Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done


The Top Ten

1 Burned his house down Burned his house down

You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats. - drdevil

I wish he burned to death while his house was on fire. Death from smoke inhalation isn't enough for one of the most revolting losers on the Internet and in real life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk. - AnimeDrawer

Hmmm did he burned it on porpose? Well I knew it was gonna happen in their hoarding hell they should of cleaned it a long time ago. - Getovait

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2 Drunk his own sperm Drunk his own sperm

Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it. - drdevil

He mixed it in with Fanta and drank it. I felt a little sick while watching that video. - drdevil

Disgusting! He won't save any unborn babies that way. You can't recycle sperm. The chance is bigger he crap them out afterwards... - Getovait

Dear God, no - ToadF1

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3 Cut his perineum open with a knife

I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.

Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31

This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough. - drdevil

Where is it proof of that?... Never mind what I said I don't think I want to see that - Getovait

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4 Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000. - drdevil

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808

Sonichu is hidious - Getovait

5 Wore a sports bra in public saying "WANT WOMAN!" Wore a sports bra in public saying

I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I should wear a T-shirt that says Help if I see him - RoseCandyMusic

No woman would go to him when he'a that desperate. he live in his own reality - Getovait

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6 Dry humped his PlayStation 3

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

I'm glad I won't find him - ToadF1

Just sick just sick - Getovait

Ew, like the hell... - NikoX

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7 Ran over his own PS3 with his car Ran over his own PS3 with his car

This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755

He could of sell it and earn good money... Stead of beg for it - Getovait

The PS3 was already broken before it got run over.

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8 Took photos of his genitals

Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31

He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12

Chris needs to stop... - NikoX

He draw Sonichu on his penis. - Getovait

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9 Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray

I have a feeling something like this will happen again... - drdevil

That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.

This guy needs to be put down before he actually kills someone. - Zach808

"don't call anybody" - Getovait

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10 Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh

Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.

Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli

Like that would destroy her?.. - Getovait

What? - ToadF1

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The Contenders

11 Turned against his lawyer

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 Knocked down Michael Snyder

Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait

Lol Really? - NikoX

13 Had sex with a blow-up doll and filmed it

I saw that video and it made me cringe - NikoX

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up. - AnimeDrawer

It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though? - Getovait

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

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14 Gave away most of his personal info

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet. - AnimeDrawer

Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Oh my he put himself in dangerous - Getovait

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15 Threatened Trump Threatened Trump

There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This could've gotten him arrested. He needs to watch what comes out of his mouth. - drdevil

I am kinda neutral on Trump, but dislike him more than like him. However, at least Trump is not a nasty sicko wasting his time doing useless and pointless things like this. - AnimeDrawer

Trump, please execute him. Thank you. - BorisRule

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16 Drew Sonichu on his penis

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite

I first thought it was a tattoo - Getovait

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17 Made fun of 9/11 Made fun of 9/11

That is just horrible. Tragic events such as 9/11 are nothing to joke about. That is just wrong.

That 9/11 video was in bad taste. This actually caused Liquid Chris to genuinely dislike him. - drdevil

How dare he makes fun of an event where many people got killed? - AnimeDrawer

Wow, Chris... - NikoX

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18 Poorly drew art of himself drinking soda from an over-sized straw

Because he's a Hoe - ToadF1

19 Stormed out of his high school graduation crying

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying. - kcianciulli

20 Drove to Ohio to try and rescue Julie from Max

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is. - drdevil

Wow... - NikoX

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Top Remixes

1. Burned his house down
2. Drunk his own sperm
3. Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu
1. Burned his house down
2. Cut his perineum open with a knife
3. Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray
1. Cut his perineum open with a knife
2. Burned his house down
3. Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray



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