Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done

The Top Ten

1 Burned his house down

Chris Chan should be go to Iran and executed for burning his house and doing nasty thing.

You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats.

I wish he burned to death while his house was on fire. Death from smoke inhalation isn't enough for one of the most revolting losers on the Internet and in real life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk.

2 Drunk his own sperm

Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it.

He mixed it in with Fanta and drank it. I felt a little sick while watching that video.

Disgusting! He won't save any unborn babies that way. You can't recycle sperm. The chance is bigger he crap them out afterwards... - Getovait

Someone uploaded an image for this? Now nightmares about this are inevitable! - SelfDestruct

3 Cut his perineum open with a knife

I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.

Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31

This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough.

Where is it proof of that?... Never mind what I said I don't think I want to see that - Getovait

4 Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu

Sonichu deserved to be killed by Toothless and Ho-oh or Pikachu, Sonic.

And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000.

Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.

Aka the most infamous Sonic fan made character - ElSherlock

5 Dry humped his PlayStation 3

I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123

Just sick just sick - Getovait

The hell?! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

What?! - ElSherlock

6 Wore a sports bra in public saying "WANT WOMAN!"

I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Seriously what is wrong with this guy? - DarkBoi-X

I should wear a T-shirt that says Help if I see him - RoseCandyMusic

7 Ran over his own PS3 with his car

It deserved to be banned from using any Sony products as punishment for destroying PlayStation 3.

This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755

Well, considering it got dry hmped by him, a mercy kill was probably better than nothing at all. - Swellow

8 Took photos of his genitals

Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Even more gross and disgusting - ElSherlock

Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31

He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12

He also once stuck them in snow for 15 minutes once, to imitate Jackass (that incident needs to be an item on this list), believe it or not. - SailorSedna

9 Turned against his lawyer

I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

10 Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray

I have a feeling something like this will happen again...

That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.

This is proof that he's dangerous and needs to be locked up in prison or a mental hospital. If not, like what Zach said, he could actually end up committing murder. - SailorSedna

And he did not get arrested for that - Neonco31

The Contenders

11 Threatened Trump

There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I am kinda neutral on Trump, but dislike him more than like him. However, at least Trump is not a nasty sicko wasting his time doing useless and pointless things like this.

Donald Trump doesn't deserve that, even if he's worse than Hillary Clinton - Xentrick-The-Creeper

This could've gotten him arrested. He needs to watch what comes out of his mouth.

12 Poorly drew art of himself drinking soda from an over-sized straw

I can't help but laugh at how ridiculously bad it looks. I drew an eating cake picture (with a Care Bears version of Sailor Moon as a rabbit) that looks better, and it doesn't even have a background. - Sailor Sedna

13 Drew Sonichu on his penis

WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12

How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite

I first thought it was a tattoo - Getovait

14 Gave away most of his personal info

What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet.

What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli

Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Nice job, Chris, Now you just told strangers where you live. - kcianciulli

15 Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh

Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.

Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli

Like that would destroy her?.. - Getovait

What did Mary Lee Walsh ever do to him? - ElSherlock

16 Giving autism a bad name

It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour.

He is a bad example to autistic people - Neonco31

I'm autistic and this guy's an absolute insult to my intelligence.

The only good thing I learned from this list is why people even make fun of autism. This is insane. - SpectralOwl

17 Had sex with a blow-up doll and filmed it

Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up.

I won't look that up - ElSherlock

I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?

Nope, just nope. Not even going to watch it. - GehennaTheSecond

18 Squandered all his money on toys

He should be banned from all toy store for spending all money on toys.

It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRule

Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly - Neonco31

19 Stormed out of his high school graduation crying

Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).

This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying. - kcianciulli

You know, I am surprised he was even ABLE to graduate high school - SpectralOwl

20 Knocked down Michael Snyder

One thing I'm wondering is, why the hell does Chris STILL have a driver's license and is able to drive a car? He should have had his license revoked and be forbidden by law to use a motor vehicle, that hit and run he did on Michael is clear proof he's dangerous and he could have even killed him! - SailorSedna

Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait

@Getovait

Yeah, both he and his mom (who assaulted a cop) went to jail. They almost went to prison too (should have gone there).

