Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.

Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31

This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough.

@Skullkid755

Did that person survive?

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808

Sonichu is hidious - Getovait

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

Just sick just sick - Getovait

Ew, like the hell... - NikoX

I wouldn't be surprised if that PS3 was full of jizz by the time it was run over. - Zach808

Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31

He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12

Chris needs to stop... - NikoX

He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The security guards should have prevented filming of the incident. - kcianciulli

It was totally hilarious seeing that.

And yeah, he totally deserved it, he should have been arrested too. - SailorSedna

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet. - AnimeDrawer

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Why would he do that?

I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite

I first thought it was a tattoo - Getovait

It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour.

He is a bad example to autistic people - Neonco31

I'm autistic and this guy's an absolute insult to my intelligence.

He is a disgrace to autistic people

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying. - kcianciulli

The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna

One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna

Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait

Lol Really? - NikoX

@Getovait

Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up. - AnimeDrawer

I saw that video and it made me cringe - NikoX

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though? - Getovait

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.

Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow

Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli

When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna

Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna

He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.

Oh god he's sexually harassing MORE people now.🤦‍♀
Evan Rachel Wood please accuse him of rape😂

This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.

Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli

Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule

Over SONIC'S ARMS

Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow

Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31

Obviously, Megan didn't take it well. - alphadan12

Nope, she didn't at all. It shocked her a lot, and it lead to the end of their already dying friendship.

I don't want to know

Lol, did he really do that? - NikoX

If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.

Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait

@ NikoX
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna

I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12

In other words, Chris-chan thought it would be a good idea to teach Sex Ed in one of his comics. - alphadan12

He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?

Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12

But that character's not even real.

Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow

Too naive - BorisRule

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123

HowToBasics ripoff - BorisRule

Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait

@Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna

Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna

This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow

*vomits* - NikoX

Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123

He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12

Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest

I can draw better than him as well probably. - AnimeDrawer

What a sore loser. - alphadan12

Over not winning a contest. - NikoX

I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.

Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna

Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.

Well that is just wrong - NikoX

This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.

Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?

He deserves it! - Neonco31

They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna

No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli

Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct

Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli

...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12

Wishing death upon someone isn't harsh enough. Wishing hell on them is more hardcore (though I don't encourage anyone to do that). - DarkMatter1997

It deserves to stay on there.

He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait

Besides that, he also groped the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. And after he was kicked out, he immediately broke down into fetal position and threw a huge meltdown, to where the cops had to take him out, and he was also permanently banned from the convention not too long afterward. And this guy is supposed to be 36? Just pathetic. - SailorSedna

He thew a fit when he was getting kicked out. I didn't find the photo funny, I found it quite sad. - kcianciulli

If you have high functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, autism shouldn't be used as an excuse. There are many autistic people in the same age group as Chris that have more sense than him and aren't that immature.