Top 10 Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done
You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now.
My goodness. There must be a lot of stuff inside of his house that's worth good money, I would never burn my house down, even if I was dared to.
What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk.
I'm surprised that this has only 2 pages worth of results. You'd think that at this stage the pages would have gone on forever, to the point where the list collapses in on itself, breaking the system and crashing the site.
I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.
I hope there's no photos of the results and if there is, please don't let me see it...
I am not even going to look up what a perineum is, sounds like porn to me.
This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough.
Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event...
The fact that he actually did this proves how unpleasant this guy is. Literally I don't know why anyone would want to drink their own sperm in the first place.
Why is there even an image for this? Nobody wants to know how it looks like when you are about to drink your own sperm. That's just plain disgusting. This guy is mentally insane
Disgusting! He won't save any unborn babies that way. You can't recycle sperm. The chance is bigger he crap them out afterwards...
Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.
And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.
Sonichu deserved to be killed by Toothless and Ho-oh or Pikachu, Sonic.
Although he was blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus into doing this, it was still stupid of him to do this.
Also, don't let your curiosity get the better of you by watching this video.
I feel so sorry for that poor console.
Just sick just sick
This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid.
This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it.
It deserved to be banned from using any Sony products as punishment for destroying PlayStation 3.
Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all.
A new low, even for the massive amount of sex offense scandals that began popping up in the late 2010s. I don't mean to A-Log, but he clearly needed to be placed in an institution by this point.
This needs to be put at #1 on this list, it's easily the most evil and worst thing he's ever done.
He also interrupted the judge during court proceedings.
He needs to be locked up for life. Throw away the key.
I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears.
My faith in humanity just went a little lower.
Seriously what is wrong with this guy?
What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.
Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac.
What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity?
Nice job, Chris, Now you just told strangers where you live.
I have a feeling something like this will happen again...
That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.
Holy hell does he have ANY self awareness.
Let's mace him with acid!
Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense.
He draw Sonichu on his penis.
It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities.
I saw Chris in his recent video (the one with him curse-ya-hamehaing for the first time in a long while) where he had more toys he seemingly hoarded, and I have a feeling it's going to end up costing him his house again...anyone else agree?
People can have hobbies of collecting toys. I'm 22 and I collect plushies (but not all the time, I make sure to save my money for other important things).
This guy is an example of everything you SHOULDN'T do when it comes to managing money.
I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money).
There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan.
I am kinda neutral on Trump, but dislike him more than like him. However, at least Trump is not a nasty sicko wasting his time doing useless and pointless things like this.
Apparently, he doesn't know how much trouble this could get him in. Threatening the president is a serious crime.
Apparently, Chris doesn't know that threatening the president could get him into serious trouble.
One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna
Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).
Such an idiot assaulting real life people over a place he was hated in to begin with.
Didn't he went to jail because of that?
I just saw it and...Christ...
I feel so bad for Megan, I hope she's doing better now...
If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die.
Obviously, Megan didn't take it well.
I don't want to know
Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.
It's the closest thing to a partner he should be allowed to be near.
I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?
Nope, just nope. Not even going to watch it.
Okay, I think I am losing my faith in humanity, how insane is this guy?
He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too.
How did he... Well that's just disturbing
What the? He did this one too!?
I think this is one of the most popular meme of chris, and he made it himself!
I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna
Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid.
I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.
A Middle Schooler managed to fool a fully grown adult into driving to Ohio to rescue somebody.
Chris' parents threatened to disown him if he took another long trip.
Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true.
He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).
This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying.
The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna
This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.
Yeah, uh, There are a million of them and only one of him. So, they could probably kick his butt before he does.
I can't believe he threatened to kill an entire company over something so minor.
Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him.
He actually had the gall to admit the reason he did that was because "Emmanuel told him to do it to cleanse her of sins"...when even Christians can see that's a load of bullcrap. And there's an even deeper rabbit hole with him now.
It's bad enough to do it, but why tell people?
Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone.
Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.
Mary lee walsh haven't done anything wrong as far as I know. she did her job. She tried to talk sence with him and he threat her,
He also was pretending to converse with Sonichu here besides threatening her verbally and trying to attack her like that. I'm surprised he didn't get arrested and he should have been permanently expelled. - SailorSedna
He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word.
Hopefully he didn't throw a fit when Ben Schwartz was hired to voice Sonic for the new movie instead of Roger Craig Smith.
He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.
At least he got arrested and hopefully perma-banned from Gamestop after that incident. Let's hope he stays perma-banned!