

Give to the mentally challenged they would be proud no offense - Kevinsidis

This is a true story; one time I helped my principal moves some boxes full of books. They were heavy but I manage to get the job done. So I was about to go back to my class until she wanted to pay me back...with a half eaten peanut butter cookie. I was like "...thank you? " At least it was delicious I guess. - Chaotixhero

I love the phrase, "What do you want, a cookie? " - MontyPython

This list is ironic considering 'stupidest' is not a word - ryanrimmel

Well, since "arse" is an actual word, then why is it underlined red?

3 A Boot to the Head

Anybody get the reference? If so then good for you. - Chaotixhero

4 A Puppy With a Illness

If I can cure it, I'd love to have the puppy! If not, I'll care for it anyway. - PositronWildhawk

Seriously, who would do that? - Chaotixhero

Umm, Ill proboly take it to the vet

5 Pencils

Pencils... That is all ladies and gentlemen. - Chaotixhero

What if its one of those nice, expensive mechanical pencils that are sturdy and have tons of lead? - ShyGuySwag

6 An Eaten Piece of Chocolate

Did someone throw it back up?

7 An Expired Coupon to Walmart
8 A Small Cup of Orange Juice

Hmm I prefer Apple Juice thank you. - Chaotixhero

9 A Broken Leg

That is cruel, especially for someone who worked really hard.

10 A Hug Coupon

I don't think these exist but I just write one. - Chaotixhero

I like hugs, so this is cool with me. - Garythesnail

If it's redeemable, why not? - PetSounds

The Contenders

11 A One Direction CD

But what if you like One Direction? - Ihaskitty1234

I can't believe Dan and Phil like this crap!

12 People Attacking You
13 $10

Hey, take it or leave it. I'll just need an ATM. - PositronWildhawk

It's very useful in my country. You could buy two meals!

It's better than anything on this list, actually - RedAce66

It's better then nothing... - Catacorn

14 A Spanking

That desk was off by two centimeters! You're getting a spanking! - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42

Lol. I actually thought this was funny! - nintendofan126

15 You're Fired!

Nope! - BorisRule

16 Leftovers From McDonalds
17 A Bomb

This one shall be highter. Not only it is dumb but it can also destroy your work. Example: Someone wrote many books and worked really hard. Someone gives as an award a bomb and BOOM! All the books are ruined. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

What if you're playing "The Legend Of Zelda? " Wouldn't getting bombs so you could continue you're quest be a good thing? - nintendofan126

Hey, has the fuse been lit yet? - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42

18 Homework
19 Thank You!
20 A Sock Puppet

This is an evil thing to do to someone - TwilightKitsune

21 An Expired Coupon
22 Death

Unexpected - TwilightKitsune

23 A Justin Bieber Album
24 More Work

Imagine: "Oh, thanks so much for a job well done! Oh, by the way, the car got stuck in a ditch earlier. You know, the one that's really muddy and took us all day to get out of last time? Thanks..."

25 $200 in Play Money
26 A Lil Wayne CD
27 The Horse Call from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Worst. Zelda item. Ever.

28 Poop
29 Monopoly Money
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