Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.

Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31

This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough.

Where is it proof of that?... Never mind what I said I don't think I want to see that - Getovait

Sonichu deserved to be killed by Toothless and Ho-oh or Pikachu, Sonic.

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

Aka the most infamous Sonic fan made character - ElSherlock

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

Just sick just sick - Getovait

The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

What?! - ElSherlock

Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Even more gross and disgusting - ElSherlock

Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31

He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12

He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite

I first thought it was a tattoo - Getovait

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Nice job, Chris, Now you just told strangers where you live. - kcianciulli

It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour.

He is a bad example to autistic people - Neonco31

I'm autistic and this guy's an absolute insult to my intelligence.

The only good thing I learned from this list is why people even make fun of autism. This is insane. - SpectralOwl

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.

I won't look that up - ElSherlock

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

Nope, just nope. Not even going to watch it. - GehennaTheSecond

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying. - kcianciulli

You know, I am surprised he was even ABLE to graduate high school - SpectralOwl

One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna

Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait

@Getovait

Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31

Obviously, Megan didn't take it well. - alphadan12

Nope, she didn't at all. It shocked her a lot, and it lead to the end of their already dying friendship.

I regret searching for this - ElSherlock

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.

Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow

Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli

When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna

Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna

He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.

He's a harasser - ElSherlock

Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait

If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.

@ NikoX
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna

This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.

Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli

Over blue arms. That is stupid - ElSherlock

Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule

@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow

Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123

He can't even fill a cup with a water - BorisRule

Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna

This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow

*facepalms* Really? This guy needs advice badly... - GehennaTheSecond

Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123

I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12

He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?

I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

In other words, Chris-chan thought it would be a good idea to teach Sex Ed in one of his comics. - alphadan12

Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12

But that character's not even real.

Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow

He is so stupid - Getovait

It deserves to stay on there.

Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait

@Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna

He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait

Besides that, he also groped the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. And after he was kicked out, he immediately broke down into fetal position and threw a huge meltdown, to where the cops had to take him out, and he was also permanently banned from the convention not too long afterward. And this guy is supposed to be 36? Just pathetic. - SailorSedna

He thew a fit when he was getting kicked out. I didn't find the photo funny, I found it quite sad. - kcianciulli

Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli

The Notre Dame is a historical landmark. Making fun of it burning down is just wrong on so many levels. - kcianciulli

And turns out Chris wasn't the only one who did that. Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic, who was now revealed to be a total scumbag and not the awesome reviewer I thought he was, did a horrific joke like about that just a few weeks after the tragedy in a terrible Final Fantasy review, which makes me wonder why any person still supports him after doing THAT. - SaintSheepy

He literally did that. He actually claimed that a "fire Pokemon" burnt it down, showing once again how heartless and cruel this bastard is, and you'd think after he burned his own house down he'd not laugh at something so similar. - SaintSheepy

He thinks a fire pokémon did that?! I'm much younger than him and even I think that's very stupid and cruel! - BorisRule

That's horrible - ElSherlock

He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest

That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12

I can draw better than him as well probably.

What a sore loser. - alphadan12

I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.

Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna

Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

That makes him antisemitic - ElSherlock

Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.

This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.

Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?

Soliciting with an Attraction Sign, you're not supposed to solicit in public places.

He did that in the McDonald's of the Walmart and got banned from the place by the managers but because he thought he was only banned from the McDonald's there, he went back the next day, and then was caught again trespassing, so he fled, verbally harassing them, flipping the bird, giving "Curse-ye-ha-me-has", and nearly hitting the manager with his car as he went out. - SaintSheepy

He deserves it! - Neonco31

They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna

No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli

Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct

Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli

Chris is the one who is heartless and cruel - ElSherlock

...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12

His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli