Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done
The Top Ten
Considering all the stupid things he does I wish that fire destroyed him too. - DarkBoi-X
El Chris Chano is not El Murderero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats.
Why would you burn down your own house?V 13 Comments
El Chris Chano at his best! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
VOMITS - DarkBoi-X
Please someone stop him.
Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it.V 22 Comments
I was really disgusted just by reading it! - BorisRule
I heard somebody else did that to get rid of a kidney stone. - Skullkid755
Did that person survive?
I hope there's no photos of the results and if there is, please don't let me see it...V 13 Comments
Sonichu is not everything - Xentrick-The-Creeper
And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.
Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.
If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808V 1 Comment
The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Eww, how disgusting. *vomits* - BlazingParasol
I wouldn't be surprised if that PS3 was full of jizz by the time it was run over. - Zach808
I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123V 3 Comments
Seriously what is wrong with this guy? - DarkBoi-X
Now when he's around imma wear a shirt that says CALL THE POLICE.
Chris was also seen talking to an 8 year old girl wearing that...let that sink in... - SailorSedna
What a manchild...V 9 Comments
Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all. - Swellow
This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755
He could of sell it and earn good money... Stead of beg for it - GetovaitV 2 Comments
He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna
That's even how not to do porn. ☠ - BorisRule
Gross. - DarkBoi-X
I've even seen a gif of him dancing naked once that was uploaded online, and like what ModernSpongeBobSucks said, that could qualify as sex offense and get him imprisoned also, why did he do stuff like that? - SailorSednaV 5 Comments
I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is proof that he's dangerous and needs to be locked up in prison or a mental hospital. If not, like what Zach said, he could actually end up committing murder. - SailorSedna
I have a feeling something like this will happen again...
This guy needs to be put down before he actually kills someone. - Zach808
That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.V 5 Comments
This got him temporarily banned from Facebook. - kcianciulli
Donald Trump doesn't deserve that, even if he's worse than Hillary Clinton - Xentrick-The-Creeper
You Trump supporters are just overreacting and supporting this racist! He just dislike Trump, learn to respect opinions! This is how freedom of speech works. Trump is still racist. Stop overreactingand move on, because he is free to dislike or hate Trump.
You think THAT'S freedom of speech? I don't think so! - BorisRuleV 9 Comments
I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna
Why would he do that?
What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.
What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli
4channers, he can't stop you now. Dox away - SpectralOwlV 8 Comments
EEWWW! Even deadpool would not do something like this!
WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12
How did he... Well that's just disturbing - AbsoliteV 7 Comments
He also was pretending to converse with Sonichu here besides threatening her verbally and trying to attack her like that. I'm surprised he didn't get arrested and he should have been permanently expelled. - SailorSedna
Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.
Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli
Like that would destroy her?.. - GetovaitV 4 Comments
Horrible and offensive, Chris! That's just wrong! 9/11 is nothing to joke! Shame on you, dude! - BorisRule
That's really disrespectful to those who died in 9/11
I wish him to go die for this!
That is just horrible. Tragic events such as 9/11 are nothing to joke about. That is just wrong.V 4 Comments
He is a disgrace to autistic people
Honestly, I doubt he's autistic, if it all. - Swellow
Now people are starting to wonder if Chris was actually misdiagnosed with autism, nowadays he's clearly showing signs of schizophrenia. - SailorSedna
He makes us look bad!V 6 Comments
Crybaby - DarkBoi-X
The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna
Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).V 3 Comments
He should be on hoarders
It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I saw Chris in his recent video (the one with him curse-ya-hamehaing for the first time in a long while) where he had more toys he seemingly hoarded, and I have a feeling it's going to end up costing him his house again...anyone else agree?
If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRuleV 4 Comments
One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna
Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait
Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).
I don't even want to think of it. - DarkBoi-X
I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?
Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.
It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though? - GetovaitV 1 Comment
Creepypasta - BorisRule
I don't want to know
If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31V 3 Comments
Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow
When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna
I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.
Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli
Are Sonic's arms being blue that important? - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Why does he gets mad over Sonic's arms being blue? - BorisRule
He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.V 4 Comments
El bandito! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?
Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna
He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.
No fenks! - BorisRuleV 1 Comment
Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule
Over SONIC'S ARMS
This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.
Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli
@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow
Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna
Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
HowToBasics ripoff - BorisRule
What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.
Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123V 1 Comment
If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.
Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna
He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?
I'm still wondering why Chris thought his Sonichu comics were "for children" when most of them are just about sex/sex lives...and I don't want to know what that page is like... - SailorSedna
I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12
I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 2 Comments
He needs a reality check
Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow
Too naive - BorisRule
Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12V 2 Comments
It deserves to stay on there.
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna
Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait
He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait
Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli
Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna
This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow
Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123
If we compared my Ysorx image to one of El Chris Chano's images, which one's better? - Xentrick-The-Creeper
He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest
That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12V 2 Comments
Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna
What a sore loser. - alphadan12
I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.
Me three! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
I could do a better costume/troll disguise than him. - SailorSedna
I have nothing to say about this because it's too stupid to be described. - Skullkid755
Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.
This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.
Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?
He deserves it! - Neonco31
They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna
El Chris Chano is el... I don't know! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli
Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct
Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli
...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12
His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli
Also, I feel the need to detox my brain after reading this list...and maybe also throw up.
Ruins the fun of the video if he disabled them. He might as well lock himself in the closet.
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2 years, 44 days old
2. Drunk his own sperm
3. Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu