Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Donedrdevil
The Top Ten
You know, what? As horrid as him drinking his own semen made me think that it was the stupidest thing he has ever done, I think this item in particular is much more deserving of the first spot on my remix than the former item. The guy could have easily killed his parents in that fire, you know. I seriously need to put this on my remix right now. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
His dad wasn't alive when this happened. However, the house fire did kill one of his cats. - drdevil
I wish he burned to death while his house was on fire. Death from smoke inhalation isn't enough for one of the most revolting losers on the Internet and in real life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
What the heck? Why would he burn down his house? Is this guy insane or mental? Why doesn't he go to jail? Screw this guy, he could have killed people including himself by doing this. Plus, he made the firefighters work even more by doing this, what a jerk. - AnimeDrawer
You can't be a hoarder for that long sooner or later the house will burn. has he learned his lessons?! - KjellalbintomasV 10 Comments
Trust me, as much as I don't want to believe it, he actually did this! I honestly had no idea why it wasn't on the list to begin with since I had to submit this item to the list. I just get goosebumps and unpleasant thoughts whenever I'm reminded of this event... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Agreed, it indeed was disgusting. I think I might've considered adding it to the list when I first made it, though I feared admin would've removed it. - drdevil
He mixed it in with Fanta and drank it. I felt a little sick while watching that video. - drdevil
Disgusting! He won't save any unborn babies that way. You can't recycle sperm. The chance is bigger he crap them out afterwards... - Getovait
Nobody had to know thatV 18 Comments
I'm surprised he didn't bleed to death or anything while doing this, and even if you wanted to change gender, you'd have to go through therapy.
Ugh... I don't want to see that, it's just gross - Neonco31
This could've killed him if it weren't treated quickly enough. - drdevil
I hope there's no photos of the results and if there is, please don't let me see it...V 11 Comments
And today, he's still clinging onto a terrible, unoriginal character he made for a high school project in 2000. - drdevil
Even my Care Bears/Sailor Moon crossover art I did for fun (and ones I'm thinking of doing for Battle Skipper combined with some elements of Thunderbirds) are more creative.
If this were any other person, this would probably be in the top 5. - Zach808
Sonichu is hidious - Getovait
I guess I'll just wear a T-shirt in public saying "SECURITY! " whenever he appears. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
*Sees image of Chris-chan wearing a sports bra* MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH, THE CRINGE! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I should wear a T-shirt that says Help if I see him - RoseCandyMusic
No woman would go to him when he'a that desperate. he live in his own reality - GetovaitV 5 Comments
I feel so sorry for that poor console. - Ultron123
Just sick just sick - Getovait
Ew, like the hell... - NikoX
Poor PS3, you got raped then run over. - Skullkid755V 1 Comment
This is just a poor man's Fat Francis breaking his Xbox 360. The only difference is that Fat Francis is actually funny. Chris-chan is NOT funny. He's just plain stupid. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is a good thing because it put the PS3 out of it's misery. It was traumatized because Chris Chan humped it. - Skullkid755
He could of sell it and earn good money... Stead of beg for it - Getovait
The PS3 was already broken before it got run over.
I have a feeling something like this will happen again... - drdevil
That is just horrible. He deserves to be in jail.
This guy needs to be put down before he actually kills someone. - Zach808
"don't call anybody" - GetovaitV 5 Comments
Has he no shame for this? It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why he hasn't been imprisoned yet, especially since this could qualify as sex offense. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Ah, this is worse than most of the other things he did - Neonco31
He was dancing in the SHOWER while this happened. And don't even get me started on what his genitals looked like. I wish curiosity hadn't gotten the better of me. - alphadan12
Chris needs to stop... - NikoX
He draw Sonichu on his penis. - GetovaitV 2 Comments
Chris can't differentiate fantasy and reality. What an idiot.
Come on Chris, The poor woman was just doing her job. Leave her alone. - kcianciulli
Like that would destroy her?.. - Getovait
Mary lee walsh haven't done anything wrong as far as I know. she did her job. She tried to talk sence with him and he threat her, - KjellalbintomasV 3 Comments
I don't even know how he was able to even get a lawyer in the first place. But what's really stupid is that he basically went against one of the absolutely only people in the world that would be willing to defend him in a court case (at least for the money). - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Didn't he went to jail because of that? - Getovait
Lol Really? - NikoX
I saw that video and it made me cringe - NikoX
Nasty, he reminds me of he-who-must-not-be-named(you know who I am talking about). How can he show that on the internet? That is disgusting, never looking that up. - AnimeDrawer
It's the only way he'll get some china. is he still a virgin though? - Getovait
I saw a gif of this and...ugh, God. This would count as sex offense too, am I right?V 1 Comment
There's freedom of speech and then there's just plain criminal threatening. Plus, I don't think even someone I despise like Trump deserves to have feel the wrath of a hideous sleazeball like Chris-chan. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This could've gotten him arrested. He needs to watch what comes out of his mouth. - drdevil
I am kinda neutral on Trump, but dislike him more than like him. However, at least Trump is not a nasty sicko wasting his time doing useless and pointless things like this. - AnimeDrawer
Apparently, Chris doesn't know that threatening the president could get him into serious trouble. - kcianciulliV 6 Comments
What an Idiot! Doesn't he know that there are hackers out there that can steal your identity? - kcianciulli
What if someone hacks him or comes to his house to kidnap him? Seriously, what a bad example, he should not be doing that. He should be going to school to learn the dangers of the internet. - AnimeDrawer
Good. That means someone can hire a professional hitman to break into his house and kill the little maniac. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
It won't be our fault if he gets robbed. - kcianciulliV 6 Comments
WHAT THE HECK?! How is something like THAT even possible?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He also drew, er...traced his penis on a Sonichu page too. - alphadan12
How did he... Well that's just disturbing - Absolite
I first thought it was a tattoo - GetovaitV 7 Comments
That is just horrible. Tragic events such as 9/11 are nothing to joke about. That is just wrong.
