Top Ten Stupidest Rewards for a Job Well Done

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The Top Ten
1 Nothing

Oh my gosh yes! In video games and you pass the level that's literally taken you like an entire year to beat, and the game goes, "Congratulations! You passed! " and you were hoping for like a new power (if you're playing Super Mario Bro.) or something...

Congratulations, you get nothing for the amount of effort you put in!

Completing Super Mario Odyssey in a nutshell.

Happens a lot I vedio games happened a lot I real life too I guess

2 A Cookie

This is a true story; one time I helped my principal moves some boxes full of books. They were heavy but I manage to get the job done. So I was about to go back to my class until she wanted to pay me back...with a half eaten peanut butter cookie. I was like "...thank you? " At least it was delicious I guess.

Give to the mentally challenged they would be proud no offense

I love the phrase, "What do you want, a cookie? "

This list is ironic considering 'stupidest' is not a word

3 Pencils

Pencils... That is all ladies and gentlemen.

4 A Boot to the Head

Anybody get the reference? If so then good for you.

5 A Puppy With a Illness

If I can cure it, I'd love to have the puppy! If not, I'll care for it anyway.

Seriously, who would do that?

6 A Small Cup of Orange Juice

Hmm I prefer Apple Juice thank you.

7 An Eaten Piece of Chocolate

Did someone throw it back up?

8 A Hug Coupon

I don't think these exist but I just write one.

I like hugs, so this is cool with me.

If it's redeemable, why not?

9 An Expired Coupon to Walmart
10 A Broken Leg

That is cruel, especially for someone who worked really hard.

The Contenders
11 A One Direction CD

I can't believe Dan and Phil like this crap!

But what if you like One Direction?

12 You're Fired!
13 A Bomb

This one shall be highter. Not only it is dumb but it can also destroy your work. Example: Someone wrote many books and worked really hard. Someone gives as an award a bomb and BOOM! All the books are ruined.

What if you're playing "The Legend Of Zelda? " Wouldn't getting bombs so you could continue you're quest be a good thing?

Hey, has the fuse been lit yet?

14 $10

It's very useful in my country. You could buy two meals!

It's better than anything on this list, actually

Hey, take it or leave it. I'll just need an ATM.

Actually, 10 dollars = 450 php here, so... Yep!
If you mean by 10 php, I can buy a lot of things with it anyways. Not that useless.

15 A Spanking

That desk was off by two centimeters! You're getting a spanking!

Lol. I actually thought this was funny!

16 Leftovers From McDonalds
17 An Expired Coupon
18 Homework
19 Thank You!
20 A Sock Puppet

This is an evil thing to do to someone

21 Death
22 A Justin Bieber Album
23 People Attacking You
24 More Work

Imagine: "Oh, thanks so much for a job well done! Oh, by the way, the car got stuck in a ditch earlier. You know, the one that's really muddy and took us all day to get out of last time? Thanks..."

25 $200 in Play Money
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