21 Drew ShecameforCWC.jpg

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31

Obviously, Megan didn't take it well. - alphadan12

Nope, she didn't at all. It shocked her a lot, and it lead to the end of their already dying friendship.

I regret searching for this - ElSherlock

22 Drove to Ohio to try and rescue Julie from Max

I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is.

Apparently the troll that pretended to be both Julie and Max was 13 years of age at the time he trolled Chris, and his disguise was paper-thin to boot (a prepubescent teenager doing a squeaky girl voice). At the time, Chris was in his late 20s to early 30s. Yes, Chris managed to get trolled by a young kid. - Swellow

Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli

When you also consider the aftermath of the whole Julie saga, I'm surprised Chris didn't get arrested/imprisoned... - SailorSedna

23 Hates Sonic's new look

He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise.

Are Sonic's arms being blue that important? - Xentrick-The-Creeper

Who fusses over the color of someone's arms?

24 Shoplifted from Best Buy

Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?

Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

El bandito! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

25 Kiss people at the convention "toomanygames"

Just lock Chris up in prison and/or give him a mental evaluation, the fact that he still hasn't learned anything and only went into that fetal position because he was getting kicked out and not because of him regretting anything is just showing how much of a dangerous...thing he is. - SailorSedna

He didn't just do that, he grabbed the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. Hope he got arrested after that sexual harassment.

He's a harasser - ElSherlock

Cause he's el harassero! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

26 Shouted at little boys when playing Pokemon with them

Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait

If I saw little boys with him I'd scream PEDO! At the top of my lungs.

@ NikoX
Yup, he did. It was said at The GAMe PLACe, Chris, who used to wear an old Ash costume, would often get angry at opponents he played, especially children, didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games, rarely won, and even though he declared himself a Gym Leader, he wasn't one, just a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions and would repeatedly be angry and snap at others. - SailorSedna

27 Threatened to Kill Sega

This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms.

Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli

Over blue arms. That is stupid - ElSherlock

Chris, stop it! Blue arms doesn't mean anything. - BorisRule

28 Can't hold down a job

@MSBS He CAN get a job (which would make more money than the disability benefit money he receives) since jobs outside of the legal system don't check a person's history, but he blames his lack of a job on the fear of being discriminated against. - Swellow

Do you really expect ANYONE to even give him a job? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Considering Chris is now practically known everywhere on the Internet now, there's no way he'll ever be able to get one... - SailorSedna

29 Lied about making a hamburger and mashed potatoes

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this.

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123

He can't even fill a cup with a water - BorisRule

30 Masturbated in his kitchen over Julie

Glimpsing at this, the best part (and only good part), was when Bob walked in (along with hearing all those random Windows "ERROR" beeps), though what wasn't funny was the reason why Bob did so: it was because trolls were calling him on the phone. Three were made, with Bob saying Chris was asleep, but then Bryan Bash (a close friend of Clyde Cash) called him and said "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM! " and Bob dropped the phone and ran to where Christian was. Gotta admit, I do feel pretty bad for Bob there. - SailorSedna

This was when his parents decided to strip him off his internet privileges. - Swellow

*facepalms* Really? This guy needs advice badly... - GehennaTheSecond

Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123

31 Wrote an entire Sonichu comic page dedicated to demonstrating how Rosechu's reproductive system worked.

I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12

He also did one that showed how Sonichu's worked too...Good Lord, what was he thinking?

I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

In other words, Chris-chan thought it would be a good idea to teach Sex Ed in one of his comics. - alphadan12

32 Believed that a troll posing as Surfshack Tito from Rocket Power really was Surfshack Tito

Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12

But that character's not even real.

Don't be silly, Chris has lost their grip on reality. - Swellow

He is so stupid - Getovait

33 Attempted to get his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica taken down

It deserves to stay on there.

