Top 10 Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

The Top Ten
1 Burned his house down

Ok! I use to believe people can change for the better and give them new chances and everybody make bad descions in life or being dicks sometimes we're all humen. But for Chris I have no respect for him at all. he will never change well I highly doubt he will. It's sad really. He need to work really REALLY HARD to improve. I think he should apologize to everyone he have been mean to, try to get an own place, stop waste his money on toys he need to learn how to handle money, try to get a job and stop blame his disorders and stop being a gullible prick. HE NEED MENTAL HELP HE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE DO IS WRONG!

You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now.

@AnnieCallie

He burned it down by accident when he was making coffee in a downstairs bathroom (yes, he was doing that), and it spread because he's a hoarder. He tried to blame it on Keurig and even said the firemen were "stealing from him", showing how much of an irresponsible idiot he is, kinda like what ModernSpongeBobSucks said, he could have killed his mother or himself. - SailorSedna

What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk.

2 Drank his own sperm

The fact that he actually did this proves how unpleasant this guy is. Literally I don't know why anyone would want to drink their own sperm in the first place.

Why is there even an image for this? Nobody wants to know how it looks like when you are about to drink your own sperm. That’s just plain disgusting. This guy is mentally insane

Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event...

Disgusting! He won't save any unborn babies that way. You can't recycle sperm. The chance is bigger he crap them out afterwards...

3 Cut his perineum open with a knife

I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.

I hope there's no photos of the results and if there is, please don't let me see it...

Where is it proof of that?... Never mind what I said I don't think I want to see that

I am not even going to look up what a perineum is, sounds like porn to me.

4 Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.

Sonichu deserved to be killed by Toothless and Ho-oh or Pikachu, Sonic.

Aka the most infamous Sonic fan made character

5 Dry humped his PlayStation 3

Although he was blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus into doing this, it was still stupid of him to do this.

Also, don't let your curiosity get the better of you by watching this video.

I feel so sorry for that poor console.

Just sick just sick

Eww, how disgusting. *vomits* - BlazingParasol

6 Ran over his own PS3 with his car

This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid.

This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it.

It deserved to be banned from using any Sony products as punishment for destroying PlayStation 3.

Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all.

7 Wore a sports bra in public saying "WANT WOMAN!"

There also was a photo where he was talking to a girl who looked about the age of 8...WHILE HE WAS WEARING THIS. How did he not get questioned by police officers, is this an appropriate fashion to be wearing near young children?

Oh right, I forgot, logical thinking is the last thing Chris is capable of. - SailorSedna

Chris was also seen talking to an 8 year old girl wearing that...let that sink in... - SailorSedna

I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears.

I wanna wear a T-shirt that says get me off this planet

8 Took photos of his genitals

Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense.

I've even seen a gif of him dancing naked once that was uploaded online, and like what ModernSpongeBobSucks said, that could qualify as sex offense and get him imprisoned also, why did he do stuff like that? - SailorSedna

He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna

I blame this guy for the hatred of Autistic People. People probably think all Autistic People act like him, it's sad.

9 Turned against his lawyer

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money).

10 Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray

This is proof that he's dangerous and needs to be locked up in prison or a mental hospital. If not, like what Zach said, he could actually end up committing murder. - SailorSedna

I have a feeling something like this will happen again...

That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.

Over what? Let me guess, Sonic's blue arms?

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11 Gave away most of his personal info

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.

Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac.

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity?

Nice job, Chris, Now you just told strangers where you live.

12 Poorly drew art of himself drinking soda from an over-sized straw

I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna

I think this is one of the most popular meme of chris, and he made it himself!

13 Threatened Trump

There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan.

I am kinda neutral on Trump, but dislike him more than like him. However, at least Trump is not a nasty sicko wasting his time doing useless and pointless things like this.

Apparently, he doesn't know how much trouble this could get him in. Threatening the president is a serious crime.

Apparently, Chris doesn't know that threatening the president could get him into serious trouble.

14 Drew Sonichu on his penis

Okay, I think I am losing my faith in humanity, how insane is this guy?

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too.

How did he... Well that's just disturbing

I first thought it was a tattoo

15 Drew ShecameforCWC.jpg

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die.

He must have some issues with that picture

Obviously, Megan didn't take it well.

Curiosity killed the cat (a la me)

16 Stormed out of his high school graduation crying

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true.

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

The reason he was crying was because he wanted to win an art award (he had done some horrible totem Sonic statue thingy) and it went to someone else, kinda similar to the Adam Stackhouse incident but he just cried like a baby instead of getting all mad (saw the documentary). - SailorSedna

This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying.

17 Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh

He also was pretending to converse with Sonichu here besides threatening her verbally and trying to attack her like that. I'm surprised he didn't get arrested and he should have been permanently expelled. - SailorSedna

Mary lee walsh haven't done anything wrong as far as I know. she did her job. She tried to talk sence with him and he threat her,

Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone.

Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.

18 Had sex with a blow-up doll and filmed it

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

Nope, just nope. Not even going to watch it.

It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though?

19 Drove to Ohio to try and rescue Julie from Max

Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid.

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.

When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna

A Middle Schooler managed to fool a fully grown adult into driving to Ohio to rescue somebody.

20 Hated Sonic's new look

He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word.

Hopefully he didn't throw a fit when Ben Schwartz was hired to voice Sonic for the new movie instead of Roger Craig Smith.

He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.

At least he got arrested and hopefully perma-banned from Gamestop after that incident. Let's hope he stays perma-banned!

21 Squandered all his money on toys

It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities.

I saw Chris in his recent video (the one with him curse-ya-hamehaing for the first time in a long while) where he had more toys he seemingly hoarded, and I have a feeling it's going to end up costing him his house again...anyone else agree?

Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly

This guy is an example of everything you SHOULDN'T do when it comes to managing money.

22 Threatened to kill Sega

Yeah, uh, There are a million of them and only one of him. So, they could probably kick his butt before he does.

This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.

I can't believe he threatened to kill an entire company over something so minor.

Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him.

23 Knocked down Michael Snyder

One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna

@Getovait

Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).

Didn't he went to jail because of that?

24 Shoplifted from Best Buy

It's called "Best Buy" for a reason, Chris. You buy things there. It's called "Best Buy" not "Best Steal".

Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime...

Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?

El bandito! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

25 Lied about making a hamburger and mashed potatoes

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes.

He can't even fill a cup with a water

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