Stupidest Things Chris-Chan Has Done


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21 Squandered all his money on toys Squandered all his money on toys

It makes me wonder how he's so fat since he wastes all his money on toys when he could be using it to eat more healthy so he wouldn't be so obese. You'd think he would be malnourished and all bony and anorexic because of how he prioritizes toys over his necessities. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If you want toy for all ages, go and buy LEGO! Or Rubik's cube. - BorisRule

Wow, very wasteful. I may not have as much toys or money as him but at least I learn to manage them properly - Neonco31


People can have hobbies of collecting toys. I'm 22 and I collect plushies (but not all the time, I make sure to save my money for other important things).

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22 Masturbated in his kitchen over Julie

*vomits* - NikoX

Ohh…thanks for Chris Chan for scarring me permanently. - Ultron123

23 Giving autism a bad name

It annoys me how some people think all autistic people are like Chris. He clearly has other mental illnesses/disorders underlying which impact his behaviour. - drdevil

He is a bad example to autistic people - Neonco31

I'm autistic and this guy's an absolute insult to my intelligence. - Aragorn98

Shot through the dignity
and Chris-Chan's to blame
He gives autism a bad name - SoldierOfFortune

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24 Drew ShecameforCWC.jpg

If curiosity gets the best of me, wish me luck I don't die. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He must have some issues with that picture - Neonco31

Obviously, Megan didn't take it well. - alphadan12

Nope, she didn't at all. It shocked her a lot, and it lead to the end of their already dying friendship. - drdevil

I just saw it and...Christ...

I feel so bad for Megan, I hope she's doing better now...

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25 Hates Sonic's new look Hates Sonic's new look

He literally attacked a GameStop store over Sonic's redesign for Sonic Boom. Not that Sonic Boom is a good game, but you could interpret Chris-chan's idiocy in this act through two ways: as a pitiful laughing stock (what am I saying? He doesn't deserve pity.) or as a bumbling literal retard in every sense of the word. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

He didn't realize that Sonic's redesign was only for Sonic Boom, not for the whole franchise. - drdevil

Who fusses over the color of someone's arms?

Why can't he Complain about Knuckles' Sonoc Boom Design? Who cares if Sonic has blue arms? - ToadF1

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26 Shoplifted from Best Buy Shoplifted from Best Buy

Is he friends with the police? How is he not in jail?

Please don't tell me children were a victim of this crime... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

True that. I was just hoping he didn't scar any children for life due to his horrid appearance and existence while in the act of shoplifting! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

27 Shouted at little boys when playing Pokemon with them

Lol, did he really do that? - NikoX

Ohhh I would love to see proof of it How low can he go? - Getovait

28 Wrote an entire Sonichu comic page dedicated to demonstrating how Rosechu's reproductive system worked.

I'm not letting my piqued curiosity get the best of me on this one. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'm not was shown in full, GRAPHIC detail... - alphadan12

In other words, Chris-chan thought it would be a good idea to teach Sex Ed in one of his comics. - alphadan12

WHAT THE F! @$&K?!?!?! - BorisRule

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29 Lied about making a hamburger and mashed potatoes

What a random thing to lie about. A quick Google Images search shows he stole the picture of the internet. This isn't the first time he's did something like this. - drdevil

Taking into account his intelligence, he probably can't even make something as simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I bet Chris-Chan can't make scrambled eggs and oatmeal much less a hamburger and mashed potatoes. - Ultron123

He can't even fill a cup with a water - BorisRule

30 Drew creepy fanart

He literally drew himself drinking soda... WITH AN OVER-SIZED STRAW! This creep is just too dumb to know the basics of drawing to scale. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Even I can draw better than him and my Sans drawing looks like I picked it from the trash. - Ultron123

That's not even getting started on the sex scenes he drew... - alphadan12

I draw Better than Him - ToadF1

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31 Got mad at Adam Stackhouse Got mad at Adam Stackhouse

That's a meaning of being Salty, he's a Moron - ToadF1

Over not winning a contest. - NikoX

What a sore loser. - alphadan12

I'm surprised he was actually able to 'forgive' him and move on, though. - drdevil

32 Called Michael Snyder a jew

Talk about a deluded anti-Semitic racist Chris-chan is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

33 Left his mother behind at the mall

Should have been the other way around, if you ask me. I find it quite unbelievable that for a mother whose own son is an incompetent, demented, and haphazardly moronic oaf that she hasn't disowned him yet. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If I were his mom, I'd throw that fat slob out on the streets, tell him to have fun being homeless.

Well that is just wrong - NikoX

This happened on the same day as the GameStop incident.

34 He vandalized Sonic Boom merchandise

Over the color of Sonic's arms... - SailorSedna

35 Blamed the trolls for his Walmart ban

Walmart ban? Shouldn't every store in existence ban him for life? I'd love to have him starve to death. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

How did he even get banned from Walmart in the first place?

He deserves it! - Neonco31

36 Called Michael Snyder "Heartless and Cruel"

Michael Snyder was just doing his job, Chris. Leave The Poor Man Alone. - kcianciulli

No Chris, You Were the one being Heartless and Cruel. - kcianciulli

Remove quotation marks in "Heartless and Cruel" because that is exactly what he is. - SelfDestruct

Chris is the Heartless one - ToadF1

...Before he and his mom attempted a hit-and-run on him. - alphadan12

37 Believed that a troll posing as Surfshack Tito from Rocket Power really was Surfshack Tito

Not surprising, considering he has no grip on reality. - alphadan12

He is so stupid - Getovait

But that character's not even real.

38 Attempted to get his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica taken down

It deserves to stay on there.

39 Blames the trolls for everything
40 Apologized to a Sonichu character for his homophobia

Apologize to a fictional character? Lol - Getovait

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