Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats. - drdevil

I wish he burned to death while his house was on fire. Death from smoke inhalation isn't enough for one of the most revolting losers on the Internet and in real life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk. - AnimeDrawer

CWC (Chris-chan) seriously needs to go to jail again. He is a moron with no place on this planet.

Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it. - drdevil

He mixed it in with Fanta and drank it. I felt a little sick while watching that video. - drdevil

*Seeing the image when Chris drunk his sperm* MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURNS! OH MY CLAWS!?! - ChatNoirFan18

That's just plain disgusting!

I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He should just face up to the fact that women won't go for desperate stinky manchildren. - Entranced98

My faith in humanity just went a little lower. - Absolite

It's a surprise he's not in jail. - Entranced98

I have a feeling something like this will happen again... - drdevil

That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.

Over Sonic's arms being being blue. - NikoX

This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755

Why? Just why? - Absolite

It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He stuffs his face with the cheap greasy mystery meat that is McDonalds food - he practically lives off the stuff. - Entranced98

Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly - Neonco31

Yet this is the money he begs and begs other people for to live, apparently... - Entranced98

Why doesn't he go spend on charity or something he necessarily needs? - AnimeDrawer

Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.

Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli

wow... lol - NikoX

No, just...no. - alphadan12

Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?

Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*sigh* He was just taking things off the shelves and shoving them up his shirt in an attempt to steal them, but he luckily got caught. The victims would have been the store itself and the manufacturers of the stuff he was trying to steal, who would have lost a tiny bit of profit as a result of his stupid act. These consequences might not have been too noticeable to the companies, but we ought to be thankful that only a few idiots dare to shoplift these days, as if everyone was doing it, companies wouldn't be able to make any money and our economies would start to plunge into chaos. - Entranced98

It's not a victimless crime. - Entranced98

That 9/11 video was in bad taste. This actually caused Liquid Chris to genuinely dislike him. - drdevil

That is just horrible. Tragic events such as 9/11 are nothing to joke about. That is just wrong.

This was so bad it's on here twice.

How dare he makes fun of an event where many people got killed? - AnimeDrawer

There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I Don't Like Trump either, but Chris-Chan Went way too far. - kcianciulli

This could've gotten him arrested. He needs to watch what comes out of his mouth. - drdevil

Trump, please execute him. Thank you. - BorisRule