Stupidest Things About Barney the Purple Dinosaur

Barney is a jerk! Here are some of the stupidest things about him.
The Top Ten
1 He Says "I Love You"

Hey Barney! Don't say I love you because that is disgusting.

That Awful Song Gives Us Hints That This Purple Atrocity Is A Child Molester

That doesn't mean anything unless you add more of the lyrics to the song: and a great big kiss and a hug from me to you. It's OK when we say it to friends and family but barney... Is none of those things not even an acquaintance

No wonder he's a pedophile

2 He's Too Babyish
3 He Said the F Word On T.V.

A friend of mine named aren told me this story. so that's why I put this on the list

Woah which episode I wanna watch it on YouTube

What? When did this happen?

This actually never happened

4 We Used to Like Him

I kinda liked him as a little boy, but now I find him ambiguous.

I never liked him, when I was a 4 I watched Cartoon Network.

I never did, not even when I was a baby.

5 His Friends

It's Not The Humans Fault
Barney's Imaginary Friends Who Are Not Human Should Die

They're all humans. they should die!

6 He Makes No Sense
7 His Head Looks Like a Butt

And in ADHD's (Animation Domination High definition.) Scientifically Accurate Parody of him, he had a 12 foot penis.

Really? His head doesn't look anything like a butt.

Actually, it looks kind of like a trollface.

8 Everyone Is Happy All The Time

He never tolerates negative emotions. We all need to have negativity sometimes. Agree?

9 He has no sense of personal space
10 He's a Dinosaur That Does Stupid Stuff
The Contenders
11 His Theme Song

Now it's a rap song only with a simular beat and the same words.

It's a parody of yankee doodle.

12 His Eyes Never Blink

That's because he is a mascot

13 He Doesn't Have A Nemesis
14 His Smile is Creepy
15 It's 50th Place for Worst Shows Says the TV Guide

More Like Number 5 Worst Show Of All Time

16 He Ruined His Own Show
17 He's Fat

I'm not saying I like Barney, but it doesn't matter if he is fat.

18 His Mouth Never Closes

His tounge must be a dried and shriveled worm by now. After years of exposure to the sun he must not be able to tast or eat by now.

19 He's an Insult to the 90s
20 He's a Pedophile

Like Quagmire from Family Guy

Like Herbert the Pervert

Uh Murvine Taylor
It's Herbert Who's The Pedophile In Family Guy.
Quagmire Is Just A Pervert

21 He's Ugly
22 He Looks Like Someone Spilled Paint On Him
23 You Don't Actually Learn Anything
24 The New Batch of Kids are More Famous than the First Batch
25 He made an inappropriate episode in his first chance.
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