Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

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The Top Ten

1 Burned his house down Burned his house down

You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats. - drdevil

I wish he burned to death while his house was on fire. Death from smoke inhalation isn't enough for one of the most revolting losers on the Internet and in real life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk. - AnimeDrawer

CWC (Chris-chan) seriously needs to go to jail again. He is a moron with no place on this planet.

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2 Cut his perineum open with a knife

He seriously thought those tone videos he watched would actually help him transition into a woman. How deluded you are, Chris-chan. You're not even a trans woman and you'll never be one. - Longesthorn

This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough. - drdevil

Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31

I am not even going to look up what a perineum is, sounds like porn to me. - AnimeDrawer

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3 Drunk his own sperm Drunk his own sperm

Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it. - drdevil

He mixed it in with Fanta and drank it. I felt a little sick while watching that video. - drdevil

*Seeing the image when Chris drunk his sperm* MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURNS! OH MY CLAWS!?! - ChatNoirFan18

That's just plain disgusting!

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4 Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000. - drdevil

If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808

Sonic + Pikachu: crap fusion. - ChatNoirFan18

5 Wore a sports bra in public saying "WANT WOMAN!" Wore a sports bra in public saying

I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He should just face up to the fact that women won't go for desperate stinky manchildren. - Entranced98

My faith in humanity just went a little lower. - Absolite

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6 Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray

It's a surprise he's not in jail. - Entranced98

I have a feeling something like this will happen again... - drdevil

That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.

Over Sonic's arms being being blue. - NikoX

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7 Dry humped his PlayStation 3

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

Ew, like the hell... - NikoX

Although he was blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus into doing this, it was still stupid of him to do this.

Also, don't let your curiosity get the better of you by watching this video. - drdevil

Poor PS3, you got raped then run over. - Skullkid755

8 Ran over his own PS3 with his car Ran over his own PS3 with his car

This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755

Why? Just why? - Absolite

9 Gave away most of his personal info

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet. - AnimeDrawer

Congrats, Chris. You made a stranger want to kill you -_- - ChatNoirFan18

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10 Took photos of his genitals

Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31

He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12

Chris needs to stop... - NikoX

WHAT THE HELL?! - Ultron123

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The Newcomers

? Stormed out of his high school graduation crying

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

? Talked to himself through a sockpuppet on Twitter

It gets worse. He called himself "darling" through it. - drdevil

The Contenders

11 Squandered all his money on toys Squandered all his money on toys

It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He stuffs his face with the cheap greasy mystery meat that is McDonalds food - he practically lives off the stuff. - Entranced98

Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly - Neonco31

Yet this is the money he begs and begs other people for to live, apparently... - Entranced98

Why doesn't he go spend on charity or something he necessarily needs? - AnimeDrawer

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12 Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh

Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.

Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli

wow... lol - NikoX

No, just...no. - alphadan12

13 Had sex with a blow-up doll and filmed it

What the juice?! - ChatNoirFan18

I saw that video and it made me cringe - NikoX

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up. - AnimeDrawer

This spawned the cancerous "JULAY! " meme. - drdevil

14 Drove to Ohio to try and rescue Julie from Max

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is. - drdevil

Wow... - NikoX

15 Turned against his lawyer

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

16 Shoplifted from Best Buy Shoplifted from Best Buy

Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?

Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*sigh* He was just taking things off the shelves and shoving them up his shirt in an attempt to steal them, but he luckily got caught. The victims would have been the store itself and the manufacturers of the stuff he was trying to steal, who would have lost a tiny bit of profit as a result of his stupid act. These consequences might not have been too noticeable to the companies, but we ought to be thankful that only a few idiots dare to shoplift these days, as if everyone was doing it, companies wouldn't be able to make any money and our economies would start to plunge into chaos. - Entranced98

It's not a victimless crime. - Entranced98

17 Knocked down Michael Snyder

Lol Really? - NikoX

18 Drew Sonichu on his penis

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

Is he insane or what?! Gosh, he makes me regretted to drawing. - ChatNoirFan18

Okay, I think I am loosing my faith in humaity, how insane is this guy? - AnimeDrawer

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19 Made fun of 9/11 Made fun of 9/11

That 9/11 video was in bad taste. This actually caused Liquid Chris to genuinely dislike him. - drdevil

That is just horrible. Tragic events such as 9/11 are nothing to joke about. That is just wrong.

This was so bad it's on here twice.

How dare he makes fun of an event where many people got killed? - AnimeDrawer

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20 Threatened Trump Threatened Trump

There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I Don't Like Trump either, but Chris-Chan Went way too far. - kcianciulli

This could've gotten him arrested. He needs to watch what comes out of his mouth. - drdevil

Trump, please execute him. Thank you. - BorisRule

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1. Burned his house down
2. Drunk his own sperm
3. Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu
ModernSpongeBobSucks
1. Burned his house down
2. Drew creepy fanart
3. Drew Sonichu on his penis
ChatNoirFan18
1. Burned his house down
2. Cut his perineum open with a knife
3. Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray
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