34 Blames the trolls for everything
35 Apologized to a Sonichu character for his homophobia

Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait

@Getovait
Mind you, this was the same guy who, when he was in Mary Lee Walsh's office, PRETENDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SONICHU (dunno how to do italics or something, hence the caps), relaying what Sonichu had said to her. - SailorSedna

36 Drew torture scenes with trolls as victims

He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait

37 Kissed people at TooManyGames

Besides that, he also groped the butt of a Link cosplayer and tried to pull his pants down. And after he was kicked out, he immediately broke down into fetal position and threw a huge meltdown, to where the cops had to take him out, and he was also permanently banned from the convention not too long afterward. And this guy is supposed to be 36? Just pathetic. - SailorSedna

He thew a fit when he was getting kicked out. I didn't find the photo funny, I found it quite sad. - kcianciulli

38 Thought Ted Bundy was framed

Really, Chris? Ted Bundy was one of America's most notorious serial killers! There's no way he could have been framed. - kcianciulli

39 Made fun of Notre Dame Burning Down

The Notre Dame is a historical landmark. Making fun of it burning down is just wrong on so many levels. - kcianciulli

And turns out Chris wasn't the only one who did that. Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic, who was now revealed to be a total scumbag and not the awesome reviewer I thought he was, did a horrific joke like about that just a few weeks after the tragedy in a terrible Final Fantasy review, which makes me wonder why any person still supports him after doing THAT. - SaintSheepy

He literally did that. He actually claimed that a "fire Pokemon" burnt it down, showing once again how heartless and cruel this bastard is, and you'd think after he burned his own house down he'd not laugh at something so similar. - SaintSheepy

He thinks a fire pokémon did that?! I'm much younger than him and even I think that's very stupid and cruel! - BorisRule

That's horrible - ElSherlock

40 Drew creepy fanart

He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Those 5 Megan pictures were the creepiest

That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12

I can draw better than him as well probably.

41 Got mad at Adam Stackhouse

What a sore loser. - alphadan12

I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though.

Now, believe it or not, the two actually took a selfie together at MAGfest 2018, and they've made peace with each other. - SailorSedna

42 Tried to pose as a troll named JenkinsJinkies

I have nothing to say about this because it's too stupid to be described. - Skullkid755

I could do a better costume/troll disguise than him. - SailorSedna

@SaliorSedna

Me three! - Xentrick-The-Creeper

43 Called Michael Snyder a jew

Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

That makes him antisemitic - ElSherlock

44 Left his mother behind at the mall

Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.

This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.

45 He vandalized Sonic Boom merchandise
46 Blamed the trolls for his Walmart ban

Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?

Soliciting with an Attraction Sign, you're not supposed to solicit in public places.

He did that in the McDonald's of the Walmart and got banned from the place by the managers but because he thought he was only banned from the McDonald's there, he went back the next day, and then was caught again trespassing, so he fled, verbally harassing them, flipping the bird, giving "Curse-ye-ha-me-has", and nearly hitting the manager with his car as he went out. - SaintSheepy

He deserves it! - Neonco31

They had nothing to do with you getting banned, dumbass. You tried to do that whole Attraction Sign thing and when the managers tried to kick you out you verbally attacked them, flipped them off and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd them. - SailorSedna

47 Called Michael Snyder "Heartless and Cruel"

No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli

Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct

Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli

Chris is the one who is heartless and cruel - ElSherlock

...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12

48 Wished Death Upon Surfshack Tito
49 Filmed himself eating a raw microwavable pizza

I honestly want to cringe at that image, but I just can't help but laugh at how stupid Chris-chan is being in here. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I don't want to ruin my like to pizza - BorisRule

I think I'm going to throw up... - GehennaTheSecond

I don't like microwave pizza in the firstplace but this is worse - Getovait

50 Made Awful Music

His just mumbles over real songs. Like What?! - kcianciulli

8Load More
PSearch List