Stupidest Things About Barney the Purple Dinosaur

Barney is a jerk! Here are some of the stupidest things about him.

The Top Ten

1 He Says "I Love You"

Hey Barney! Don't say I love you because that is disgusting.

That Awful Song Gives Us Hints That This Purple Atrocity Is A Child Molester

That doesn't mean anything unless you add more of the lyrics to the song: and a great big kiss and a hug from me to you. It's OK when we say it to friends and family but barney... Is none of those things not even an acquaintance

No wonder he's a pedophile

2 He's Too Babyish
3 He Said the F Word On T.V.

That's bulls***! - henry_danger_is_great

This actually never happened

What? When did this happen? - Wolftail

Woah which episode I wanna watch it on YouTube

4 We Used to Like Him

I kinda liked him as a little boy, but now I find him ambiguous.

I never liked him, when I was a 4 I watched Cartoon Network. - nintendofan126

I never did, not even when I was a baby. - Skullkid755

L never watched him, when l was little, l only watched British shows.
Land of hope and glory, mother of the freee!

5 His Friends

They're all humans. they should die!

It's Not The Humans Fault
Barney's Imaginary Friends Who Are Not Human Should Die

6 He Makes No Sense
7 His Head Looks Like a Butt

Really? His head doesn't look anything like a butt.

Actually, it looks kind of like a trollface. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

And in ADHD's (Animation Domination High definition.) Scientifically Accurate Parody of him, he had a 12 foot penis. - Murvine_Taylor

8 Everyone Is Happy All The Time

He never tolerates negative emotions. We all need to have negativity sometimes. Agree?

Actually, in some of the episodes, kids cry. then barney sings a stupid song about trying not to cry.

9 He has no sense of personal space

I think he needs to learn not to touch every 🧒 he meets. Big Bird at least knew this concept.

10 He's a Dinosaur That Does Stupid Stuff

The Contenders

11 His Theme Song

It's a parody of yankee doodle.

Now it's a rap song only with a simular beat and the same words. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 His Eyes Never Blink

That's because he is a mascot

13 He Doesn't Have A Nemesis

Except Elmo

14 His Smile is Creepy
15 It's 50th Place for Worst Shows Says the TV Guide

More Like Number 5 Worst Show Of All Time

16 He Ruined His Own Show
17 He's Fat

I'm not saying I like Barney, but it doesn't matter if he is fat.

18 His Mouth Never Closes

His tounge must be a dried and shriveled worm by now. After years of exposure to the sun he must not be able to tast or eat by now. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

19 He's an Insult to the 90s
20 He's a Pedophile

Like Quagmire from Family Guy - Murvine_Taylor

Like Herbert the Pervert

Uh Murvine Taylor
It's Herbert Who's The Pedophile In Family Guy.
Quagmire Is Just A Pervert

21 He's Ugly
22 He Looks Like Someone Spilled Paint On Him
23 You Don't Actually Learn Anything
24 The New Batch of Kids are More Famous than the First Batch
25 He made an inappropriate episode in his first chance.
BAdd New Item