Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done
The Top Ten
Chris Chan should be go to Iran and executed for burning his house and doing nasty thing.
You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats.
I wish he burned to death while his house was on fire. Death from smoke inhalation isn't enough for one of the most revolting losers on the Internet and in real life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk.
Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it.
He mixed it in with Fanta and drank it. I felt a little sick while watching that video.
Disgusting! He won't save any unborn babies that way. You can't recycle sperm. The chance is bigger he crap them out afterwards... - Getovait
Someone uploaded an image for this? Now nightmares about this are inevitable! - SelfDestruct
I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.
Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31
This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough.
Where is it proof of that?... Never mind what I said I don't think I want to see that - Getovait
Sonichu deserved to be killed by Toothless and Ho-oh or Pikachu, Sonic.
And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.
Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.
Aka the most infamous Sonic fan made character - ElSherlock
I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123
Just sick just sick - Getovait
The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
What?! - ElSherlock
I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Seriously what is wrong with this guy? - DarkBoi-X
I should wear a T-shirt that says Help if I see him - RoseCandyMusic
It deserved to be banned from using any Sony products as punishment for destroying PlayStation 3.
This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755
Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all. - Swellow
Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Even more gross and disgusting - ElSherlock
Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31
He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12
He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna
I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I have a feeling something like this will happen again...
That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.
This is proof that he's dangerous and needs to be locked up in prison or a mental hospital. If not, like what Zach said, he could actually end up committing murder. - SailorSedna
And he did not get arrested for that - Neonco31
There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I am kinda neutral on Trump, but dislike him more than like him. However, at least Trump is not a nasty sicko wasting his time doing useless and pointless things like this.
Donald Trump doesn't deserve that, even if he's worse than Hillary Clinton - Xentrick-The-Creeper
This could've gotten him arrested. He needs to watch what comes out of his mouth.
I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna
WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12
How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite
I first thought it was a tattoo - Getovait
What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.
What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli
Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Nice job, Chris, Now you just told strangers where you live. - kcianciulli
Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.
Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli
Like that would destroy her?.. - Getovait
What did Mary Lee Walsh ever do to him? - ElSherlock
It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour.
He is a bad example to autistic people - Neonco31
I'm autistic and this guy's an absolute insult to my intelligence.
The only good thing I learned from this list is why people even make fun of autism. This is insane. - SpectralOwl
Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.
I won't look that up - ElSherlock
I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?
Nope, just nope. Not even going to watch it. - GehennaTheSecond
He should be banned from all toy store for spending all money on toys.
It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRule
Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly - Neonco31
Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).
This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying. - kcianciulli
You know, I am surprised he was even ABLE to graduate high school - SpectralOwl
One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna
Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait
Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).
If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31
Obviously, Megan didn't take it well. - alphadan12
Nope, she didn't at all. It shocked her a lot, and it lead to the end of their already dying friendship.
I regret searching for this - ElSherlock
I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.
Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow
Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli
When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna
He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.
Are Sonic's arms being blue that important? - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Who fusses over the color of someone's arms?
Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?
Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
El bandito! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna
He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.
He's a harasser - ElSherlock
Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait
If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna
This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.
Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli
Over blue arms. That is stupid - ElSherlock
Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule
@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow
Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna
What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.
Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123
He can't even fill a cup with a water - BorisRule
Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna
This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow
*facepalms* Really? This guy needs advice badly... - GehennaTheSecond
Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123
I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12
He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?
I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
In other words, Chris-chan thought it would be a good idea to teach Sex Ed in one of his comics. - alphadan12
Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12
But that character's not even real.
Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow
He is so stupid - Getovait
It deserves to stay on there.
Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna
He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait
Besides that, he also groped the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. And after he was kicked out, he immediately broke down into fetal position and threw a huge meltdown, to where the cops had to take him out, and he was also permanently banned from the convention not too long afterward. And this guy is supposed to be 36? Just pathetic. - SailorSedna
He thew a fit when he was getting kicked out. I didn't find the photo funny, I found it quite sad. - kcianciulli
Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli
The Notre Dame is a historical landmark. Making fun of it burning down is just wrong on so many levels. - kcianciulli
And turns out Chris wasn't the only one who did that. Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic, who was now revealed to be a total scumbag and not the awesome reviewer I thought he was, did a horrific joke like about that just a few weeks after the tragedy in a terrible Final Fantasy review, which makes me wonder why any person still supports him after doing THAT. - SaintSheepy
He literally did that. He actually claimed that a "fire Pokemon" burnt it down, showing once again how heartless and cruel this bastard is, and you'd think after he burned his own house down he'd not laugh at something so similar. - SaintSheepy
He thinks a fire pokémon did that?! I'm much younger than him and even I think that's very stupid and cruel! - BorisRule
That's horrible - ElSherlock
He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest
That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12
I can draw better than him as well probably.
What a sore loser. - alphadan12
I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.
Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna
I have nothing to say about this because it's too stupid to be described. - Skullkid755
I could do a better costume/troll disguise than him. - SailorSedna
Me three! - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That makes him antisemitic - ElSherlock
Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.
This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.
Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?
Soliciting with an Attraction Sign, you're not supposed to solicit in public places.
He did that in the McDonald's of the Walmart and got banned from the place by the managers but because he thought he was only banned from the McDonald's there, he went back the next day, and then was caught again trespassing, so he fled, verbally harassing them, flipping the bird, giving "Curse-ye-ha-me-has", and nearly hitting the manager with his car as he went out. - SaintSheepy
He deserves it! - Neonco31
They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna
No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli
Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct
Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli
Chris is the one who is heartless and cruel - ElSherlock
...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12
I honestly want to cringe at that image, but I just can't help but laugh at how stupid Chris-chan is being in here. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I don't want to ruin my like to pizza - BorisRule
I think I'm going to throw up... - GehennaTheSecond
I don't like microwave pizza in the firstplace but this is worse - Getovait
His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli