Stupidest Things About Barney the Purple DinosaurBarney is a jerk! Here are some of the stupidest things about him.
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Hey Barney! Don't say I love you because that is disgusting.
That Awful Song Gives Us Hints That This Purple Atrocity Is A Child Molester
That doesn't mean anything unless you add more of the lyrics to the song: and a great big kiss and a hug from me to you. It's OK when we say it to friends and family but barney... Is none of those things not even an acquaintance
No wonder he's a pedophileV 2 Comments
That's bulls***! - henry_danger_is_great
This actually never happened
What? When did this happen? - Wolftail
Woah which episode I wanna watch it on YouTubeV 4 Comments
I never liked him, when I was a 4 I watched Cartoon Network. - nintendofan126
I never did, not even when I was a baby. - Skullkid755
L never watched him, when l was little, l only watched British shows.
Land of hope and glory, mother of the freee!
They're all humans. they should die!
It's Not The Humans Fault
Barney's Imaginary Friends Who Are Not Human Should Die
Really? His head doesn't look anything like a butt.
Actually, it looks kind of like a trollface. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
And in ADHD's (Animation Domination High definition.) Scientifically Accurate Parody of him, he had a 12 foot penis. - Murvine_Taylor
He never tolerates negative emotions. We all need to have negativity sometimes. Agree?
Actually, in some of the episodes, kids cry. then barney sings a stupid song about trying not to cry.
I think he needs to learn not to touch every 🧒 he meets. Big Bird at least knew this concept.
It's a parody of yankee doodle.
Now it's a rap song only with a simular beat and the same words. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
That's because he is a mascot
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I'm not saying I like Barney, but it doesn't matter if he is fat.
His tounge must be a dried and shriveled worm by now. After years of exposure to the sun he must not be able to tast or eat by now. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Like Quagmire from Family Guy - Murvine_Taylor
Like Herbert the Pervert
Uh Murvine Taylor
It's Herbert Who's The Pedophile In Family Guy.
Quagmire Is Just A Pervert
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