Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

The Top Ten

1 Burned his house down Burned his house down

Considering all the stupid things he does I wish that fire destroyed him too. - DarkBoi-X

@ihatetrump

El Chris Chano is not El Murderero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats.

Why would you burn down your own house?

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2 Drunk his own sperm Drunk his own sperm

El Chris Chano at his best! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

VOMITS - DarkBoi-X

Please someone stop him.

Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it.

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3 Cut his perineum open with a knife

I was really disgusted just by reading it! - BorisRule

I heard somebody else did that to get rid of a kidney stone. - Skullkid755

@Skullkid755

Did that person survive?

I hope there's no photos of the results and if there is, please don't let me see it...

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4 Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu

Sonichu is not everything - Xentrick-The-Creeper

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808

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5 Dry humped his PlayStation 3

The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Eww, how disgusting. *vomits* - BlazingParasol

I wouldn't be surprised if that PS3 was full of jizz by the time it was run over. - Zach808

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

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6 Wore a sports bra in public saying "WANT WOMAN!" Wore a sports bra in public saying

Seriously what is wrong with this guy? - DarkBoi-X

Now when he's around imma wear a shirt that says CALL THE POLICE.

Chris was also seen talking to an 8 year old girl wearing that...let that sink in... - SailorSedna

What a manchild...

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7 Ran over his own PS3 with his car Ran over his own PS3 with his car

Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all. - Swellow

This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755

He could of sell it and earn good money... Stead of beg for it - Getovait

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8 Took photos of his genitals

He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna

That's even how not to do porn. ☠ - BorisRule

Gross. - DarkBoi-X

I've even seen a gif of him dancing naked once that was uploaded online, and like what ModernSpongeBobSucks said, that could qualify as sex offense and get him imprisoned also, why did he do stuff like that? - SailorSedna

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9 Turned against his lawyer

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

10 Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray

This is proof that he's dangerous and needs to be locked up in prison or a mental hospital. If not, like what Zach said, he could actually end up committing murder. - SailorSedna

I have a feeling something like this will happen again...

This guy needs to be put down before he actually kills someone. - Zach808

That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.

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The Newcomers

? Doesn't pay his taxes

The Contenders

11 Threatened Trump Threatened Trump

This got him temporarily banned from Facebook. - kcianciulli

Donald Trump doesn't deserve that, even if he's worse than Hillary Clinton - Xentrick-The-Creeper

You Trump supporters are just overreacting and supporting this racist! He just dislike Trump, learn to respect opinions! This is how freedom of speech works. Trump is still racist. Stop overreactingand move on, because he is free to dislike or hate Trump.

You think THAT'S freedom of speech? I don't think so! - BorisRule

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12 Poorly drew art of himself drinking soda from an over-sized straw

I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna

13 Gave away most of his personal info

Why would he do that?

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

4channers, he can't stop you now. Dox away - SpectralOwl

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14 Drew Sonichu on his penis

EEWWW! Even deadpool would not do something like this!

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite

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15 Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh

He also was pretending to converse with Sonichu here besides threatening her verbally and trying to attack her like that. I'm surprised he didn't get arrested and he should have been permanently expelled. - SailorSedna

Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.

Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli

Like that would destroy her?.. - Getovait

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16 Made fun of 9/11 Made fun of 9/11

Horrible and offensive, Chris! That's just wrong! 9/11 is nothing to joke! Shame on you, dude! - BorisRule

That's really disrespectful to those who died in 9/11

I wish him to go die for this!

That is just horrible. Tragic events such as 9/11 are nothing to joke about. That is just wrong.

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17 Giving autism a bad name

He is a disgrace to autistic people

Honestly, I doubt he's autistic, if it all. - Swellow

Now people are starting to wonder if Chris was actually misdiagnosed with autism, nowadays he's clearly showing signs of schizophrenia. - SailorSedna

He makes us look bad!

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18 Stormed out of his high school graduation crying

Crybaby - DarkBoi-X

The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

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19 Squandered all his money on toys Squandered all his money on toys

He should be on hoarders

It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I saw Chris in his recent video (the one with him curse-ya-hamehaing for the first time in a long while) where he had more toys he seemingly hoarded, and I have a feeling it's going to end up costing him his house again...anyone else agree?

If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRule

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20 Knocked down Michael Snyder

One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna

Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait

@Getovait

Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).

21 Had sex with a blow-up doll and filmed it

I don't even want to think of it. - DarkBoi-X

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.

It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though? - Getovait

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22 Drew ShecameforCWC.jpg

Creepypasta - BorisRule

I don't want to know

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31

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23 Drove to Ohio to try and rescue Julie from Max

Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow

When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.

Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli

24 Hates Sonic's new look Hates Sonic's new look

Are Sonic's arms being blue that important? - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Why does he gets mad over Sonic's arms being blue? - BorisRule

He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.

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25 Shoplifted from Best Buy Shoplifted from Best Buy

El bandito! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?

Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

26 Kiss people at the convention "toomanygames"

Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna

He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.

No fenks! - BorisRule

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27 Threatened to Kill Sega

Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule

Over SONIC'S ARMS

This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.

Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli

28 Can't hold down a job

@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow

Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna

Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

29 Lied about making a hamburger and mashed potatoes

HowToBasics ripoff - BorisRule

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123

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30 Shouted at little boys when playing Pokemon with them

If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.

Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait

@ NikoX
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna

31 Wrote an entire Sonichu comic page dedicated to demonstrating how Rosechu's reproductive system worked.

He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?

I'm still wondering why Chris thought his Sonichu comics were "for children" when most of them are just about sex/sex lives...and I don't want to know what that page is like... - SailorSedna

I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12

I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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32 Believed that a troll posing as Surfshack Tito from Rocket Power really was Surfshack Tito

He needs a reality check

Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow

Too naive - BorisRule

Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12

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33 Attempted to get his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica taken down

It deserves to stay on there.

34 Blames the trolls for everything
35 Apologized to a Sonichu character for his homophobia

@Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna

Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait

36 Drew torture scenes with trolls as victims

He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait

37 Thought Ted Bundy was framed

Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli

38 Masturbated in his kitchen over Julie

Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna

This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow

Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123

39 Drew creepy fanart

If we compared my Ysorx image to one of El Chris Chano's images, which one's better? - Xentrick-The-Creeper

He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest

That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12

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40 Got mad at Adam Stackhouse

Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna

What a sore loser. - alphadan12

I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.

41 Tried to pose as a troll named JenkinsJinkies Tried to pose as a troll named JenkinsJinkies

@SaliorSedna

Me three! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

I could do a better costume/troll disguise than him. - SailorSedna

I have nothing to say about this because it's too stupid to be described. - Skullkid755

42 Called Michael Snyder a jew

Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

43 Left his mother behind at the mall

Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.

This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.

44 He vandalized Sonic Boom merchandise
45 Blamed the trolls for his Walmart ban

Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?

He deserves it! - Neonco31

They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna

46 Called Michael Snyder "Heartless and Cruel"

El Chris Chano is el... I don't know! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli

Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct

Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli

...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12

47 Wished Death Upon Surfshack Tito
48 Made Awful Music

His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli

49 Wore a Women's Swimsut

Haha!
Also, I feel the need to detox my brain after reading this list...and maybe also throw up.

50 Disables Comments For His Videos

Ruins the fun of the video if he disabled them. He might as well lock himself in the closet.

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