Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done
The Top Ten
Seriously. What the heck?
This shows that he is an idiot - ElSherlock
This isn't autism, this is pure insanity.
Considering all the stupid things he does I wish that fire destroyed him too. - DarkBoi-X16 Comments
Someone give me bleach-flavored boba tea - RoseWeasley
BIG DADDY AT HIS BEST.
That's nasty - ElSherlock
Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it.25 Comments
That is disgusting - ElSherlock
I was really disgusted just by reading it! - BorisRule
I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.
Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco3114 Comments
Aka the most infamous Sonic fan made character - ElSherlock
Sonichu is not everything - Xentrick-The-Creeper
And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.
Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.2 Comments
What?! - ElSherlock
The heck?! I never thought you could hump a PS3 - TheAwesomeDude54
The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Eww, how disgusting. *vomits* - BlazingParasol4 Comments
That picture... - ElSherlock
Seriously what is wrong with this guy? - DarkBoi-X
I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks10 Comments
That PS3 must have costed a lot of money - ElSherlock
This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755
Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all. - Swellow3 Comments
Even more gross and disgusting - ElSherlock
Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna
That's even how not to do porn. ☠ - BorisRule7 Comments
I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I have a feeling something like this will happen again...
That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.
This is proof that he's dangerous and needs to be locked up in prison or a mental hospital. If not, like what Zach said, he could actually end up committing murder. - SailorSedna
And he did not get arrested for that - Neonco314 Comments
That isn't freedom of speech - ElSherlock
This got him temporarily banned from Facebook. - kcianciulli
There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Donald Trump doesn't deserve that, even if he's worse than Hillary Clinton - Xentrick-The-Creeper10 Comments
I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna
Why do people do this? - DarkBoi-X
Why? That's disgusting - ElSherlock
My eyes! They BURN! - GehennaTheSecond
EEWWW! Even deadpool would not do something like this!10 Comments
Giving your personal info is never a good idea - ElSherlock
What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.
What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli
Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks9 Comments
What did Mary Lee Walsh ever do to him? - ElSherlock
Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.
Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli
Like that would destroy her?.. - Getovait5 Comments
I too am starting to doubt he is autistic. - Sprightly
He also gives transgender people a bad name - ElSherlock
It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour.
He is a disgrace to autistic people8 Comments
Nope, just nope. Not even going to watch it. - GehennaTheSecond
I won't look that up - ElSherlock
I don't even want to think of it. - DarkBoi-X
Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.3 Comments
He could buy something else instead of toys - ElSherlock
It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRule
He should be on hoarders5 Comments
Crybaby - DarkBoi-X
Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).
The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna3 Comments
One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna
Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait
Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).
I regret searching for this - ElSherlock
Creepypasta - BorisRule
If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco314 Comments
Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow
I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.
Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli
When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna
What's the point of getting mad over blue arms? - ElSherlock
Are Sonic's arms being blue that important? - Xentrick-The-Creeper
He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.5 Comments
El bandito! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?
Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He's a harasser - ElSherlock
Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna
He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.2 Comments
If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.
Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna
Over blue arms. That is stupid - ElSherlock
...really now? - GehennaTheSecond
Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule
This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.2 Comments
@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow
Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna
Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He doesn't know to make hamburger - ElSherlock
HowToBasics ripoff - BorisRule
What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.
Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks2 Comments
That's disturbing - ElSherlock
He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?
I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12
I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks3 Comments
Stupid - ElSherlock
He needs a reality check
Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow
Too naive - BorisRule3 Comments
It deserves to stay on there.
Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna
He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait
Besides that, he also groped the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. And after he was kicked out, he immediately broke down into fetal position and threw a huge meltdown, to where the cops had to take him out, and he was also permanently banned from the convention not too long afterward. And this guy is supposed to be 36? Just pathetic. - SailorSedna
He thew a fit when he was getting kicked out. I didn't find the photo funny, I found it quite sad. - kcianciulli
Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli
The Notre Dame is a historical landmark. Making fun of it burning down is just wrong on so many levels. - kcianciulli
And turns out Chris wasn't the only one who did that. Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic, who was now revealed to be a total scumbag and not the awesome reviewer I thought he was, did a horrific joke like about that just a few weeks after the tragedy in a terrible Final Fantasy review, which makes me wonder why any person still supports him after doing THAT. - SaintSheepy
He literally did that. He actually claimed that a "fire Pokemon" burnt it down, showing once again how heartless and cruel this bastard is, and you'd think after he burned his own house down he'd not laugh at something so similar. - SaintSheepy
That's horrible - ElSherlock
He thinks a fire pokémon did that?! I'm much younger than him and even I think that's very stupid and cruel! - BorisRule
*facepalms* Really? This guy needs advice badly... - GehennaTheSecond
Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna
This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow
Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123
He even drew porn - ElSherlock
If we compared my Ysorx image to one of El Chris Chano's images, which one's better? - Xentrick-The-Creeper
He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest3 Comments
What a sore loser. - alphadan12
Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna
I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.
Me three! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
I could do a better costume/troll disguise than him. - SailorSedna
I have nothing to say about this because it's too stupid to be described. - Skullkid755
That makes him antisemitic - ElSherlock
Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.
This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.
Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?
Soliciting with an Attraction Sign, you're not supposed to solicit in public places.
He did that in the McDonald's of the Walmart and got banned from the place by the managers but because he thought he was only banned from the McDonald's there, he went back the next day, and then was caught again trespassing, so he fled, verbally harassing them, flipping the bird, giving "Curse-ye-ha-me-has", and nearly hitting the manager with his car as he went out. - SaintSheepy
He deserves it! - Neonco31
They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna
Chris is the one who is heartless and cruel - ElSherlock
El Chris Chano is el... I don't know! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli
Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct
Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli1 Comment
I think I'm going to throw up... - GehennaTheSecond
Gross - ElSherlock
I don't want to ruin my like to pizza - BorisRule
I honestly want to cringe at that image, but I just can't help but laugh at how stupid Chris-chan is being in here. - ModernSpongeBobSucks2 Comments
His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli
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List StatsCreated 13 May 2017
2 years, 211 days old
2. Drunk his own sperm
3. Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu