Top Ten Stupidest Things to Be Afraid Of

Here are the dumbest things to be scared of. Enjoy!

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The Top Ten

1 Eating

Who's afraid of eating? - B1ueNew

What the heck.

It should be the oposite... you need to eat - Maya159610

It's one way to live. Why be afraid to eat? - Powerfulgirl10

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2 Dogs Dogs The domestic dog is a wolf-like canid in the genus Canis, and is the most widely abundant terrestrial carnivore.

I used to be afraid of them - Maddox121

No It's normal to be afraid of them. They can get really angry at times. - B1ueNew

I hate dogs
Besides faith

Dogs are cute - Maya159610

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3 Cats Cats The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colors and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated. They are highly intelligent and good at problem solving.

Depends. Is your cat actually an adult tiger that you haven’t fed in 3 days? - Zach808

I don't really like cats. They scratch, hiss, and I'm allergic to them. They also jump around. They hate water and some dogs like water. I perfer dogs over cats. - DumbWays2DieFan

Cats can be pretty fierce! They're quite unsociable creatures and only seem to like you around about feeding time. - Britgirl

I also don't see what's so bad about them. - Powerfulgirl10

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4 Your Best Friend

Seriously, if its really your best friend, you wouldn't need to - Maya159610

How!?! They're your best friend! How could you be afraid of them? - DWisawesomethe3rd

I mean he/she is your friend, right? Unless he/she was a traitor. - Powerfulgirl10

5 Your Family

But what about abusive families?

Abusive families are understandable to be afraid of. - PhoenixAura81

This would be stupid if they were friendly and harmless, but them being abusive and mean is a whole other story. - Powerfulgirl10

6 Jumpscares

A lot of them are really cheesy. Trust me. - Powerfulgirl10

7 Mailmen
8 Blue Man Group

I was as a kid

9 Dentist

"Only little kids r scared of them - DumbWays2DieFan" I remember when I was a little kid I wasn't scared of them, dumbass, dumbways2diefan sucks!

Only little kids r scared of them - DumbWays2DieFan

Definitely not. Plenty of adults out there have been pretty much traumatised by awful experiences with dentists that they had as children. - Entranced98

Remember the sound of THAT machine...?
lol - Ananya

I’m not scared of it, it’s just annoying

10 The Dark

I'm terrified of the dark. If I had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night while camping, I would hold it and wait until the sun comes up. - Ultron123

I hate it when people say they're scared of the dark. It's just so weird. It's not even an object that can physically hurt you in any way. Darkness is peaceful. - Catlover2004

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The Contenders

11 Ku Klux Klan Ku Klux Klan The Ku Klux Klan, commonly called the KKK or simply the Klan, refers to three distinct secret movements at different points in time in the history of the United States.

You should be. They're Christian extremists.

I am because I'm black they hate me

I would run my ass of. They kill people. Especially if I'm a half-black That's not a dumb thing to be scared offof - AlphaQ

Why is this in the Top 10?

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12 God

People should be afraid of god - amoory

I’m not afraid of God, and no one should. God’s real name is Jehovah, and he cares for all of us. And in case you haven’t noticed by this sentence, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness. Jehovah cares for everyone and doesn’t take pleasure in hurting anyone, so don’t be afraid

13 Fan Made Creepypastas

They aren't even that scary. Last night I read a whole ton and I fell asleep easily - AnonymousChick

14 Sandwiches

My friend and I always gave my other friend a sandwich without him asking. He doesn't even want them! - LowMiner50

Somebody is legitimately afraid of sandwiches. I've read an article on BuzzFeed. - Powerfulgirl10

What’s wrong with sandwiches? Why are they scary? I can understand fear of the dark, but Why sandwiches?

15 Bedsheet Ghosts
16 Fan Made Memes
17 Movies

Unless it's a really scary movie. - B1ueNew

18 Stickers

I am legitimately scared of stickers, well more they make me strangely uncomfortable. I have to get rid of them if they're close to me.

They just stick to paper and other things. What's so bad about that? - Powerfulgirl10

I don't know why, but I just HATE stickers, they gross me out, and if there are any in the kitchen, and run out and scream until someone takes care of it.

19 Communists
20 Terrorists

HELL NO. How is it stupid to be afraid of people that kill other people? - B1ueNew

You should be scared on terrorists and LETS END TERRORISM

They can kill you like a chicken - amoory

21 Pop Music

It sucks though - DumbWays2DieFan

22 Teen Sitcoms

I'm not scared of anything but I hate Liv and Maddie. L&M is the only show that will kill anyone - AlphaQ

23 The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls is an American animated television series created by animator Craig McCracken for Cartoon Network. The main characters of this show are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The show is about the Professor Utonium creating three little superhero girls that save the day from villains. more.

It's dumb though. Both original and 2016. The characters look like giant creepy flies. - DumbWays2DieFan

Just "haha"

24 School

I think it's reasonable if a particular school has drugs, toxic gas, abusive teachers, bullies, and if students have committed crimes or other bad things. - PhoenixAura81

25 Children

Timmy is your new nightmare - SpectralOwl

26 Confederates


27 Mermaids

I can already imagine a little kid screaming at the "Under the Sea" song from The Little Mermaid. - Powerfulgirl10

28 Insects
29 The "Happy Birthday" Song

Why would you be scared on your birthday? - FluffyBanana

Every time people sing this to you, you are one year closer to death.

Be VERY afraid. - Zach808

Crowd: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
Kid: *screams his head off*

I can't even begin with how stupid this is... - Powerfulgirl10

30 Goths
31 Talking
32 Ringtones
33 The Addams Family

Good reasoning actually. - Powerfulgirl10

35 The Best Sports Teams
36 Metal Music

Metal music = AMAZINGNESS - PhoenixAura81

37 Black People

That would be extremely racist. - Powerfulgirl10

38 Snakes Snakes Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears.

Snakes are AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

I'm afraid of snakes.

39 Breathing

If you have the disease Ondine's curse, it can be very hard to breathe and you can die in your sleep. - PhoenixAura81

Wait what?



40 Water

I'm scared of 24777 foot deep water.

41 The Universe

You are in the universe. - njalabi63989

42 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Look for one of his pictures. It' total WHAT

43 Bronies Bronies

Oh COME ON! They're not THAT bad. - PhoenixAura81

Not creepy at all, just annoying and boy do those haters want to kill me for liking a girl show

How do bronies scare me? - Neonco31

44 Villains
45 Santa

Don't be scared of him just because of some song "He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you've been good or bad." Oh and he is not real. Unless you are on about those men in England (Before Victorian era) who used to dress in green, not fat and their stage name was Father Christmas but it wasn't a kids thing and Saint Nicolas who was a Christian Saint. They are the only real Santa's.

46 Kirby Kirby Kirby is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Kirby series of video games owned by Nintendo and HAL Laboratory. His first game was created in 1992, and the pink puffball has made his way into the hearts of fans of all ages.

I'm actually scared of that guy. He could eat me and I'm stuck in a parallel universe forever. - Ultron123

47 Hatsune Miku Hatsune Miku Hatsune Miku, sometimes referred to as Miku Hatsune, is a humanoid persona voiced by a singing synthesizer application developed by Crypton Future Media.

Hatsune Miku is awesome - DWisawesomethe3rd

48 Clowns

I actually do find clowns to be a ridiculous thing to be afraid of. I mean I get why you're afraid of clowns because they do look somewhat creepy but understand that they're human beings like you and me. At least treat them like ones. That's all I'm saying.

49 Pets
50 Atoms

Because EVERYTHING is made of atoms. - allamassal

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