That 9/11 video was in bad taste. This actually caused Liquid Chris to genuinely dislike him. - drdevil
How dare he makes fun of an event where many people got killed? - AnimeDrawer
Wow, Chris... - NikoXV 2 Comments
Whether it be tears of joy or sadness (or stupidity), all he ever did for himself at one of the greatest moments of anyone's life was humiliate himself in front of hundreds of students, parents, teachers, school staff, the principal, and pretty much setting himself up to be a loser when he grows up. Which, in this case, came true. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He actually did this? What a wimp. Me, I felt sad when I had to leave my school because I'd miss the friends I'd made among my classmates, teachers, principal, but I didn't cry like a baby at all, I still felt happy and proud (I even got to visit one of my teachers' house to see a dog of hers too).
This was supposed to be the greatest moment of his life but he had to ruin it by storming out crying. - kcianciulli
I'm surprised he was even able to graduate. - kcianciulliV 1 Comment
I can't believe it. A preteen tricked a full grown man into driving all the way to Ohio to rescue his "girlfriend". Just shows how thick Chris is. - drdevil
Chris makes a rock look smart. - kcianciulli
Wow... - NikoX
It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRule
Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly - Neonco31
I saw Chris in his recent video (the one with him curse-ya-hamehaing for the first time in a long while) where he had more toys he seemingly hoarded, and I have a feeling it's going to end up costing him his house again...anyone else agree?V 4 Comments
*vomits* - NikoX
Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123
It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour. - drdevil
He is a bad example to autistic people - Neonco31
The only good thing I learned from this list is why people even make fun of autism. This is insane. - SpectralOwl
Shot through the dignity
and Chris-Chan's to blame
He gives autism a bad name - SoldierOfFortune
If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31
Obviously, Megan didn't take it well. - alphadan12
Nope, she didn't at all. It shocked her a lot, and it lead to the end of their already dying friendship. - drdevil
I just saw it and...Christ...
I feel so bad for Megan, I hope she's doing better now...
He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise. - drdevil
Who fusses over the color of someone's arms?
Look on the bright side, at least we have a few laughs - YourWaifuSucksV 2 Comments
Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?
Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Lol, did he really do that? - NikoX
Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait
I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I'm not kidding...it was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12
In other words, Chris-chan thought it would be a good idea to teach Sex Ed in one of his comics. - alphadan12
WHAT THE F! @$&K?!?!?! - BorisRuleV 2 Comments
What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this. - drdevil
Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123
He can't even fill a cup with a water - BorisRule
He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Even I can draw better than him and my Sans drawing looks like I picked it from the trash. - Ultron123
That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12
I can draw better than him as well probably. - AnimeDrawerV 1 Comment
Over not winning a contest. - NikoX
What a sore loser. - alphadan12
I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though. - drdevil
Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.
Well that is just wrong - NikoX
This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.
Over the color of Sonic's arms... - SailorSedna
Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?
He deserves it! - Neonco31
Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli
No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli
Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct
...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12
Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12
But that character's not even real.
He is so stupid - Getovait
It deserves to stay on there.
Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait
He could ignored the trolls a long time ago - Getovait
I can already hear unpleasant foghorn blows as I look at that hideous image for this item! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Pathetic. He wants all men to wear bras just because he's uncomfortable looking at their chests. - drdevil
If you have high functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, autism shouldn't be used as an excuse. There are many autistic people in the same age group as Chris that have more sense than him and aren't that immature. - drdevil
Yeah, like anyone's gonna forget what gender they are. - drdevil
Did this really need a picture? - kcianciulli
I have a feeling he'll end up burning his house down again because of this...
He even considers himself a transwoman now... What in the world?!
"Dressed as a woman"? He's been doing this for years. This item makes it sound like he only did it once. - drdevil
Yeah, that's a great thing to do, Chris. If someone dropped charges against me, I'd be HAPPY and thank the person who did it.
It's his fault so he shouldn't blame anyone else - Neonco31
This also shows how pathetic he is. He wanted to kill an entire company over Sonic's damn blue arms. - drdevil
Sega owns Sonic, so they should be allowed to do whatever they want with him. - kcianciulli
The fact this list hasn't collapsed from more items than the most popular list shows how idiotic Chris Chan really is. - Swellow
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2. Cut his perineum open with a knife
3. Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray
2. Drunk his own sperm
3. Created the ripoff abomination known as Sonichu
2. Burned his house down
3. Maced a Gamestop employee with pepper spray