Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

I was really disgusted just by reading it! - BorisRule

I heard somebody else did that to get rid of a kidney stone. - Skullkid755

@Skullkid755

Did that person survive?

I hope there's no photos of the results and if there is, please don't let me see it...

Sonichu is not everything - Xentrick-The-Creeper

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808

The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Eww, how disgusting. *vomits* - BlazingParasol

I wouldn't be surprised if that PS3 was full of jizz by the time it was run over. - Zach808

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna

That's even how not to do porn. ☠ - BorisRule

Gross. - DarkBoi-X

I've even seen a gif of him dancing naked once that was uploaded online, and like what ModernSpongeBobSucks said, that could qualify as sex offense and get him imprisoned also, why did he do stuff like that? - SailorSedna

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna

Why would he do that?

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

4channers, he can't stop you now. Dox away - SpectralOwl

EEWWW! Even deadpool would not do something like this!

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite

He is a disgrace to autistic people

Honestly, I doubt he's autistic, if it all. - Swellow

Now people are starting to wonder if Chris was actually misdiagnosed with autism, nowadays he's clearly showing signs of schizophrenia. - SailorSedna

He makes us look bad!

Crybaby - DarkBoi-X

The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna

Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait

@Getovait

Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).

I don't even want to think of it. - DarkBoi-X

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.

It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though? - Getovait

Creepypasta - BorisRule

I don't want to know

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31

Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow

When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.

Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli

Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna

He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.

No fenks! - BorisRule

Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule

Over SONIC'S ARMS

This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.

Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli

@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow

Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna

Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

HowToBasics ripoff - BorisRule

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123

If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.

Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait

@ NikoX
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna

He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?

I'm still wondering why Chris thought his Sonichu comics were "for children" when most of them are just about sex/sex lives...and I don't want to know what that page is like... - SailorSedna

I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12

I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He needs a reality check

Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow

Too naive - BorisRule

Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12

It deserves to stay on there.

@Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna

Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait

He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait

Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli

Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna

This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow

Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123

If we compared my Ysorx image to one of El Chris Chano's images, which one's better? - Xentrick-The-Creeper

He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest

That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12

Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna

What a sore loser. - alphadan12

I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.

Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.

This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.

Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?

He deserves it! - Neonco31

They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna

El Chris Chano is el... I don't know! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli

Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct

Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli

...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12

His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli

Haha!
Also, I feel the need to detox my brain after reading this list...and maybe also throw up.

Ruins the fun of the video if he disabled them. He might as well lock himself in the closet.